melancholy off haruhi suzumiya: sos in equestria

by JacqulineMcBree

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Crossover, Romance
Length: 946

haruhi accidently creates a worm hole to ponyvile and ryoko asakura goes in and tries to murder twlight sparkle. haruhi goes of and cause havok.

haruhi suzumiya accidental creates a worm hole to ponyvile and ryoko asakura goes in and tries to murder twlight sparkle. haruhi goes of and cause havok.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-02-18 18:13:32 UTC

Chapter 1

my life has changed since i met haruhi suzumiya. i met her in class and she said wanted to have fun with aliens, time travellers and espers. since then we met mikuru, itsuki and nagato.

one day, i was walking to the clubroom and when i walked in i seen itsuki and yuki having furious cyber dragon sex. the very moment i seen them and magically stopped and it was like it never happened.

"good morning!" i nodded, not feeling suprised

"WE DIDNT DO ANYTHING AHHHHHHHHH!!" itsuki screamed

"what he said" yuki said

i sat down and placed my yugioh cards so me and itsuki can fuel. he managed pulled out blue eyes white dragon straight away. i got mad and threw my deck out the window.

"game sucks, prefer magic" i stated, knowing they don't care

itsuki smiled and said "haruhi is creating a portal to ponyvile" implying something serious. "and ryoko is going to kill twilight sparkle and rule all worlds" he added giggling to a joke he thought whilst saying that.

i sighed, i was planning to watch the new avengers film with adult mikuru later on but i'm clock blocked by retarded horses.

"yes, it's very serious indeed" nagato shouted in a serious and concerned voice. "we have to stop this now" she added

as seen as she said, haruhi came barging in with young mikuru, sqeazing her boobies as usual

"ahhhhhhhhhh" mikuru moaned in agony and pain

"hey gang, were going to ponyvile!" haruhi screamed loudly with exciting, making 9 closed spaces in the process

"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" itsuki shouted

"yay!" mikuru yayed

"sigh" i sighed

"okayyy" yuki said without caring

haruhi created a portal to ponyvile but when she did it, ryoko appeared evily. "haha, im gonna twilight and rule the world, haha" she said in a very evil voice.

"she came back from the dead" yuki added

"why are you doing this?" mikuru crying her eyes out

"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS" kunikida screamed his lungs out in anger, kyon and tunichuci trying hold him back

ryoko disapeared in the portal, off to ponyvile.

"lets go and save the world!" haruhi said in a very posh and mature voice

we all went into the portal to save the world

meanwhile, pinkie pie was making cupcakes with fluttershy

"theres strawberry, rasberry and cherry cupcakes. they are all sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tasty and yummy. you can have them for $400 each"

fluttershy was annoyed "cmon dude thats no-" she forgot that she was having a sex change so she had to quit with the 35 year old male accent. "i mean, yeah i will buy them haha" she said very cutley.

rainbow dash and apple jack came running to the to as fast as they could

"HELP TWILIGHT IS GONNA GET KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLED!!!!!!!!!!!" rainbow dash said

"It be true me jolly buckos, th' scallywag be tryin' to murder twilight, yarr" applejack added

"oh no" fluttershy said, crying

"what are we going to do" rainbow dash asked

"wheres rarity" pinke asked

they saw her and spike (not spiegel XD) walking towards them, a load of sex sauce was tripping from rarity's privates.

"we just had sex" spike admitted

they all looked surprised

"How fascinatin' it be, me young purple jim laddie" apple jack said

"we have to meet up with haruhi and the sos brigade" fluttershy said

"yeah" they all cheared

haruhi and the others walked up to them

"heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" they were all shocked to see who it was

"were looking for aliens, time travelers and espers! call us if you're interested" haruhi shouted

A bald man with a a fedora, sun glasses and a goatie when up the pile of ponies and school students

"say my name" he asked

haruhi kicked him straight in the balls so hard he launched him into space back to their world.

"you're goddamn right...bitch" he said before he died, revealing he was jesse along.

they seen ryoko putting a knife up twilights throat with an nazi flag

"ryoko" they all shouted!

"hahahahahahah, i never wanted to rule the universe, i wanna be hitlers maid! HAHAHHAHAHAHAH" she said

she slit twilights throat and blood was flowing out more than water flow in to haricane catrina

Kyon was very shocked and all the overs were crying

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, the world is mine!" she said

just before they gave up, future mikuru and twilight came from a time machine and killed ryoko, saving the worlds once again.

"MIKURU FUTURE!" i shouted

"kyon" she said

we both snoged and made love.

"we saved the world once again!"  twilight said

the sos brigade said good bye to the ponies and went back to the clubroom

"man that was really fun" yuki said, even though she doesn't any emotion at all

"how was that movie anyway!" i asked needing to know

"omg like epic yeah" she said giggling

the ponies and sos brigade lived life happily after that.....

... or did they?.....

in his evil layer of evil, discord was having thoughts about turning ryoko back to life and ruling the world for him self. besides him, adolf hitler and red skull were giving him advice about how to defeat the allies.

"we must take mjognir from asgard to rule the world" red skull

"and destroy the juice!!!!!!!!!!" adolf hiter sighed

"how about we destroy the sos brigade, the mane six and.... the avengers" a mysterious voice said.

"whoose there" discord looked concerned

a man called loki walked up to them with thors head

"1 down, 6 to go" he implied, laughing like a maniac

the 3 other bad guys laughed as well, knowing they can finally win the second world war