Pinkie Pie's Fishing Adventureby Lock TargetChaptersThe ContestChampion, Weilder, Party Animal! Ponyville's darkest hour (In a while)The stranger from Gallopagos IslandThe ContestOne day, Twilight and her friends decided to go camping in White Tail Woods. When they got to a nice spot in the middle of the woods, the Six friends quickly set up camp. After three hours, Rarity finishes setting up her luxurious house tent with Spike's help. "Thank you, Spike," Rarity said as she kisses him on the forehead, "You've been a great help". Scooting the cloud 9-riding baby dragon over to Fluttershy who's too busy befriending the woodland creatures over by her tent to notice him, Rarity turns her attention to Applejack and asks "Do you need help with YOUR tent, Applejack?" "No ma'am," AJ replied as she unrolled her tent, "All's I need is the moon and stars". Rolling her eyes with an unsruprised "Hmph", Rarity enters her tent saying "Well sleep in the dirt if you must," as Rainbow Dash lands in between the two, "But I plan on enjoying our little camping trip". Rainbow looks into Rarity's tent and asks "Uh, you do know that the idea of camping is ROUGHING IT!?" Rarity pops her head out of her tent and replies "I AM roughing it, I turned down THREE very important clients to come along!" With that, Rarity retreats back into the tent as an exasperated RD flies over to a tree with a blanket and pillow on one of it's branches and proceeds with a nap. Finishing setting up the fire pit, Twilight looks around the site then over to a pink, decorated tent with balloons attached to the sides and asks "Has anypony seen Pinkie Pie?" "Last I saw her," said Spike recovering from his twitterpated state, "She had a fishing pole with her". Rainbow then reports "She's down by the lake fishing". Fluttershy then asks "What about the food we've brought with us?" "Y'all needn't worry 'bout THAT none," Applejack answered pointing to a sack tied up to a branch on the opposite of Rainbow Dash's tree, "Dash is guardin' it" Meanwhile down at the lake, Pinkie is sitting on the dock with a pile of fish behind her pole at hoof singing to herself. "Oh the lake is full of wonderful things, if I went exploring, I could meet a king, I tell you with this song I sing, that I really, really, really, really love fish-ing! WHEE!" After finishing her song, a walrus comes out of the water and starts eating the fish. Noticing this, Pinkie reels her pole in, sits it aside aside, turns around and exclaims "HEY! What are you doing?" The walrus ignores her and continues eating. Just then, a big, green, burly Earth Pony wearing a straw hat and a stock of hay in his mouth and a Cutie Mark of a fish shows up. "What are YOU doin'?" He asked her in an Appleloosan accent. "I'm fishing," she replied with a slight hint of anger in her voice, "And this walrus is eating my score!" The Earth Pony then tells her "Mah name is Big Catch, and YOU happen to be fishin' on MAH property!" "WHAT!?" Pinkie shouted in disbelief, "But I didn't see any signs!" As Big Catch showed Pinkie the deed, Fluttershy walks in noticing the walrus and ignoring the argument. With an excited gasp, she rushes over to the walrus and gives him a big hug. "Oh my goodness," she proclaimed, "You're so cute!" Big Catch looks over at Fluttershy with a sneer asking "You touchin' mah walrus?" Pushed to the limit, Pinkie claims "That's it, I challenge you to a fishing contest! Winner gets to decide what happens to the lake!" "Loser works for the winner for a month!" Big Catch added. The two then leave in their seprate ways which lead to Pinkie falling into the water. Moments later, everypony gathed around to see this competition. Big Catch is in a regular fishing boat while Pinkie is in a brightly decorated boat with streamers and balloons. "Fillies and gentalcolts," Spike started, "Welcome to the fishing competition that will decide an argument!" Applejack adds "The one that catches the most fish and the biggest gets the deed to this here lake!" "Contestants ready...Get set..." As Spike rang the bell, the contest began. Both Pinkie and Big Catch were tied with each other until Spike rang the bell again, the last fish caught was on both hooks. It was the biggest one out of both sides. This lead to a tug-of-war between the two Earth Ponies. Pinkie's pole slips out of her hooves as the two reeled in. "Ha! That's what you get for tryin' to take MAH property!" Big Catch gloated, "Now ah believe y'all are trespassin'!" "JUST A SECOND!" Rainbow Dash says as she and Fluttershy fly over to the contestants, "That last fish CLEARLY belongs to Pinkie Pie! Her pole's still attatched to it!" Big Catch replies while glaring at the angry Pegasis, "But it's in MAH boat!" "Well, mister Big Catch, sir," Fluttershy begins in her timid manner, "When the bell rang, our friend pulled up the fish first. So, um, if you don't mind-" "You want MAH fish?" Big Catch asked in anger grabbing the pole and throwing the fish at Fluttershy, "You can have MAH fish!" Fluttershy dodges the fish and the pole with a yelp as Big Catch realizes what he just did. Before anypony could react, the walrus returns and takes the fish with the pole. Rainbow Dash then tells Big Catch "SEE WHAT YOU DID!?" "Hey, wait a minute, that silly walrus took my pole!" Pinkie cried before diving in. She swam after the walrus. Just when she had him right where she wanted him, his tail smacks her unconcious sending her to the bottom. End of part 1. Champion, Weilder, Party Animal! Champion, Weilder, Party Animal! As Pinkie Pie looked at the picture, she couldn't help but wonder, "Why is there a picture of my Cutie Mark here?" The chief replied "This painting from generations past like, represents the coming of a great hero, brah" Paradise continues, "Legend has it that whoever bares the Cutie Mark of the three tailed orbs shall make way