Author's Note

Warning: The following chapter will be full of chaos, so if you enjoy the story, and/or have a large penis, click the like button above. Enjoy.

One Hell of a Night... (Pt. 1/3)

~~~~~~~~~~~Earth: Maria's POV ~~~~~~~~~~~

"And now, a report on the strange dissapearences around the world from Jennifer," The mean said through the television.

"Thanks John, now, as most of you out there probably know, more and more people have started dissapearing from the face of the planet with no previous notice. Most of the individuals that are reaped from us are usually characters of insanity or that cause havok around them." The woman said as I heard the doorbell rang.

"And here we are, at the home of the Gemstone family, with the parents of Onyx Gemstone, the first victim of these mysterious happenings." The news reporter said as I opened the door and told her to come in. "So tell us Mrs. Gemstone, do you have any idea of where your son is?" She asked as she handed me a microphone.

"I-I don't know... The last time I saw him was when he was expelled from his school... He just went into his room, and when I went to check on him, he was gone! It's been a hard seven months without him. The house is always quiet, the school is very silent... You know what they say, you don't appreciate what you have untill it's gone." I finished as my eyes started to tear up.

"Yes, a very true statement. What about you Mr. Gemstone?" She asked my husband.

"Well, I have to agree... Even though Onyx made me pull out most of my hair, I still miss him very much." He said as he put his arm around my shoulder.

"Yes, I'm sure anyone would feel the same way in this situation... But, what would you say if I told you, that the scientists working for these past months to find the missing people, have found traces of where your son might have gone?" My heart started pounding very rapidly at that moment. T-they found my baby...

"What?! You mean that they managed to find something?!" My husband shouted, his eyes grew wide at the news.

"That's right sir. According to the government, your son, along with the rest of the missing people might have experienced something similar to time travel, something deemed impossible, now proved possible."

"Time travel? How did our boy do that?" I asked as a small smile started to appear on my face.

"Well, I know most of you at home might be thinking aliens did this, but that's not quite right. In fact, there was a note left behind in each of the scenes. We have managed to get a picture of the note, so you can see it first-hand." She pointed at the video camera and then handed me a zip-lock bag with a piece of yellow piece of paper on the inside.

For all of you reading this, it's not too late.

As you can tell, I have removed all of the sources of major chaos in your world.

You may think of this as a great blessing from my part, but it isn't meant to be one.

Soon, you will find that not having these people will affect your world greatly in a negative way, so I recommend that you read my orders carefully:

1. You will accept that harmony and chaos are so very different, but cannot exist without the other.

2. You will learn to value and harvest the distruction that each of you carry deep within.

3. You will follow and respect all of the guidestones that I will plant around this planet.

If you don't start doing what is written above, your world will soon start to fall appart, until the human race is extinct.

Don't think of me as an evil ruler, but instead as a guide to a better tomorrow.

-Best of luck, D!ŠʗɵȐd

"Yes, this appears to be an apocaliptic warning, but don't worry fellow citizens, I personally think that as long as we follow his, confusing, intructions we will all be fine. This is Jennifer, signing out." She finished as I stared at the paper, reading it over and over. I couldn't believe it, that was my son he was talking about... Discord... What did you do to him?

~~~~~~~~~~~Twilight's Castle: Twilight's POV ~~~~~~~~~~~

That Discord! I know for sure he did something to those dolls... I thought as I headed to my bedroom with Astrot on my back. Truth be told, nopony trusted Discord other than Fluttershy and Princess Celestia. After all, he did bring total chaos and destruction to Equestria more than once... "Uh... Twilight?" I wonder if he cursed the dolls with some kind of chaos enhancing spell to spread chaos when he's not around... "Twilight?" Or what if he implanted a doomsday device inside of the dolls that triggers when me and my friends bring the dolls together...

"Twilight!" Spike yelled in my ears, which made me jump into the air and start flying in place.

"Oh, hey Spike, what's the matter? You look really worried." I asked him. I noticed that he was staring at Astrot ever since he started talking to me.

