Once in a LifeTime

by Maxx Phoenix

Rating: teen
Tags: Anthro, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 7237

Three new alicorns come and wreak havov. Hilarity ensues!!! #RISE ABOVE HATE

Maxxa Monocardust Mazu are triplets and they are the princesses and prince of free speech.
When they arrive, they immediately piss off everyone.

Side effects include: Disbelief
Blown Minds
Love of Wrestling
Belief of miracles
shitting bricks.

Some canon characters are renamed for entertainment.

Ex.Twilight Sparkle= [size=2em]Twi [/size]

This is Kind of a Non Canon sequel to Prime Time Event

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-18 20:15:29 UTC

The arrival

It was a quiet day in the castle of friendship, in the throne room, the elements of harmony, Twi, Pinkie, Rarity, Applejack ,Dashie and Fluttershy were all engaged in a poker game, drinking some wine and smoking weed..

All six of them were highly intoxicated.

"Y-you got any sevens?" Asked Dash.

"Dude, t-that is the wrong game." Said Jackie before proceeding to vomit up half digested apples.

Suddenly, The music of  Celestia hit, and all the weed and booze was drained from Twi 's  systems.

Twi got up open the door to see the princess and her mentor at her doorstep.

Celestia spoke up."Twi, listen up. Everyone else gathered around to here Celestia's announcement.

Celestia spoke up."Listen up, out there, three other alicorns, named Maxxa,Monocardust and Mazu are the prince and princesses of free speech, they tend

to talk a lot of shit, and they piss a lot of people off. They will be in Ponyville for a few months as i have decided to resurrect a wrestling event in Canterlot known as PonyMania. Maxxa won a battle royal in ManeHatten to face me in the main event. Anyway, Their should arrive at the train station tomorrow at high noon."

****** The Next Day******

The Main 6 and  Celestia waited at the train station,and as if on cue, the train pulled up.

The doors opened up and out came three triplet alicorns.

Maxxa,female, has teal hair

with pink streaks, white tan skin.

She wore pink and blue leggings and matching camo booty shorts.

She donned a neon green T-Shirt that reads: LIVE FAST FIGHT HARD.

Mazu, male, happy go lucky, but more level headed darker skin tone, spiky black hair, a blue and pink fighting GI and matching football helmet.

Monocardust, female, green hair

green eyes, tan white skin

black and green form fitting body suit. Wild and Ruthless.

"Well, if it isn't the royal sun ass herself." Said Maxxa

"Oh wow, they really don't have a filter on their mouths."Said Dashie

"That would be a massive understatement."Said Mazu.

Twi sighed."Look, I think you need to show the princess some respect,."

Maxxa looked at Twi with calm smile on her beautiful face and gingerly said:

I understand that you are the Princess of Friendship, as well as the founder of the Sparkling Friendship Federation, But exactly did you become Celestia's royal ass kisser, and if she told you to jump off a cliff,would you?

Don't answer that, It's  a rhetorical question!!!

There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Celestia’s ass.

You’re as good as kissing Celestia’s ass as Cadence was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Shining Armor though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.

Twi was so shocked by this comment , she fell to the floor and rolled up into the fetal position .

"Twi Cena, while you lay there,  as ignorantly as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.

I want you to digest this because before I leave in 12 months with the Solar Empire Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

I don’t hate you, Twi. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like the other princesses.

I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the Equestria.

Suddenly, Twi's phone rang.

It was, wait for it,

Shining MVP!! "Hey Twily, I need your help settling down my wife. She has awoken up all flamboyant, wearing chaps, chains and leather.

******4 Days later, at the Crystal Empire*******

The music of Cadance blaired through the entire castle. "Hey, royal chef. Make 3 sushi rolls for THE HeartBreakMare."Shouted Cadance. She truly was flamboyant. She was wearing a top that a dominatrix would wear. Her Bottoms were pink leather pants, laced with chaps and chains. Twi's mouth flew agape. "WHAT THE FUCK?!!!" She screamed

Suddenly, Maxxa and Mazu came in through the window. Maxxa spoke.

"You know,we’ve seen so many ponies grab Celestia’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that there just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is us and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six hundred years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in a ring, even in the throne room Nobody can touch us!

And yet no matter how many times I prove it, we're not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. we're never mentioned. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the TV Networks. I’m not on the poster of PonyMania.  I’m not on Pony Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.

This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that there is a  princess of sex makes us sick!"

Cadence snapped back to reality.

"Now hang on, what do you mean princess of sex?" She asked

"She means you are a HOE." Said Mazu.

"Pretty big talk from a little smartmouth." Yelled Cadance

"Pretty big talk from a WALKING STD, Hey, Shining, does it still hurt to take a piss?" Monocardust shot back.

"I am not a hoe, and let's talk about you. You're looking like a walking bottle of Monster Energy Drink."