for the challenge of the Weilder of the Element of Itself" "The Element of Itself?" Pinkie asked. "It is said that the one who weilds the Element of Itself is the Fragment of Harmony. This element is said to be the most powerful of all six but is indepenant from them. In order for 12 to become one, the foretold weilder must aquire his element" Hey, Derpy, that was Paradise's line! "But I read it in the brochure!" Look, whatever, just try to be a good little secondary character and just stick to comments and questions relating to the current situation. "But doesn't that mean-?" No, it means...You know what, just wait for me to tell you when to talk. Ugh, first paragraph and this is already happening, I swear! Okay, so after hearing the story, thank you very much, Pinkie notices a Brownish Orange Unicorn wearing a vest with pockets with a Cutie Mark of a treasure map on her flank levitating a magnifying glass over HER Cutie Mark. "The three tailed orbs..." she murmured. "Um, where I'M from, those are called BALOONS!" Pinkie commented...Okay, Derpy, you can talk again. "Hi, Goldie!" Said Derpy. The unicorn then looks at her and says "Oh, there you are! If you wan't to be my assistant for this, we have to stay together". "Wait, I thought you said you were on vacation!" Pinkie exclaimed. "I am," Derpy replied, "But I also offered my services to Goldie here because her other assistant ran off on her" Pinkie then looks at Goldie and asks "Who are you?" "Oh, forgive me," she said putting her magnifying glass away, "My husband, daughter and I are so renowned, I often forget to introduce myself. My name is Goldenrod, Equestria's finest treasure-hunter! I'm here looking for the Element of Itself" Paradise walks up to Goldie and says "Ah, so You're the one who sent the letter. I am to be your guide in your expedition. Let us be off". After introductions were on out of the way, Pinkie, Goldie, Derpy and Paradise begin their journey. As they continue into the jungle, Pinkie notices something on the ground. "HEY GUYS, WAIT!" She shouted. Everypony gathered around what Pinkie was looking at. "I don't see anything" Derpy claims as she's squinting at the blank area. "It's a picture of my Cutie Mark!" Pinkie said, "Ooh, there's another...And another..." She continues this as she follows this trail. "'And she shall see the path before her eyes...'" Goldie said. "Hurry, before we lose her!" The three ponies followed out heroine. As they went along in the dark reaches of the jungle, two trees on the right fall seperate ways and...Oh HAY to the no! "AAAAH, OLD SPICE ODER BLOCKER BODY SPRAY IS TOO POWERFUL TO LET THIS GUY MAKE FAN-FICTION ABOUT A GIRLY SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! Dass right" Dude, what the hay? "I was about to ask you the same thing. You kow why you write stuff like this?" Yeah but go ahead and throw in your opinion. "YOU DON'T SMELL LIKE A MAN!" Look, I think I know what you're problem is, you're one of those dudes who don't get Bronies. Here, watch the first two episodes. "Okay, but I don't see what it'll do for your case" Two hours later... "Okay, I see why now, I'm sorry..." It's cool. Just do your pec thing and fly away. "Okay...FRIENDSHIP IS POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" Now that that's over, let's continue. The four followed the trail to a field where they find- "WAIT A MINUTE!" Yes, Pinkie? "The walrus...In a tuxedo, a top hat and and a moustache...Riding a giant contraption...With my fishing pole as a lever by his chair? ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME ANGRY!?" Hey, I couldn't write him out of the story, he's important...Somehow...This was the best I can come up with, but there's another bad guy after this. For now, why don't you introduce yourself? "BREHEM! Yes, well, my name is Professor Thaddeus Q. Blubberton" he said in a refined voice. Pinkie giggles at his name...Yeah, I thought you'd like that. "My old nemesis" Goldie says walking up in front of the group, "You're after the Element of Itself too, aren't you!?" "Indeed I am, my little pony," Said Blubberton, "But you unfortunately have it in your posession. What we are REALLY after, is the component to activate this element". Derpy goes wall-eyed and asks "...Come again?" With a sigh, Blubberton eleborates, "If you were to reffer to the brochure," Aw horse apples, not this again, "It tells you that the Element of Itself is created by the one who seeks it but has it already. But enough of this," he said pointing to a cage with another familiar face in it, "Shall we begin our dance?" "FLUTTERSHY!" Pinkie and Derpy shouted. "That's your friend?" Goldie asked, "I'll destract him, you two go get her!" Blubberton gives a whistle and ten griffins show up. "Man, I hate these guys" Goldie muttered. As Goldie began fighting, the two Ponyvillians gallop over to the machine, dodging pies, bombs and boxing gloves along the way until they got up to Fluttershy. As Derpy starts bucking the cage, hops up to the cockpit and frees her fishing pole. She then leaves to help Fluttershy. Then Blubberton shouts, "NO, THAT'S THE SELF-DESTRUCT SWITCH!" Aw come on, say it! "No, it's demeaning, and a stareotype!" Fine, he then looks at the dashboard and says with a sigh, "That's the last time I buy my blueprints from a couple of smooth-talking salesponies" Pinkie and Derpy manage to get Fluttershy off the suspending bar before the machine exploded. After taking down the last griffin, Goldie rushed over to the cage and used her magic to unlock it. "Thank you, everypony," Fluttershy said exiting the cage, "I was so scared!" Pinkie walked up to her and asked "What was that all about? How did you get captured like that?" Flashing back to the point Pinkie dove in after Blubberton, Fluttershy explained "After you went after the walrus, Big Catch came back to the