Corrupted Apples

"Ugh. Apple Jack! We've tranceformed into evil murderous monsters and, were just standing around doing nothing while you admire not being 'alicorn level cliché' ugh" moaned Angel, if you could even call her one, "I'm like so bored. I hate life"

"Angel, let's just go to Ponyville and find fluttershy, she would be great as flutterbat"

"I think my bra broke"

"Well you'll just have to live with that"