Chapters Ponies Abnormally Normal Days!
Pinkies abnormally normal day!
Pinkie Pie was baking cupcakes, happily humming to herself, when all of a sudden Fluttershy came walking in to Sugarcube Corner. "Oh, I'm sorry, am I disturbing you? I'll just leave then."
Pinkie pie said "Wait Fluttershy, don't leave! I want you to help me eat these muffins!"
"But I thought you were making cupcakes" Fluttershy added.
"I was, but then I realized I didn't have any frosting, so instead they're muffins!" Pinkie giggled.
Fluttershy walked inside and sat down at a table. The pink party pony hopped over and handed Fluttershy a pink cupcake. "Here you go Fluttershy! A pink one, just for you!"
"Oh, thank you Pinkie! This is delicious!" Fluttershy said.
Then, Twilight came crashing through the door landing on top of Fluttershy's muffin. "Sorry, I haven't perfected my flying yet!" Twilight dizzily said.
Pinkie helped Twilight off the table and said "Twilight I'm so happy your here! I just made muffins and-"
"MUFFINS!!!!" Derpy came running in to Sugarcube Corner crashing in to a chair.
"Oh, Derpy!" Pinkie giggled, "have as many muffins as you want!"
Derpy grabbed ten muffins and flew out the door.
"Ok, well you guys can help yourself, I have some errands to run!" Pinkie stated.
Pinkie Pie was on her way to Zecora's house, but when she got there, Zecora was nowhere to be found!
On her way back to PonyVille, a cute little bunny with a mini balloon attached to its puffy tail hopped in front of Pinkie. She followed the cute animal, and found herself in the middle of a huge garden!
In the garden there were balloons growing out of the ground. bunnies, squirrels, hedgehogs, birds, and porcupines were dancing on top of the soil! There was music, coming from birds singing in the trees. "Aww little party animals!" She said in awe.
Pinkie Pie didn't want to startle them, so she headed back to Sugarcube Corner to get Fluttershy.
When she got there, Fluttershy was still there talking with Twilight, and eating a muffin. "Fluttershy! There's a garden with balloons, and cute little animals partying!! Come quick!!"
Fluttershy giggled "Oh Pinkie, you do have quite the imagination!"
Pinkie said "No! please, I'm telling the truth! Follow me!"
Fluttershy finished her muffin, and followed Pinkie to the garden.
The animals were still partying, so Fluttershy quietly walked into the strange garden, and said "Hello little guys! Can I join your party?"
One of the porcupines said "Sure! Just be careful, us porcupines are very spikey!" Usually Fluttershy can understand animal language, but this was different! The porcupine was speaking English!
Fluttershy was very shocked, so she flew out of the forest as fast as she could, to calm down.
Pinkie Pie said "I don't know what her problem was, I'll party with you guys!"
After having a fun hour and a half of dancing with the furry, talking animals, Pinkie had to go back to PonyVille. There was supposed to be a party with Princess Cadence, to celebrate her 107th birthday! this was a normal age for an immortal alicorn princess.
As Pinkie walked in to PonyVille, Cadence greeted her, and said "I'm so glad you made it Pinkie Pie! You are the one planning this party after all!"
Pinkie said "I'm glad I made it too! Happy birthday Cadence!" Pinkie handed her a birthday present.
Cadence said "Aww Pinkie! You didn't need to get me anything!" Cadence untied the ribbon, and the confetti sprayed all over in her face, causing Cadences beautiful wig to fall off. "TREASON!" Cadence yelled.
Everypony gathered around to see what was happening, and once they saw bald Cadence, everypony started giggling, and so did Pinkie Pie. When Princess Celestia saw what happened, she took Cadence to a safe place where she could cry, and put back on her wig.
Luna said in her royal Canterlot voice "PINKIE PIE! MEET ME IN THE CASTLE!"
Pinkie Pie giggled "Oh, Luna you sure do crack a pony up with that voice of yours!" Pinkie continued to roll on the floor laughing.
