The Crazy Life Of James Sparkle

You awake to the sound of two mares talking. Their voices are muffled at first because one of them drugged you, and your mind is still a bit groggy.

"Lyra, do you realize just how big this is?" A cream colored mare with blue and pink mane asked. You recognize her to be Bon Bon, the mare who works at the candy store.

"No." The unicorn said with a blank expression. "Explain to me just how doing research on a human is a big deal."

Bon Bon facehoofed. "When you foalnap Princess Twilight Sparkles adopted son to do research on him, then it's a big deal. I can hardly imagine what will happen to us if she finds out! Even though you did this, I live with you! I'll be a suspect! Then, when they find out you foalnapped him, then they'll believe that I helped and......and.........." she almost burst into tears before turning to you. She wraps her forehooves around you, crying. "Please please please don't turn me iiiiiihihiiiinnnn!!!!!!! I'm a good mare! Sh-she's the crazy one! Turn her in, not me pleeeeeeeeeeeese!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

You are still trying to figure out just what is going on, and still strapped to the chair with the helmet on, you can only sit there and watch everything unfold with a 'what-the-hay-just-happened?' expression.

The doors swing open, and two guards are there.....and your mom..... She flies at you pushing Bon Bon out of the way, and undos the straps. Right when you stand up, your mom squeezes you hard enough to break a rib or two, and is sobbing hard while you see them put some type of ring on the unicorn's horn and put cuffs on her.

You see one of the gaurds head towards Bon Bon with hoofcuffs floating in the air next to him. "Wait." You call out. "She didn't do a thing, just the unicorn."

He nods and walks back to his partner, taking the unicorn away.

Your mom suddenly bombards you with questions. "Did she hurt you? What was she planning to do? Are you alright? Do you mind if I kill her when she gets out of jail? Do you need me to get you anything?"

You take a deep breath. "Yes, I don't know, I am now, yes I would mind allot, and can I have my very own JoyBoy?"

She glares at you.

"Alright. No JoyBoy." You sigh.

You and your mom head up the stairs out of the basement. You are in somepony's house, obviously the unicorns, and head back home. It was almost 3 A. M., so before doing anything else, you tear your clothes off (leaving your boxers on of course) and literally jump in bed.

4 HOURS OF SLEEP LATER

"James! Get up! School starts in an hour!"

You check your alarm clock. Seven. "Well that's new." You mumble to yourself. She let you sleep in for once. SHE NEVER LETS YOU SLEEP IN! Well, it makes sense actually, because of what had happened last night.

You get out of bed and put your clothes on. Same as yesterday, except now your wearing a plain green tee-shirt. You head to the bathroom when you realize something.

"Hey Mom? Where'd Spike go?"

"Oh he went to the Crystal Empire again. I thought I told you this the day he left?"

"Oh yeah." You whisper to yourself as you brush your teeth. You do the normal routine as always. By the time it's seven thirty, you are ready.

"Alright, I'll see you later James! But remember, no fighting. Got it?" Your mom says.

"Yes Mom. I won't fight today." You deadpan.

"Good. Bye James!"

"See ya!" You yell as you make your way towards the gates. As soon as you pass them, you are swarmed by fillies and colts, all cheering.

"Yay! We're saved! No mo DT! Yay! Woohoo!" They shout. You are very, very confused.

"What's going on?" You ask Rumble, who has flown up and placed a paper mache crown on top of your head.

"Well, since none of us were as brave as you to stand up to Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon like that, everypony here now hopes that because of you, we will no longer be bullied by them!" He says.

You look around. Practically every single filly and colt is around you cheering. "Look, I appreciate everything you are all doing, but...." You say as you reach for the crown and hand it back to Rumble. "I just want to be treated like anypony else here. All you need to do next time somepony bullies you is tell an adult, like a teacher or parent. Don't try doing what I did to Diamond Tiara, because I did the stupid thing. Got it?"

They all nod their heads. You saw two colts in the back crying, a short stubby blue grey colt with orange mane, and a tall skinny orange colt with a green mane.

"That was so beautiful!" The smaller one says.

"Bravo! Bravo!" The taller colt yells, clapping his hooves.

You stare at the two with a raised eyebrow. "Oooooookaaaaaaaaay?"

The bell rings, and everypony heads inside. You sit down in your seat, and when you glance over to your right, you see them quickly looking back to the front.

You turn your head back to Button Mash. "Look. They're scared of me." You whisper to him.

He snickers as he sees the two shivering in fear as you look back at them.

"Alright class! Take out your homework!" Miss Cherilee yells. She goes around the class room, collecting everypony's homework.

