The Adventures Of 4 PFF's: To Equestria!

by MyChemicalRomano

Rating: everyone
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Drama, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 1255

My birthday. January the 18th. 2015. A day I'll never forget, an unforgettable memory. But it also comes with its consequences. Like Lilly being drunk as hell.

My birthday. January the 18th. 2015. A day I'll never forget, an unforgettable memory.
But it also comes with its consequences.
Like Lilly being drunk as hell.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-07 07:56:43 UTC

Prologue (Re-Written)

My name is Phoebe, and I have been part of the brony fandom for about a two and a half years .This is how me and my three PFF's came to find ourselves in Equestria.

~~~

Today, January the eighteenth, was my birthday. I decided that I would have a sleepover with my 3 best friends!

I stared at the clock. 10 PM already? This is pretty boring, just moving around so we're comfortable on that blow up mistress thing I have on the floor. It's not even that comfy. Eventually, I found myself on the sofa next to the door that lead to the hallway.

Sheesh, all my besties are chickens. Like Scootaloo. Haha, can't help but have a little giggle at that!

I tried to tell them that nobody would come in and murder us or something like that in our sleep, but something similar happened to us.

Well, the place I was going to sleep on was a small sofa and I didn't have much space, but I was pretty snuggled up underneath the quilt.

Though my friends and I had already planned what we were supposed to be doing and where we were sleeping, we didn't keep that plan. Sheesh, we ended up in different places and doing different things than expected. But nevertheless it was fun, honestly it was funner than what we originally intended to do.

The four of us decided it was finally time to start thinking about going to bed. Well, that's what my mother said actually. We still stayed up pretty late for girls our age.

After she left, I got the PlayStation Four controller from the floor and turned on the screen that showed the episodes of season one and two of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It was already on because me and my friends had been messing around on Minecraft and racing together on Trials Fusion, laughing like mad people, having fun.

Earlier, I tried to watch the episode called Sonic Rainboom. But that was a fail due to my friends talking whilst I was attempting to watch it. Eventually, I gave up on the idea. I knew I wasn't going to get my way.

Though my friends aren't as enthusiastic about the show as I am, I was taken by surprise when the least expected of my friends asked for another episode after the last. Of course, the Royal Wedding episode fanatic of my friends asked for, well, The Royal Canterlot Wedding episode. I listened to her like any friend totally would, and put it on.

It was the early hours of the next morning by the time it'd ended, and the friend who requested another episode had fell asleep. Now only three of us including myself remained awake, as we started to chat about random things that came to our weird minds. Once the conversation died down, I suddenly realised the time as I looked at the clock slowly ticking.

One AM! Sure, that's not late for some people but to me it was! Definately since I wasn't tired.

Shortly after checking the time, another one of my friends fell asleep. Now all who remained were me and the girl who told us to watch the episode entitled Canterlot Wedding.

That friend was the one person I didn't know I was going to leave behind.

After a couple of episodes of Storage Wars and a couple of not long lasting conversations, she also fell asleep like the rest of them. Deciding it was right, I turned over and snuggled into the covers, as I fell into a very weird dream filled sleep.

~~~

Well, at least one of them wasn't as weird as the rest. It was about King Sombra enslaving everypony in Equestria, including the Griffon Empire, and to make things worse, the four Princesses as well!

Woah, now that I think of it that's creepier than I thought.

I never really tell anyone what I dream about, unless it has school friends only in it. Never will I tell anyone about the MLP ones. That'd just be embarrassing.

That was only the start of them. Well, that last one was more of a nightmare than anything. Damn you Luna! Why do you have to make my dreams hell?

Wait a second, Princess Luna is an animated character in a children's television show. Why the heck am I trying to curse her?

Anyway, continuing with the freaky dreams and nightmares. This time it was when Celestia and Luna set Discord in stone with the Elements of Harmony. With a bit more of a twist. You know what I mean, a plot twist? Yeah, that.

The lord of chaos escaped, and didn't get stuck in stone like the show canon. Yet, he disappeared for many years and never came back. Everypony felt that he was finally gone, and continued normally with their everyday lives.

This is how it carried out.

'Playtimes over for you, Discord!' shouted an agressive Celestia from the ground below his throne.

Suddenly, his strange throne swirled around.

'Oh is that so, Celestia? Would you like to play a game of,' he suddenly stopped and whispered, 'pin the tail on the pony?' then he manically laughed as he held up the regal alicorns flowing tail in his paw.

Celestia gasped and turned to see her tail missing.

'Lucky for us, we have come prepared to defeat you!' Luna shouted in the Royal Canterlot voice. Discord just laughed and asked, 'and how would you do that, Lulu?'

The princess became angry. But the teasing would not bring her down.

'Weren't you banished to the moon for one thousand years because of your power crazed lunartic side? Ooh, see what I did there? Would you like to go back to the moon?' the teasing continued as the princess of the night slowly got more angry, until finally, she snapped.

'I say we blast him, Tia! Set his body in cold hard stone, just like his heart!' Luna shouted and spat in Discord's face, the lord of chaos still chuckling away to himself.

'Now now little sister, calm down," said Celestia in a soothing voice. 'Would you like to become the nightmare of a little sister I once had? It was lonely ruling alone.'

Though that wasn't the end of that freaky dream, it was that long that I don't think I could explain much more without falling asleep.

~~~

Finally, I had a dream I'd never thought I'd have. Where I went to Equestria with my PFF's, and we all became our ponysonas. Wow that was creepy! Well, at least I know that that'll never happen, even if portals are created. But I could be long gone before they happen. With technology evolving so fast it could they could be created before I'm dead! Wait, that's completely off subject.

Unless somebody like Doctor Who came and transported me there. Unfortunately he doesn't exist though, he's just a character from a popular television show.

What I didn't know that Equestira was my next stop on the train of life.

Sweet Celestia, that is so cheesy! I really suck at phrasing sentences. Life is a strange thing that nobody will ever be able to find the meaning of.

Holy Faust that is even more cheesy!

Well, maybe in the future. About fifty millennia away. That's a hell of a while to wait, but I'm willing to wait that long-

Okay, I've lost my patience! I can't wait!