But Luna was quite serious. She yelled "GAURDS!" And in less than a moment Pinkie was hoof cuffed, and being arrested for treason.
In jail Pinkie had a roommate, she called herself 'The Spider Muncher' Pinkie laughed at her funny name, and ended up seeing why her nickname was The Spider Muncher... Pinkie Pie puked all over the floor.
Inside her cell, there was a barred window, looking outside on to the bright city of Canterlot. As pinkie was looking outside her window she saw Tom, Rarity's Boulder friend. Pinkie whispered "Hey, Tom, get me out of here!"
The huge boulder grew arms out of his rocky exterior, and crushed the brick wall. Pinkie Pie, The Spider Muncher, and Tom tip hoofed out of the cell, and took the train back to PonyVille.
When they got there, Cadences Birthday was still going on. Tom went over to Rarity's house, and knocked on her door. When she saw him she yelled "I THOUGHT WE AGREED NEVER TO SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN!!"
Tom was so sad that he killed himself right on her front porch, by crumbling into little rocks.
Rarity said "Oh my! Perfect rocks for my rock garden!" As she swept up Tom, and dumped his pieces into her garden, laying them out flat.
The Spider Muncher went to Derpy's house to spend the night, because they both had been friends before The Spider Muncher got arrested for muffin abuse.
When Derpy saw her, she said "Come on in! I have muffins in the kitchen!"
Since it was already 11:32, Pinkie Pie went to sleep and dreamed about the abnormally normal day she had just experienced.
THE END
Author's Note
Hopefully, I'll write chapter two within the week. Track this story, so you'll know when it gets published!
Ponies Abnormally Normal Days!
Fluttershy's abnormally normal day!
Author's Note
I made this second chapter about Fluttershy instead of Pinkie Pie, but it still won't make sence unless you read the first chapter first
Fluttershy's abnormally normal day!
Fluttershy's abnormally normal day.
Fluttershy was quietly cleaning out her pet bunny's house, when she noticed a little deflated balloon on his floor. "Where could of Angel gotten a balloon?" She thought.
All of a sudden she heard her doorbell ring. She rushed to the door, but when she opened it, nopony was there, she started to close the door, and then hundreds of critters came running through!
Fluttershy was shocked, yet very excited! She'd never had that many cute animals in her house before! Then, they started knocking over her paintings, peeing on the floor, and ripping up her couch with their teeth and claws.
She was too frightened to deal with the animals, so she left her cottage to have her weekly spa treatment with Rarity. As she left, there was a huge bang from inside he cottage. She thought. "Oh no! Did they find my gun?!?"
As she slowly opened the door, and peeked inside, she was shot in the leg by one of the animals! The leader porcupine screamed in his high pitched, yet very frightening voice, "Yesterday you didn't join our party, because you were scared of us! As you flew away, we noticed the butterflies on your flank, and remembered what you did to my brother!! NOW ITS TIME FOR PAYBACK!!!!"
Fluttershy cried in agony "Your brother was the only patient I've ever lost! He was going to die from heart failure! I had to put him out of his misery!! PLEASE DONT HURT ME!!!!" Fluttershy crawled out the front door, before another shot was heard from inside.
Fluttershy crawled all the way to the hospital. When she got there, the doctor wrapped up her leg, and said she would be fine. So she hobbled over to Rarity's house.
Fluttershy arrived at Rarity's boutique, and rang the door-bell. Rarity opened the door, and said "Darling, what happened?"
Fluttershy replied "Oh, it's nothing..." Hiding her leg. "But I won't be able to go to the spa with you. I'm sorry." Fluttershy added "Oh, Rarity! Those are lovely garden rocks! Where did you get them?"
Rarity replied "My ex, Tom crumbled for me! He was such a gentleman!"
"Oh, you mean that Boulder that Discord made you think was a diamond?"
Rarity yelled "I THOUGHT WE AGREED NEVER TO SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN!!!" And she slammed the door on Fluttershy.
