Cheese Sandwich was pleased with his life.

That was something he repeated in his mind almost every day. Not only because he was a very optimistic and cheerful man (oh, and he is, be assured of that). The fact was that right now he felt he was a truly lucky individual and had more than one thing to be thankful to the world at large. After years of planning, saving and sacrifices, he was finally able to open his very own business, the “Weird Al Prank and Gag Store” the first and only shop of its kind in Canterlot, a big feat for a 22 years old man with no college studies. Ever since he was young, he made it a personal mission to spread joy and happiness to every person he met, and with this shop, he finally made that idea a life long project to give himself entirely.

But that was not the only big success he had achieved recently. He finally made reality his childhood dream, becoming the boyfriend (and not just that, the first and only) of none other than Pinkamena Diane Pie, most known by everyone as simply Pinkie Pie. If there was someone that got his whole obsession about planning parties and spreading joy and happiness was precisely her. And that made his new shop venture all the more rewarding, since he knew, the shop was something both of them could enjoy together while at the same time saving enough to get married, which they pinkie promised each other they would do the very moment the shop future was financially safe.

And it was because all that, that he felt particularly pleased right now. Pinkie Pie and he were right now attending a party in one of the biggest mansions in Canterlot, hosted by an eccentric millionaire that according to rumors, made his fortune by virtue of being a master of pranks and jokes. Always the visionary, Cheese Sandwich decided that someone like him could be an invaluable business partner, so when Pinkie’s friends invited the two of them (some of her friends had acquaintances in the highest social levels of the city) he was the most excited to attend.

“Cheese Sandwich” said Cheese shaking hands with who no doubt, was the host of the party.

-Eccentric millionaire was an understatement- he thought. The man was wearing a rather weird combination of what seemed a purple formal suit, as formal as it could be with a disheveled look and random lines and splotches, elements that almost seemed to move randomly within the clothes every few minutes. A yellow shirt not unlike Cheese’s own, a necktie full of scrabbles, two mismatched gloves of what seemed to be a couple of exotic animals skins and with his left hand he was holding a golden cane of sorts, decorated at the top with the small head of a creature that he couldn’t decide if it was a horse or a goat. But more than his clothes, his physical appearance was also strikingly strange, with a grey, almost sickly skin tone, yellow eyes with red pupils, a long goatee of white wild hair and an oversized fang always sticking out from his mouth. All that weird features were coupled with a very high stature and a monochromatic two color hair dye. Not completely sure if all of it was just a very complex costume or not, Cheese decided to avoid asking questions about his appearance for now.

“Discord is the name, but don’t waste it too much my friend” said the man with a cooky smile.

“Where are you from Mr. Discord?” The man had a strong accent, quite unlike anything he had heard before.

“Actually I’m a local, but was out of commission for a long time, this party is in a way to give myself a big warm welcome back to my old home and spread some of my old particular taste of fun with the locals” he said spreading his arms.

• Particular taste of fun- echoed Cheese Sandwich in his head. The party had some normal food and drinks tables alright, but also had some strange props like a walking lamppost. In another part of the party, he saw a trio of what he supposed were buffaloes dancing in tutus (people in disguise Cheese half guessed, half hoped). And perhaps the biggest attraction, what seemed like a group of pink cotton candy clouds floating above the biggest chocolate fountain he had ever seen, coincidentally that very moment his girlfriend was right next to said fountain contemplating everything with an amazed expression on her face.

“I see that your reputation as a master of fun is well deserved”

“Oh please, you are going to make my ears blow with that praise” no sooner than he finished saying that, actual smoke came out from his ears.

Cheese couldn't help being impressed. After a heartily laugh, he decided to go to the point.

“If you would like Discord, I have some ideas from my prank shop that I want to show you, to see what you think”

“I will be delighted my friend, please by all means, give me your best shoot” he said, and raised is necktie to show a small bulls eye in his shirt.

A moment later, after some small business talk, Cheese received some punch from his girlfriend, who did not wasted a single second to see who was the man her boyfriend was talking, being too busy laughing and enjoying all the crazy things the party was full of. While she went back to her friends, Discord looked up with a lot of interest at the pink haired female. “Perfect,” he said.

“What?” asked Cheese, full of hope, thinking one of his ideas was receiving said adjective.

“She is beautiful.”

“Ah... thank you, I guess, she is my girlfriend, Pinkie Pie” he said blushing, with a mix of surprise and irritation. Cheese was frowning, but he quickly shrugged it off and took a sip from his punch. The tall man stared at Pinkie without even feigning the slightest attention at Cheese attempts to talk about business ideas.

“She is not like the rest of her friends”

“Yes, she’s always been a special one that Pinkie.” Cheese gave a love struck glance towards his girlfriend, but he was not going to let go this chance so fast “I will get us something stronger. Would you like a beer?”

“No…chocolate milk, please.”

