TwiDash: Sneak Attack

by Pegasus sexacus

Rating: mature
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Rainbow Dash, Sex
Length: 1756

That mischievous mare Rainbow Dash, clad in her stealthy form-fitting black outfit (for sneaking), plans to surprise the book-loving, then-unicorn Twilight Sparkle.

Rainbow Dash puts on her stealthiest duds - and a rather telling smirk - and sneaks on over to Twi's den of general egghead-ery with some manner of mischief in mind; unbeknownst to the literature-devouring unicorn inside. Though Twilight's muzzle is doubtless buried in yet another book, chances are it won't be long before her horn is purposely buried in... Just read the damn story.

Alternatively: Though Twilight is excitedly spreading the pages of some mammoth novel, she'll soon be excitedly spreading... You get the idea.

Published 2015-02-16 06:10:04 UTC
Last updated 2015-02-16 06:10:04 UTC

TwiDash: Sneak Attack

TwiDash - Sneak Attack
by Siegfried Danzinger

"Come on, Rainbow - you've got this," the stealthy blue mare said quietly to herself as she sneaked along the perimeter of Twilight's house. And library. And den of general egghead-ery. The hood to her form-fitting black outfit - perfect for sneaking - was pulled forward over her ears, and her large, cerise-colored eyes glistened eagerly above a knowing smirk. On anypony else's face, a smirk was a smirk. But when Rainbow's lips assumed that position; it promised some kind of impending mischief.

Twilight, as usual, was reading a book. Engrossed in its pages and the story it told. She found herself at the bottom of a page, and her horn gave off a brief, undulating glow as she utilized her magic to turn to the next. "Wow!" The unicorn said aloud. "This is one of the better books I've read all day!" The stack next to her, a veritable tower of literature, had merely whet her appetite, and the thick volume she now devoured was turning out to be the main course.

A creaking sound? Twilight pricked up her ears and momentarily escaped the story to look about the room; twisting slightly in her seat as she did. "Just my imagination?" She didn't seem sure. Wasn't sure she was sure. But a sidelong glance back at the beckoning pages helped to reassure her. "Yes, that's all it is - I'm just so caught up in this great book that my mind is playing tri-" and that was when she felt it. A deep red blush began about her snoot and quickly engulfed much of her face. "I - I assume that's... You... R- Rainbow." And there was no doubt whatsoever when the warm tongue that was bathing the lips of her vulva began to dance oddly along with Rainbow Dash's squeaky giggle.

Rainbow popped up and grinned a big grin. "Ha ha! Gotcha! Weren't expecting that, were you?" Then the mischievous blue mare went in for a kiss. Twilight pulled back... But only momentarily. The book was exciting, yes. But the playful pegasus whose lips were asking for hers - she was much more so. Twilight responded, slipping her tongue under Rainbow's as the two tasted each other's mouths. Her own taste was on Rainbow's tongue, still. As well as a hint of... Peanut butter and zap apple? The unicorn giggled into the kiss.

Rainbow pulled back and raised an eyebrow, "What's so funny, huh?" Those eyes might as well have been rubies. They certainly shone like them. And the sky blue surrounding them was nearly as intoxicating. Twilight placed a hoof onto the black hood and drew it gently back, revealing the vibrant - though a bit messy - rainbow-colored mane beneath. Yes. Yes, the book could wait. "Do you want to... Help me out of this thing?" The pegasus lifted both eyebrows this time and put on a look that was as much lust as it was affection.

"No," said Twilight. "Keep it on."

The purple mare swept a table clean - toppling the tower of books nearby as a consequence. Rainbow didn't need to be told; she eagerly threw her forelegs onto the bare surface and wiggled her perfect little rump. Lifting her colorful tail to give her lover easy access. Twi could already see a wet patch that clearly marked her target; though the slight outward curve of the blue mare's vulva - contained within the tight black outfit - would certainly have sufficed. Carefully, very carefully, Twilight pierced the material with the tip of her horn and drew it upward to make an opening. An opening that was a window to a lovely pink flower in a sea of glistening blue.

Rainbow closed her eyes and let out a sigh that cracked a bit in the middle. She felt Twi's tongue stroking her gently. Gently. Tenderly parting the lips of her vulva. And she knew what to expect next. The horn slid in smoothly; tinged with a slight vibration that told of the unicorn's magic. Vibrating. Pulsing. Humming softly inside of her. Caressing and expertly massaging the walls of her vagina as the horn pushed deeper. She felt her clit begin to tingle. And to move - as if of its own volition. But this, too, was Twilight's magic. The horn entered her further and then quickly drew back. Forward and then back again. And her clitoris wriggled in the invisible fingers that lovingly fondled it. Rainbow Dash grabbed the sides of the table with her forelegs and twisted her rear end. Bent her back knees in response to her lover's thrusts as her vagina tightened around the horn. Creating a firm, wet suction that delighted the unicorn behind her.

