Once in a LifeTime

It was a quiet day in the castle of friendship, in the throne room, the elements of harmony, Twi, Pinkie, Rarity, Applejack ,Dashie and Fluttershy were all engaged in a poker game, drinking some wine and smoking weed..

All six of them were highly intoxicated.

"Y-you got any sevens?" Asked Dash.

"Dude, t-that is the wrong game." Said Jackie before proceeding to vomit up half digested apples.

Suddenly, The music of  Celestia hit, and all the weed and booze was drained from Twi 's  systems.

Twi got up open the door to see the princess and her mentor at her doorstep.

Celestia spoke up."Twi, listen up. Everyone else gathered around to here Celestia's announcement.

Celestia spoke up."Listen up, out there, three other alicorns, named Maxxa,Monocardust and Mazu are the prince and princesses of free speech, they tend

to talk a lot of shit, and they piss a lot of people off. They will be in Ponyville for a few months as i have decided to resurrect a wrestling event in Canterlot known as PonyMania. Maxxa won a battle royal in ManeHatten to face me in the main event. Anyway, Their should arrive at the train station tomorrow at high noon."

****** The Next Day******

The Main 6 and  Celestia waited at the train station,and as if on cue, the train pulled up.

The doors opened up and out came three triplet alicorns.

Maxxa,female, has teal hair

with pink streaks, white tan skin.

She wore pink and blue leggings and matching camo booty shorts.

She donned a neon green T-Shirt that reads: LIVE FAST FIGHT HARD.

Mazu, male, happy go lucky, but more level headed darker skin tone, spiky black hair, a blue and pink fighting GI and matching football helmet.

Monocardust, female, green hair

green eyes, tan white skin

black and green form fitting body suit. Wild and Ruthless.

"Well, if it isn't the royal sun ass herself." Said Maxxa

"Oh wow, they really don't have a filter on their mouths."Said Dashie

"That would be a massive understatement."Said Mazu.

Twi sighed."Look, I think you need to show the princess some respect,."

Maxxa looked at Twi with calm smile on her beautiful face and gingerly said:

I understand that you are the Princess of Friendship, as well as the founder of the Sparkling Friendship Federation, But exactly did you become Celestia's royal ass kisser, and if she told you to jump off a cliff,would you?

Don't answer that, It's  a rhetorical question!!!

There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Celestia’s ass.

You’re as good as kissing Celestia’s ass as Cadence was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Shining Armor though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.

Twi was so shocked by this comment , she fell to the floor and rolled up into the fetal position .

"Twi Cena, while you lay there,  as ignorantly as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.

I want you to digest this because before I leave in 12 months with the Solar Empire Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

I don’t hate you, Twi. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like the other princesses.

I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the Equestria.

Suddenly, Twi's phone rang.

It was, wait for it,

Shining MVP!! "Hey Twily, I need your help settling down my wife. She has awoken up all flamboyant, wearing chaps, chains and leather.

******4 Days later, at the Crystal Empire*******

The music of Cadance blaired through the entire castle. "Hey, royal chef. Make 3 sushi rolls for THE HeartBreakMare."Shouted Cadance. She truly was flamboyant. She was wearing a top that a dominatrix would wear. Her Bottoms were pink leather pants, laced with chaps and chains. Twi's mouth flew agape. "WHAT THE FUCK?!!!" She screamed

Suddenly, Maxxa and Mazu came in through the window. Maxxa spoke.

"You know,we’ve seen so many ponies grab Celestia’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that there just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is us and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six hundred years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in a ring, even in the throne room Nobody can touch us!

And yet no matter how many times I prove it, we're not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. we're never mentioned. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the TV Networks. I’m not on the poster of PonyMania.  I’m not on Pony Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.

This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that there is a  princess of sex makes us sick!"

Cadence snapped back to reality.

"Now hang on, what do you mean princess of sex?" She asked

"She means you are a HOE." Said Mazu.

"Pretty big talk from a little smartmouth." Yelled Cadance

"Pretty big talk from a WALKING STD, Hey, Shining, does it still hurt to take a piss?" Monocardust shot back.

"I am not a hoe, and let's talk about you. You're looking like a walking bottle of Monster Energy Drink."

"I’m leaving with the Solar Empire Championship at Pony Mania. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in Los Pegasus Pro Wrestling. Maybe…I’ll go back to Manehattan Honor.

Hey, Bab Seed, how you doing?

The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this empire. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Celestia is going to make money despite herself. She’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why she’s not a billionaire? Because she surrounds herself with glad-handed, non-sensical, douchebag yes mares, like Twi, who’s going to tell her everything she wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this world will better after Celestia is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by her bean-headed  niece and her doofus nephew-in-law and the rest of her stupid family, best case scenario, Luna takes over.

We’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this walk. And I’ve been envied  since that day because The Universe saw something in me that nopony else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m an unorthodox mare. You know who else was an unorthodox mare? Sunset Shimmer. And she split, just like we're splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Sunset is I’m going to leave with the Solar Empire Championship.

Let me tell you a personal story about Discord alright. Ponyville does this whole anti AIDS campaign, me and Mazu were jogging through the Ever-free yesterday, and we saw Fluttershy and Discord were getting real........CHAOTIC!!!

***YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***

Celestia spoke up. "Very well then, the first stop on the road to PonyMainia will be Night of Broncos, and the main event is a MIXED TAG MATCH

CADANCE and SHINING MVP vs MAXXA and MAZU.