Fluttershy ran away sobbing, and bumped in to Twilight while she was carrying some books. "OUCH!" Twilight screamed.
"Oh I'm SOOO sorry Twilight!" Fluttershy sobbed. She helped Twilight pick up her books.
"Fluttershy, I'm so glad to see you! I have some books that I want to give you, that I just know you'll love!" Twilight rejoiced, not even noticing the tears on Fluttershy's face.
She followed Twilight into her castle, and sat down in her throne. Twilight spent hours talking about certain books, while Fluttershy just sat there, bored. After two hours of non-stop talking, Fluttershy heard the door slam. Luckily it was just Spike.
Fluttershy went downstairs to hug Spike, so she could escape Twilight for a minute. Fluttershy hugged spike really tightly, and said "Spike, I'm so glad to see you! Are we still on for tea tonight?"
"I'm glad to see you too! Of course were on for tea tonight! Wow Fluttershy, you look so beautiful right now!" Spike started to drool.
"Ummm... Thanks, Spike. Are you ok?" Fluttershy squealed as Spike tried to kiss her lips. "What are you doing Spike?!?! I don't like you!!" She said as she stepped back.
Spike started to cry, so Fluttershy kneeled in to hug him, and said "No spike don't cry! I like you as a friend!" Spike smiled and licked her cheek.
Fluttershy ran out of the castle to get away from that creep. When she walked outside, Tom was standing there. She said "Tom? Your alive?!? Rarity said you crumbled for her." Since Tom couldn't speak, he just rolled towards her.
She ran away from Tom towards her cottage, but Tom just kept rolling behind her. "GET AWAY FROM ME TOM!!! IM SCARED!!!" Fluttershy cried. When she opened her door, all the animals were sleeping on her torn up couches. Some of them had left, but the lead porcupine was still there with the pistol in his paws.
Tom came crashing in to her door, and woke all the animals up! Within seconds Fluttershy was surrounded by angry animals, and a giant boulder! "Finally! She's back! LETS KILL HER!!!" Said the porcupine.
All of a sudden Angel came floating in on a helium balloon above Fluttershy. He pulled out a mini sword and stabbed it right into the leader porcupines chest. Then, all the other animals picked up the porcupines body, and scurried out of her cottage, frightened for their life.
Tom grew a mouth out of his rocky exterior, and said "Don't hurt me! I only followed you, so I could thank you!"
"Thank me for what?" Fluttershy asked.
Angel popped his balloon with his bloody sword, and landed on the ground. Tom continued "You complemented my rocks earlier, and I really want to be your friend!"
Fluttershy got up, and replied "Of course I'll be your friend! I just want to know how you came back to life..."
Tom replied "I can shape-shift myself in to all sorts of things! But I turned in to rocks so I wouldn't start crying while Rarity was yelling at me. It turns out I was only some dumb, old rock to her in the first place..."
Fluttershy put her foreleg around Tom, and said "I will never think of you as some dumb old rock!"
All of a sudden Spike walked in to the room with his picnic basket. "FLUTTERSHY? YOUR CHEATING ON ME WITH A ROCK?!?!" Spike started getting really angry, and tried to punch Tom. "OUCH!!!!" It felt like punching a brick wall!
Fluttershy yelled "Spike I'm not cheating on anypony! Tom is my friend, just like you are!" Fluttershy turned to Angel, and squeaked "Did you see that? I was so assertive!"
Twilight flew in to the cottage, and saw the big mess. Like always, Twilight broke in to song, "Cottage clean-up cottage clean-up! Let's clean Fluttershy's cottage!" Once Twilight started singing, everypony close by heard her, and helped clean up Fluttershy's cottage!
While ponies were cleaning up, and fixing her house, Fluttershy decided to spend some quality time with Tom. She went to Sugarcube Corner, and ate some cupcakes with him.
When she got back to her cottage, everything was neatly cleaned, and there wasn't any holes in her walls anymore! She gave Angel bunny his favorite salad to thank him for saving her life! While he was eating his delicious meal, Fluttershy went to bed.