"I’m leaving with the Solar Empire Championship at Pony Mania. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in Los Pegasus Pro Wrestling. Maybe…I’ll go back to Manehattan Honor.

Hey, Bab Seed, how you doing?

The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this empire. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Celestia is going to make money despite herself. She’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why she’s not a billionaire? Because she surrounds herself with glad-handed, non-sensical, douchebag yes mares, like Twi, who’s going to tell her everything she wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this world will better after Celestia is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by her bean-headed  niece and her doofus nephew-in-law and the rest of her stupid family, best case scenario, Luna takes over.

We’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this walk. And I’ve been envied  since that day because The Universe saw something in me that nopony else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m an unorthodox mare. You know who else was an unorthodox mare? Sunset Shimmer. And she split, just like we're splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Sunset is I’m going to leave with the Solar Empire Championship.

Let me tell you a personal story about Discord alright. Ponyville does this whole anti AIDS campaign, me and Mazu were jogging through the Ever-free yesterday, and we saw Fluttershy and Discord were getting real........CHAOTIC!!!

***YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***

Celestia spoke up. "Very well then, the first stop on the road to PonyMainia will be Night of Broncos, and the main event is a MIXED TAG MATCH

CADANCE and SHINING MVP vs MAXXA and MAZU.

The Discussion or The Mini story of WorldStar Flip Flop

Celestia sat at her desk, rubbing her aching head. Suddenly, her pager lit up. It was the Caribou Chief.

She answered it.

Speak on it

Are you aware that they are some rachet stereotypes about us caribou enslaving the female sex.

WHAT??!!

Yes, I find it disturbing as well. My kind have better things to do than risk catching herpes from you mares

I blame WorldStar!!!!"

Yes...WAIT WHAT????!

The Chief hung up.

God Dammit.

Celestia cracked her neck as she looked out the window to see the PonyMania marquee shining on city hall.

THIS WILL BE GOOD

NOTE: I DON'T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE OR DISRESPECT THE AUTHOR.

PLEASE SUPPORT HIM. GOD BLESS HIM

The Road Begins

In the weeks leading up to The Night of Broncos Pay Per View, Maxxa and Mazu continued to talk trash, mainly Maxxa, while Mazu was pretty chill about it. At Sugarcube Corner, the two sat drinking coffee. Mazu was contemplating on their mixed tag team match.

"So, tonight is the Night of Broncos event, I'll bet we're gonna be on World-Star the first thing in the morning." Said Maxxa

"Are you sure you want to be on WorldStar? It has already degraded the caribou community."Mazu stated bluntly.

"Man, shut your little punk ass up, that passed years ago." Yelled Maxxa.

Mazu sighed. "Listen, we might be on WorldStar anyway after you you rattled everypony in the room with the Discord and Fluttershy story.

****** 1 Hour Earlier ******

"So, me and Mazu here a rustling and a clapping sound in the bushes. Curious, we grabbed the bushes and moved them out of the way, I cocked my head to a forty five degree angle, and what the hell do I see? I see Discord banging Fluttershy on top of a nest, and his ass was just clapping away, he looked at me, and went right back finish. Afterwards, he ran right past me and his dick almost touched me.

******Real Time***

"WOW!" Said Mazu.

"That is what happens when the three little pigs mess with the big bad Jamaican wolf." Said Maxxa, as she went to use the restroom.

Mazu just stood confused.

*******That Night*******

Mares and Gentlecolts, The first stop on the road to Pony Mania begins at Night of Broncos our huge main event.

Candance and Shining MVP vs. Maxxa and Mazu

Cadance and Shining's music hit, followed by Maxxa and Mazu.

It was speed versus muscle to start off the action, with Shining MVP employing a series of power maneuvers, looking to dissect Mazu limb from limb. The impressively strong MVP even dragged Mazu to the corner of the ring, where Mazu sustained a slap across the face from the pissed off Cadance.

The tables were turned, however, when the leader of the DX Militia administered strength moves of her own. Maxxa seemed poised to remain in control, but Cadance isn’t one to easily relent. The Princess of love returned with a series of impressive neckbreakers, each more vicious than the last.

The action later moved to the floor at ringside, where Maxxa plowed through Candace  with a spear that seemed to send her flying straight out of her shoes. Back on the canvas, Shining laid out Mazu with a devastating clothesline, but Mazu wasn’t about to allow his opponent to show him up at The Biggest Celebration of the Winter.

Mazy, with his neon shades and sleek black hair, seemed right at home in the shadow of Pony Beach and the Manehatten Hills. The dynamic fan favorite nailed a superkick and pinned the former heavy to pick up the victory. But with neither Maxxa or Cadence involved in the three-count, matters over that incident have been left unresolved. Mazu, on the other hand, can only have one thing on his mind: refocusing his attention on  becoming a World Champion.

WINNER: Maxxa and Mazu.

