Ever since marrying Discord, Celestia dreads the holidays. Anniversaries, birthdays, Casual Fridays; anything that Discord will use as an excuse to show off, which typically results in some sort of cosmic catastrophe. Fortunately, she isn't the only princess who has had to deal with the shortcomings of a spouse. With the help of Princess Cadence, will Celestia attain the quiet, down-to-earth Hearts and Hooves Day she deserves?