lake's shore. He whistled, then a mean-looking pegasus with three scratch marks on the left side of his flank and a whole pride of griffins show up attempting to capture everypony. Everyone else managed to get away thanks to Twilight, Rainbow Dash and Applejack, but Rarity and I weren't so lucky. That's the last thing I remembered before they put me to sleep. The next thing I knew, I woke up in that cage" Just then, the aforementioned pegasus shows up with an army of griffins. One of them appear to be Gilda. End of Part 3...Very good, we've managed to get through one with minimal interruptions. Ponyville's darkest hour (In a while)The Pegasus walks up to the group and introduces himself. "My name is Scratch, I believe you have trespassed on my territory" he said in a slightly menacing voice. "You're the one who keeps beating up our warriors!" Paradise said after a deep, sharp gasp of air. "Indeed I am," said Scratch. "My husband warned me about you" Goldie added. "What are you talking about?" asked Fluttershy. Sighing, Goldie replied "He's my uncle-in-law. His real name is Altostratus, he comes from the legendary Cloud Clan of Pegasi from Clopkick City". "Gilda..." Pinkie said walking up to the army. Gilda flies down to Pinkie and asks "What do YOU want, Stinky Pie?" Pinkie took a moment and asked "I know you've been a big, grumpy, thieving, mean, meanie-pants bully since the last time we've met, but why are you with these guys? Is it because of all the pranks Rainbow Dash pulled off at the party I threw you back in Ponyville?" An angry Gilda replied "No, this has nothing to do with you, OR Dash, it's about...Him...Father of...Her...My vengance shall be swift!" Quizically, Pinkie asks "What are you talking about?" "That's a story for another time," replied Gilda holding up what appears to be a flyer and looking at what's on it, "For now, you've got bigger fish to fry..." "RARITY!" cried Fluttershy, "What have you done with her?" Scratch replied "Don't freat, my little pony, I'm sure wherever she is...She's having a KRAKEN good time!" Paradise pondered this then said, "Oh no, there's a lake just at the foot of Mt. Gallopagos, a kraken lives there." Goldie then continues, "Derpy, you and Fluttershy return to the village and warn the chief. Pinkie, go find your other friend. Paradise and I will hold off the army for as long as we can. GO!" The group then splits up. Meanwhile in Ponyville, things were no better. Griffins ran amuk through the streets, smashing stuff, disorganizing books in Twilight's library, annoying the Apple Family, eating Sugarcube Corner's inventory, pestering pegasi, and...Playing dress-up in Carousel Boutique? HEY, WHAT IS THS!? YOU TWO, GET BACK TO WORK! "But we ARE working!" "Yeah, we's messin' up the store!" Oh...Okay then...Sorry...Carry on. Yes, things looked bleak for the Ponyvillians...Let's go see what Twilight and the other half of the gang are up to...We find them sitting around a table with apple celler with the Apple Family. "This is crazy, y'all!" AJ cried, "Them griffins are wreckin' the place!" "Yeah," shuttered Spike, "And I'm worried about Rarity!" "I'M WORRIED ABOUT THE LIBRARY!" Shouted a distraught Twilight, "Just before we left, I re-shelved them! Do you know how long it takes to alphabetize books in an entire library!? Who know's what they're doing to my room? And on top of it, ALL I WANTED FROM THIS WHOLE THING WAS A NICE, QUIET CAMPING TRIP!" Spike slaps the hysterical unicorn. "Thanks," she said, "I needed that". Granny Smith stands up and says "Calm down, troops!" She walks over to the map behind Twilight. "This here's war! I know you're all frightened and morale is low at the moment, but we can beat 'em if we just keep it together!" "But Granny," cried Apple Bloom, "They've thrown everything we've thrown at THEM back at US!" Rainbow Dash after just getting done playing with a rock on the table adds "And the only pony with the right sense to griffin-proof her property is Fluttershy after Gilda's visit". "YOU WANNA BE COURT-MARTIALED AGAIN!?" Shouted Granny Smith. "For what" replied Dash, "Stating the obvius!?" Big Macintosh seperates the two. After they both calmed down, Granny Smith continued, "The point is, we need a plan to get to Fluttershy's". Dash then adds "I'll destract them while you guys make a run for it!" Everypony except Big Mac murmered in agreement. "Nnope," Said Big Mac standing up, "It's too dangerous. They've probably hidden in the orchards waiting for us to come out. And they've got control of the skies over the town, so they would outnumber you. Our best bet is if we go underground" After thinking about this, Apple Bloom claims "That's it!" as she runs over to a door to her left and opens it. "What's this place?" Applejack asked. "It's one of the tunnels Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and I have been working on weeks before you guys went off for your camping trip." AB replied, "We started with makin' a tunnel to Fluttershy's home from our tree house first, but then we had an idea." Sweetie Belle pops out of the side of the door holding a shovel, wearing a miner hat and continues, "To make a NETWORK of them around Ponyville!" Scootaloo pops out of the other side of the door with a pick also wearing a miner hat asking "Is it lunch time yet?" before noticing everyone then asks "What's going on?" "So THAT'S where our diggin' tools went!" Said Granny Smith. "And why the jackhammer's broken!" Big Mac added. Applejack then informs her "Normally, y'all would get in a heap of trouble for not tellin' anypony about something this, but given the circumstances, I'd say that you three couldn't have done this in a better time!" The girls enter followed by Spike, Granny Smith and Big Mac leaving the Cutie Mark Crusaders behind. Scootaloo says "Seriously, I'm hungry and totally out of the loop!" "Yeah