Rappin' and Rockin' on Sugar Cube Corner

It was electric inside the Sugar Cube Cafe, much like it'll be in Canterlot stadium at PonyMania.

Vinyl Scratch was on the stage. "All right, tonight will the first ever: RAP/ROCK Concert for Celestia and Maxxa to express themselves.

So, let's kick this shit off with some original WUBINOMICS." Vinyl's music hit and Maxxa emerged from the curtains.

"Celestia wanted me to write her song tonight but I would never be her mouthpiece

Cause she's like LeBron James, she took her talent straight down to South Beach

And for the past few weeks, Celestia's been legitimately pissed

If you get stuck singing your song tonight, it's all in the wrist

Could we PLEASE have a week where you don't come out here and choke?

You may be making G.I. Joe this summer, right now you're a G.I. Joke

Ever since I opened my mouth about you you been beggin me to back off

So if Celestia and Trollestia are the same person, I think y'all both are jackoffs

And after April 1st, you won't be making no more movies

You gon' need surgery on your face just like you had it on your boobies

Those poppin tits they had more work than a locker room full of hookers

I got a gift for Celestia tonight, I'ma give her a Cleveland Steamer

Solar Bring It? Her Solar Lost It and the truth is gettin scary

Cause they weren't chantin yo name last week, they were chantin "Tooth Fairy"

Keep making fun of this Cotton candy, Celestia, cause I ain't even close to sick of it

I'm Ms. Kung Pao Chicken, you just Canterlot fried chicken-shit

And no, no, I don't have guts but I got somethin in their place

I'ma beat yo' ass at PonyMania and put my NUTS dead in yo' face! (bag of literal peanuts)

Wait never mind, you can  have yo joke back.

Just don't go racing to Witch Mountain

cos your mountains Broke back.

Celestia's hentai movie

well its nothing like walking tall

she spends the movie on a basketball court

polishing Big Mac's balls."

The crowd went nuts , but now it's Celestia's turn with a rock concert.

"I threw a party and I spent some bucks

Didn’t invite Maxxa cause she totally sucks

Maxxa started rapping , it all went south

Know your role my little pony and shut your mouth.

Let’s Rock , Every pony let’s Rock.

Maxxa’s got a broken menstrual clock

But we’re dancing ’cause SugarCube Rocks.

Oh, the fun has been TRIPLED, here we go!

Little Cotton Candy from ManeHatten, Mass.

I will take my boot and shove it up her ass,

Bet you’re all happy,you’re listening to me,

And not some  D-Generation-X wannabe.

Let’s Rock , Everybody let’s Rock.

Ain’t no balls in Mazu’s jock,

But we’re dancing ’cause SugarCube Rocks.

Little Monocardust went to the doc.

I punched her jaw and pain wouldn’t stop.

The doc said listen . . . . You know I’m a fan.

But please stop begging for that rectal exam.

Let’s Rock , Every pony let’s Rock.

Yo, close up that smock,

But we’re dancing ’cause SugarCube Rocks.

I saw Mazu fucking  Adam's Eve.

Grabbing on her thigh,tugging on her weave,

Mazu was having , the time of his life.

I guess he didn’t tell her that he’s had a wife.

Let’s Rock , Every pony let’s Rock.

Divorce lawyer’s were right up the block,

But we’re dancing ’cause SugarCube Rocks.

April twenty third, sixteen seventy seven.

The doctor shouted send those foals back to heaven.

Sorry mama Ronin, but check these charts.

Little baby Maxxa’s got a broken parts.

Let’s Rock , Every Pony let’s Rock.

Little fillies  got them broken parts,

But we’re dancing ’cause Sugar Cube Rocks.

This song is for  all the bronies who are not Celestia fans out there.

Doesn’t really matter how hard you try.

Never in your life will you ever taste pie.

I know you love Chewbacca and Frodo too,

But you’re a walking virgin and you’re 32.

Let’s Rock , Everybody let’s Rock.

You dress like kirk and spock,

But we’re dancing ’cause SugarCube Rocks.

I getting some wine and a dozen roses.

He’s going to meet these holy Moses.

Getting with the rock is totally rad.

You don’t believe me, ask Maxxa’s dad.

Let’s Rock , Everybody let’s Rock.

Maxxa’s dad can barely walk,

But we’re dancing ’cause SugarCube Rocks.

Sing one more time!

Maxxa’s mom can barely walk,

And we’re dancing ’cause SugarCube Rocks.

Thank you, very much."

Trix and Kicks

Twi and the Expandable Mane 6 were finishing up their poker game. They were drunker and higher than ever before. Twi had the best hand of all of them, but just as she was about to lay it down, an arrow shot into the window. Twi pulled off the note that was attached to the arrow.

Dearest Twi,

The Great and Powerful Trixie has natrually won the PonyVille battle royal.

At PonyMania, Trixie will win the friendship federation championship. You will never...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR  be the same again.

