The Crazy Life Of James Sparkle

While most of the students left for the day, you and this brat named Diamond Tiara had to stay afterschool since you both got into a fight. You sat at your desk as you waited for your mom to come.

The door swung open, and your mom and a very fancy looking stallion (so fancy you have the sudden urge to push him into a heaping pile of shi-oops mud, mud, you mean mud) walk up to the teacher. You can hear them whisper something, but you aren't sure what they're saying, really.

"Bullying...........stop it............major......cutie mark crusaders? Silver sp-..............tag along............bad influence.........."

They turn to you and Diamond Tiara. You are bored outta your mind, while DT just has her head down with her hooves covering her face. Your mom walks up to you and takes you outside. She does not look happy.

"Fighting? On the first day? I thought I taught you better! I want to hear your side of the story. Tell the truth, because I can tell if you're lying or not."

You take deep breath. "Okay, so after I met this colt named Button Mash at lunch, Diamond Tiara and the other one came to our table and started yelling at me for getting her in trouble earlier with her parents, when she called me a hairless monkey! Then, when I said 'not my parents, not my problem,' she said 'at least I know my parents' and I just may or may not have kind of maybe sorta accidentally possibly lost it and grabbed her by the mane ready to punch her in the face."

"Ugh...Really James? Well, at least we know what happened." Your mom says. "But that doesn't mean that you are still not in big trouble. No going to Sugarcube Corner for a week!"

You groan. You loved going to that place and help bake with Pinkie Pie, and since it was Pinkie you were baking with, the cake actually tasted like cake, and not like a bunch of rocks were dumped into a cake when Spike made a cake. He put actual jems in them! You can still hardly believe that dragon actually eats jems.

  "Now, let's go home. I'm sure that Miss Cherilee can handle things by herself now. Are you sure that you have all of your homework?"

"Yes mom." You say in a very depressed tone. You are once again enveloped in a blinding flash of light as you are inside the tree....library......you're still not sure what you actually live in.

You walk up to your bedroom and sit on the bed as you pull out your homework. A few simple math problems and an assignment about a special moment in your life. Luckily, it was something you didn't have to read in front of the class, because you had hardly anything. Just study, play with Pinkie Pie and Spike for a few hours, once helped bake the worlds largest cake....................wait..............you helped bake the worlds largest cake!

After you got the math problems done, which were simple addition and a multiplication problem, you already were halfway through with writing the assignment.

30 MINUTES LATER

"James! Dinner!"

"Coming!" You yell. As you make your way downstairs, you remember to put your homework in your backpack. As you sit down at the table, you ask Twilight something.

"Hey Mom, remember that one colt I told you about earlier?"

"Button Mash? Yeah, I remember. Why?" She says as she sets your food down. Spaghetti.  Your favorite.

"Well, me and him were wondering if I could go to his house sometime later."

Your mom gasped. "You made a friend on your very first day? Ooh! I'm so happy! I didn't think that you would make any other friends this soon!"

"Uhm....okay? Can I go to his house after dinner then?"

She just nodded her head since her mouth was full of spaghetti. Dinner ended quickly since you were scarfing down the spaghetti like mad.

Button Mash told you where his house was, and surprisingly, it was right across from your home library/tree thing. You are about to knock on the door when it swings open, and Button Mash is standing right in front of you, wearing a fake moustache.

"Come." Is all he says as he gestures you to come inside. You follow him inside the house as he leads you to a bedroom. It is very....gamey? You can't really describe it. It just looks like a bunch of video game stuff.

Then suddenly, the lights go off. You hear whispering and shuffling noises. A few seconds later, three flashlights go off all at once, facing away from you, revealing Button Mash in the center. To his right is a grey pegasus colt who has a black mane. They both are wearing fake moustaches.

You just stood there, dumbfounded. You didn't know how you should react to this.

Button Mash stepped forth. "If you wish to be a part of our group, then you must pass the initiation. Don this moustache to join our group," He handed me a fake moustache. "But be warned, only the strongest of-"

"Done!" You yell as you put the moustache on. "So...what now?"

"Do you feel any different?" The grey pegasus colt asks you.

You rub your nose a bit. "I feel kinda older......I think?"

Button Mash smiled. "Then the affects are already working..." He said evilly before returning to his old tone.  "Now come on! Let's play some video games! Oh, this is Rumble!"

"Hey Rumble! So, what kind of games ya got?" You say, not even bothering to take off the moustache.

"I was thinking that we could play some Manecraft! Whatdya say?"

"Yussssssss!" Rumble hissed.

"Sure. I'll play." You reply. You aren't entirely sure what Manecraft is since your mom won't let you get a TV and console, or a JoyBoy at least because she thinks that you'll be glued to it all night long and not get enough sleep.

Button Mash is getting your profile ready so you can play with them. "Alright, so what you like your profilename to be?"

"Hmm.........lets see........lowercase x - capital x - capital J - a - m - e - s - capital x - and lowercase x." You respond. xXJamesXx.