THE END
Ponies Abnormally Normal Days!
Twilights abnormally normal day!
"Hey! Stop Twilight! I can't go on my date with Fluttershy like this!"
"For one, your not going on a date with Fluttershy. It's a picnic, and all of us will be there! And secondly, don't you have a crush on Rarity?"
"Eh, once she started dating Tom, I sorta lost interest... But that still doesn't explain why your putting make-up on me!" Spike said, as he struggled to get away.
"I'm putting make-up on you for payback. Yesterday you made Fluttershy cry, and now I want you to be humiliated in front of her!" Twilight said, while applying mascara to Spikes eyelashes.
There was a loud knock on the front door. Spike broke free from Twilights hooves, and answered the door. There was a plump grey mare standing in the door. "My name is Ms. Petting Zoo, and I am here to inspect the castle, to see if it is an appropriate place to house a baby dragon." Ms. Petting looked down at Spike, and saw all the make-up. "I believe we have a problem here, may I see your owner?"
"TWWIIIILLLLIIIIGGGHHHHHTTTT!!!!!!!" Spike yelled "SOMEPONY WANTS TO SEE YOU!!!!!!!!"
Twilight sighed, and trotted down stairs. When she caught a glance at ms. Petting Zoo, fear was sent throughout her body. Ms. Petting was animal control, and they had taken away Spike for many stupid reasons before.
Twilight slowly walked to the door, and greeted Ms Petting Zoo.
"Excuse me Twilight, but as I look at Spike, it seems he's covered in make-up... You do realize this is considered animal abuse, right?"
"Hey, I'm not an animal! I have rights!" Spike angrily said.
Twilight pushed Spike aside, and said "Well, you see... Ummmm... dressup! Yes, we were playing dressup! No animal abuse going on here! Heh heh..." She started to shut the door on animal control, but Ms. Petting stepped inside, and started to look around.
"Princess Twilight Sparkle, you must have a lot of royal duties. Being a princess, and all, you must not have a single moment to take care of a fire breathing dragon! I'm afraid I have too much evidence Twilight! I'm going to have to confiscate Spike. Don't worry he'll be in very good hooves." Ms. Petting Zoo grabbed Spike by his tail, and started walking for the door.
Twilight was speechless. She couldn't even send a letter to Princess Celestia without Spike! She watched outside her window as a blue animal control carriage took Spike away to the pound.
Twilight sighed, as she heared another knock at her door. She answered it, and luckily it was only Rainbow Dash!
"Hey, where have you been? The picnic started five minutes ago!" Rainbow Dash said.
Twilight got the sandwiches, and a book, and followed Rainbow to the park.
When she got there, all of her five best friends were sitting on a red, and white picnic blanket. "Twilight? Are you alright?" Fluttershy asked
"No. Animal control just took Spike to the pound, because I put make-up on him..." Twilight said sadly.
"Oh no!" Fluttershy said "I hate when animal control takes my animals! I do everything I can, but they never listen. But, why were you putting make-up on Spike?"
"I was trying to give him pay-back for ruining your day yesterday." Twilight laughed, as she opened her book and started reading.
They all giggled, and continued eating. Then, all of a sudden Tom came over, and said "Hey, everypony! There's a riot over near town hall! We need Princess Twilight!" Twilight set down her book, and ran over to see what the problem was.
When she got there, there were hundreds of ponies, chanting "KILL THE BEAST! KILL THE BEAST! KILL THE BEAST BEFORE HE FEASTS!" They all were holding spears in they're hooves, and walking around in circles.
Lyra shouted "look! The beast is over there! LETS ATTACK!!!!!!!!" The whole crowd went running towards Twilight, and Tom.
"NOOOO!!! DONT HURT ME! AS YOUR PRINCESS I COMMAND YOU TO STOP!" Twilight screamed. But the crowd kept running.
Once they reached her, they galloped right past, and started stabbing Tom. Since Tom was just a talking Boulder, the crowd couldn't put a single chip in his rocky exterior. They eventually stopped hitting him with their swords, and walked away, because he wasn't getting damaged at all.