Apple Bloom, what's going on?" Sweetie Belle asks. "I'll explain on the way to Fluttershy's, come on!" Apple Bloom replied as she entered the tunnel. Moments in, the group notices a few signs poninting to where the paths lead. "Not much longer now" said Scootaloo. Twilight notices one of the signs reads Jungle. "We don't have a jungle near Ponyville!" she pointed out. Apple Bloom replied "This is where the jackhammer broke. We got carried away and accidentally made a tunnel that leads to a mountain in a random jungle" A few moments later, they make it to Fluttershy's. Just as they did, the griffins are seen with their backs turned at Twilight and Co. quivering in frear at something they're looking at. "It's them!" one griffin said. "The Half-Breed and...HER!" replied another. From a distance, two silhouettes are seen. One seems to be of a griffin with the tail of a manticore and the other of a winged unicorn about the size and body build of a regular run-of-the-mill female pony. As Angel Bunny is see twirling a pen and stopping it to blow on the tip, the winged unicorn casts a spell that zaps all the surrounding griffins scaring every last one out of Ponyville and it's establishments. The two then fly away...Let's see what Pinkie's up to! Pinkie raced the trail she can see to Mt. Gallopagos. Once she got there, she saw Rarity dressed in a feathery safari outfit tied by all four legs to two posts in front of the lake. When Pinkie reached the fancy unicorn, she came to. "Ugh, where am I?" she asked. Just then, the kraken shows up roaring. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Screeched Rarity...ouch... Pinkie then setps up to the beast. "NO! BAD OCTOPUS THINGIE!" she cried, "GO AWAY!" The kraken then roars and grabs both Ponyvillians with his tentacles. As the two struggle to get free, Clam Clop returns and slaps the kraken with his fin until it collapses to the lake floor letting the girls go. Clam catches them in time and lands them on the other side of the lake. "Are you two alright?" he asked. "Oh, why...Yes" Rarity said in a voice as if she were in awe of the Merpony. "Thanks again, Clam" Pinkie said. "Anytime, Pinkie" replied Clam, "Until we meet again!" As Clam dives into the lake, Rarity turns to Pinks and asks "Pinkie, what have you been up to?" OH FOR PETE SAKE, NOT AGAIN! As Pinkie was about to say ANYTHING, Zecora pops up from a wooden trapdoor by the two and notices the mountain. "By my eyes it is so close, is that Mt. Gallopagos?" the zebra asked. Pinkie and Rarity notice her. "Hi, Zecora!" Pinkie said. Noticing them, Zecora says "A question I ask you Pinkie, are there pictures that you see?" "Pictures?" Rarity asked. Pinkie tells Zecora "You mean the pictures of my Cutie Mark on the ground? Yeah, I see them" Rarity again asks "What pictures?" Zecora then replies "There is no time, we cannot stop, we must get up to the top! As we climb, I shall explain, for now, we must prevent more pain" The three run up the mountain. "So what's going on?" Rarity asks Zecora. Zecora replied "Long ago it has been said, an event full of wonder and dread, is soon to come and run it's course, for twelve to make one, you must enforce, for without the Elements of Harmony, all will end in catastrophy" Rarity ponders what she just said and asks, "And where do these pictures of Pinkie's Cutie Mark come in?" Zecora then says "The one who bares the three tailed orbs, this knowlege you must both absorb, she must go and find the key, to activate the Fragment of Harmony" "Still not getting it, darling" Rarity said. When they get to the top they find a badly beaten Scratch at the mouth of what is revealed to be a volcano. "You're too late," he said, "The sun is in the right position, my path to great power shall soon be realized" He then jumps into the volcano without another word. "Blast that pony and his crime! We must return another time. For soon here shall spawn a monster..." As Pinkie and Rarity make their way down, Rarity claims "I'm so confused, what just happened?" Pinkie answered "I'll explain on the way to the village" Zecora then looks up to a rainbow-colored cloud saying "...The Great Gathering shall soon occur..." before heading down...Hey Pinkie, you wanna take the last paragraph? You've earned it! "Okie-dokie-lokie!" Okay, just come on out, I gotta go drain the lizzard. 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What? Oh just great, don't worry, I'll fix it... "I can do it, I can do it TWELVE times!" What? Wait- no, NO TWELVE-TIMES-A-DAY MAN, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *BOOOM!* The stranger from Gallopagos IslandWe rejoin Pinkie in an underwater cave. As she regains conciousness, she notices a male pony with a Cutie Mark of a clam on his lower half being a fish tail sitting in a puddle of water. "Are you all right, miss?" the pony asked in a soft, raspy voice. It took a couple of seconds, but the out-of-breath Earth Pony perks up and begins running around in a panic shouting "OH MY GOODNESS! FISH! LAKE! WALRUS! