Under Revision (For obvious reasons)

by MisterCrit

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Slice of Life, Romance
Length: 2369

Currently being rewritten

The Cakes have left for a week. Pinkie knows that Hearts and Hooves day is approaching. But when it comes, she is without a partner, and derpression strikes. But meanwhile, Cheese Sandwich learns that his Cheese sense tells him more than just parties.

Note: I'm thinking about using Pokey Pierce in the place of Cheese Sandwich, but I'm not sure yet.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-02-15 21:50:01 UTC

Pinkie and Cheese

Pinkie Pie looked at her reflection as she pondered about those words.  Her mane wasn't deflated, but it was so dull, it almost looked gray.  Her Cutie Mark also looked like it was peeling of her flank like a sticker.  Ponyville's resident pink party pony expert, had never been this sad.  Not even on her parent's rock farm during her childhood.  The memory kept flashing before her.  It kept repeating, starting over once it stopped.  It felt so real, as if Pinkie was being torn from reality, and pulled into the deepest darkest parts of her brain where fun didn't even care to exist.  This was the part of her brain that Pinkie kept locked away, so only she could enter it.

  "If I never had thrown that hat, Cheese would've lived a terrible, and colorless life without friends." Pinkie said to her self.  Finally, she couldn't take it anymore.  She screamed at the top of her lungs to return herself to the real world.

  The pink mare walked back to Sugarcube Corner.  She didn't even care to notice the ponies who greeted her or asked if she was alright.  As Pinkie trudged along, she seemed to be sucking the color out of Ponyville.  As she walked, buildings would fade, people would become depressed, as if Pinkie carried a disease bent on turning the fun and colorful world everypony was used to, into a grayscale world filled with depression.  Pinkie trudged up to her room, her coat within 7 shades of turning gray.  She lay on the cold floor, with her face buried in her hooves.

Image: http://chromaskunk.deviantart.com/art/Sad-Pinkie-290593081

  "Cheese...  Where in Equestria are you?" Pinkie asked.  She found a true lover.  She knew that true love was not far.

  Two years ago...

  A magic swirled around Big Mac and Fluttershy, the two looking unaffected.  The baby did not wake, the couple did not break from the kiss.  They remained calm.  Princess Twilight and friends peered in and everypony's jaw dropped.

  "They've found true love!" exclaimed Twilight.  And it was true, Big Macintosh and Fluttershy had both found their true love at heart.  Pinkie saw the magic and was amazed.  The couple looked almost happier than happy.  Pinkie was missing out on FUN!

  Present time...

  "I finally realized how dark life is without true love, Cheese." said Pinkie.  She prayed that there would be a tingle in the Cheese Sense somewhere.  Somewhere...

  If only he would feel a twitch, and feel how lonely the mare felt.  Cheese Sandwich was practically made for Pinkie.  He really knew how to put on a party, big time.  "We could be together forever..." Pinkie whispered to herself.  "We could give each other huggies, and kissies, and nuzzies..."

  Cheese Sandwich walked in his hombre getup.  He had been walking for days without a twitch in his Cheese Sense, which worried him.  Was there really nowhere in Equestria that was in need of a Cheese Sandwich-style party?

  "No..." he told himself.  "There is a place somewhere that needs a party.  Right Boneless Two?" He looked at the limp rubber chicken on his back.  Scrawled on its tummy was a red number '2'.  The young stallion sighed at the sight.  It reminded him of a certain somepony who was the reason he threw parties.  Without the motivation of Pinkie Pie, Cheese would still be a shy pony with no cutie mark.

Suddenly, Cheese felt his nose twitch.  Then his tail wiggled, and his ear flopped.

  "Ponyville needs another party..." the cheesy colored stallion said.  He turned around and headed back to Ponyville.  He knew something was not right.  His Cheese Sense was never wrong.  But this problem focused on a very important pink somepony...

  Sugarcube Corner never looked so...sugar-less.  It wasn't Sugarcube Corner, it was SOURcube Corner.  Clouds loomed over the entire town, but the weather Pegasi didn't even put them there.  Mr. Cake looked out the window as depressed ponies trudged about the streets.

  "Not a single smile in sight!" he exclaimed.  "Cupcake!  Are you seeing this?"  Mrs. Cake joined her husband at the window and sighed deeply.  Suddenly, Princess Twilight walked into view.  She stepped in the door and turned to the cakes.

  "I'm here to see Pinkie Pie.  Is she home?" asked Twilight.

"She's upstairs." Mr. Cake said.

  "She came home, and everything just darkened." Mrs. Cake added.  Twilight went upstairs.  On Pinkie's door was a sign.

  Хранить в! Там не весело

  "Keep out... There's no fun in here."  Twilight translated aloud.

  Why it was written in Russian, Twilight didn't know.  What do you expect when sadness and Pinkie Pie meet?  Twilight used a lock picking spell and unlocked the door.