"What is this all about?!?" Twilight asked the crowd, starting to get angry.
Derpy stepped up, and said "Tom was at carousel boutique, and we saw him gobbling up Rarity! Then when he rolled away, Rarity was back on the front porch, with a muffin! So we figured he would eat us all! And plus he's a rock!!! An alive one too!!! And that's creepy!!!! So we decided to kill him!"
Twilight turned to Tom, but he was still petrified, so she went to Rarity's to get the truth. When she got to carousel boutique, Rarity answered the door. Twilight greeted Rarity, and said, "Do you know about the riots? They say Tom ate you... Is this true? They were trying to kill Tom!"
"Ohh they must of seen us, when he came over earlier! I'll tell you the story." Twilight came in, and sat on Rarity's fainting couch. Rarity sat by her and explained "So, Tom came over, and asked me for forgiveness. After we both apologized for our reckless behavior, he gave me a kiss, and gave me a muffin! Now, me and Tom are back together!" Rarity blushed, and took a sip from her tea.
"Now I know why the crowds thought he ate you, and spit you up again! You guys kissed, and Tom was so big, they couldn't see you for over a minute! Then when he moved out of the way, they saw you with a muffin! I have to go explain this to the riots!"
Once she explained everything, the townsponies put away their spears, and left to their homes. "Well that was exhausting!" Twilight said as she walked back over to the picnic. When she got there, she saw Cadence flying towards the picnic.
"Oh no, hide me! Cadence knows I escaped from jail, and now she's looking for me!" Pinkie Pie said, as she ran away towards Twilight's castle.
Cadence landed on their picnic blanket crushing all the sandwiches. "Hello, sister-in-law! Nice to see you again! Have you seen your dear friend Pinkie Pie recently? It seems she's escaped jail." She said, with a worried face.
"Oh, really? No haven't seen Pinkie anywhere! I didn't know she escaped. Heh heh heh... " Twilight said in her worst lying voice ever.
There was a sound of a loud door slam nearby, that sounded like Twilights castle door. "Um, I'll go see who broke in! I'll be right back!" Twilight said in worry. "On second thought, maybe Cadence should come with me! If it's a burglar she can use her love spell on him to stop stealing my books!" She added.
The two sister-in-law's arrived at the door of the castle. They heard rustling inside. As they slowly opened the door, they saw a pink tail hanging outside one of the book shelves. "PINKIE PIE?!?!" They both said together.
Pinkie ran up-stairs in fear of going back to jail. Cadence screamed at Twilight, "Wait, so you've been keeping a criminal in your castle this WHOLE TIME?!?! You do realize this is against the law, don't you?!?"
"NO, this is all a misunderstanding! Please don't send me to jail!" Twilight said as she backed to the corner, scared.
"No I would never send a princess to jail! Princesses have their own punishment!" Cadence evily laughed, and started to power up her horn. She lift Twilight in to the air. Suddenly Twilight was surrounded by big spirals, and it felt fairly similar to the spell Celestia used to turn her in to an alicorn. Cadence carefully set her back on the ground. Twilight opened her eyes, expecting some weird thing to be added to her body, but instead, something had been taken off!
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY WINGS?!?!?!?" Screamed Twilight, while examining her unicorn body, crying.
"That's the alicorn punishment for committing a crime! Don't worry, you'll get them back in a month." Cadence said, while walking up stairs. Cadence flew off with Pinkie Pie.
Since Spike was at the pound, Twilight couldn't even tell Celestia what happened! "But wait! I can go to the pound, and get Spike to send the letter, while visiting him! It's the perfect plan!" Twilight thought to herself.
Once she reached the pound at the other end of PonyVille, she talked to the pony at the front desk. "Hi, officer! I would like to look for a pet! Can I look through your dragon collection?"
"We only have one dragon, would you like to see him? He's down that hallway, to your left." The officer pointed towards the hallway, while keeping his head in a newspaper.
