Breeze Plans Her Day

by EpicBrony377

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 1251

Breeze is a ordinary pegasus and is fairly new to ponyville and its her day off! Breeze doesn't have many friends and decides to plan who she's going to hang out with.

Breeze isn't a hero… she's just a ordinary pegasus. It's Breezes day off and she doesn't have many friends but Breeze knows some ponys at least. Breeze looks at her options on who to hang out with… but her choices are limited. And she isn't on the best of terms with her few friends…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-02-17 02:40:02 UTC

Breeze Plans Her Day

It was 6:30 Breezes usual wake up time. Breeze was a regular pegasus pony with a grey coat and a strange black mane with light blue streaks complete with blue eyes. As Breeze began waking up a certain blue mare with a rainbow colored mane appeared in her mind. She tried to ignore her thoughts so that she could continue her day.

Breeze was a ordinary pegasus. Breeze also had a tornado cutie mark maybe to show she was a mess at flying. Breeze hasn't done much in her 20 years of living. Breeze didn't stone Discord with a rainbow. Breeze didn't GTFO Chrysilas. Breeze didn't use a cheap diamond heart to get rid of Sombrea. Breeze didn't shoot a rainbow at Nightmare Moon. Breeze didn't even mega evolve to have enough power to shoot Tirek with a rainbow. What is it with rainbows here? The most exciting thing Breeze experienced was seeing Rainbow Dash break the sound barrier and the visible light spectrum. Breeze wondered why all her thoughts ended with Rainbow Dash...

Breeze got up from her bed and thought about what to do later on. It was her day off which she didn't enjoy nearly as much as she should. She was new to ponyville and wasn't very popular but she knew some ponys at least. She thought about who she could hang out with...

There was Derpy Hooves but Derpy didn't talk much and had the worst luck once when they were trotting over to the Cakes bakery and Derpy got shot by some stranger. Derpy was sent to a hospital and was recovering pretty well until the hospital she was in burned down Derpy survived but was ponynapped by the russian mafia... come to think of it Breeze didn't even know if Derpy was alive. Which worried Breeze but in conclusion Breeze scratched Derpy out.

Breeze also happened to know the famous Vinyl Scratch more popularly known as DJ Pon3! But she didn't trust Vinyl mostly because she never took off those dang glasses! Whenever Breeze hangs out with Vinyl she always has a mental battle over what color her eyes are. Breeze isn't on the best of terms with Vinyl since the last time they hung out Breeze hit Vinyl with a baseball bat in a failed attempt to find out what color her eyes are. It got messy whenever Vinyls guards came in and threw her out. So Vinyl under no circumstances would ever hang out with Breeze again. So Breeze scratched out Vinyl.

Breeze also knew Octavia who was much less popular than Vinyl. Octavia was calm and elegant and preferred a much more boring genre of music. Breeze had talked to her once but had fallen asleep during the conversation since Octavia was the definition of BORING. Breeze also hurt Octavias feelings when she fell asleep. Breeze scratched out Octavia since the last thing she needed was to be bored to death.

Breeze also knows Lyra but she's strange. Lyra is obsessed with humans well for some time she was. Then Lyra made a portal and traveled to the human dimension. Lyra says that she saw humans dressing like us and Lyra freaked out. Breeze doesn't know who has more of a problem Pinky Pie or Lyra. Breeze scratched out Lyra.

Breeze also happens to know about the Cutie Mark Crusaders. The group consist of 3 foals Scootaloo,Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Bell. These foals apparently don't have their cutie marks and are very impatient so they created a group for the sole desire of finding their special talent. Breeze feels pretty uncomfortable around them mostly because their always checking each others plot. Plus Breeze made them cry after she screamed at them for trying to get their cutie marks in Russian Roulette. Breeze scratched out the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

Breeze also knew about this foal called Button Mash. Button Mash doesn't have his cutie mark and doesn't want to join the Cutie Mark Crusaders for some reason. Button Mash is very important since he is one of the 9 stallions that live in ponyville. Breeze and Button Mash got along well until Breeze destroyed him in some video game. Button began screaming and crying and decided to throw stuff at her. Breeze scratched out Button Mash.

Well Breeze still had 6 more options which so happen to be the Elements of Harmony!

There was Twilight Sparkle who so happens to be royalty! Twilight was kind and polite and easy to get along with but Breeze was afraid of her. Breeze didn't get a good impression of Twilight when she fought that demon centaur from Tartarus in a laser battle and if Twilight is royalty couldn't she execute anypony she wanted... Breeze quickly scratched out Twilight.

Rarity was the elegant and mature one and is obsessed with fashion so the exact opposite of Breeze. Rarity was generous and had let Breeze stay with her when she lost her house so Breeze was thankful for that but... Breeze couldn't stand Rarity and left and was homeless for a while until she met Fluttershy. Breeze scratched out Rarity and moved on...

Fluttershy was the element of kindness and lived up to it. She stayed with Fluttershy after she moved out of Raritys house. Fluttershy even helped her buy a new house but she had one problem with Fluttershy and that was that she was so annoying! Breeze couldn't stand Fluttershy because of how she talked and how innocent she was! Plus Breeze killed her pet bunny. Breeze scratched out Fluttershy immediately.

Pinky Pie is the element of laughter but should be called the element of terror! Once Pinky gave her a free cupcake since Breeze didn't want to be rude she ate it and began feeling nauseous Breeze blacked out and woke up... what she saw she'll never forget... Breeze is lucky to still be alive... The strange thing is Pinky says it wasn't her and that it was Pinkemena. Breeze scratched out Pinky Pie.

Apple Jack is the element of honesty even though she lies all the time. Breeze couldn't even hang out with Apple Jack even if she wanted to because Apple Jack was ALWAYS working. Breeze scratched out Apple Jack leaving only one option left...

Rainbow Dash was the element of loyalty. Breeze just couldn't bring herself to talk to her since Breeze sort of had a crush on her. Rainbow Dash flew faster than the speed of light and was extremely confident in her abilities. Breeze has tried to tell Rainbow Dash but Rainbow Dash is WAY to fast and is always in a rush. In a totally not creepy way Breeze had a picture of Rainbow Dash when she did her signature move the Sonic Rainboom. Breeze probably could have a amazing friendship with Rainbow Dash but that is what annoyed Breeze it would be a friendship... Breeze sadly scratched out Rainbow Dash...

Breeze realized she was out of options. Breeze trotted back over to her her bed and decided to just relax. Breeze hopped on her bed and closed her eyes with a smile on her face enjoying the relaxation.

Which didn't last long. She awoke to see she was in canterlot. Breeze saw Princess Celestia. Princess Celestia was smiling but her sister Luna had a face of worry. Breeze at least had something to do on her day off but she wasn't prepared for it. Breeze wouldn't return to ponyville for some time...