  "I don't remember Pinkie having a door to her room." she said.  Something was wrong.  Twilight stepped into the room and felt a sudden feeling of depression come across her.  She didn't know  why.  Pinkie's room didn't look much different in terms of arrangement.  The usually floating balloons were either popped, deflated, or so air deprived, the sat on the floor about half their size.  The streamers that hung from the walls were torn, and some littered the floor.  Pinkie's party banner was only strung on one end and ripped so it read "HAPPY BI."

  The colors were faded, there was barely any light, and everything seemed to cast a shadow even if it wasn't in front of a light source.  The pink party pony laid on the floor.  She had a noise maker in her mouth, loosely hanging out.  A party hat was on her head, but it was torn in places, the strap was broken, and it sat crooked, about to fall off.  Her coat was 100% gray, and her mane was deflated, with barely any pink left in it.  Pinkie lay motionless as if she wasn't even breathing.

  "Pinkie is so depressed, her element isn't strong enough to work.  She now spreads depression with her mere presence." Twilight whispered to herself.  She remembered from a book about the scientific specs of the elements, written by Princess Celestia, stating that there is a point, where if the element's power is so greatly counteracted, it spreads its opposite effect everywhere.  Twilight was in disbelief.

  Cheese was galloping as fast as he could.  He had to find her.  Ponyville slowly appeared over the horizon.  It looked different.  Clouds hung over it, its grand colors were replaced with grayscale, its shine and feel seemed to have vanished.  Now was the time to be worried.  He galloped into town, trying to resist the depression overcoming him.  He raced to Sugarcube corner.  He finally sighed as a memory disrupted his thoughts.  Suddenly, Cheese was a colt again.  He was in Sugarcube Corner.  A memory from about fifteen years before.  His father, who at the time, owned the store, looked down at his son.

  "Daddy!  I don't want to go!" shouted the little colt.  His father looked at him sternly.

  "Young man, back when I was your age, ponies would always say, "Everypony hide!  It's Jelly Sandwich!" when I trotted into the school yard, and I want you to be just like that!" he said.

  Young Cheese was to shy to be like his father.  He needed to man up.  Thinking about that memory reminded Cheese of Pinkie.  Finally, the memory stopped and Cheese stood in front of Sugarcube Corner.  He trotted inside. He headed for the stairs, not noticing Princess Twilight resting her head on her hoof.  He instantly found himself in Pinkie's room.  He was here!  He was within range of the one pony he cared about more than any other.  Pinkamena Diane Pie.  But she didn't notice him.

   "Pinkie?" a familiar voice said.  Pinkie knew that voice, it belonged to Cheese Sandwich, the one she wanted mor than anypony.  She perked up a bit and looked over.  It was him!  Instantly, Pinkie's coat regained it's color and everything in the room magically repaired itself. A wave of light spread out in all directions from Sugarcube Corner as Ponyville regained its color.  Everypony lifted their heads and smiled as if nothing happened.  Soon the light began to rise into the air.

   Pinkie squeezed Cheese so hard, he felt like his skeleton was collapsing.  She threw his hombre clothes of him and pinned him down.  She began bouncing around squealing with joy!  Finally the young mare stopped bouncing.  She confronted the surprised stallion and began talking about Big Mac and Fluttershy, how she felt sad, blah blah blah, Pinkie Pie is writing this.  Cake.  Cupcakes!  Kumquats!

  "I kinda found feelings for you last time you were here." Pinkie said.  "It's like we're made for each other."

The stallion, stared at her, trying to hold back a smile.

  "I mean, you throw parties, I throw parties, we like fun!"  Pinkie couldn't control her excitement and just kept on shouting.  Cheese, couldn't bottle it up anymore.

  "Pinkie!  I actually felt something for you too."  The young mare stopped bouncing at the sound of this and turned to Cheese.  There was a twinkle of happiness in her eyes.

  "I... I think it's...love." Cheese said.  Pinkie ran over and pinned the stallion down lovingly.  The two hugged, and nuzzled one another.  Cheese looked at Pinkie for most of the hug.  But not her face to be exact.  A nice, feminine body, with a silky coat, and a marvelous flank.  Cheese most specifically had his eyes there on Pinkie's behind.

   "So uh...  You wanna hang out?" Cheese asked.

  "Oh yes, yes, yes!" Pinkie screeched.  She bumped on her butt all the way down the stairs.  Cheese just went,

  "Ah what the hell..." and bounced down with her.  Twilight sat at a table.

"Oh, hey Pinkie." she said.

"Guess who came back?" cried Pinkie excitedly.

  "Who?" asked Twilight.

  "Cheese Sandwich!" Pinkie said as she got a dreamy look in her eyes.

  "Oh!  Well how nice!" Twilight said.  "I have to go back to the castle.  You two have fun."  Pinkie and Cheese sat down and stared into each others eyes.

   The couple bounced along the street.  They sat down in the park, swam in the water hole, ate Cheese's favorite food (a cheese sandwich), and watched the sunset from Pinkie's room.  Never had either of them had so much fun.  Then, at dinner, Cheese felt something.  In his crotch.  Pinkie just eyed him dreamily.

