Just one big happy family(re edited)

by DyslexicFoal

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Sweetie Belle, Romance, Spike, Comedy, Rarity, Pipsqueak, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 1061

When Rarity gets animisha Spike Gets the idea to start a family

After a horrible date that gets Rarity amnesia.Spike decides to pretend that he's her husband and that they have a family together.And it all goes down hill from there.

Published 2015-07-09 18:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-09 18:10:01 UTC

Chapter1 :Big news

“Spike? Oh, where are you?” a purple alicorn named twilight said. “Don’t you know that we need to get those bills read and signed?”

She looked and looked until she found him in the library drawing a crood drawing.

“Spike,You know today is a work day? And that takes precedence over anything else?”

The baby dragon looked at her with both a apologetic and embarrassed look. “I’m sorry twiy, I was just working on something.”

What is this something?”

“Nothing important.”

“Well it has to be if it's taking up our precious time.”

“No really its nothing..”

“Just hand it over spike.”

The dragon starts to sweet of embarrassment    as he hands over the drawing, twilight looks and sees a very crood, but very gay drawing. I him rarity a filly, a colt, and a cat. That said ‘happily ever after.’ It look like one of those magic kindergarten assignments where you half to draw your family.

Twilight just rolled her eyes and said “Come on now we have a lot to do.”

They sat down and started.

“Okay Spike we need to finish up our paper on our thoughts on these methods, of dealing with paper bullying and see if they should be taught.

'That's our only work that relates to Friendship. Then Princess Celestia wants us to look over some bills that related to legal age of being a adult pony stop focusing cutie marks in schools and life. And also gay marriage in Equestria. Let's begin.”

Right as they were about to start a guard came in.

“Rarity wishes to enter,” The guard said.

“She may proceed,”  Twilight says as she looks over some papers

“TWILIGHT!!! TWILIGHT!!!” The with mare came running in all exsitic.

“What is it?” Twilight says in  absent minded tone .

“This is the biggest news in the history of news, ever!!!”

“Is it really? Because I'm working at the moment.”

“Yes!!!,So big that Im surprised that they haven't talked about in the papers yet.”

“What is it. Is discord causing some trouble?”

“No even bigger”

“Did somepony murder some fouls at a school?” says worriedly.

“No” She says with a smile.

“IS CELESTIA DEAD?”

“No, silly”

“Then what is it?!?!” She states as almost about to break.

“I have a date Friday!”

“Twilight gave blank stare for a second and then proceed to hit herself with a book.”

Chapter 2:Love Hurts

Chapter 2:Love herts

‘’seriously,You're wasting my only time to work for this?’’

‘’Yes twilght Its a big deal.I havent gone on one sencnce I was a filly.It was when Ryol pin asked me if I could get a leminaide with him.’’

‘’How'd It go’’ Spiked asked nervously

‘’Not well It turned out  that he only did because he wanted to prove to his parents that he could be good on a date so that when his parents went on one he didn't half to be foul sat by his sister.’’’

   ‘’Good’’ spike said

‘’Didnt you go to the sweet apple hoedown with turnip truck? ‘’ said Twilight

‘’That one didn't count because AppleJack forced me to go with him because know pony wanted to go with him because  they thought he was ugly and dumb. And she said If I didn't do it  A she'd shave off my maine.’’

‘’Rares I'd love to talk to you about your relationship stories.But Spike and I have a lot to do So..’’

  ‘’But Id Must tell who I’m Going with.’ Rarity’s says with a giggle and a smile.

‘’Fine.’’Twilight grounds and pulps on floor In a sigh of impatience ness

It’s with none other than Gilmer Dreams!

Glimmer Dreams!! Spike very shocked

‘’Yes!! rarity says as she jumps up and down full extiment.’’

‘’Isn't he the pony who started fashion snobs weekly ?’Spikes says very  nervously

‘’Yes! and were going to go to the new chez  la  some   fancy restaurant !

‘’Spike knowing that he couldn't compete with a Genetic rich pony.He decided to play cool a mabey question her decision

‘’Hey rarity I don't know do you think maybe this guy maybe isn't..’’  Come on thinking of something He thought. Cool engh for you’’

‘’Spike are you jeluscs? rarity said

Spike I thought you would have know this by now. Spike sit down please.Twilight could you leave?

‘’Shure the schedules already   ruined any way.’’

‘’Spikey poo I love you very much.But not in a romantic way.More like a little brother way’’.

‘’Ohh I see Its because im a dragon isn't it.’’

‘’Well Yes and no.Spike first of your a dragon and i'm a pony.were two totally different species.Heck were not even mammals.Even if you were a pony youd still be a foul which is against the law.’’

‘’Those are your only reasons aren't they?

‘’No,Even If you were a adult stainton.We would still be just best friends.

‘’How do you know that?’’

‘’Because I just do.’’

Okay ,whatever but don't come crying to me when you're still single and have 10 cats.’’The baby dragon started to break and ran into another room  to hide his his crying

‘’Gosh I feel bad’’ Rarity said she starts twitwall her hoofs.

‘’I understand rarity  but he need to hear it eventually.He some day has to grow up realizes that it would never work.’’

‘’I know,I just hate having to break his little heart.’’

‘’Thats life…’’ There was a short silences for a while till twilight  said  ‘’Hey good job on finding someone  lets hope hes the one

‘’Yes, lets hope rarity’’ says still feeling bad about what she did ‘’see

yeah  twi’’.

‘’See yeah rares’’

‘’’Twilight looked over some of the papers by herself for a while And then later went to Spike.’’she saw him in curled  up crying

‘’Hey buddy hows it going?’’

Spike sniffles and says ‘’fine i guess’’

‘’Im sorry you had to hear it spike.But its the truth.’’

‘’Yeah,I always sort of kind of knew  it wouldn't work out’’ spike says.

Twlight raps her hoofs around spike a saids just because she not going to be your speicl some ponnie or dragon in your case doesn't mean you cant still be the best of friends

‘’I know’’

Twilight cuddles and rocks spike for a while and says .

‘’do you want to work on work’’

‘Yes’’  he says very sad

Good  twilight says  ‘’Hey I love you just as much as she does maybe even more  and i agree you or a true gentle colt  and are kind you will find love someday’’.