Spider-man: The ultimate battle

“We were needy and he was the only guy around, what the hell were we supposed to do?!”  at this point it was basically a free for all.

“Girls…” they didn’t listen.

“Ladies.” They still argued.

“STOP!!!!!!!” they all looked at him

“You’re all fighting over something that’s so FUCKING stupid! Sweet CELESTIA! Are we going to fight over who gets the first bath between luna and celestia Now?!” they all shook their head.

“But spot! They bucked you against your will, how are you not mad?!” he put a hoof up telling her to let him finish.

“Oh believe me, I am. Very much so. But I’m not going to argue over it. What happened was in the past, I’d like to leave it in the past.” They all stared wide eyed, Including Celestia luna and cadence.

“Who are you and what have you done with peter parker?!” he laughed.

“I told you, I’m a brand new me. Now I’d like to go back to the other side before anyone gets suspicious. And by the way, You have to explain to pinkies parents why you dragged me to her house unconscious and brought me to your room.” They hadn’t thought about that. After they went through the mirror and walked to pinkies house, her dad was ready to kill peter.

“How DARE you violate those girls in such a horrendous manner?! I should have you arrested for that!”

“Dad….”

“Not now sweetie. You’re lucky I’m not calling the police.”

“Dad!”

“What?!”

“We weren’t the victim here dad…. He was! After school we knocked him out, drug him here and we all did it to him! You shouldn’t be taking it out on him, It wasn’t his fault!” he shakily put a hand to his head.

“I was not aware you were capable of being so barbaric… I thought we raised you better than that. You are not allowed to host any more sleepovers for a week. And Spot, Sorry. That’s the second time I’ve wrongly accused you.”

“Ah, Don’t worry ‘bout it. You were worried for your daughters safety, I understand. But ah, Word of advice. Don’t let her buy chloroform again.” He immediately went to do his now daily routine of watching the school at night. He wanted to fall asleep, by god he wanted to. But he had a school to watch over so he fought the urge and continued watching until luna and celestia arrived, with another lady!?

“Ah spot, We cant thank you enough for watching over the school! We brought our neice who’s a big fan of yours. Cadence it’s okay, he’s not going to hurt you. Cadence was about his height give or take a inch or 2 taller, had long flowing hair similar to celestia and luna and a suit similar to the ones the principles wear albeit pink. She hugged him for a minute before letting go.

“Can you do everything spider-man does?” he nodded before shooting webs and climbing the wall before dropping down. He started feeling lightheaded.

“Listen… I’m not… feeling too good…” He started vomiting all over the sidewalk, once he stopped he groaned.

“I am So sorry! I- I don’t usually vomit at all…. I.. I need to go…” he swung to pinkies house before knocking lightly. Once she answered he passed out.

*HOURS LATER*

“He’s coming to girls!” He groaned lightly before slowly opening his eyes. He felt the urge to vomit again and quickly asked for a trash can.

They were shocked at the color of the vomit, A very muddy green.

“Peter you should have that checked…”

“I’m Fine-“

“NO YOU’RE NOT! You’re puking your guts out!” he pointed in the can and they all saw a rather large parasite covered in vomit.

“EW! “

“I actually feel a lot better! Guess that bug messed me up good!”  he thanked them before heading back to the school to supervise the classes. It turns out that the next class was art and he was supposed to think of something for them to sculpt out of clay. He knocked before entering and got a multitude of grumbles in response.

“I thought about it and I think that you all should at least TRY to create a replica of the statue outside the school.” All he heard was “awwws” great.

“well get busy!” after everyone was done. He inspected all the clay statues and settled on the one created by the three sirens. After dismissing everyone he was stopped by applejack.

“Spot… Sorry about doing that to you!” He grabbed her shoulders, Looked her straight in the eye

“It’s ok Honest! But tell me the truth. Why did you do it? You’re never needy.” She sighed.

“Alright you win. We did it because when twilight told us how long you lasted with you’re rainbow, We wanted in on the action too! There ya happy?”

“Kind of.” He used his best teacher voice.

“Off to class young lady!” they both shared a laugh from that. Because of staying up all night, the principles INSISTED that Peter go home and sleep. After heading to his house, he fell asleep as soon  as he laid down.

*DREAM SEQUENCE*

Okay… Ponyville under attack by black winged things that can take the shape of anyone. Celestia refusing to tell the leader where I am. Pretty normal. The other elementsbeing dragged underground by said things… WHAT?! This went on for a few hours until the leader dragged the princesses underground.

*END OF DREAM SEQUENCE*

He heard a knock on the door and quickly went to answer it expecting the others, But it was the dazzlings. He was confused now.

“Hello? What can I do for you?” they looked at a piece of paper in adagios hand and scratched their heads.

“This has to be  a mistake… The principle said “Spider-man”  Lives here.” He snapped his fingers to get their attention.

“You’re talking to him. And I can prove it.” He climbed the wall all the way to the ceiling before dropping down. They started singing, While he did admit they had amazing singing voices. He didn’t know what they were trying to do.

“Is that supposed to do anything?”

“ Hmm, This usually works… ah well. You’ll still lose the battle of the bands.”

END OF CHAPTER