"U-um... I kinda want to tell you something..." He whispered very quietly.

"Okay, what is it?" I started walking towards my room again.

"Can I tell you somewhere else? You know, without that thing?" He pointed at Astrot as he took a few steps back.

"Oh, alright, let me just put him in my room then." I opened the door to my room and slowly placed the doll on the bed and headed back out, locking the door behind me. "Now, what is i- oof!" Spike cut me off as he jumped on my back with enough force to make me hit the floor.

"C'mon Twilight! We have to get far away from here!" He kicked my sides with his little dragon feet. He was talking at a really high pitch by now, so I just started running to the entrance of the castle. By the time I got to our destination, I was so exsausted that I fell on my backside.

"What... Is it... Spike...?" I said in between breaths. This better be very important...

"One more thing, could you cast a bubble around us please?" He asked as he looked around frantically. If he wants me to cast a bubble, then it must be something that's very serious. I closed my eyes and pictured a large, lavender sphere around me, and just as expected, a bubble materialized around the two of us.

"Okay... Now, can you tell me what's going on?" I asked as I stood up.

"Alright, here goes..." he said. "You know when I said that I liked Astrot earlier today?"

"Yeah, what about it? Is there something wrong with him?"

"Oh, there's a lot wrong with him alright. One of the worst things about him is that he's alive..." His voice cracked very badly at the end.

"What was that? I couldn't hear you very well..." I said with a small frown.

"H-he, Astrot's... Alive..." He said as firmly as he could. What?!

"Alive? Oh Spike, you know that isn't possible! The only pony capable of giving life to inanimate objects is Disco- Oh my..." My eyes widened in realization. "Wait, so you mean you saw Astrot move on his own?"

"Not only that, he was talking! And it wasn't Discord's voice that came out of him!" His eyes started watering. "And he said that he was going to do something bad to me if I told anyone, and now I'm really scared." He cried.