-Trixie

You know what Twi is gonna say next:

TRIXIE, WOULD YOU PLEASE, SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

NEW MATCH AT PONYMANIA: TWI VS. TRIXIE FOR THE FRIENDSHIP FEDERATION CHAMPIONSHIP.

Abraham's revenge...or...the new face of fear

Youtube Video

WARNING: if you dont like PINK AND WHITE you wont like this. I personally hate that story.

Luna was training hard for her Lunar Republic Championship match at PonyMania. Her session was soon interrupted by a distressed guard with a letter. Luna grabbed the letter and proceeded to read it.

Dearest Luna,

I am from a different time flow and different dimensional plane , I have arrive to spread a message.

When the Devil removed himself from Heaven and Earth, he left behind 7 deadly sins:

lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, and pride.

my favorite is and now always will be: The Sin of Pride.

It's your pride that weakens your powers.

It was your pride that turned you into Nightmare Moon.

And ultimately, it was your pride that allowed me to rape you

and your retched sitster.

Back in my dimesion, I held the sirens' life

in the palm of my hands, but they managed to comeback and defeat me.

But all they managed to do was separate me from my final vestiges of humanity.

I know that the sirens are much stronger in this universe, but I will get to them

using YOUR POWER. Why not just embrace the hatred that is festering of inside of you.

Everyone has darkness and cruelty in their hearts.

Everything I've done to the Adagio in my world,

while seemingly cruel and vicious,

she would have done the same to me if our roles were reversed.

Instead of destroying the sirens legend, I made it greater.

Oh. I've rigged Adagio's match with AppleBloom.

It is now a 3 vs. 3 no holds barred elimination match.

When the sirens win, their collection of souls will grow,

as to will their weakness

What is now your holy grail, is soon to be MY Lunar Republic Championship and i'll take

over the sirens, AND I WILL TAKE MY RIGHTFUL PLACE AMONG THE GODS AS THE NEW FACE OF FEAR AND DARKNESS. I am the 1 in 209-1

FUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

ABRAHAM

New match at PonyMania: Inter-gender match for the Lunar Republic Championship. Luna's streak is on the line.

Kickoff

It is time for the ponies of Equestria to showcase their powers and abilities in the

pagentry, the special event known as PonyMania 250!

An incredible show was planned tonight inside Canterlot Stadium

The Crusaders take on The Sirens in no holds barred match.

Twi will defend her Friendship Federation Championship against Trixie.

The Crystal Empire Championship is on the line and this time, it is a TLC match.

Will Luna embrace the hate when she fights Abraham?

And we have the MANE EVENT: Once in a Lifetime:Princess Maxxa vs. Princess Celestia.

The most epic fucking match in the history of Equestria.

Eqyss heavyweight championship: Mazu vs Shining MVP

First, Mazu's music hit

Then, Shining MVP

MVP ran at the bell and Mazu followed. MVP slid back in the ring and tried to dive on MVP, but Mazu caught him and gorilla pressed him back in the ring. Mazu climbed back in and tossed Shining MVP all over the ring and his several shots. He basically gave MVP a punchface in the corner that the announce team put over.

MVP ducked a splash in the corner and hit a dropkick to the knee. He worked the leg with stomps, leg locks, and a foot DDT. MVP went to the top rope. Mazu caught him in a triangle hold. MVP dropped to the floor to rack the arm on the top rope. He popped back in and hit the Mega kick. He went for another, and MVP speared him out of the air, hitting MVP in the nuts in the process. Mazu hit the roundhouse kick for the win...

Mazu defeated Shining MVP at 5:16 to win the Eqyss HeavyWeight Championship.

The Crusaders vs. The Sirens no holds barred elimination match

There were no disqualifications or count outs. The teams brawled at ringside immediately. Aria worked over Sweetie Belle, AppleBloom got the better of Sonata, and Adagio roughed up Scootaloo.

The teams returned to the ring at 2:45. Applebloom started with Sonata and it settled into a traditional six-man tag match, which was a bit awkward considering how it started. The match was fairly pedestrian, and then the crowd pepped up a bit when Applebloom and Adagio entered the match to face one another.

At 9:20, Sweetie hit Three Amigos on Adagip. The Crusaders used quick tags while working over Adagio. There was a long stretch with Adagio and Scootaloo and then both mares tagged out at 14:20, making Applebloom and Sonata the legal mare. Applebloom caught Sonata with a kick from the floor and then nailed her with the superman punch. Applebloom covered Sonata, but Aria broke up the pin.  Aria saved the match and she saved the elimination.

Another big brawl broke out. Applebloom continued to brawl with Sonata near the ring while the others fought away from ringside. Adagio hit Sweetia with something metal. Applebloom started to take the Spanish announce table apart, but Aria returned and struck her from behind. Adagio joined her teammates and ran Applebloom's shoulder first into the ring steps.