   "Pinkie," Cheese began, "My Cheese Sense in tingling.  It must because of you."  Pinkie liked the sound of that.  She gave a sly smile, with accompanying bedroom eyes.

  "Today...was the greatest day of my life.  I haven't felt this happy, since the day you threw your jester's hat upon my head." Cheese continued.

  "Well," Pinkie said sensually,  "I have a grand finale.  And it's in my room."

   The feeling in Cheese's crotch suddenly became more potent and noticeable.

    "Pinkie's gonna give you taste of her 'pie.'" Pinkie said.

   Cheese couldn't bear it any longer!  He dove over the table, tackling Pinkie, locking him and her into a kiss.  Oh how wonderful it was.  Cheese liked it.  Pinkie liked it.  After a long, long kiss, Cheese got up of the mare snd trotted upstairs.

   "Aren't you coming Pinkie Pie?" Cheese asked.

   "You betcha!" Pinkie said, and followed her lover up the stairs.

   The two lay in bed, eyeing each other lovingly.  Cheese knew the time had come.  Time to have a taste of Pinkie's pie.

  "Would you do the honors?" Cheese asked and thew off his vest, and showed Pinkie his slit.  Pinkie didn't hesitate and gave it a rub.  An erection formed in Cheese's crotch.  Pinkie raised her flank, and the two began.  But Cheese didn't penetrate her.  Instead, he licked the folds before him.

  "Oh...OOOOH!  That feels *squee* so good!" Pinkie cried.  It felt so good for Pinkie.  She felt like there was a party happening in her clit.

   Meanwhile, Cheese was tasting the juices inside Pinkie.  They tasted like candied cake with a coat of chocolate.  Soon, the mare peaked, and her juice sprayed all over Cheese's face.  It tasted so good.  He liked Pinkie's pie!  Pinkie sighed in relief as she discharged.  She turned to face the stallion with a dreamy look in her eyes.  Cheese merely returned with a satisfying smile.  There was some blood one his face, which he failed to lick off.

   "We're not done yet." the mare said.

   "Oh, we're far from it, sweetheart." Cheese said.  He then penetrated the mare without hesitation.

   "Owie!!" Pinkie cried.

   "S-sorry.  I wasn't thinking." Cheese said.

   "Oh, don't worry.  I just need to be more prepared."  The stallion smiled then continued slowly moving his cock in and out of Pinkie.  Pinkie didn't stop him, she wanted the stallion inside her.  This went slowly for ten whole minutes.  With every cry the mare let out, Cheese fucked her faster, and faster.

   "I'm almost there!  Hang with me Pinkie!" Cheese cried.  Finally, the stallion came.  He shot his guy mayonnaise into the canal.  The warm cum felt nice to Pinkie.  It flowed around, mixing with the juices that were still in her vagina.  The two flopped onto the bed.  Pinkie's folds closed, and Cheese's erection receded back into his slit.  What a night.  As the couple fell asleep, a magical ora flowed around them.

   Pinkie awoke to see this.  She had to bottle her cry of joy, as to not wake Cheese.  She sighed and went to sleep, a happy mare.  In the morning, Cheese was absent.  The sleepy mare walked downstairs to find Cheese sitting at one of the tables, his morning coffee in his hoofs.  Next to him was a brown box with a tag that said "For Pinkie Pie" on it.  Cheese said nothing as he looked up to the mare with a sly grin on his face.  Pinkie went over to the table and opened the box.  Her suspicion was true.  Inside was a diamond ring.  A pink diamond ring at that.  Before Cheese could say anything, Pinkie looked up and said,

  "Yes."

  Six years later...

   "Mommy!" cried Cherry Pie.  Pinkie walked in.

   "What's wrong Cherry?" Pinkie asked.  The little filly flung herself into her mothers arms.

  "I had a bad dream, mommy.  There were monsters under my bed." she said.  Pinkie held her daughter tight.

   "Oh Cherry, it's alright.  When I was your age, I was scared of the dark too.  But I learned that my fears can't hurt me.  They're just your imagination.  You imagine they turned into friendly ponies to play with, or that they're delicious candy.  Just laugh at them and make them disappear." Pinkie said cuddling her little cupcake.

   "If anything ever happened to you, me or daddy would help." she said.  Cherry felt better.  She crawled under her covers and said,

   "Thanks mommy."  The mother went back to her room, listening to the small snore of Cherry, combined with the louder snoring coming from her twin, Berry.  Pinkie lay down next to Cheese.  He looked over at her and smiled.  They then fell asleep in each other's arms.  Cherry fell asleep, happy to have a mother like Pinkie Pie.

The End.

This story is a work of fiction and is not sponsored, endorsed, or owned by Hasbro.  My Little Pony is copyright to Hasbro.  Friendship is Magic is copyright to Lauren Faust.

Cherry Pie is copyright to ShrapnelLeader on Deviantart