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Twi and the Expandable Mane 6 were finishing up their poker game. They were drunker and higher than ever before. Twi had the best hand of all of them, but just as she was about to lay it down, an arrow shot into the window. Twi pulled off the note that was attached to the arrow.

Dearest Twi,

The Great and Powerful Trixie has natrually won the PonyVille battle royal.

At PonyMania, Trixie will win the friendship federation championship. You will never...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR  be the same again.

-Trixie

You know what Twi is gonna say next:

TRIXIE, WOULD YOU PLEASE, SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

NEW MATCH AT PONYMANIA: TWI VS. TRIXIE FOR THE FRIENDSHIP FEDERATION CHAMPIONSHIP.