"Holy shit." I muttered.

In front of me was their lunch menu, just as orgasmic as their breakfast. Sandwiches of different types and bread, chips, pasta, some leftover breakfast, an enormous selection of soups and salads, toasted sub sandwiches, and pizza. To drink was sodas, waters, teas, and a random assortment of all-natural juices.

Thank you Dad, this wasn't so bad after all.

As like my first breakfast with them, I piled my plate with whatever I could get my hands on. A few sandwiches, clam chowder with some sourdough bread, and a large cup of soda.

"This is amusing to see you like this," Bubbly Rhyme said. Her choice of lunch that day was cheddar and broccoli soup with a salad. Crimson Luck had his 'usual': a toasted sub sandwich with every possible topping shoved in between the two slices of toasted white bread, cheese and black forest ham.

"Everyone is like this. It will be ho-hum for you in a few days," Crimson Luck said before taking a bite into his lunch.

"So, what is the lesson plan after lunch?" I asked. We were given a schedule. I didn't read it and figured that I would just do what it took to excel. Crimson and Bubbly looked at me and raised an eyebrow simultaneously.

"Dude, we are done." Bubbly said.

"What?"

"We only have two classes and we are done, dude" Crimson replied.

"Oh, that changes everything," I said.

Shit. What am I going to do for the rest of the day?

"Well, that gives me time to find Slate and take my clothes off in front of him. Maybe he will finally fuck me." Bubbly replied with hope.

Geez, Bub. Your thirst is showing.

Our conversation was mercifully interrupted by a taller member of our class. He slammed his orange hand on the table to get our attention.

"Getting a soccer game going in thirty minutes at the beach. You three are welcome to come, just bring some beach chairs and umbrellas."

He walked from table to table but intentionally skipped Twilight's little table she kept to herself; her fortress of solitude.

"Sounds like fun. I'm in," Bubbly finally spoke up.

"Same," Crimson replied.

"Yeah, I might as well teach you nerds how we do soccer in Applewood."

"You mean shittily?" Crimson answered with a smug grin.

"S-shut up," I mumbled as I took the last bite of my sandwich.

* * *

We finished out lunch and prepared to head out to the beach. Next to the mess hall was the large rental shack. Surfboards, boogie boards, balls, and fishing equipment were amongst a vast array of things you needed to pass the time. A simple sign in/out sheet was the only way to keep track of the rentals. The three of us checked out three lawn chairs and an umbrella. As we were about to head to the beach, the feeling to take a piss reached me. I had to bail.

"I'll take your stuff, man. Go piss." Crimson said.

"Thanks!" I said as I went the other way and straight to the bathroom. I took my piss in the clean bathroom, washed my hands, and walked out with my mind on playing some soccer. As I walked past an abandoned school hall, I felt a bit of a creeper vibe to the area. I was semi-not surprised when a hand popped out of one of the wooden doors, dragging me into a room. The inside was abandoned, but other than the cobwebs, it was in pretty good condition. The desks and chairs were stacked against the wall, as well as the chalkboard and an Equestrian banner. Even the hardwood floors looked dusty and needed some spitshine.

What also need a thick wad of spit was Twilight Sparkle’s face. I knew this was coming, and as far as I was concerned, I was not going to let her have the first word.

I knew what she dragged me here for, and it wasn't to ride my dick until sundown. "Look, I don't need your-"

"Shut it!" She interrupted. "I don't know who you think you are but how., but how dare you! I did not go here and work to become beloved by my peers-"

"You are? Well so far so bad." I said with a smug grin.

"I don't want to be here, but Princess Celestia wants me to make friends. I would rather be at home and be studying, not being one-lined by some lazy -"

"Lazy? You think I'm lazy?"

"Quit interrupting me!" Twilight barked. "I heard what you said during lunch with Rhythm Bubble and Lucky Custard!"

"You mean Bubbly Rhyme and Crimson Luck?"

"Yeah, whatever. This camp is for the best and brightest of Equestria, the future leaders of our lands. All you are here for is to eat uncelestial amounts of food and stare at all the girl's plush parts. I see where your eyes are at!"

"Can’t I be a future leader in that?" I said with a smirk. Well, I thought it was funny. As for Twilight? Not so much.

" I hope you are joking, Comet Trail." she said with annoyance.

"Blue Comet, Comet Trail is that kid in the first year that eats paste."

"Close enough. Look, if you don't want to be kicked out by me, I suggest you knock it off."

"Who says?" I asked defensively.

Kicked out of a summer camp because I want to enjoy it? What is this shit?

"Me."

"Who died and made you Princess?"

I guess she assumed I was talking about her perfect Princess. Which was why she had the death stare. It looked like she wanted to rip my head off and use my body as a scarecrow.

"Okay, I'm going to ignore that, for your sake. Look, from now on, do not get in my way, do not question me, do not even try to offend me, and I will make sure that our peers won't make your life a living hell. Got it?" She commanded.

"No." I said defiantly.

They don't even respect her, how the hell will they listen to her?

Her purple complexion became redder. I was getting under her skin, and I was enjoying it.

"Okay, how about this. We will walk out of here and you at least consider to what I had to say, if you want to continue eating all the food and staring at our butts."

"Sure, but that won't stop me from staring at yours," I said smugly

"You're disgusting," she said as she stormed out.

I became even more smug as she left because even with the red in her face, I saw a flash of pink as well.

Probably was the first time someone complimented her ass. Although her’s wasn’t bad, actually.

Author's Note

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