Smile all day, every day...
It was a peaceful afternoon in Ponyville. The idle chatter of the town’s ponies and the clacking of hooves on the cobbled stones of the little town's streets were the only sounds that permeated the air. All around where little houses with thatched roofs, brick and stucco walls, and happy ponies in the doorways. Vendors called to ponies from behind their stalls and in front of their carts. The smell of baked squid and fresh produce wafted from every corner. Within the center of the town was the castle of friendship, the new home of Princess Twilight Sparkle where she watches over the town with her friends.
Within Ponyville park six friends were enjoying there the last week of summer before the fall cherry blossom leaves arrive. They had gathered to a shady willow tree in the park to have a lovely picnic in the cool breeze. Once they all met there they did the same things they do on picnics.
Rarity and Fluttershy were talking about the possibility of animals wearing dresses for a show while secretly making ship fanfiction of Discord and Princess Celestia. Rainbow Dash and Applejack were hoof- wrestling and being macho with dubbed English speeches about being stallions in mare’s bodies. While Twilight was reading a novel of yoga positions with Spike sleeping on her side.
The only pony missing was Pinkie Pie, who usually never misses a picnic. However her friends had figured she was helping the Cake family with some business. Twilight found that Pinkie had been acting strange lately, she had not sung to new ponies in town, played pranks with Rainbow Dash, or even bugged Twilight about random stuff. Of course she thought that Pinkie was just a bit sick with a swine flu or something.
Then out of Twilight's, eyes she saw a pink blur slowly move her way. In fact, all the ponies and the dragon turned to see Pinkie Pie slowly approach them.
“Come on Pinkie Pie, move it!” Rainbow Dash yelled at Pinkie who continued her slow pace.
Twilight noticed as Pinkie Pie came closer and closer, she had a smile on her face, a very creepy and frightening smile, and a soulless look in her big eyes.
. . . .
If one were to look in the possible future, the six friends would have been violently killed by Pinkie Pie in what some cosmic scholars call ‘some fucked up shit’. Thankfully for the six friends a much unexpected guest decided to come to their aid.
. . . .
Out of nowhere a pink ball of energy hit Pinkie Pie, causing a large explosion. To say the six friends of Pinkie were shocked would be an understatement. Just as their emotions were about to spring forth, a far off cry was heard.
“Everypony run, that’s not me!!” This cry came from none other than Pinkie Pie from a distance.
Pinkie’s friends were confused as they looked at her and the burning area of the other Pinkie Pie. Out of the small fire rose what looked like Pinkie Pie. However, the fire melted off the false flesh, revealing a metallic shell. Walking from the fire was a pink robot with fire red eyes and that creepy smile built into its faceplate.
Twilight and the others were now just lost on what the buck is going on as the real Pinkie Pie Super jumped in between the robot and her friends.
“Pinkie what’s going on?!” Twilight was looking for some logic.
“That’s a Smile Kill-bot. It would have ripped you all the shreds in minutes if I hadn’t caught it off guard, but listen Twilight, I need you to take the others away from here now.”
“Pinkie Pie…”
“Go Now!!!” Twilight could see the determined look in Pinkie’s eyes and knew she meant business. In a flash, Twilight teleported the gang to a safe area where they could see what was going on with Pinkie and the Robot.
In a burst of speed the robot rushed at Pinkie, who withstand the blow, grabbed the robot’s head, and flung the metal monster into the sky. However, everyone knows a good robot has a jetpack built in and Smile Kill-bots have that included in their basic modes. The Kill-bot then pointed a hoof at Pinkie Pie which then unfolded into a plasma energy gun and fired several plasma balls at Pinkie, who created energy balls in her hoof and fired back at the Kill-bot. The shots collided in midair, creating several explosions of energy on contact.
All the while the other ponies were standing around there cover watching the fight, commenting on everything immediately after it happens, but not actually helping.
"No Pinkie! This is our fight too!" Twilight yelled at her secret lover.
"I will defeat you evildoer with the power of Friendship!" the lavender unicorn yelled exaggeratedly while her lip movements appeared to say something else involving having a baby with Doctor Hooves. The Kill-bot did not notice this as it was powering up another attack.
“No Twilight! This is her fight, she must do it alone!” Rarity screamed into Twilight’s ear.
Twilight decided that Rarity was right, even if Pinkie could have used a little bit of help at this point. After that Twilight had a long speech about the ‘Power of Friendship’ that will aid Pinkie Pie. However to spare the reader the torture of a speech of such pointlessness, the author decided to skip it.
After the speech, the Elements of Harmony shot out of the five ponies into the sky and down into Pinkie’s body, creating Pinkie-kun, Master of Harmony with long blond hair, a white coat, and blue eyes that would my Nazis cream their pants.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaah!..." said Pinkie-kun, taking a fighting stance.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaah!..." replied The Kill-Bot, doing likewise.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!..."
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!..."
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!..."
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!..."
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!..."
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!..."
"Do they go on like this forever?" said Spike.
"No, it just seems like it" said Rarity.
Once that was done, Pinkie Pie created energy around herself and flew into the air at sonic speed, tackling the Kill-bot. Pinkie Pie smashed the bot’s faceplate off and fired an energy blast at the weak spot, destroying the vile machine. Pinkie then floated back down onto the damaged earth were her friends waited as they watched the event unfold.
Twilight galloped into the hooves of Pinkie and they made salty, wet, and quite smelly love in front of all their friends in the middle of the still burning Ponyville Park. But Pinkie wondered where that Kill-bot came from, unfortunately for the plot-line the author decided to stop there and not make a sequel involving tentacle school mares, talking vaginas with suspicious non-blood relations with their harem, and fighting Hitler in a disco on top of a robot dinosaur.