The Sirens members teamed up for a Triple Powerbomb that drove Applebloom through the Spanish broadcast table at 18:25. The announcers noted that there had yet to be an elimination. The sirens  stood over Scootaloo and put their fists together for a Shield-like pose, but Sweetie and Scootaloo returned and made separate dives onto the trio. The siren got the better of Scootaloo and Sweetie near the stage while Applebloom continued to use the table spot at 20:30.

Adagio picked up a chair and slammed it over the back of Scootaloo. Aria set up a chair and then dropped Scootaloo onto it at 21:00. Adagio followed up with a Chokeslam on Sweetie onto a chair. The three sirens headed back to the ring, where AppleBloom was kneeling on all fours. The Sirens surrounded Applebloom, who got back to her feet.

AppleBloom ran at Sonata, who put her down with a spinebuster. The  trio removed the vest of Applebloom. The ring steps were set up in the middle of the ring and then Orton slid kendo sticks in as well. They slammed Applebloom head onto the steps and then pulled her over the ring steps. All three sirens took turns slamming kendo sticks over the back of AppleBloom, who let out screams with each blow. The camera moved in to show the welts.

Applebloom managed to hit the Superman punch on Aria, but Adagio and Sonata quickly regained control. They went to ringside, where Adagio slammed a chair over the back of Applebloom. They brought her to the entrance area. Scootaloo ran at the sirens, but they took her down quickly. Aria set her up on a piece of lighting equipment and performed a Hanging DDT.

Suddenly, Sweetie was shown standing at the base of the big screen. Sweetie dove onto all three sirens for a big pop at 26:45. They all headed back to the ring. Sweetie leapt off the second rope and Soanta caught her with a spear. Sonata picked up Sweetie and went for a PowerBomb, but Sweetie slipped away. Applebloom returned and speared Batista, then Sweetie pinned Sonata. Sonata was eliminated by Sweetie at 28:00.

Aria,for some reason, hit the RKO on Sweetie and covered her, but AppleBloom broke it up. Aria went after Applebloom, who was hung up in the ropes.Scootaloo struck Aria with a chair and then perofrmed High Deeds onto the chair and pinned Aria. Aria was eliminated by Scootaloo in 29:10.

Adagio hit a clitoris shot to Scootaloo. Adagion set up for a Siren slam, but AppleBloom broke it up, only to be kicked by Adagio. The fans booed her. Adagio grabbed bat that was under the ring. Scootoloo ran at Adagio and was struck with the bat. Adagio stumbled around a bit and was then hit by a flying knee off the top rope from Sweetie, then Applebloom speared Adagio and pinned her.

The Crusaders defeated The sirens in a No Holds Barred elimination match with a 3-0 clean sweep in 31:35.

Crystal Empire Championship TLC match: Cadence vs Vinyl Scatch

Vinyl's Music Hit

Then Cadence

Cadence  goes under the ring and retrieved a small chair.  Vinylpulled on Vinyl's Hair. . The fans chanted "We want tables." There was also a  ladder! Vinyl climbed the ladder and missed a splash. Vinyl came back with a powerbomb . Vinyl performed an ugly version of Rolling Thunder. Vinyl told the  broadcast team to move and then pulled the monitors out of the  table. Vinyl placed Cadence on the table and then dove Cand put her through the table. The fans chanted "This is awesome."

Moments later, Cadence performed a springboard off the top rope and ended up driving Vinyl through a s table and then pinning her to win the match...

Cadence beat Vinyl in a TLC match in 5:55.

Inter-Gender Match for the Lunar Republic Championship: Luna vs Abraham

The crowd was quiet as Abraham went on the offensive early. HE tried to get a reaction by yelling "Be the monster you were meant to be!" a couple times to Luna. Luna tackled Luna and they fell to the floor. Luna went for a huracanrana, but Abraham held on and then flung her into the barricade, which drew a gasp from the crowd. Later, Luna came back with the Scorpion hold and ended up getting the submission win...

Luna defeated Abraham to retain the Lunar Republic Championship in 6:20.

Abraham started to cackle evilly.

"You may have won the battle, But i shall win the war. He said before vanishing.

ONCE IN A LIFETIME: MAXXA VS CELESTIA solar empire championship

"Mares and Gentlecolts, Please Welcome: Pony Endeverafter !!!