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM! CONTEST! POLE! SLAP!" She then plops in front of the strange pony. "My name is Clam Clop" he said, "I am a Merpony. Now what's this about a walrus?" Pinkie then proceeds to explaining her situation; "Well, yesterday, me and my friends were at Carosel Boutique and after Rarity started panicing about losing a pice of an outfit she was making, Twilight then had an idea". After three hours of explaining every detail up to her meeting Clam, Pinkie then asks "So why is there an underwather cave in a lake?" "This cave is connected to the sea," he replied, "Specifically, to my home, Gallopagos Island". He then points to the pool of water behind Pinkie. "Please, hop in". Pinkie then then jumps into the pool asking "What are we doing?" Clam then heads into the pool himself and hoofs Pinkie Pie a cupcake with green frosting saying "All your questions will soon be answred. For now, eat that". "Done!" Pinkie shouted licking the frosting off of her face. Clam dives in followed by Pinkie Pie who holds her breath. Noticing her puffy cheeks, Clam points out "You do not need to do that, the cupcake you ate had an ingredient that temporarily gives you the ability to breathe underwater, long enough to get to the island". After blowing out a few bubbles, Pinkie replies in a gurgly voice "Okie dokie lokie!" The two travel on the ocean floor seeing various sea creatures along the way. When they got to a tunnel in the mountain on their path, the effects of the cupcake began to wear off. They quickly swam through the tunnel into a lake full of Merponies. As Pinkie makes it to dry land, Clam began to explain the reason for binging her to the island; "This is Merpony Lake, my domain. Your destination is Buckatowa Village. A local will escort you to there. I will see you again around the waters of the island. Farewell for now, Wielder of the Element of Laughter!" He then dives into the water again as our party-loving heroine walks along the path in the jungle until she runs into a female, tropical tan Earth Pony with a flower in her grass-green mane with a Cutie Mark of a Coconut Tree on her flank. "Greetings, miss Pie," the native filly says in a voice as soft as Fluttershy's yet slightly rough as Rainbow Dash's, "My name is Paradise, come with me". The two Earth Ponies walk aways before making it to the village. There, she ran into a familiar face wearing a sun hat and an aloha shirt. "Derpy?" Pinkie claimed seeing her. "Oh, hi, Pinkie," replied the grey Pegasus, "Are you here on vacation too?" "No, I actually don't know what I'm doing here" said Pinkie, "No, seriously, what's going on? As Twilight would say, 'this makes no sense!' I've been acting practically out of character! You're being a big, confusing, weird, crazy confusie confusing pants!" Wait, what? "Well first I'm fishing in a lake while camping with my friends, then a big guy tells me it's HIS lake, then I get into a fishing contest for the lake then my pole gets stolen and then I'm brought to this island and now I'm in a village on said island with Derpy Hooves! And why do you keep calling this Pinkie Pie's FISHING Adventure when there's no actual fishing going on right now!? AND WHAT'S WITH THE WALRUS!? DO I EVER GET THE POLE BACK!?" *Munch* *Munch* *Gulp* "What the hay?" Sorry, you were ranting so long, I left to get some lunch. "Haven't you been paying attention? The point is, you're writing me out of character for most of this!" Hey, at least I didn't write you into a murderous butcher-baker like the guy who wrote Cupcakes did! "I guess you're right...Wait, you read that?" No, just a desciption of it on Know Your Meme. "Oh..." Okay...So Derpy, why don't you explain how you got to have a vacation here? "That would take up a whole nother paragraph, are you sure you want to finish up this part with that?" Aw pony feathers! Okay, that was a disaster...Anyway, after givng the two Ponyvillians a tour of the village, Paradise brings them to a big hut. "But what about the-?" WILL YOU FORGET ABOUT THE WALRUS FOR NOW!? I'LL GET TO THAT! Sorry, now then, a male, yellow Earth Pony in a tribal headdress with an aloha shirt of a different design of that of Derpy's and a Cutie Mark of a bottle of a sunblock on his flank exits the hut. "Greetings bodacious visitors," He said in a surfer dude voice, "Welsome to Gallopagose Island!" Paradise then replies, "Father, I brough the chosen one" "Righteous, come this way" The chief said. He then leads them to a wall with what appears to be a picture of Pinkie Pie's Cutie Mark. End of part 2 "Wait, that's it?" Afraid so, your rant took up most of the second to last paragraph.
The ContestOne day, Twilight and her friends decided to go camping in White Tail Woods. When they got to a nice spot in the middle of the woods, the Six friends quickly set up camp. After three hours, Rarity finishes setting up her luxurious house tent with Spike's help. "Thank you, Spike," Rarity said as she kisses him on the forehead, "You've been a great help". Scooting the cloud 9-riding baby dragon over to Fluttershy who's too busy befriending the woodland creatures over by her tent to notice him, Rarity turns her attention to Applejack and asks "Do you need help with YOUR tent, Applejack?" "No ma'am," AJ replied as she unrolled her tent, "All's I need is the moon and stars". Rolling her eyes with an unsruprised "Hmph", Rarity enters her tent saying "Well sleep in the dirt if you must," as Rainbow Dash lands in between the two, "But I plan on enjoying our little camping trip". Rainbow looks into Rarity's tent and asks "Uh, you do know that the idea of camping is ROUGHING IT!?" Rarity pops her head out of her tent and replies "I AM roughing it, I turned down THREE very important clients to come along!" With that, Rarity retreats back into the tent as an exasperated RD flies over to a tree with a blanket and pillow on one of it's branches and proceeds with a nap. Finishing setting up the fire pit, Twilight looks around the site then over to a pink, decorated tent with balloons attached to the sides and asks "Has anypony seen Pinkie Pie?" "Last I saw her," said Spike recovering from his twitterpated state, "She had a fishing pole with her". Rainbow then reports "She's down by the lake fishing". Fluttershy then asks "What about the food we've brought with us?" "Y'all needn't worry 'bout THAT none," Applejack answered pointing to a sack tied up to a branch on the opposite of Rainbow Dash's tree, "Dash is guardin' it" Meanwhile down at the lake, Pinkie is sitting on the dock with a pile of fish behind her pole at hoof singing to herself. "Oh the lake is full of wonderful things, if I went