Ten Pounds of Fetus and Mouthwash
By: WhatTheFap
Author's note: This is a fic by Jellote, who took it from someone else, ponified it, and asked me over livestream to re-write it. I don't know how this will go, so here goes nothing!
Apple Bloom:
Hello everypony, my name is Apple Bloom. I live in this shitty town called Ponyville, located on the west side (REPRESENT!) of Equestria.
My older sisters, Ooplejerk and Big Mac (Short for Big Machinetosser), live with me on Sweaty Apple Acres, where the three of us grow apples and then douse them in our sweat. I have absolutely no relation to that buffalo hating racist niggerdick Braeburn, so don't ask.
You've heard of the Cutie Mark Crusaders? Yeah, I run that shit. My friends Sweaty Balls and Futaloo are my bitches. We don't have our Cutie Marks yet, probably because we're autistic.
I do have something to confess though. I'm into this freaky shit called 'unbirth'. It's where a pony (male or female) crawls up into another pony's (male or female) vagina. It's basically the story of my life. I have bitches and hoes crawling' all up in my holes. You probably think that's disgusting, but chew on this: FUCK YOU.
Ooplejerk:
My name is Ooplejerk, I'm 15 and live on Sweaty Apple Acres with my two sisters, Apple Bloom and Big Machinetosser, although I mostly hang out with mai waifu, Rainbow Douche. (If you don't like Girl on Girl, you should probably cut off your dick and then hang yourself, in no particular order.)
So after I get done making out with RD (don't be hating bro, it gave me the biggest wingboner ever), I go back to the farm, where the Cutie Mark Crusaders are, which my sister is a part of.
"Howdy niggers" I say to Apple Bloom and her friends.
"Fuck off sis." She replies.
I rape her little cunt with my wing for saying such a thing. Then I give her a middle finger with my hoof, which is pretty easy to do since I basically have one giant finger. I leave them alone and drink some mouthwash so that I feel drunk, then I go and take a nap in the cactus garden.
Apple Bloom:
"Hey dickfucker" I say to Futaloo. "You know what unbirth is?"
She shakes her head no. "It's where you shove a pony up your private parts; it's like the opposite of giving birth."
"Woah" Sweaty Balls says. "Sounds sexy."
"Ikr?" I reply.
I provide an example using Futaloo as a test subject. She doesn't struggle, scream, bite, or anything like that at all, since she's my friend. After I let her cook in my cunt for a while, I squeeze her out. She plops out, covered in my placenta and says "Wow! I feel like I got younger!"
"That's 'cause you did! In Vaginaland, time goes backwards!" I tell her.
She stares at me with her mouth agape. I get an idea.
"What if we tried this on an older pony?" I suggest.
Sweaty Balls and Futaloo agree, and we go into Ooplejerks cactus garden. I stand over her sleeping body with my lower lips right above her head, ready to strike. Starting at her head, I start to push her into my cunt. She wakes up to the sight of my inner uterus. She struggles a lot and yells at me, but nigga I don't give a fuck, so I push that bitch all the way up inside me. You might think this is a lot like vore, but fuck you, there's a difference.
Sweaty Balls asks me how I managed to do that, so I tell her about how Big Mac taught me the ways of the unbirth in Applelooser.
Big Mac met a nice mare named Lyra there. She took her out to this fancy restaurant called 'Le McDonálds', and after they ate their food, they ate each other out in the bathroom. When Big Machinetosser was ready, she grabbed Lyra under her arms, and thrusted her up her McCunt. She kept Lyra in there for days, until she turned back into a sperm and egg cell and just kind of disappeared.
Ooplejerk asks me what this is all about, and I tell her that I wanted to do an experiment and also get my cutie mark. She yells at me to squeeze her out, but nigga, I don't give a fuck, so I go to sleep.
I wake up and notice that my pregnant stomach is much smaller in size, and I now have a cutie mark of a spread-lips vagina on my ass! Ooplejerk is probably about my size now, so probably 5 years old.
I ask her how she's doing and she says "Fine, I feel much fresher now." I decide to give Ooplejerk some mouthwash, to give her a little sympathy since I shoved her up my vagina after all. I had Sweaty Balls hold my Sweaty Balls out of the way of my cunt while Futaloo poured it in. It kind of tingled but I was doing it for my sister. I felt really weird, but I vouched to keep Ooplejerk in there for a little longer. I hoofed my cunt for awhile since the mouthwash made it ticklish.
Two hours later, Sweaty Balls and Futaloo went home and I finally decided it was time to let my sister out. I squeezed as hard as I could and she slid right out of my pussy and fell on the ground with a plop. She looked like she would have at my age, but her coat was blue! It was a Christmas miracle! She looks up at me.
"Are you my mommy?" she asks, too young to remember that I'm her sister.
"Yes." I say with a tear in my eye. Then I run off with her in my arms and we make several babies for the next 50 years.
THE END.
A/N: if you thought this sucked, fuck you. If you liked it, you should really check out Jellote! This story comes from him after all.
I think I've learned my lesson about rewriting someone else's work. I try too hard to stick to their storyline, rather than going off into my own fantasy land :L
