Anon's got brand new bags.

"Look at mine! They look great too, no? They definetely aren't as massive as yours, but hey! At least I won't have to worry about back pains" Said the woman who called herself Eris.

"Hmmm, actually I don't think you will have that problem either since you became one of the earth caste. They can handle physical strain really well" she continued.

You didn't understand all of what she was saying, but it was obvious she could tell you what the dickens was going on. You drew in breath and opened your mouth and was about to start demanding answers, but she started her speech first.

"Yes, yes I guess you want to know all about where you are and what has happened to you so here goes..." She sucked her lungs full of air and went "TheeggheadprincessaroundhereopenedapeepholelikeportalintoaparalleluniversenamelyyoursIwithmypowersslippedinandaftersheforciblypulledmeoutIsomehowaccidentallytookyoualongwithmeandnowwebotharefemale. Got all that?"  After she finished you became deep in thought.

You thought that this definetely felt different even from those dreams where you could tell it was not actually happening. What was that something she said about parallel universes? You remember Stephen Hawking theorized that beyond dark matter... "We can talk more on the way to the hotel. C'mon we are being expected" Said Eris as she grabbed you by your hand and tugged you out of the bathroom.

Eris eventually broke the silence after she had lead you outside "Before you awakened auntie Eris here had a grand idea made some arrangements so that you can enjoy a fabulous existence in our world" she said as you two walked to a what seemed a car parking lot. "There's our ride" she said and pointed a vehicle definetely similiar to limousines of your world.

The driver's door opened and outside stepped a HUGE man with a blonde crew cut and golden hoop earring on his left lobe.  On his back were white wings that seemed comically small in proportion.

As he walked around the car and opened the rear door you thought about the mighty muscles that would probably be found under that expensive suit he was wearing and how you would want to... WAIT WHAT?

The car door was closed after you and Eris had seated and after a moment  of silence you could see that the car had begun moving. It's machinery made no sound and there was no g-forces to be felt from the initial acceleration. It was like magic.

You looked out of the window at the city scenery. It was a generic metropolis, but the whole architechture had a medieval touch to it.

You decided living in denial would do nothing  good and it was best to inquire more about this world. You started with asking about what was with those pointy eared and winged people.

"What? The people of your world don't have such variety?" Eris almost shouted in surprise. "Hmmm. That would explain a few things. You see after I emerged in your world I felt completely disconnected from my magic. Luckily Twilight was such a dearie and pulled me out. I think I might not have been able to come back easily, if at all" Continued Eris and then there was a brief moment of silence between you two  "Please  tell me you are not completely oblivious to what is this magic stuff I am talking about" Said Eris preparing to faceplam herself.

You told that magic in your world was something buried in myth and something which most people had lost faith in during modern times.

"Oh so you do know at least something. If you see one of those pointy eared types glowing and doing some strange stuff just consider it normal and don't freak out. They are called Mer by the way. The other two castes cannot use magic they way Mer do. They use it passively allowing the winged Seraphs to soar through the friendly skies and walk on clouds and stuff. The Ogres, which I'm sure you have noticed that you are one yourself are simply put physically very resilient" Explained Eris.

So that's how it was. You hoped this place would not turn out as grimdark as the world of Warhammer. There were things puzzling you. One was what exactly Eris herself was and why the hell had you turned in to girl? You pressed Eris for answers.

"Little ol' me? I am...complicated. But you can consider me your friend here. I could have left you lying around completely clueless, but I am such a good guy...I mean girl nowadays, that I took it upon myself to arrange you into a position that would leave the women around here green with envy" Answered Eris. She was about to continue.

"As why you and me are both like this maybe you could tell me" Said Eris with a chuckle.  "As we traveled through dimensions I was temporarily engulfed by your anima and that was when I could hear you subconsciously pouring out your heart to me. You cried how you were bored with your little life and dreamed of being alpha male who would get the finest women available and be showered with praise and adoration by the rest of the population" Said Eris and then continued "Anyway as we materialized back here both our forms were as you now see them. We should both be happy. I can now attend to my BFFs slumber parties and you now have the means achieve  a lifestyle you previously could only dream about...kind of" claimed Eris.

Had she also been male in the past? Deep inside you felt that there was possibly truth in those words you supposedly had told her

during whatever you two had passed through to get here, but how could your new form get you any closer to your fantasies? It's not like you woke up as a super handsome prince who only has to  snap his fingers for a harem of hot chicks to gather and have a blowjob contest with your dick.

Your pondering were cut short when Eris shouted "Oh! I almost forgot" and started digging her purse. You had not previously paid attention that she had changed from the conductor uniform to a wardrobe consisting of a grey sleeveless pinstripe suit with with a red tie and a reddish brown dress shirt underneath.

"Ah! Here it is!" Exclaimed Eris. She then pulled out a card of sorts with a quick motion and accidentally dropped a small bottle on the floor  and it conveniently rolled between your little feet. It sounded like there were pills ratling inside it. You proceeded to pick it up...which proved a little difficult as your breasts pressed against your legs, limiting your reach. Eventually you managed to pick up the bottle and looked at the label.

It read "Zecora's love aid" scribbled across on the duct tape label. You raised an eyebrow and gave a look at Eris. "Oh that's...something to take the edge off. You know so that the first time won't feel too awkward" Said Eris with slight uneasyness.

"Anyway take this" Said Eris in a more cheerful tone and handed over the card to you.

You replicated natural human behavior and  proceeded to examine the mysterious card. It seemed like a typical ID card. It had a picture of the "new you" on it and according to the data written on the card your name was Milky Way. Was this a joke?

"I inserted you into the population register of Equestria. You are now 100% certified citizen of this fine nation" Said Eris.

That was a good thing seeing you might be staying here a while.  You still felt you needed to ask Eris about your new name.

"A fitting name, don't you think? Go ahead take a look at your cutie mark" Said Eris with excitement.

You asked in confusion whatever was a cutie mark in which she replied "That's hardly surprising. You see a cutie mark is colorful symbol, which magically manifests on a person's upper thigh after they discover their special talent in life. Exciting isn't it?"

You then peeked under your leggins with curiosity and noticed there was indeed a mark on your bare skin.  It didn't seem like any normal tattoo. It felt as if it was a natural part of you and not just some ink under your skin. The symbol itself resembled a milk bottle with a pair of wings behind it. What kind of a special talent was that? Being a milkman or a dairy worker? Also do the people around here gain a

name after they get their mark or can  they rename themselves when they get one and was it just you or was it's placement kind of kinky?

It was then the car slowed down and the driver neatly positioned it on a parking space. You looked outside the window and saw a view of a glamorous building  with walls of dark shining marble and it's vicinity was decorated with beautiful fountain sculpture.

The hulking driver came to open the passenger door for Eris and you. Before you exited the car Eris gave you a naughty look and said "Wanna go have some fun, girlfriend? I'm sure you do"