She walked up to Spikes cage, and whispered "Spike, wake up. I need you to send a letter to the princess!"
Spike slowly sat up, and yelled "TWILIGHT! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR WINGS?"
She put a hoof over her mouth, and poked some parchment through the bars "It's a long story, just send this to the princess. I'll get you out of here!" Twilight levitated Spike through the cage, and put him on her back. Spike sent the letter with his magic fire breath.
Twilight crept past the officer, and ran back to the castle.
"Cadence told me that an alicorns punishment was a months sentence of being a unicorn! How stupid is that! Celestia will show her!" Twilight was pacing in circles, talking to herself, while Spike was in the bathroom washing off his make-up.
All of a sudden Celestia transported herself in to the castle. She was holding Cadence by the ear. "Cadence! Give Twilight her wings back!" Celestia shouted.
"OKAY! Just let go of my ear!" Cadence struggled. Once Celestia let go of her ear, she went flying away. Celestia knew this would happen, so she used her strong magic to take away Cadence's wings. She dropped to the ground, and finally agreed to giving back Twilight's wings. All of a sudden Twilight was being lifted in the air by Cadence's unicorn magic.
"MY WINGS!!!" Twilight rejoiced! She ran up, and hugged Cadence. "YOUR WINGS!!!" She said in shock.
"Oh it's fine, Cadence will get back her wings in a month. But I need somewhere to put them meanwhile... Aha!" Celestia levitated the wings over to Spike, and placed them on his back. "Congratulations Spike! You now have alicorn wings!"
"NO WAY!!" Spike said in amazement.
Cadence said "Oh, and I quite forgot!" She used a transporting spell, and transported Pinkie Pie in to the castle. "She never deserved to be imprisoned anyways!" Cadence, and Twilight hugged, and Celestia transported herself back to Canterlot.
Spike flew over to Pinkie, and said "I can't wait to impress Fluttershy with my new wings! Oh she'll love me for sure now!" Pinkie Pie fainted.
"Don't get too used to them! You just get to keep my wings for a month!" Cadence winked, "Well, I better get going! I want to make it back to Canterlot before dark! Oh, and I'm really sorry for blaming you earlier, I shouldn't of taken away your wings..."
"It's fine! I haven't been a unicorn in a while! It was nice, being normal for a change! Bye Cadence!" Said Twilight, as she and Spike waved goodbye.
Pinkie stood up, opened her eyes, and as soon as she saw Spike, she fainted again. "Spike! Go fly Pinkie to her house, I'm going to bed. Good night!"
"Awesome! Good night Twilight!" Said Spike, as he flew Pinkie back to Sugarcube Corner, with his giant pink and purple wings.
THE END
Author's Note
I will have a chapter for each pony, so that means 3 more chapters of random fun! Even though they are separate ponies, you still have to read them in order to understand. I hope you enjoy this chapter as much as I enjoyed writing it!
Ponies Abnormally Normal Days!
Rarity's abnormally romantic day!
"Perfect!" Rarity said, as she added the last feather to her newest hat creation. DING DONG! She heard her doorbell being rung over and over again. "IM COMING IM COMING!" Rarity yelled.
When she opened the door, it was all of her best friends! "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!" Her five favorite ponies yelled.
"COME ON!!! Your going to be late for your party!" Pinkie pie enthusiastically said, while hopping up and down.
"You planned a party for me? Oh I love you guys!!!" Rarity hugged them, put on her feathery hat, and trotted off to Sugarcube Corner for her 21st birthday party.
When she got there, Tom was at one of the tables holding a rose in his mouth "OH TOMMY! I'm so glad you made it!" Rarity sweetly said. She ran over, and kissed the giant talking Boulder.
"Wait for me!" Spike flew in to the building with his brand new set of pink, and purple wings, that Cadence 'loaned' him.
Pinkie Pie fainted at the sight of winged Spike. Like always, she woke up, and fainted again.