You open up your bag and take out your homework as she nears your table. You feel something poke your left side.

"Psst! James!" Button Mash whispers. "I forgot to do my math homework. Can I copy off yours ple-"

"Button Mash! Are you trying to copy off of James?!" The teacher yells, now in front of my desk.

"N-no Miss Cherilee! I- I was just asking for a pencil since I can't find mine."

She pointed towards Button's desk. "It's right in front of you, on your desk."

He looks down. Then, he pushes the pencil off. "No it isn't."

Miss  Cherilee facehoofed. "Button Mash. You have to remember to do your homework from now on. If you don't, I'm going to have to start calling home, got it?"

He just simply nodded as Miss Cherilee took my homework and Button's written assignment.

SOME LONG BORING HOURS LATER

Just one more minute til the bell rings. C'mon.......so......close..... I can't wait any longer. This is soooooo boooring!!! I. CAN'T.  SIT. HERE. ANY. LONG-

  The bell rung so sudden, almost everypony jumped and ran outside. You stayed behind however, because Button had fallen asleep for two hours and you and Rumble were the only two who stayed inside to wake him up.

You nudged him a couple times. "Button. Button Mash. Wake up!"

"Mhu umm uh....mmm...apple juice....." He mumbled.

Rumble tried this time by actually shaking him. "Button Mash! Waaake uuuuup!"

"Uhmmm mah.....ha huuu.....ha......level up....."

I facepalmed. Rumble had an idea and leaned close to Button's ear and whispered. "Button Mash.......James just ask Sweetiebelle out on a date...."

"Wait what?" I asked, but before he could react, Button's eyes shot open.

"WHAT?!?!" He yelled, looking at me with anger.

"Button, Button! Chill! Chill! He never did, I just said that to wake you up!" Rumble said, hold Button Mash back as he started swatting his hooves at me.

"Wait what?  Oh..... Sorry 'bout that James." He said as Rumble let go of him.

We went outside, and while Rumble and Button Mash sat at the same table you did yesterday, you headed over to a different table. One where Diamond Tiara and the other one, which your guessing is Silver Spoon, seemed to be bullying the three fillies that had glared at them yesterday.

You quietly walked up behind them. Luckily, the sun was facing you so your shadow was hidden out of sight. They kept on mocking the three fillies, not noticing you at all. The three saw you, but acted like you weren't there.

You tapped on DT's shoulder, and she replied turning around with a bratty "What?" When she saw you, she froze and her pupils became pinprick sized dots, same as Silver Spoon's.

You lean down close to them, smirking. "Is there a problem here girls?"

"N-n-n-no nononono nope no problem here....hehe...." Diamond Tiara said.

"Y-y-y-y-y-y-yeah.....N-n-n-no problem here or anyw-where......." Silver Spoon replied.

You chuckled. "Really? Because, it looked like you were bothering these three innocent fillies."

They shrank as you leaned a bit closer. "Please don't hurt us." DT whimpered, both of them shivering in fear.

You laughed. "Now why would I hurt you? I got grounded for a week when I tried to punch you in the face, so do you really think that I would hurt you?"

They started to laugh a bit. "Well, now that you mention it, it does seem pretty stupid!"

We laughed for a short while before you took on a serious look and said, "I'll do much more than hurt you..."

The two ran away screaming as you laughed hard. You turn back to the three,  standing up, after you managed to stop laughing for a moment. "You alright?"

The orange pegasus spoke first. "Yeah, we're alright. I'm Scootaloo!"

"Ahm Applebloom!" The soft yellow earth pony said.

"And I'm Sweetiebelle!" The unicorn chimed.

"Hey! James! C'mon, Button has something to show you!" Rumble yelled as he ran up to me. "It's really important! Come on!"

After you say goodbye to the three, you head over to Button Mash.

"So, what's up?" You ask him as you sit down next to him.

He pulls you in close to his face. "Don't. Even. Dare. Try. Anything. Around. Sweetiebelle. She. Is. Mine."

"Oooookaaaaay?" Is all you can say.

"She's Button's marefriend, and he's afraid that you might be flirtin' with 'er." Rumble says as he pulls out a JoyBoy and begins playig on it.

You stare at him sith a shocked expression. "Dude. This is my second day here, and you think that already I'm going to be hittin' on a filly? The only fillies I knew before were DT and Silver Spoon, and I just now met those other three and you're afraid that I'll be stealing your marefriend? Seriously?"

"Well....now that you mention it. Nevermind." He says, taking a sip from a box of apple juice.

You took out your lunch and continued to eat it as well, not realizing the crazy unicorn mare that escaped from jail and is going to get what she wants is stalking you.