“Ok, coming up”

Discord then gave his whole attention to a group of six young women that were sat in the same table some distance from them. Aside from Cheese Sandwich’s girlfriend the most striking of them all was another pink haired beauty, only with a lighter shade of pink than Pinkie Pie. Said girl had stunningly big breasts, the biggest among them all and easily noticeable even when she unsuccessfully tried to hide them them with an over sized sweater. Talking with her was a noisy looking girl with short hair and athletic build, far smaller and thinner than her friend, but obviously more assertive as far as he could tell by her body language. At the other side of the table were two more composed looking individuals speaking in hushed tones, one was a freckled blonde that barely could sit in the chair, her hips and buttocks were massive, along with her legs, even though the rest of her body was nothing to write about, her companion had a far more regular and exquisite shape, though just by looking at her heavy makeup and intricate hairdo was enough to made him groan. The last was the worst, she was not only ignoring the party, but she was reading a very thick book of all things. He chuckled to himself, only the fact that he was such a generous, kind, compassionate and above all, modest host stopped him from asking her to leave. Tomboy, Pawg, Diva and Egghead (as he nicknamed them in his head) did not caught his attention in the least, but each was good looking enough in some way, and a couple of his friends could be interested in meeting them given the chance.

At any rate, the biggest star in his eyes was without a doubt the delicious looking fruit called Pinkie Pie who was most likely completely oblivious to the effect her succulent body was having on his mind. As he could see now more carefully now, she was wearing a very long yellow sundress, and while the garment was loose, it was hardly able to hide her figure. His eyes examined her face which was sweet and innocent. He checked her ass (or plot as he jokingly called it) and legs, that while hidden by the sundress, looked pleasantly curvy and meaty. And of course her bust, large and bouncy. Looking at her tough, something seemed off about her posture, while moments ago she was smiling and laughing, right now she had what appeared to be a strained look on her face, fidgeting on her chair, her two arms around crossed over the chest area and resting her whole body resting on the table. He felt a little simpathy as he saw how she was being ignored by her 5 friends (4 deeply in conversation with each other, and the fifth reading her damn book), but then noticed a bright flush that was spreading on her cheeks and started to connect dots…it couldn't be! right here? he needed to get closer to actually see if she was actually...

“Here you go pal” said Cheese handing Discord a glass of chocolate milk who immediately took a sip hiding his irritation at being interrupted while ogling his prey.

“Ah, delicious, the best glass of chocolate milk in all of Equestria” he quickly spit the liquid to the ground, but for a moment Cheese thought he was actually drinking the glass and throwing the liquid.

“Where does your girlfriend work?” Discord asked suddenly.

“Right now she is studying. In a couple of months she will graduate with a degree at Personnel Management”

“Intelligence, sense of humor, and beauty...what a catch, young man” he never once retired his sight from Pinkie Pie while saying those words, said girl was by then already resuming her previous actions of inspecting every crazy element of the party with a smile on her lips.

His gaze and comments were making Cheese Sandwich uncomfortable again, he tried to change the subject. “You are not what I expected a millionaire to look”

“What do you mean?”

“You know most of the high class members here in Canterlot dress in the finest suits and dresses they can find, yet you seem to have just come out of a prank shop” -Now that will take the conversation back to business- Cheese congratulated himself.

“Appearances are deceiving my dear friend, you for example, who would think you could score a single date, not to mention a full relationship with a hot sexy bombshell such as your girl”

Cheese Sandwich was really losing his temper now, but decided to keep it in stride trying to take everything as nothing more than the host strange and dark sense of humor.

“Is she a virgin?” Discord asked, Cheese started to ask something with his face contorting in anger but the tall man added, “you know what, don’t answer that, it will be more fun that way”

“What is your damn interest in my girlfriend?”

“Are they real?” he asked pointing at her breasts, ignoring altogether Cheese question.

Cheese’s mouth fell open. “They are real and all mine. If you should know, we are getting married very soon and are deeply in love” he answered half angry, half smugly.

“Pinkie Pie” Discord slowly said, as if he was tasting the name itself, “she is truly a stunning goddess, her whole body exudes chaotic and wild desires and potential, she should be with an appropriate mate”

Cheese was now royally pissed. “And I suppose that’s you?”

“Ding ding ding! we have a winner, what we have for him, Johnny”

“Well good sir, it seems that not only you look the part of a crazy idiot, but you actually are one” Cheese voice now seemed a delicate mix between sheer indignation and pure fury.

Discord glowered at the insult, but made no remark about it. “I will give you ten thousand for your girlfriend right now. That is the only barter I will offer.”

“Leave us alone, any other insinuation and I am going for the police, you heard me, psycho?”

“Very well then” Discord said with a smug smile on his face.

Cheese Sandwich took a very confused and reluctant Pinkie Pie by the arm and they stepped out from the party without another word, much to the sadness and surprise of her friend Fluttershy who was talking with her at that moment. Fluttershy had little time to ponder alone on the strange attitude of the couple before a strong hand gripped her shoulder.

“Geez, what’s his problem, what a party popper”

“Oh humm…I don’t think so, I know Cheese Sandwich… I’m sure…well I believe he had a very good reason to leave like that…Mr…?” she half asked, obviously uncomfortable with his hard grasp and closeness, if she did not yelped right then and there it was because she thought it would be terribly rude with who she correctly guessed was the host of the party.

“Discord my dear, call me Discord”

Author's Note

In spite of that ending Fluttershy will not be appearing in this fic again any time soon, neither will Coco btw.

Next chapter will be after a 6 months timeskip.