Twilight was scared for her life, as Not Important approached her. Magic enveloped her horn, and she zapped him. He clutched his chest as he fell to his knees.

"What did you...?" He said, groggily, as the spell began to affect him.

"It's a knock out spell." She said. "Don't fight it, let sleep take you."

"God ... damn it." He cursed, as he fell asleep.

And then Princess Celestia swooped and stomped his fucking head in like a god damn watermelon like the awesome waifu she is.

The fucking end

Author's Note

Now leave me the fuck alone.