The Key

It was dark, so very dark. David woke up to find himself in a small pocket of space.

"Where the hell am I?" He said.

He then looked around and saw a small glow of light. He ran towards it as it got larger and brighter. As soon as he walked through it he began falling a couple hundred feet. Then he landed in a small lake.

"Damn-it!" He yelled. "I hate getting wet."

He swam up to the shore and looked around.

I... How is it that I'm in... I'm in Equestria. This must be my strongest interest, I am a brony after all.

He looked around and saw a small town up ahead.

"Ponyville? I wonder if they would accept a human there, and if so I'd better stay away from Pinkie Pie."

So David walked to Ponyville. It took him about thirty minutes to get there, and when he did he was hungry.

"Who are you?!" Yelled a blue blue pegasus, floating above him.

"Oh, hello. I'm David Coleman., and you are?" He knew who she was, but just letting her know that would arouse more questions... and probably get his ass kicked.

"Don't play nice you monster!"

At that David's head dropped and he turned around and left.

"Yeah, get out of here monster. Nobody needs a crazy two legged beast in out town!"

David began running... and crying. The pegasus heard the crying but just ignored it and flew to Twilight's castle.

•••

Rainbow Dash knocked on the castle's door. Twilight Sparkle answered soon after.

"Oh hi. What do you need?" She asked.

"Can we talk?"

"Sure, come on in."

They trotted to the throne room where they sat down at a small table.

"So what do you want to talk about?"

"Ok, so I was doing my rounds and saw a two legged monster entering Ponyville. It told me its name and asked who I am. So I told it it's not wanted here and it's a monster and to leave."

"And...?"

"It ran off crying."

"What? You just said it's a monster, but monsters don't have feelings."

"I know, but-"

Rainbow Dash was cut off by a scream coming from outside.

"Who was that?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"I don't know, but we're gonna find out."

They left the castle and trotted in the direction of the scream which led them to Fluttershy's cottage. They knocked on the door.

The door slowly opened revealing the yellow pegasus. "Oh, um hi. Can I um, help you with anything?"

"We heard a scream." Twilight answered.

"Oh, yeah. That was me, but I'm better now."

"Can we come in?" Rainbow asked.

"It's better if you don't."

"Ok, have you seen a tall two legged monster walking around anywhere."

"A m-m-m-m-monster! Eeeek."

"I don't think she's seen it." Twilight shrugged.

"No I haven't seen a monster anywhere, but I'm really busy right now."

"What are you doing?"

"I'm taking care of a really kind creature I found crying outside. He's actually helping feed the animals for me."

"Did you say, a creature that was crying?" Rainbow asked.

"Um, yes. Why, what wrong?"

"Does it stand on two legs and wear clothes?"

"Um, yes. How'd you know?"

"That's the monster!"

"But wait. He's not a monster. He's too kind to be one, and if you ask me you should be ashamed of yourself for calling him one, saying he's not wanted. You made him cry, you hurt him very bad."

"May we see this creature?" Twilight asked politely.

"Um, sure. If you really want to."

"Oh I want to." So I can kick his plot into next year. Rainbow dash though.

Twilight gave her a glare.

"David, I want to introduce you to two of my closest friends." Fluttershy said as she trotted into the living room

"Hello, nice to meet-" He stopped as he saw Rainbow Dash as she glared at it him.

She flew up to him and bucked him into the air. He flew out the windows and hit the ground directly on his chest. A *CRACK* sounded.

"Ahhhh! I broke a rib!" Fluttershy flew to him and Twilight Sparkle didn't take much longer to get there.

"Are you ok?" Fluttershy begged.

"No, I broke a rib." David said, blood leaking out of his mouth.

"I know a healing spell." Twilight said.

"Well, please do it." David begged.

"Ok, just remove your clothes and-"

"NO! Hell no! I'll just let it heal at a natural pace."

"But you have blood coming out of your mouth. If I don't heal it, it will only get worse."

"Then so be it. I am not getting naked."

"It's the only way. Do you ant to die?"

"Sounds better than you seeing me naked."

Twilight's horn glowed and David was shoved onto the ground.

"Hey what are you doing?!" David yelled.

"Healing you."

Fluttershy helped Twilight remove David's clothes as he struggled under the spell, trying to break free. He failed, and they successfully removed his boxers.

"What is that thing?" Twilight asked.

David looked down.

•••

Applejack was at her farm bucking apple trees when-"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"What in tarnation was that?"

•••

"Why are you yelling?" Twilight asked.

"Because, you're looking at my privates."

"I told you, I need to heal you." She growled. "Now. Just tell me what that is." She continued, pointing between David's legs.

"I'm not telling you! And stop looking at it!" David yelled again. "Now undo your spell so I can get dressed."

"No. Not until I've healed you and you tell me what that is."

"I know what it is, and I'll tell you later Twilight." Fluttershy answered.

"Ok, I'll undo the spell once I've healed you." Twilight announced.

"Fine! But just stop looking at it." David gave in.

"Alright."

Twilight Sparkle began healing his broken rib, along with some minor cuts and bruises, ignoring David's grunts and groans of being uncomfortable and naked.

•••

Later that day, once David was healed Twilight offered him a place to stay. He turned down the offer but Twilight insisted stating "Nobody here knows you and I doubt they would house you, and I'm not letting you sleep outside." Eventually he gave in.