Eternal Burger

I sat down and ate a forfilling breakfast of crack, piss and oats. I looked at the numerous tits I had cut out of magasines and stuck on family photos around the room, the dog shit is not mine. I walked around the fish tank for a while and decided to play some 'Team Fortress 4:The Return Of Jesus' I plugged the USB drive into my nun and punched her with reasonable but dignified force in the face, She screamed into life and I crabbed hold of the two controller sticks.

Shortly after playing Minecraft I exploded, then I went and bought a fridge carton from the cupboard after sifting through numerous used condoms and broken tortilla chips; blame my OCD over chicken based water polo, anyways, back to the point; my armpit hairs were tingling as I pulled a duck out of my arse to obtain a glass of water.

To be honest you should be bothering with the first chapter as it is just about how I saved a purple horse from chronic seizures and spontaneous combustion of her friends/slaves.

I said to my arse cavity dwelling duck bro, "WHERE IS BISCUIT MAN AND PALPY PETE HUEHUEHUEHEUHUE"

I response he quacked. Because he is a duck.

I took it as a no and shot through the ceiling and into space; I ordered a pizza and turned on the TV.

Then my head and Twilights rear left leg exploded.