The First Muffin Of Derpy Hooves

by Ashes55

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life
Length: 268

Years ago, Derpy discovered how delightful and sweet tasted a muffin. Discover the story of this mare and her favorite bakery!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-09 09:19:45 UTC

The First Muffin of Derpy Hooves

Muffins, muffins... What a wonderful delight. Crispy, tasty, without forgetting multiple varieties of flavors. These delicious mushrooms-shaped desserts are my secret ingredient for a well done day filled with happiness.

Hehe, I'm speaking like a smart pony!

My name is Ditzy Doo, a.k.a Derpy (Hooves), and I loooooooooove muffins. Especially blubbery ones, but I likes chocolate chips and banana muffins, too! These are my favorite bakeries since my childhood. I can tell you my story, if you want. Yeah? Cool!

Now, take a seat, mares, stallions, fillies and colts, here comes the story of Derpy Hooves and the first muffin she ever tasted! hihi!

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I wasn't really older than Dinky, my little sister. Mommy was pregnant of her, back then: her tummy was really round. It was funny.

It was a sunny day of summer, and school was finished since a month, I think. Mommy, daddy and me were walking in the cheerfull street of Ponyville, my home town. I always loved the little town. These ponies are generous, kind, lovable and much more cooler than Cloudsdale pegasi. I remember some colts and fillies that were always making fun of my eyes at school... They made me feel so sad and inferior!

That's why I am still living here, with Dinky, since mom and dad moved to Cloudsdale. Dinky couldn't follow them since she's a unicorn. She was too young to live on her own (normal, she was only five!) , so our parents asked me to take care of her.

Where was I? I'm lost... Oh, I remember!

So,