exploring, I could meet a king, I tell you with this song I sing, that I really, really, really, really love fish-ing! WHEE!" After finishing her song, a walrus comes out of the water and starts eating the fish. Noticing this, Pinkie reels her pole in, sits it aside aside, turns around and exclaims "HEY! What are you doing?" The walrus ignores her and continues eating. Just then, a big, green, burly Earth Pony wearing a straw hat and a stock of hay in his mouth and a Cutie Mark of a fish shows up. "What are YOU doin'?" He asked her in an Appleloosan accent. "I'm fishing," she replied with a slight hint of anger in her voice, "And this walrus is eating my score!" The Earth Pony then tells her "Mah name is Big Catch, and YOU happen to be fishin' on MAH property!" "WHAT!?" Pinkie shouted in disbelief, "But I didn't see any signs!" As Big Catch showed Pinkie the deed, Fluttershy walks in noticing the walrus and ignoring the argument. With an excited gasp, she rushes over to the walrus and gives him a big hug. "Oh my goodness," she proclaimed, "You're so cute!" Big Catch looks over at Fluttershy with a sneer asking "You touchin' mah walrus?" Pushed to the limit, Pinkie claims "That's it, I challenge you to a fishing contest! Winner gets to decide what happens to the lake!" "Loser works for the winner for a month!" Big Catch added. The two then leave in their seprate ways which lead to Pinkie falling into the water. Moments later, everypony gathed around to see this competition. Big Catch is in a regular fishing boat while Pinkie is in a brightly decorated boat with streamers and balloons. "Fillies and gentalcolts," Spike started, "Welcome to the fishing competition that will decide an argument!" Applejack adds "The one that catches the most fish and the biggest gets the deed to this here lake!" "Contestants ready...Get set..." As Spike rang the bell, the contest began. Both Pinkie and Big Catch were tied with each other until Spike rang the bell again, the last fish caught was on both hooks. It was the biggest one out of both sides. This lead to a tug-of-war between the two Earth Ponies. Pinkie's pole slips out of her hooves as the two reeled in. "Ha! That's what you get for tryin' to take MAH property!" Big Catch gloated, "Now ah believe y'all are trespassin'!" "JUST A SECOND!" Rainbow Dash says as she and Fluttershy fly over to the contestants, "That last fish CLEARLY belongs to Pinkie Pie! Her pole's still attatched to it!" Big Catch replies while glaring at the angry Pegasis, "But it's in MAH boat!" "Well, mister Big Catch, sir," Fluttershy begins in her timid manner, "When the bell rang, our friend pulled up the fish first. So, um, if you don't mind-" "You want MAH fish?" Big Catch asked in anger grabbing the pole and throwing the fish at Fluttershy, "You can have MAH fish!" Fluttershy dodges the fish and the pole with a yelp as Big Catch realizes what he just did. Before anypony could react, the walrus returns and takes the fish with the pole. Rainbow Dash then tells Big Catch "SEE WHAT YOU DID!?" "Hey, wait a minute, that silly walrus took my pole!" Pinkie cried before diving in. She swam after the walrus. Just when she had him right where she wanted him, his tail smacks her unconcious sending her to the bottom. End of part 1.
Champion, Weilder, Party Animal! Champion, Weilder, Party Animal! As Pinkie Pie looked at the picture, she couldn't help but wonder, "Why is there a picture of my Cutie Mark here?" The chief replied "This painting from generations past like, represents the coming of a great hero, brah" Paradise continues, "Legend has it that whoever bares the Cutie Mark of the three tailed orbs shall make way for the challenge of the Weilder of the Element of Itself" "The Element of Itself?" Pinkie asked. "It is said that the one who weilds the Element of Itself is the Fragment of Harmony. This element is said to be the most powerful of all six but is indepenant from them. In order for 12 to become one, the foretold weilder must aquire his element" Hey, Derpy, that was Paradise's line! "But I read it in the brochure!" Look, whatever, just try to be a good little secondary character and just stick to comments and questions relating to the current situation. "But doesn't that mean-?" No, it means...You know what, just wait for me to tell you when to talk. Ugh, first paragraph and this is already happening, I swear! Okay, so after hearing the story, thank you very much, Pinkie notices a Brownish Orange Unicorn wearing a vest with pockets with a Cutie Mark of a treasure map on her flank levitating a magnifying glass over HER Cutie Mark. "The three tailed orbs..." she murmured. "Um, where I'M from, those are called BALOONS!" Pinkie commented...Okay, Derpy, you can talk again. "Hi, Goldie!" Said Derpy. The unicorn then looks at her and says "Oh, there you are! If you wan't to be my assistant for this, we have to stay together". "Wait, I thought you said you were on vacation!" Pinkie exclaimed. "I am," Derpy replied, "But I also offered my services to Goldie here because her other assistant ran off on her" Pinkie then looks at Goldie and asks "Who are you?" "Oh, forgive me," she said putting her magnifying glass away, "My husband, daughter and I are so renowned, I often forget to introduce myself. My name is Goldenrod, Equestria's finest treasure-hunter! I'm here looking for the Element of Itself" Paradise walks up to Goldie and says "Ah, so You're the one who sent the letter. I am to be your guide in your expedition. Let us be off". After introductions were on out of the way, Pinkie, Goldie, Derpy and Paradise begin their journey. As they continue into the jungle, Pinkie notices something on the ground. "HEY GUYS, WAIT!" She shouted. Everypony gathered around what Pinkie was looking at. "I don't see anything" Derpy claims as she's squinting at the blank area. "It's