"Not on my watch Spike. I think it's time we go ask that doll a few questions..." I said as I lifted Spike on my back and started casting as many protection spells as I could remember.

~~~~~~~~~~~ Twilight's Chamber: Astrot's POV ~~~~~~~~~~~

"I think it's time we go ask that doll a few questions..." My owner said through the crystal ball I summoned. "Indeed... Discord was very right, things are just bound to get really interesting..." I got up and started summoning a large amount of weaponds around me. And there it was, a beautiful wall of destruction, set up around me, meant to completely desintegrate anything that dared to approach it. From rocket launchers, to sniper rifles, to swords, to javelins, the wall was byfar the deadliest things I have ever created, and I have made really deadly things, such as an AK-47 that shoots magma bullets that are meant to pierce trough titanium walls. I made sure to include it in the wall as well, just for some lovely over-kill.

And just to go even further, I added floor spikes imbued with black widow poison, as well as some lazer traps all pointed at the door. Now, if you think that was it, then you're very very wrong. I summoned a few black magic casters to summon demons weilding fiery scythes at my commands, and just for Spike, I scattered some landmines around the floor that only activate when exposed to dragon scales. PURPLE, dragon scales. As a finishing touch, I made myself a throne of skulls, with spikes around the armrests, and added a pop dispencer on the right side. Here it is in it's full glory, ladies and gentlemen, "The Get-rekt-bro 5000!" Loaded up with the necessary equipment to wipe out half of the galaxy, and it can be yours today, for a low-low price of thirteen, quadrillion dollars!!!

"On the count of three Spike, I'm going to run in there and take down that doll with my magic releasing spell, alright?" Twilight said on the other side of the door. I quickly changed into human form and sat on my throne.

"You know, when you plan to ambush an enemy, saying your battle plan in front of him might be a bad idea..." I shouted across the room.

"A-astrot? Is that you?" She asked with a tone of nervousness in her voice.

"Guilty as charged dear," I said as I snapped my fingers, summoning an icy reaper scythe, leaning against my throne. "Please, do come in."

"Don't worry Spike, with this bubble around us, he won't be able to lay a hoof on u- Oh buck..." She said as they stepped into my chamber of death. A bubble? Is that seriously all you have? She started frantically looking around the room.

"Hello there princess... like my true form? I have to say, I'm quite handsome, don't you agree?"

"You're actually a human... How did you manage to go across the mirror without turning into a pony?" Mirror? What mirror?

"Please excuse me, but what ever are you talking about?" I seriously didn't know what a mirror had to do with anything.

"What do you mean what am I talking about?! You know exactly what I mean!" No, I really don't

"Please lower your voice, I'm sure you wouldn't want me to hurt your little baby dragon there now would you?" I know I would

"Gah!!! I told you Twilight!" Spike shrieaked as he jumped behind the purple pony. "We have to get out of here! Now!"

"Don't worry Spike, like I said, this bubble will protect us from anything, even him." I grabbed a dagger from the wall behind me and threw it directly in front of Twilight's hooves, piercing trough the bubble entirely and slightly emitting a red aura around it. I just smiled as the two creatures started to get scared.

"Trust me Twilight, there's nothing in the world that can stop us..." Other than Onyx... Ugh...

"S-spike, run." Twilight whispered over her shoulder to her assistant.

"Ah, ah, ah! Not so fast..." I jumped up from my throne and landed in front of the door, blocking it with my magic. Then, I trapped poor little Spike in a red bubble made of my magic, making him fall asleep instantly. "There there, isn't that much better?"

"Astrot! Let him go now!" Wow, she really doesn't give up does she? "If you don't, I swear to Celestia I'll-"

"You'll what? I can overpower both princesses without breaking a sweat, so what makes you think that you can do anything to me?"

"I... I don't know..." Yes! Almost there! "But I do know my friends and I will stop you!" ...

"Your 'Friends' aren't here right now, you're completely alone. It's just you and me, so how do you want to settle this?" I don't think she fully comprehends my power yet...

"Like this!" She yelled as she shot a bolt of magic racing at my face. Is that the magic releasing spell? Hah! I just absorbed the bolt, making Twilight grin, thinking she won, but we all know that Astrot is too strong for something like that to happen. I saw a purple aura start to engulf me, trying to get the magic out of me.

"Nice try," I said as I moved all of the aura to the palm of my hand, slowly turning it red. "Although I think it's time you get a taste of your own medicine." The aura went from red to pitch black in an instant, causing it to become corrupt with the magic of the element of torture. "Asta la vista, baby." I finished as I sent a sharp bolt of magic at light-speed towards her. The pony was slowly lifted into the air, shaking as chaos started filling her heart.

She screamed at the pain of my magic, making me enjoy the sight even more. Twilight's mane started to lose it's color, along with the rest of her. Beams of light started to shoot out of hear, making me summon some cool shades. At the end of the transformation, the entire room turned back into it's normal state by force, giving me an insane headache. Oww... Maybe I should've thought this trough a little more... She floated back down onto the crystal ground, and landed with a small 'thump'.

"What have you done to me..." She asked as she looked herself over a bit.

"Welcome to the darkside my dear, here, have some cake like we promised." I summoned a slice of chocolate cake on top of a paper plate as well as a glass of milk. "I must say, you look quite beautiful with that gray coating..."

"What did you do to me Astrot?" Very presistant...

"Nothing much dear, I just let some chaos run trough your veins, making you a lot more powerful than before."

"You gave me chaos magic!? That's impossible!"

"Oh but it's very possible, anything is possible with chaos magic, even duplicating it! You should be thanking me right now, since I literaly just gave you more power than Discord has." She just stared at me after I said that.

"You mean that... I have more power than Discord...?" I just nodded, making her look cross-eyed at her horn. "Well... What exactly can I do with this magic?"

"Anything you want, really. Just think of something and then 'Poof!' it just happens." I answered as I summoned myself a glass of ice tea. "You want to know what you can do with your power? Fine, try to protect yourself from me." I finished up the tea and threw the glass at her. She tried to stop it with her old unicorn magic, but failed, causing the glass to shatter at her side, leaving her bleeding slightly.

"Ah!!!" She screamed at the pain of the glass shards in her skin.

"Nice try, but unicorn magic can't stop chaos magic attacks. Now get ready, 'cuz here I come bitch!" I quickly healed her wounds and proceeded to run towards her, wielding the reaper scythe from earlier.

"No! Stop!" She yelled, causing me to stop in mid-air. Fast learner, eh?

"Very good, you managed to use chaotic levitation, but that's not the end of it." I swung my scythe, causing the spell to dissipate, and started running towards her again. Suddenly, an idea came to my head. "Think fast!" I threw my weapond in a circular motion, causing it to soar through the air like a boomerang. Next, I teleported a few feet behind Twilight and let the scythe come to me.

"Huh, What?!" Clearly confused, she got a direct hit from the scythe. Luckily, it was only the bar that hit her. "Gah!!! That's it!" She closed her eyes and cast an interesting spell, consisting of chaotic bursts. Every few seconds, crystal spikes shot out of the floor directly at me. I dodged every single one of them with ease, with the exception of the last one. I used it as a projectile to avoid wasting my own powers. The spike was stopped by a black bubble shield cast by the unicorn herself. I noticed something was different about her though, her eyes had streaks of black flames at the edges, as well as her 'cutie mark' was now a red battleaxe.

When the spike hit her bubble, she surronded herself with daggers pointed at all directions. Oh fuck... "Die Astrot!!!" She said as she shot out her defense bubble, prepelling the daggers. I ran in all directions, avoiding a total of forty-ish daggers, being cut by 3, and stabbed in the heart with a total of five. Fuck you aimbot...! Well, I guess it ends here... I just smiled at Twilight. There wasn't any tears, there wasn't any pain.

"You passed the test..." I said with my final breath. I then fell back on the cold floor, contemplating how a talking purple pony just killed me. Ah, sweet sweet eternal rest, how I longed for you...

"A-astrot? Oh Celestia, what have I done?!" I heard my owner say. I felt all of the chaos energy I gave her leave mind, but it was still there, waiting to take over again. Heh, well atleast I wasn't killed by Spike... With that final thought, I saw my vision start to darken, and I felt my body start to shrink...

