James Bond goes to Ponyville
Woosh! Went James Bond as he fell into the hot vat of acid-shit-piss-poison-lava-whale sperm. As soon as he touched the vile liquid he felt his soul being raped, tortured, violated, and infused with the essence of Tupoc.
When he emerged he felt an intense stinging all over his body and found his skin had turned black.
"Yo nigga, how dis shit happen." the now black James said in his normal British voice. "I'z now all black and shit." When suddenly James felt the presence of evil behind him.
When he turned around James came face to face with a