So far i have found ponies to be over protective, annoying, pushy, and all around creepy things to be around. There are two ponies in charge, Celestia, a tall white pony with a fondness for the sun, and a Luna, a shorter, yet still tall blue pony with a fondness for controlling my life. Obviously pony mating rituals are much different than humans because her way of coming on to me seems to involve mothering me down to the last detail.

That's not weird, right?