~~~~~~~~~~~ Fluttershy's Cottage: Onyx's POV ~~~~~~~~~~~

After leaving the purple bitch's crystal fortress, Fluttershy and I headed straight to the cottage and into Flutter's bedroom. Anyone in her position would be pretty shocked anyways, being asked to go on a date with the old lord of chaos. I saw her pace back and forth in front of her bed, asking herself questions.

"Oh no... Why did I agree to his invitation? What if my nightmares actually come true?" Nightmares? Hold up, (eyy.) She had nightmares about being together with Discord? I can't picture anything scary about that... Well, other than the fact that he could summon himself a massive, pulsating peni- Oh shit, never mind... Just thinking about that is giving me the chills...

Time passed as she kept pacing, seconds turning into minutes, minutes turning into hours. Of course, I wasn't just going sit and watch Fluttershy talk to herself all day, so I just summoned some invisible earphones and put on some jams. Oh sweet baby Jesus... I missed this so much... Let's start with som- ooh! Monstercat just released a video! And it has my bae's name! What a coincidence... I then started to play the song through the earphones with some of my magic, resulting in a beautiful, crystal-clear wave of sound. Might as well leave a link for the people reading... Wait, I mean, no... Nobody is reading this because it's not a story... Right...? Oh Chrysalis...

I kept looking through my old songs until my Onyx sense told me something very, very bad was about to happen. I immidiately banished the earphones and started to focus on whatever the world was about to throw at me.

Shortly after, there was a knock at the front door, as well as a call following it: : "Hey Fluttershy, you in there?" Said the light-blue pegasus awating a response.

