So sit right back and hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip. Started in this secret lab aboard this iron ship. A bit of advice though, if your friend asks you to join them on a trip to a secret lab, don't accept, or you may find yourself a permanent resident of... Fallout Equestria(dun dun DUN dun)! It happened to me and my friends once. Perhaps you would like to hear the story? Pull up a chair and read on!

Special Thanks to my editor and proofreader Fieeesh