"Should we tell her the story? I don't want to see her faint again, it mustn't be very healthy!" Rarity said, looking over Pinkie with confused eyes.
Spike went in the other room, and when Pinkie woke up, Rarity said "Darling, are you alright? I forgot to tell you! Cadence loaned Spike her wings for a month. Please don't faint again when you see him!" Rarity motioned with her hoof, and Spike flew out of the other room.
Pinkie didn't faint, but she was super happy. "Spike, I can't believe you have wings!!!!! I'm just so happy for you!" Pinkie excitedly said, while jumping in circles around him.
Rainbow Dash said "Hey, this is Rarity's party! So let's stop focussing on Spike's amazingly awesome princess wings, and let's PARTAY!!!"
Rarity went back over to Tom, and started dancing with him. Meanwhile Spike snuck away, and flew out the door.
"Where did Spike go?" Rarity said worried. "The door's open!"
"Eh, he's probably just flying around, he'll come back!" Twilight said, while doing a really weird dance.
"But I have every reason to worry! My Spikey Wikey might be in danger!" Rarity rushed out the door, and left all of her friends, and Tom alone partying without her.
"Spike? Spike!?! Where are you?!?!" Rarity screamed. Suddenly there was a purple and green flash in front of her, and she saw Spike flying towards the Everfree forest! Rarity went running after Spike yelling for him.
Even though her screams for him to come back were very loud, Spike didn't hear them, because of the wind flying past his ears, as he glided through the early morning air.
When she got through the scary forest, Rarity saw a large crater with a bunch of dragons standing inside. From a distance she saw Spike flying next to Garble. It looked like they were playing tag in the air. Garble was the lead teenage dragon in the group of about twenty flying beasts.
Rarity ran as fast as she could towards PonyVille to get her friends. She was running so fast, in fact, that she didn't even notice she was running right in to a huge, dark cave! All of a sudden she bumped in to a large, warm, mass of fur. Rarity fell flat on her flank, and looked straight up. "AN URSA MAJOR?!?!?"
The ursa was laying down, sleeping, but was still over 500 feet taller than Rarity. Rarity screamed so loud, that it woke all the ursa minors! There were four 300 foot tall bear-like creatures walking towards Rarity. She went screaming out of the cave, and ran towards The dragon crator.
Once the dragons saw the scary sight, they flew away. But Spike was too busy bragging about his new princess wings, he didn't even notice them! Rarity ran straight past Spike and fell in the crater. She went down the rocky edge, until hitting the bottom of the crater face-first.
Spike finally heard the thumping of their steps, but it was too late! One of the ursa's took Spike in its paw, and shoved him in its mouth!
Inside, Spike held on to the one of its giant teeth, so he didn't get swallowed down the dark slimy tunnel that led to the ursa's acid filled stomach. Spike started screaming "RARITY! RARITY! SAVE MEEEEEEE!!!"
Even though Rarity couldn't hear his screams, one of the ursa's were acting really strange. She saw the ursa open its mouth, and a purple thing flew out! It was Spike!
But he wasn't safe for long! As the ursa's were turning around to go back to their cave, one on their tails hit spike, and made him go tumbling down to the ground!
"SPIKEY WIKEY!!!!!!!!" Rarity said as she witnessed Spike falling at full speed. Rarity tried climbing up the rocks, but there was no way she would be able to make it in time! "WHAT DO I DO?!?! AHA!!! I'll use that transporting spell Twilight taught me! If I can only remember..." Suddenly Rarity's magic flared up, as she landed right underneath Spike. He was so close to hitting the ground, but Rarity caught him with her magic, feet away from the ground.
"Rarity... You saved me!" A crying Spike said, as he threw a tight hug around her neck.
Rarity started crying in happiness, and returned that hug, with even more compassion "Anything for my Spikey Wikey!"
Spike grabbed one of his wings, and rubbed it. "I think the ursa hurt my wing, when his tail hit me..." His wing looked at an angle, and seemed to be broken!
