The universe has spoken, and its decision is final. Fate is what brought you here. I'm not the one to ask why; I simply do as I am told. Why, the ponies of Ponyville try their absolute hardest to get me to come out; I can't do it alone. I suppose the universe sent you to aid me with that...

Hey, don't complain to me! You think I know what you're doing here? Best I can figure is that Celestia or Luna or some force stronger than them, the universe maybe, sent you to me. I need your help, I guess? Maintenance, or something. There's no way out of this; you might as well help me...

This was a short one-shot I wrote because I had two characters that I haven't used yet. I was also very, very bored.