Making Cider

by Bearycool

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Flim and Flam, Random
Length: 1329

Sexual innuendo is awesome.

When you're stuck alone with your brother in the middle of a desert, what would you do?

Published 2012-05-07 09:54:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-07 09:54:02 UTC

Making Cider

It was apple cider season and many ponies were going to and fro throughout all the roads. However, there was one road that was completely abandoned most of the time. This road lead towards the deserts of Equestria and started in Ponyville. If one were to walk this road during one particularly hot day, one might find something interesting going on. Since it was apple cider season, there were two ponies that could be seen on the road.

These two ponies were the Flim Flam Brothers.

The two of them stood close together, both of sweating from the scorching rays of the Equestrian sun. Both of their hearts were racing as they drew together and pushed up.

“Come on, brother mine!” said Flim, “Harder!”

“I’m trying,” said Flam, “but this is new to me!”

Indeed, it was new to both of them. Flam had mounted Flim and was trying to push with all of his might. Both of their fiery red manes swished back and forth as they moved in sync. As they pushed hard on one another, another pony came down on the road and saw the two. What he saw made him blush and he quickly took his leave.

The two brothers didn’t notice him and they continued to push on the wall of the car that their forehooves were on.

“One... ugh... moment,” said Flam, dismounting. “I need something to cool myself down.”

Flam galloped a few feet away, grabbed a cup of cider, and started to drink of some of it and splashing some of it on his body.

“Give me one, will you?” said Flim, panting from the experience.

Flam nods and gives Flim a cup of cider. Instead of drinking it, he splashes it over himself.

“Ok, I’m good,” said Flim. “You ready again?”

“Yes, brother of mine,” said Flam.

Flim turned around once again and waited for Flam to get on top. When he did, he felt little droplets of cider from his brother fall on him and he welcome the cool feel from them. He readied himself and the rocking began once again.

A renewed vigor started to flow in the bloodstream of the two brothers, and they began to push harder. At first, the wall of the car seemed to move from their strength as Flam grinded on Flim as he moved. The light from the sun glistened on their wet flanks and their hearts raced even further.

Flam began to think that his position could be fixed a bit to improve the pace, so he spread his backhooves and pressed up. Flim did the same and moved his plot upwards a bit. Their panting became louder and Flam let out a slight moan as he pushed further on the wall of the car. Suddenly, he felt he soon couldn’t take anymore.

This was it, this was the climax!

Flam pushed himself harder and started to grind with intense speed. Flim shakes a little from the strength and he himself pushes more on the car. The strength from the two brothers was so great that the wall from the car began to move upwards. At the final thrust from Flam, the two brothers stood on their hind legs and pushed one another's flanks until one would think they were connected to one another. The cider and sweat from their flanks intermingle with one another before both both of them made a loud moan and removed their hooves from the car. The car quickly fell back down on the ground and two brothers fell on the ground with exhaustion.

Flim and Flam breathed heavily and faced the sky with their chests quickly moving up and down. Flim places a hoof over his forehead and shivers a little bit.

“Dang it,” said Flim. “We almost had it!”

Flam nodded, his soaking mane sprawled out on the dusty ground. He places a hoof on the ground and sets up.

“You got that right,” said Flam. “If only we pushed just bit harder, I’m sure we would’ve had it!”

“It doesn’t matter now,” said Flim. “The car is still on its side. Blasted balancer popped right off the thing and it just died right there!”

Flam nodded once again and saw that his brother was setting up now. He looks at him with a exhaustion for a moment before turning his gaze at the pre-made cider on hoof. He grabs two cups and hands one to Flim. Flim turned his head to his brother and nodded.

“Thank you,” said Flim. “I didn’t even try to drink the last one and now my insides feel like they’re on fire!”

Flam chuckled and took a swig of his cider. The light from the sun still pounded on them, but the cider began to cool them off some.

“Should we just go to Ponyville and asked for help?” asked Flam.

“Can’t,” said Flim. “We not only wrecked a good amount of Sweet Apple Acres during our time there, but we also got a bunch of ponies over there mad at us.”

“Then what should we do?”

Flim sighed and pushed himself up. He gave a hoof to his brother, and quickly pushed him up.

“We’re going to have to hitchhike by the looks of things.”

The brothers looked at the tipped for a moment before they walked up on the road and started to hitchhike. For a couple of minutes, they were silent as they waved their hooves. However, Flam began to think of what they were to push the car up and started.

“wow,” Flam thought. “What if somepony saw us?”

Flam turned his head to Flim, still waving his hoof.

“Hey Flim,” said Flam, “you know when we were trying to push the car up?”

“Of course, why?”

“Well...” began Flam, brushing his mane back. “You know it’s kind of funny how we tried to push it up....”

“I don’t understand,” said Flim. “What do you mean?”

“Well, it was just the way we were positioned. Do you remember that I was on top of you while we tried to move the car?”

“Yeah...” said Flim, still somewhat confused.

“And do you remember that as we push I had to grind you to get some leverage?”

Just then, Flim’s eyes widened and he blushed.

“Heh, yeah...” he whispered.

“Now that I think of it, what if somepony saw while we were doing that? Wouldn’t they-- I don’t know-- take it out of context, or something?”

The two brothers glanced at each other with embarrassed looks. They stopped moving their hooves and placed them on the ground, kicking the dust. Flim was the first to breath silence after well over five minutes.

“It never happened,” said Flim. “We were just trying to push the car up (which failed). Nopony saw us, and it never happened. agreed?”

“Agreed,” said Flam.

The End! (Insert zalgo text here)

A pseudo-clopfic by Bearycool.

I hope you enjoyed the story. Don’t worry, the car was towed eventually and wasn’t scarred for life by the Flim Flam incident. However, the car doesn’t like bacon anymore for some reason....

Alternate Ending:

The two brothers nodded at one another and continued to hitchhike. Eventually, a ride to Las Pegasus was found and the two brothers started their business there. However, this was where the one pony that saw them lived. When he saw them out in the market one day, he blushed fiercely and told the pony next to him what those ponies did on that fateful day.

That pony then told his friends, in which those friends told their friends, and eventually almost everpony in Las Pegasus knew about their deed. They were soon nicknamed the world's most famous “incest brothers,” and their cider business in Las Pegasus quickly plummeted. If a lesson should be given for this story, it is that one should never get on top of someone else since somepony might take the scene out of context.