No More Words

Artist: Jeff Hardy

Album: WWE The Music Volume 8

Genre: Rock

I got a sharp stick, i keep in my pocket

I speak volumes never utter a word

When you strike a match, a fire will happen

But the line between the smoke and the flames get blured

Don't you see the writing on the wall

(Don't you see the writing on the wall)

You're in way over your head

You're gonna drown in the things that you said

Time has come and gone for words

A thousands threats I've heard before

But words are cheap, but lies are big to take

Time has come and gone for words

A thousands threats I've heard before

And all your words are too big to take

It's a paradox, A mystery, A riddle

A door in your face and only i have the key

Do understand, you'll be caught in the middle

Caught in a web by being spun by me

Don't you see the writing on the wall

(Don't you see the writing on the wall)

Just a victim of your own conceit

The architect of your own defeat

Time has come and gone for words

A thousands threats I've heard before

But words are cheap, but lies are big to take

Time has come and gone for words

A thousands threats I've heard before

And all your words are too big to take

Never walk away from a fight thats worth fighting

Never hesitate when you know you're gonna act

Never waste your words on a fool you won't listen

Never sell your soul cause you'll never buy it...back

Time has come and gone for words

A thousands threats I've heard before

But words are cheap, but lies are big to take

Now, Please welcome :MotorHoof

It's time to play the game

Time to play the game!

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Ha, ha, ha

It's all about the game, and how you play it

All about control, and if you can take it

All about your debt, and if you can pay it

It's all about pain, and who's gonna make it...

I am the game, you don't wanna play me

I am control, no way you can change me

I am have heavy debts, no way you can pay me

I am the pain, and I know you can't take me

Look over your shoulder, ready to run

Like a good little b**ch, from a smoking gun

I am the game, and I make the rules

So move on out, and you can die like a fool

Try and figure out what the move’s gonna be

Come on over sucker, why don't you ask me?

Don't you forget there's a price you can pay

'Cuz I am the game and I want to play

It's time to play the game...

Ha, ha, ha, ha

Time to play the game!

It's all about the game, and how you play it

It's all about control, and if you can take it

It's all about your debt, and if you can pay it

It's all about the pain, and who's gonna make it...

I am the game, you don't wanna play me

I am control, there's no way you can change me

I am your debts, and know you can't pay me

I am your pain, and I know you can't take me

Play the game, you're gonna be the same

You're gonna change your name, you're gonna die in flames

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Time to play the game!

The two jawed and listened to the crowd a la Rocky. Pony Liodo, who looked as excited as the fans, called for the bell. It is thunderous inside Canterlot Stadium, here we go! Once in a Lifetime.

Maxxa shoved Celestia down out of the first lock up. Celestia shoved Maxxa down from the next one. Maxxa worked an arm bar and Celestia flipped out and hit two big arm drags on Maxxa. She rolled her up for a near fall, and Maxxa looked surprised.

Maxxa hit a kick on Celestia and Celestia punched her in the face. Maxxa stormed at her and Celestia flipped her down and tried for a leg lock. Maxxa escaped and went to the floor for a chorus of boos and cheers. That was the biggest reaction for Maxxa thus far. Maxxa climbed back in the ring and speared Celestia in the corner. She hit several more and then a stiff sounding clothesline for one.

Celestia came back and charged at Maxxa. Maxxa pulled the ropes down and Celestia crashed to the floor. Maxxa followed and dropped Celestia on the rail. Celestia had her ribs  hurt. Maxxa waited for the ref to give her the OK, and then kicked Celestia in the side and rolled her in the ring. She hit a belly to belly for two and locked in a bear hug.

The crowd started competing chants and Celestia fought out and hit a DDT for two. They traded blows and Celestia hit a spinebuster. She looked like she was going for the Solar Elbow, but when she kicked the leg, Maxxa grabbed it and tried for the STF. Celestia kicked away, but Maxxa hit the Mega Punch. She lifted for the GTS, but Celestia escaped and they hit a clothesline on each other. They made their feet and traded bombs, and Maxxa hit the SuperKick.”1...2..” kick out at 2 at 13:50.  Listen to the crowd

“Trollestia”

“Cotton Candy”

“Trollestia!!”

“Cotton Candy!!”

Keep in mind, Celestia has not been in the ring for many years, So, Maxxa is looking for what is called: Ring Rust.

Celestia looks magnificent, but sometime, when you in this atmosphere, on the biggest stage in Equastria, and you are in the main event, you will have to have some butterflies.

Maxxa stood Celestia up and Celestia hit a SolarDriver for another near fall. Maxxa came right back with a side slam for two. Maxxa climbed to the top and waited for Celestia to stand and hit the top rope Axe Kick for two. Maxxa waited for Celestia and lifted for the GTS. Celestia grabbed the rope to escape and then dropped Maxxa and locked on the Sharpshooter.

You can just here Maxxa scream in agony.

Maxxa fought his way to the rope for the break. Celestia hit her in the face about ten times and locked the Sharpshooter back on. Maxxa again made the rope for a break at 19:20.

Maxxa rolled to the apron and Celestia dragged her down to the floor. She whipped Maxxa into the stairs and then slammed Maxxa's face on them. She tried to take Maxxa back in the ring, but Maxxa hit a sunset flip that she rolled through and hooked on the STF. Celestia made the ropes, but Maxxa pulled her back and locked it on again. Celestia passed out and the ref did the arm gimmick, but Celestia woke up on the third one and made the ropes at 24:00

“HOLY SHIT!”