"Oh no! We have to get you to a doctor! But first, do you mind explaining why you came here in the first place?" A confused, and slightly frustrated Rarity said.
"Well, I was just trying to show off my new wings, and prove myself to be a real dragon. I didn't mean to ruin your birthday... I'm super sorry Rarity."
"I am very dissapointed in you, Spike. But it was mostly my fault the ursa's were here. I accidentally brought them here. I'm the one who should apologize..." Rarity said, as she grabbed Spikes claws with her hoof.
"I'm sorry!" They both said in unison. They hugged eachother, and Rarity floated Spike on to her back with magic.
"We're going to need to get you back to PonyVille!" Rarity said.
Meanwhile, at Sugarcube Corner, everypony was still partying. They were too stupid to even notice Rarity was gone!
Fluttershy looked around. When she didn't see Rarity anywhere, she walked up to Tom, and whispered "Uh, hi Tom! I have something to tell you, but you can't tell Rarity! Do you Pinkie promise?"
Tom nodded, and Fluttershy continued "You know when Discord turned us grey, and Rarity was protecting you with her life. Rarity said 'DONT TOUCH MY ROCK!!' Well, I went up, and said 'I'm touching your rock Rarity! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!' Well, at that moment I realized something. I wasn't touching you because I wanted to make Rarity mad, I was touching you because, well... I'm deeply in love with you!!!" Fluttershy squeaked out the last part, and lowered her head.
Tom said "There's no reason to be shy about it, I'm deeply in love with you too! The only reason I'm Rarity's rockfriend, is because you taught me that kindness is always an option, so I made up with Rarity the only way I knew how! And that was giving her a kiss and a muffin. I thought I'd never have a chance with you, so I decided Rarity was the next best thing!"
Fluttershy leaned in, and kissed the giant talking Boulder right on the lips! They kept kissing until they heard a door slam.
Rarity was standing in the doorway with Spike on her back, petrified. She stood there in shock with her mouth wide open for what seemed like minutes! But Spike broke the silence, and jumped off her back.
"HOW COULD YOU STEAL MY GIRLFRIEND!!!! FLUTTERSHY IS MINE!!!!!" Spike screamed at Tom. He started punching, and kicking at the Boulder.
Rarity started crying, and ran out the door while screaming "THATS IT! WERE THROUGH!!! LET US NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN!!!!"
Spike went running after her. Rarity collapsed in the middle of the dirt road, and started sobbing with her face in her hooves.
Spike walked up to her, put his claws on her back, and said "I'm sorry I have to say this, but Tom was just a boulder that Discord created. You deserve a lot better!"
"Thanks Spike, but he ruined my life! Now I'm going to be single forever!!" Rarity sobbed.
Spike rested his head on her back, and soothingly said "Love is a lot closer than you think."
Rarity looked up, and realized what he was trying to say. She looked in to his eyes for what seemed like a whole minute, before Spike broke the silence, and said "You saved my life, and as a part of my dragon code, I must serve you forever. Do you have any requests?"
Rarity smiled, and said "Be my very-special somedragon!!!"
Spike, and rarity kissed on the lips. Spike blushed, and realized all the feeling he still had for her. After they finished kissing, they got up and headed back to the birthday party.
Tom, and Fluttershy were in the corner kissing again. Rarity walked over to Tom, and said "I think we're both happy now!" She put her hoof around Spike. The four had a huge group hug, and forgave eachother.
Twilight saw Spikes broken wing, and quickly bandaged it up. Meanwhile, Rarity was dancing with her friends, and eating cake.
As everypony walked out the door at the end of the party, Pinkie Pie jumped in front of Rarity and shouted in a playful manner,"SO HOW DID YOU LIKE YOUR PARTY?! WHICH WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART? MINE WAS THE PIÑATA!"
"The part when I opened Spikes present!" Rarity enthusiastically said, as she looked down at the beautiful diamond necklace with the word Sparity written on 7 beautiful beads.
THE END
Author's Note
I, personally am not a huge fan of Sparity,
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