"Angel!" Called Apple Jack as she trotted over to ,a quite drunk, Angel, "I made you another cup of cider"
"Thank you" Said Angel sipping the cup of cider down in one, "arg!"
"That wasn't meant to happen? Did it..... Oh yes it did when I was up that darn mountain "
"Apple JaCK Arg! Help me. Ahh!" screamed Angel "ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Ha ha ha ha" laughed AJ "welcome to my life cousin, soon all of equestrian will know our names. We will be.... Cliché? Darn this stupid alicorn thingy. Angel!"
Angel couldn't respond, the agony was overwhelming. "My head" was all she could utter as two horns grew on her head spiraling downwards, her teeth becoming razor sharp fangs and her normally poofy mane called flat as if wet. "What did you make that CIDER FROOOM!" Screemed Angel, her voice echoing through the orchard. "Tell me you cliché lunatic!"
"A a a b b black a apple" stammered applejack looking upon the monstrosity she had created.
Angels brain finally clicked into gear. "Ha!"
"You know a spell to get rid of either the horn or the wings but keep the fangs?"
"I do" said a shadowy figure. " I see you made use of my black apples. But when we met you just went with the cliché and went your own way, I guess I should fix that now you have a friend". Snap! the winged and horn disappeared being replaced by two horns curving upwards instead of down, a long dragons tail and finally her coat adopted a greyer orange.
"Yes finally you and me Angel, everpony shall know us."
"Ugh. Apple Jack! We've tranceformed into evil murderous monsters and, were just standing around doing nothing while you admire not being 'alicorn level cliché' ugh" moaned Angel, if you could even call her one, "I'm like so bored. I hate life"
"Angel, let's just go to Ponyville and find fluttershy, she would be great as flutterbat"
"I think my bra broke"
"Well you'll just have to live with that"
"Ahh ponyville" sighed Angel Stardust. "Such a beuttifull day to visit sweet apple achres".
"Howdy shugercube! You Angel Stardust by any chance?" Yell AJ from across the street.
"That's ma name don't were it out"
"Nice to meet you Angel"
"You to 60th cousin 20 times removed"
"How'd you keep that in you head? I thought it was 20thcousin 60 times removed"
"Crazy right cousin?"
"You bet ya. Want some cider?"
"OK but not too much"
"Come on then!"
Apple Jack and Angel quietly trotted across the delightful orchards of Sweet Apple Acres, the trees creeked as the wind whistled through their stuborn branches. The crimison apples clinging to the tree as if their life depended on it( it kinda did). "Here we are sugarcube, the home of the greatest cider in Equestria" announced AJ
"It is so awesome. I love it, the much red apples and the shimmering cider"
"Here have some"
"Thank you cousin"