“HOLY SHIT!”

“HOLY SHIT!”

Both mares were exhausted. Maxxa charged at Celestia and Celestia hit a Samoan drop and the ref started the double count. Both mares made their feet at eight. They traded blows in the middle of the ring. Celestia tried for the Solar Flare. Maxxa elbowed out and set up for the MegaKick. Celestia dodged and hit the spinebuster and hit the Solar Elbow for a near fall.

1...2...kick out at 2 and 3/4

Celestia had disbelief and went for Maxxa. Maxxa hooked a small package for two. Maxxa hit a slingshot into the turnbuckle and rolled up for two. Maxxa set Celestia on the top and climbed up. Celestia fought back and shoved Maxxa down in the ring. Celestia jumped off with a cross body. Maxxa rolled through and struggled, but finally powered Celestia up and hit a MegaKick for an unbelievable near fall. Maxxa looked at her hand and then mocked doing the Solar Elbow. When she came off the second rope, Celestia popped up and hit the SolarDriver for the win. Celestia celebrated to close the show...

Celestia defeated Maxxa at 30:33.

This bout was brought to you today by the letters D-A-M and N.

Messing with Celestia

The Crusaders sat in their treehouse. " Damn. What is gonna take for a nigga to get some excitement around this bitch."Said Scootaloo.

Legendary Crusaders: GangBangers?" Said Sweetie Belle. "HELL NAW, WE AIN't DOIN' THAT AGAIN!!"Shouted AppleBloom. Suddenly, Mazu and Monocardust entered in through the window. "So, ya want excitement huh." Said Monocardust. "How about: Legendary Crusaders: Royal Pranksters."Said Mazu.

The Crusaders have once again let their desires cloud out good judgement.

*********THAT NIGHT***********

"Ya'll know the plan. We walked in, put out Luna, and draw on her face." Said AppleBloom. They knew that Celestia was in the royal garage, cleaning one of her 500 motorcycles (Together, she and Celestia owned 1,005 cars and motorcycles...real talk:P). "Wait the hell am i hearing?!! Rick Ross." Said Scootaloo. "Um, Let's just do this. I want to make her look like a pedophile. Scootaloo went in and caught Celestia's attention. "The Fuck???"

Before she can respond, Scootaloo knocked her out with a can of hairspary. AppleBloom and Sweetie Belle came in and proceeded to dye Celestia's hair purple with spray-paint. "And we are done." Said AppleBloom, as they left the castle.

*****THE NEXT DAY*****

"I don't know how the hairspray put out." Whatever Scootaloo

was going to say. it was cut off by Luna's Royal Canterlot shout.

"AppleBloom!

Sweetie Belle!

Scootaloo! **[size=2em]WHERE YOU BITCHES AT**

I swear when i get my hands on you, i will shove a brick up your asses!!!"[/size]

Let's just say that Luna set up a match and the Crusader won't be anywhere close to %100.

New Match at PonyMania: NO HOLDS BARRED ELIMINATION MATCH: The Crusaders vs The Sirens.

Confessionals

Formatting

ConfessionalsChapters Next

"We got the guardian of a the sun and the newest pop culture icon facing off on the biggest night in Equestria...epic!

                                                                                                                                                                                                          -ThunderLane

Maxxa needs to win this match to prove that she is who she says she is. -Derpy

the definition of tyrant, it was a ruler who kept power by use of the military, or paramilitary. - Dinky

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AppleBloom sat in a fetal position for a week. Last Week: "Ya'll know the plan. We walked in, put out Luna, and draw on her face." Said AppleBloom. They knew that Celestia was in the royal garage, cleaning one of her 500 motorcycles (Together, she and Celestia owned 1,005 cars and motorcycles...real talk:P). "Wait the hell am i hearing?!! Rick Ross." Said Scootaloo. "Um, Let's just do this. I want to make her look like a pedophile. Scootaloo went in and caught Celestia's attention. "The Fuck???"

Before she can respond, Scootaloo knocked her out with a can of hairspary. AppleBloom and Sweetie Belle came in and proceeded to dye Celestia's hair purple with spray-paint. "And we are done." Said AppleBloom, as they left the castle.

****Real Time*****

"C'mon, with all that apple bucking, you are more than strong enough to face Dazzle at PonyMania." Said Scootaloo

***AppleBloom's Confessional****

"Man, Ah can't believe ah got a match against Adagio at PonyMania.  Ah feel like a yellow rat thing called a Pakichou. "

Um...it is pronounced Pikichu.

"DOES IT LOOK LIKE AH GIVE A SHIT?!!"

****End Confessional****

"Well, I say Adagio can take her songs,

rolled them into a ball and she

can turn that son of a bitch sideways,

and stick right up her bleach filled

CANDY ASS!!!!" Said Scootaloo.