"What if h- Huh? Oh, yes! I'll be right there Rainbow!" Fluttershy answered as she snapped out of her trance and headed out of the room. Well shit... I followed quietly after her, making sure she didn't notice me. I stayed on the floor's balcony as Fluttershy went down a set of stairs and opened the door, revealing a friendly Rainbow Dash, carrying something- Or someone, I didn't think or want to ever see again. No, you have to be fucking with me right?

"Well heya there Flutters! Check it out! I got myself one of those weird doll things Discord's giving out!" Rainbow said as she revealed the god-forsaken doll on her back. You're not are you?

"Wow! It's actually really cute compared to Onyx! What's it's name?" Fluttershy asked as she observed the doll while wearing a smile. Please, please, please, don't let it be her! Please! The moment of truth was finally there, the fate of this universe layed upon the answer Rainbow Dash gave out.

"Her name is Victory! Isn't she just so adorable?" Discord, you shit... Rainbow used her wings to bursh Victory's hair. Alright, this ends here..

"Victory? I didn't know that the do-" I cut off Fluttershy by freezing time in place. I knew what had to be done, and I knew that I had to be very strong in order to face this challenge. I jumped over the railing of the balcony and changed into my human form as I landed. I headed over to Rainbow, grabbed the doll from her back and threw it behind me.

"What are you doing here Victory..." I asked as I faced away from the very irresistable girl behind me. As soon as the doll hit the ground, it changed back into it's human form.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't Onyx Gemstone, the lost boy of Tront High School." Victory said as she slowly made herself a way over to me. "What are YOU, doing here?" I turned around to see her once more, standing tall, looking at me straight in the eye.

"That's none of your buissness. You know, after all of this time, I thought you had changed, but I see you're still the same whore as before." I answered coldly as I tried to hold back my rage. I knew that I couldn't let myself fall back in the arms of that succubus.

"Aww, that's no way to treat your girlfriend, now is it my little Oni? She was now litteraly centimeters away from my face, her bust pushing at my chest softly.

"I'm not your boyfriend, Victory. You pointed that out yourself quite clearly." Memories started rushing back into my head.

Flashback

~~~~~~~~~~~ Behind Tront High School: Onyx's POV~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh fuck... I thought to myself as I walked down an empty hallway of my high school. Victory is out there right now... Waiting for me to take her out to dinner... What do I do?! Victory and I had been dating for a few weeks, and so far, things were great! She loved me, and I loved her. Everything was going smoothly, and today, she told me that she wanted to step things up, if you know what I mean. Of course, I, a human male, instantly knew what that ment and promised to take my lovely bae to a fancy dinner at an expensive place where I needed to make a reservation and stuff to get in. All of that cost me around five hundred whole dollars, but hey, she needed to know how special she was to me, and I couldn't let her down.

Okay, deep breaths... You've done this before, so no need to panic. I thought as I appoached the back doors of the school, each step making me more and more nervous, until finally, I got my shit together and opened the door. An icy breeze of wind greeted my warm face, causing me to shiver slightly. I proceeded to step out of the building and looked around for my date in the snow, only to find her pinned against the wall, kissing another guy passionately. The rage inside of me built up tremendously, and I tried to bottle it up, but the deep laughter that resided inside of my head came back and made me to loose all sense of tranquility I had before.

"Victory." I said firmly into the cold. The couple looked back my way in shock, their faces becoming red in shame.

"O-onyx, I-" She tried to say something, but I interrupted her.

"No, I don't care what you have to say." I stared at her with emotionless eyes. Honestly, I'm surprised I didn't insult her on the spot, but I know she deserved it.

"Onyx... I'm really sorry, but it's over." She broke up with me on the spot. "You're not my boyfriend anymore. You see, Tod here took you place." I swear, I almost killed that man, but small amount of good that remained in my heart told me to let it go. From that moment on, I never forgave Victory, and just like I predicted, she's back, trying to get my love once again. This time, I'll make sure to break her heart to pieces, just like she did with mine.

~~~~~~~~~~~END OF PART ONE~~~~~~~~~~~