"The Most Amazingest Story I Ever Writed"
It was a very pretty day in Ekwestria. All of the ponies were very happy and singing and laffing and having lots of fun. They were making delishus love and brading each other's manes which is easy for them to do because they all have manes but only I have a mane, none of my friends do. It's because I'm a Princess.
On this very byotiful day I walk into the treehouse liberary place which smells really dusty and gross, but that's okay because soon I will be eating lots of love! And that means I can deal with anything because love is very yummy!
I am not very good at disguys magic so I use the same disguys as often as possible. Mom says that's a defawlt disguys. I dunno what defawlt means but it probably is something I'll learn when I'm older. Daddy always says I'll learn things when I'm older. Then Mommy teaches me those things anyway cuz Mommy has a lot more power than Daddy and she can do whatever she wants without worrying about the consakwenses.
Anyway so I put on my disguys and knock on the door to the dusty liberary and a purple pony ansers the door. Her name is Twilite Sparkle and Mommy hates her but did you kno that all the ponies love her? So I say hello miss Sparkle wow you are very pretty may I come in? and she says Of course welcome to the liberary. Then she opens the door.
Ponies say that Twilite is very smart but I don't think so because she lets me right in even thoh she dosn't know who I am. So when I go in I say surprise! You have fallen into my trap! and i form a whole cocoon around her and she says nooooo but it is too late because I have captered her. Then she is in a cocoon and I become Twilite Sparkle. I can do this because this is a story about me being older when I will be a kween insted of a Princess so I am very good at magic. Rite now I'm not very good at magic but I will be when I am kween. So now i am Twilite Sparkle.
Do not worry I say as I stroke the cocoon. I will not hurt your frends I will just eat there love and then I will be very strong because everypony loves you and I will have all there love. And she says what do you mean everypony love me? And I say ponies are very stupid that they can't see who love them. Changlings can sense love and see who loves who but ponies are obilivius. I say every single one of your frends is in love with you Twilite Sparkle. And she says what? and I say yes it's true. And now I will eat it all up.
Twilite is so serprised she cannot say anything and I fly out the door. First i see a rainbo in the sky so I go up and see a blue pegusus named Rainbo Dash. I say hello Rainbo Dash and she says hello Twilite Sparkle and then I fly over and kiss her. Rainbo Dash is so shocked and a bunch of love comes out and I eats it all up. It is very yummy. I say goodbye Rainbo Dash and she says okay by the way your very pretty and I say yes I kno goodbye.
Then I follow the smell of appels and find Applejack. Hello Applejack you are swety i say and she says yes I am do you like it and i say yes and I kiss her. Then all the love comes out and I eats it all up. I think it tastes like appels but I am a changling so I am not so shure what appels tastes like. Then I say also i actually don't like your swetyness goodbye.
Then I go walk on the streets and all the ponies bow down to me because I am there amazing princess. Then a pink pony comes up to me. I say hello Pinky pie and she said hello Twilite wow look at how everypony bows to you. I say yes it is because i am a byotiful pony princess. She says yes your byotiful and I love you and i say wow Pinky pie you are so random and she said I'm sereeous. I say wow I also love you and I kiss her and eat all her love and it is delishus.
I also go to see Rareity and Fluttershi but I don't feel like writing about them cuz there boring. So then once I eated all there love I burped a little then said scuze me then I went back to the liberary. Twilite looked very bored so I untangled her and said good luck i made a mess of your frends and she said that's okay I love sulving frendship problems.
So I said okay bye and went home and that was my secret undercover misshun. The end.
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Queen Chrysalis stood prone, analyzing the lined paper she held in her holed hoof. Before her, a small changeling filly no older than eight smiled up at her, showing her missing front fang for the world to see.
"Well, Mommy? What do you think? It's perfect, right?"
Chrysalis looked at the paper, back at the filly, then back at the paper. "...My daughter, wasn't this supposed to be a real experience of going undercover? Why did you not research this in the library and find a good experience?"
The filly's smile tilted downward. "Oh. Sorry, Mommy. I just made it up because it was supposed to be my own experience. I-I'm sorry." The nymph sniffled.
"Oh my dearest daughter. Do not cry." Lighting up her horn, she lifted her daughter into her open hooves, nuzzling her carnation pink mane gently. "You are not in trouble. On the contrary, I...I cannot believe you have not gone undercover yet."
"You keep saying I have to wait, but you never tell me when."
"I know." The queen sighed, setting her daughter down. "I've done you wrong, my dear. You're already eight and haven't yet experienced such a mission. I guess I've been too busy planning..." She shook her head. "Never mind that. Come, Sky. It's time."
Sky's eyes widened. "Really? Oh boy! I'm going undercover! I'm going undercover!" Her little wings buzzed and she landed on her mother's back. "Let's go! Right now, Mommy!"
Chrysalis chuckled at the young one's joy. "Of course, my dear." She started to walk. "Now, let's go over the rules. Rule number one: you can't just randomly kiss everypony..."
Author's Note
I'm not even sure what this is.
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