Twilight began to moan. She'd long since had one hoof working between her own legs, but this added ecstasy - the instinctive grip her lover had on her throbbing horn - was almost too much. Sweat ran down her brow. Sweat mixed with other, lubricating fluids; courtesy of the blue mare she was penetrating. She caught them with her tongue when they trickled farther. Reveled in the taste of her lover. It was... It was too much. She pulled out and practically collapsed on her side - her tongue out in a pant. A spark still lingered on the end of her horn, but it was quickly fading. Her face was more blush than it was, well, face. She expected disappointment. Frustration. On the face of her partner. But when she managed to look up at her...

Grinning. From ear to ear. Rainbow leaned in close and gently put a hoof under Twilight's chin, tilting up her head. Dashie half-closed her eyes in a look that was love and seduction both; she was so close to the unicorn that her eyelashes brushed against her face as she maneuvered for a kiss. A wet, sloppy, perfect kiss. That held no disappointment or frustration or regret. Held purpose. Rainbow gently bit Twi's bottom lip before abandoning her mouth and said, "It's okay, Twi. I got this. And..." A little tongue peeked out and slapped around the edges of her mouth. "I taste pretty good!" The pegasus dropped onto the floor beside Twilight and tore at her now obsolete stealth-wear. She even managed to get one entire hoof out in the process.

"Oh, Rainbow! I'll - I'll buy you a new one!"

A squeaky, girlish laugh in response, "You already ruined it when you fucked me with your horn! I don't care about that, Twi."

And it was clear that she didn't. The lady pegasus gathered the unicorn's rear hooves and adjusted her hips. Pulled her closer on the floor, as their legs flirted with one another. Entwined. Legs slick with sweat and other things that slid and rubbed against each other in a purposeful caress. And when Rainbow's vulva encountered Twilight's, it was like a kiss all its own. These, too, were lips that were meant to meet. Both of them were wet; there was little friction to be had. Two little clits bobbed up and down as their hips conducted an erotic communication. Being the more flexible and athletic of the two, Dashie's hips did more of the talking. Gyrated and twisted skillfully as her lower body pressed its dewy petals against her lover's. But there was something in Twi's almost timid responses that she loved. Made her want to please her. And that pleased her all the more.

There were two ponies, but they were one voice. One long, tremulous moan. The occasional, cutting squeak was surely Rainbow's, but their ecstasy was a shared ecstasy. The pegasus' chest was rising and falling rapidly, and her mane - drenched with sweat - was resting heavily over one eye. Twi's mane was practically wrapped around her neck like a scarf. Though they couldn't quite reach, they each held up a foreleg. Longed to embrace; though they were already locked in an embrace of a different kind. And the near-scream that filled the library as Rainbow arched her back and Twilight threw a foreleg over her face announced the pinnacle of their delight. Both ponies came almost simulataneously. Their legs, almost automatically, squeezing together one last time before they relaxed and parted lips - as their already slick bellies were painted with a twinkling spray of female ejaculate.

The pegasus, though panting and visibly exhausted, had already adjusted her position on the floor and lay on her lover's chest. Slick blue bottom almost completely exposed with what now resembled a tattered black skirt situated about it. Her tail was as wet as her mane, but she still flicked it happily from side to side as she kissed Twilight's bare chest. The look they shared was not simply one of sexual gratification. And it certainly wasn't the sort of look that passed between mere friends. There was a deeper, more meaningful satisfaction. One that promised -

"Holy Celestia." Said neither Twilight nor Rainbow. The two ponies, quite alarmed, looked towards the voice.

"Uhhhhhh, Sp - Spike?!?" Twilight could barely get the words out. "H - How long have you..."

"I. Saw. Everything."

Rainbow Dash's ears fell against her head and she wrinkled her snoot. Twilight's blush returned, and it seemed more a blush than ever it was before.

"I saw... That you guys are totally having a slumber party and didn't tell me! Who knows what girly gunk I could've walked in on just now!"

Twi and Dash shared a perplexed look that quickly gave way to an understanding laugh. "Ohhh, Spike. We'll... We'll be sure to let you know ahead of time. Before..."

"Before we do this again," finished Rainbow, biting her bottom lip as she slowly blinked her eyes with a telling wave of her eyelashes.

Twilight managed an awkward but endearing smile, "You... Really do love slumber parties, don't you, Rainbow?"

"Whatever - I'm over it," and with that, Spike abandoned the room. Years later, after learning the truth of what he half-saw - and could have seen were his intrusion better timed, he would utter quite loudly, "Why!!!!!???!???!!!????"

The End

Author's Note

I employ so very little setup that I'm in real danger of spoiling it the moment I begin typing in the "long description" box. This is a clopfic. Clopfic-variety stuff occurs. I shall quite deliberately utilize words such as "vulva" and "labia" numerous times. Nobody is reading this part. Why on Earth would they? Vulva.