Scorpions Birthday

The Netherealm, a place of lost souls in an endless Limbo and demons more cruel than most people would begin to comprehend. The title of Specter though belonged to one demon who's rage is hotter than melting metal, Scorpion. He was once part of a clan known as Shyrai-Riyu, until they were..um.. Removed from existence. This was one of the many reasons Scorpion was resurrected, his mission was to kill the supposed suspect of his clans murder, Sub-Zero. Well that and the power hungry punk who resurrected him, Quan Chi.

  So as usaul things were normal in the place of nightmares. The souls were screaming in agony, Cerberus guarded the gates and so forth. All but one thing was out of place, if one was listening close enough a voice could be heard along with the scraping of a shovel.

  "Come on Gummy! We can't miss this guys party!" Said a pink bubbly mare defying the laws of logic by using a shovel. Normally this mare was planning large scale parties for everypony she met or even spending time with her friends, but this occasion was special.

  On a computer(Don't ask me were she got it)she saw that a Non-pony creatures birthday was coming up, she wasn't gonna miss it. She brought a gift and even balloons! Now her final step was digging a hole to were the guy lived.

  "I wonder what type of cake he likes?" She said pondering(then again, she brought both flavors)

*CRASH* Pinkie finally managed to get were he lived. "Oh! Goodie he's not home I'll surprise him!" Pinkie squeaked with joy and began setting up the party.

  Scorpion grumbled as he walked away from another brawl with his rival, it had been a long day and he needed to regain some strength so he teleported back to the Netherealm. When he got back everything was normal except party accessories were EVERYWHERE.

  "What in the name of Raiden did this horrid deed?" Said Scorpion aloud while picking up a part hat and twirling it.

  "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" A pink figure leapt from behind a large rock which scared the living hell out him.

  "AHHH!, WHAT THE HELL!!" Screamed Scorpion tripping backwards on a his own feet. Scorpion fell backwards into the lava. As he screamed in agony Pinkie pondered to herself.

  "Huh, must not like suprises." She sat looking as the specter finally completely sunk into the scorching liquid. "You okay?" Said Pinkie looking down into the orange substance.

  "I'm fine..." A voice grumbled from behind her.

  "Oh goodie!" Said Pinkie putting a party hat on him while cheering something. Once his ears finally picked up on what she was saying he was already annoyed to the breaking point.

  "GET OVER HERE!" He screamed launching his spear at the mysterious creature. Right before it could connect the pink monster(in his definition) side-stepped and the spear lodged right into... Noob saibots chest. "Oh no.." Was all Scorpion could say as Noob landed in front of him.

  "Why you!" Screamed Noob grabbing Scorpion by the leg and dragging him to a randomly placed toilet(Pinkie put it there just in case)

  "NO!, STOP PLEASE!, SOMEONE HELP!,NOT THE SWIRLIES!!!, HELP!!!!!!!" Screamed Scorpion pleading for any form of help.

  "Wow.. Him and that Noob guy must be really good friends." Pinkie thought to herself as Scorpions head was dunked in the toilet over and over as it was flushed repeatedly. Pinkie walked to her bag and got her speakers along with some punch.

  When Scorpion returned he was bruised in multiple places and looked really mad.

  "What's wrong?, are you sad?" Asked Pinkie sympathetically. Scorpions eye twitched before he exploded into flames and screamed as loud as he could. "There we go! Your the life of the party!" Pinkie said happily. This continued for several seconds before Scorpion burnt out.

  "What mad sorcerer conjured this beast up?" Thought Scorpion looking down at the pink monster which was now hugging him. "Let go of me or your head will be separated from your body!" Screamed Scorpion trying to get out of the deathlock(again his definition)

  "I love you too." Said the Pink thing gripping even tighter.

  Pinkie released her grip and pulled a streamer out of nowhere and began trying to hand it to Scorpion, he had reached his breaking point. He tried to punch the pink abomination bat felt his hand was slimy and warm. He looked down only to see a baby alligator clutched on his hand while swallowing.

  "AHHHHHH!, GET IT OFF ME!, ITS EATING ME!!, AHHHH!" Screamed Scorpion violently flailing around. When the stupid thing finally gave up Pinkie ran up and scolded Gummy for his bad behavior, while this was happening Scorpion looked down giving them both a death stare.

"So mister how do you like your party?, I didn't know what type of cake you liked so I brought both and I also brought some cookies and cupcakes-" this ramble went on for about twenty seconds as Scorpion had had enough of the stupid thing.

  "And so then I was like-" Dash was cut off as a monster thing appeared from flames clutching, PINKIE.

  "Does this belong to you?" Asked the black and yellow beast angrily.

  "Yes..." Said Dash confused. Suddenly the creature threw Pinkie into a building and while pinkie yelled.

  "WEEEEE!!!" Before the strange creature disappeared into a burst of flame.

  "Pinkie, what did you do this time?"