****SugarCube****

Maxxa and Celestia are still at it all the way to PonyMania

"Alright" Said Maxxa

"I'm willing to do an encore my raps last night

YO

Let me get my chain out For a second…….

Finally Celestia came back

and everyone was getting with it,

Till she said i was talking trash

But she would never be specific .

its Because i wasn’t talking trash

i was Talking Truth

You left us hanging high and dry like

troll fairy with a tooth ?

And

And then you walk into this ring and tell these people that im lame man ?

You touched and Twi like it was your game plan.

This Cotton Candy that you dealing with

im not your average litte pony

im like a blue and pink pinwheel

SO GO AHEAD AND BLOW ME

*blows pin wheel*

And Your Solarfying YES

But hang with me

thats just absurd

see now you got to tell your family

you just got schooled by Cotton Candy Mare's turd

WAIT WAIT WAIT

Thats your material

you can have your joke back

I said it before

dont go racing to witch mountain rock

cos your mountains brokeback

OH NO NO NO

The ponies champ ?

shes never with the ponies

your words are see-through

you imitate me every time

you leave for 1000 years

we couldn’t see you

AND AND AND

And is it Trollestia

or is it Celestia

Pick a side

come on son

I know I have you rattled

I don't need the expandable 6

I can fight my own battles.

And you’ll see me at PonyMania

well then ill make sure not to miss it

because you aint gonna whip my candy ass

dude ill make sure you kiss it (NO HOMO)

you're my PonyMania opponent

thats your role know it

you tell these ponies that you love em

im here every week to show it

Thats called a first round knock out

and now you know that im not playing

run your mouth all you want dude

it doesn’t matter what you saying

(BOWS)

Damn.

Rip over the rip

The Crystal Empire was the spot of PonyMania Axxess. Entertainment matches were the norm of the day. At one booth, was a shrine of Cadence's royal weapon: The Crystal Whip. All the Equiss princesses owned their royal weapons: Twi has her Friendship Staff.

                                                                                                                                                     Cadence has her Domintrix Whip.

                                                                                                                                                       Luna has her Moon Axe.

                                                                                                                   Celestia has her Golden Solar Sledgehammer.

Maxxa , Mazu and Monocardust have Exploding Microphones.

Vinyl Scratch naturally didn't give two shits. The only things she said were: EH YO! and Fuck ya mean. Vinyl was not interested.  Princess Cadence saw this and was about to teach her some respect. "Hey, Vinyl." Vinyl turned her head just in time to see the whip in question wrap around her neck and fling her into a nearby tree.  "Yo, the fuck, Cadence." Yelled Vinyl. "Apologize for insulting my magical whip." Yelled Cadence.

Pretty soon, crazy bullshit would go down.

"Yo, i'll beat yo ass, holmie."

"I'll slap the mane of yo ass at PonyMania."

As fated would have it. These two would meet at PonyMania.

NEW MATCH AT PonyMania" Vinyl Scratch vs. Cadence, Ladder match for the Crystal Empire Championship.

Friendship Federation Championship: Twi vs Trixie

Trixie's Music hit

Then Twi

The title can change hands on a disqualification.

They started with rolling around like an amateur match. Trixe slapped Twi and hid in the ropes. Twi attacked and stopped on a four count. Trixie slapped her again and again hid in the ropes. She asked Twi how her father was and Twi attacked and almost got counted out again.

Twi slammed Twi and went for the top rope elbow. Trixie rolled to the floor and Twi dove off the ring onto the floor. Trixie pissed Twi off and ran in the ring. Twi grabbed a chair and slid in the ring. Trixie put her head out to take the blow, but Twi stopped and kicked Trixie. Trixie rolled to the apron and stood up. She hit a thumb to the eyes and then a sick suplex to the floor.

Trixie rolled Punk in the ring and worked the back with back breakers and slams. Twi had a hope moment where she jumped on the second rope, but Trixie pulled her backwards onto the mat. Trixie went for the bulldog, but Twi shoved her into the corner. Twi hit a running kick and then the high knee in the corner. She tried for the bulldog, but Trixie held on and slammed Twi. She went for the Lionsault. Twi got the legs up, but Trixie grabbed them and tried for Walls of Trixie.

Twi twisted Trixie out of the hold and slammed her again. She went to the top and stalled for a moment before jumping off for the elbow. Trixie got the knees up, and followed with the Code Breaker. Twi rolled to the floor. Trixie rolled her back in, but Twi hit FU. She covered, but Trixie was too close to the ropes.

Twi recovered and went for FU. Trixie popped out and hooked in the old school Liontamer. Twi tried to make the rope but Trixie pulled her back. Twi reversed it into the STF. Trixie kneed out and tried for the Walls again, but Twi hooked the vice again, She moved her head so he couldn't get kneed again. Trixie tapped..

Twi defeated Trixie to retain the FF Championship at 22:21.