a picture of my Cutie Mark!" Pinkie said, "Ooh, there's another...And another..." She continues this as she follows this trail. "'And she shall see the path before her eyes...'" Goldie said. "Hurry, before we lose her!" The three ponies followed out heroine. As they went along in the dark reaches of the jungle, two trees on the right fall seperate ways and...Oh HAY to the no! "AAAAH, OLD SPICE ODER BLOCKER BODY SPRAY IS TOO POWERFUL TO LET THIS GUY MAKE FAN-FICTION ABOUT A GIRLY SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! Dass right" Dude, what the hay? "I was about to ask you the same thing. You kow why you write stuff like this?" Yeah but go ahead and throw in your opinion. "YOU DON'T SMELL LIKE A MAN!" Look, I think I know what you're problem is, you're one of those dudes who don't get Bronies. Here, watch the first two episodes. "Okay, but I don't see what it'll do for your case" Two hours later... "Okay, I see why now, I'm sorry..." It's cool. Just do your pec thing and fly away. "Okay...FRIENDSHIP IS POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" Now that that's over, let's continue. The four followed the trail to a field where they find- "WAIT A MINUTE!" Yes, Pinkie? "The walrus...In a tuxedo, a top hat and and a moustache...Riding a giant contraption...With my fishing pole as a lever by his chair? ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME ANGRY!?" Hey, I couldn't write him out of the story, he's important...Somehow...This was the best I can come up with, but there's another bad guy after this. For now, why don't you introduce yourself? "BREHEM! Yes, well, my name is Professor Thaddeus Q. Blubberton" he said in a refined voice. Pinkie giggles at his name...Yeah, I thought you'd like that. "My old nemesis" Goldie says walking up in front of the group, "You're after the Element of Itself too, aren't you!?" "Indeed I am, my little pony," Said Blubberton, "But you unfortunately have it in your posession. What we are REALLY after, is the component to activate this element". Derpy goes wall-eyed and asks "...Come again?" With a sigh, Blubberton eleborates, "If you were to reffer to the brochure," Aw horse apples, not this again, "It tells you that the Element of Itself is created by the one who seeks it but has it already. But enough of this," he said pointing to a cage with another familiar face in it, "Shall we begin our dance?" "FLUTTERSHY!" Pinkie and Derpy shouted. "That's your friend?" Goldie asked, "I'll destract him, you two go get her!" Blubberton gives a whistle and ten griffins show up. "Man, I hate these guys" Goldie muttered. As Goldie began fighting, the two Ponyvillians gallop over to the machine, dodging pies, bombs and boxing gloves along the way until they got up to Fluttershy. As Derpy starts bucking the cage, hops up to the cockpit and frees her fishing pole. She then leaves to help Fluttershy. Then Blubberton shouts, "NO, THAT'S THE SELF-DESTRUCT SWITCH!" Aw come on, say it! "No, it's demeaning, and a stareotype!" Fine, he then looks at the dashboard and says with a sigh, "That's the last time I buy my blueprints from a couple of smooth-talking salesponies" Pinkie and Derpy manage to get Fluttershy off the suspending bar before the machine exploded. After taking down the last griffin, Goldie rushed over to the cage and used her magic to unlock it. "Thank you, everypony," Fluttershy said exiting the cage, "I was so scared!" Pinkie walked up to her and asked "What was that all about? How did you get captured like that?" Flashing back to the point Pinkie dove in after Blubberton, Fluttershy explained "After you went after the walrus, Big Catch came back to the lake's shore. He whistled, then a mean-looking pegasus with three scratch marks on the left side of his flank and a whole pride of griffins show up attempting to capture everypony. Everyone else managed to get away thanks to Twilight, Rainbow Dash and Applejack, but Rarity and I weren't so lucky. That's the last thing I remembered before they put me to sleep. The next thing I knew, I woke up in that cage" Just then, the aforementioned pegasus shows up with an army of griffins. One of them appear to be Gilda. End of Part 3...Very good, we've managed to get through one with minimal interruptions.
Ponyville's darkest hour (In a while)The Pegasus walks up to the group and introduces himself. "My name is Scratch, I believe you have trespassed on my territory" he said in a slightly menacing voice. "You're the one who keeps beating up our warriors!" Paradise said after a deep, sharp gasp of air. "Indeed I am," said Scratch. "My husband warned me about you" Goldie added. "What are you talking about?" asked Fluttershy. Sighing, Goldie replied "He's my uncle-in-law. His real name is Altostratus, he comes from the legendary Cloud Clan of Pegasi from Clopkick City". "Gilda..." Pinkie said walking up to the army. Gilda flies down to Pinkie and asks "What do YOU want, Stinky Pie?" Pinkie took a moment and asked "I know you've been a big, grumpy, thieving, mean, meanie-pants bully since the last time we've met, but why are you with these guys? Is it because of all the pranks Rainbow Dash pulled off at the party I threw you back in Ponyville?" An angry Gilda replied "No, this has nothing to do with you, OR Dash, it's about...Him...Father of...Her...My vengance shall be swift!" Quizically, Pinkie asks "What are you talking about?" "That's a story for another time," replied Gilda holding up what appears to be a flyer and looking at what's on it, "For now, you've got bigger fish to fry..." "RARITY!" cried Fluttershy, "What have you done with her?" Scratch replied "Don't freat, my little pony, I'm sure wherever she is...She's having a KRAKEN good time!" Paradise pondered this then said, "Oh no, there's a lake just at the foot of Mt. Gallopagos, a kraken lives there." Goldie then continues, "Derpy, you and Fluttershy return to the village and warn the chief. Pinkie, go find your other friend. Paradise and I will hold off the army for as long as we can. GO!" The group then splits up. Meanwhile in Ponyville, things were no better. Griffins ran amuk through the streets, smashing stuff, disorganizing books in Twilight's library, annoying the Apple Family, eating Sugarcube Corner's inventory, pestering pegasi, and...Playing dress-up in Carousel Boutique? HEY, WHAT IS THS!? YOU TWO, GET BACK TO WORK! "But we ARE working!" "Yeah, we's messin' up the store!" Oh...Okay then...Sorry...Carry on. Yes, things looked bleak for the Ponyvillians...Let's go see what Twilight and the other half of the gang are up to...We find them sitting around a table with apple celler with the Apple Family. "This is crazy, y'all!" AJ cried, "Them griffins are wreckin' the place!" "Yeah," shuttered Spike, "And I'm worried about Rarity!" "I'M WORRIED ABOUT THE LIBRARY!" Shouted a distraught Twilight, "Just before we left, I re-shelved them! Do you know how long it takes to alphabetize books in an entire library!? Who know's what they're doing to my room? And on top of it, ALL I WANTED FROM THIS WHOLE THING WAS A NICE, QUIET CAMPING TRIP!" Spike slaps the hysterical unicorn. "Thanks," she said, "I needed that". Granny Smith stands up and says "Calm down, troops!" She walks over to the map behind Twilight. "This here's war! I know you're all frightened and morale is low at the moment, but we can beat 'em if we just keep it together!" "But Granny," cried Apple Bloom, "They've thrown everything we've thrown at THEM back at US!" Rainbow Dash after just getting done playing with a rock on the table adds "And the only pony with the right sense to griffin-proof her property is Fluttershy after Gilda's visit". "YOU WANNA BE COURT-MARTIALED AGAIN!?" Shouted Granny Smith. "For what" replied Dash, "Stating the obvius!?" Big Macintosh seperates the two. After they both calmed down, Granny Smith continued, "The point is, we need a plan to get to Fluttershy's". Dash then adds "I'll destract them while you guys make a run for it!" Everypony except Big Mac murmered in agreement. "Nnope," Said Big Mac standing up, "It's too dangerous. They've probably hidden in the orchards waiting for us to come out. And they've got control of the skies over the town, so they would outnumber you. Our best bet is if we go underground" After thinking about this, Apple Bloom claims "That's it!" as she runs over to a door to her left and opens it. "What's this place?" Applejack asked. "It's one of the tunnels Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and I have been working on weeks before you guys went off for your camping trip." AB replied, "We started with makin' a tunnel to Fluttershy's home from our tree house first, but then we had an idea." Sweetie Belle pops out of the side of the door holding a shovel, wearing a miner hat and continues, "To make a NETWORK of them around Ponyville!" Scootaloo pops out of the other side of the door with a pick also wearing a miner hat asking "Is it lunch time yet?" before noticing everyone then asks "What's going on?" "So THAT'S where our diggin' tools went!" Said Granny Smith. "And why the jackhammer's broken!" Big Mac added. Applejack then informs her "Normally, y'all would get in a heap of trouble for not tellin' anypony about something this, but given the circumstances, I'd say that you three couldn't have done this in a better time!" The girls enter followed by Spike, Granny Smith and Big Mac leaving the Cutie Mark Crusaders behind. Scootaloo says "Seriously, I'm hungry and totally out of the loop!" "Yeah Apple Bloom, what's going on?" Sweetie Belle asks. "I'll explain on the way to Fluttershy's, come on!" Apple Bloom replied as she entered the tunnel. Moments in, the group notices a few signs poninting to where the paths lead. "Not much longer now" said Scootaloo. Twilight notices one of the signs reads Jungle. "We don't have a jungle near Ponyville!" she pointed out. Apple Bloom replied "This is where the jackhammer broke. We got carried away and accidentally made a tunnel that leads to a mountain in a random jungle" A few moments later, they make it to Fluttershy's. Just as they did, the griffins are seen with their backs turned at Twilight and Co. quivering in frear at something they're looking at. "It's them!" one griffin said. "The Half-Breed and...HER!" replied another. From a distance, two silhouettes are seen. One seems to be of a griffin with the tail of a manticore and the other of a winged unicorn about the size and body build of a regular run-of-the-mill female pony. As Angel Bunny is see twirling a pen and stopping it to blow on the tip, the winged unicorn casts a spell that zaps all the surrounding griffins scaring every last one out of Ponyville and it's establishments. The two then fly away...Let's see what Pinkie's up to! Pinkie raced the trail she can see to Mt. Gallopagos. Once she got there, she saw Rarity dressed in a feathery safari outfit tied by all four legs to two posts in front of the lake. When Pinkie reached the fancy unicorn, she came to. "Ugh, where am I?" she asked. Just then, the kraken shows up roaring. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Screeched Rarity...ouch... Pinkie then setps up to the beast. "NO! BAD OCTOPUS THINGIE!" she cried, "GO AWAY!" The kraken then roars and grabs both Ponyvillians with his tentacles. As the two struggle to get free, Clam Clop returns and slaps the kraken with his fin until it collapses to the lake floor letting the girls go. Clam catches them in time and lands them on the other side of the lake. "Are you two alright?" he asked. "Oh, why...Yes" Rarity said in a voice as if she were in awe of the Merpony. "Thanks again, Clam" Pinkie said. "Anytime, Pinkie" replied Clam, "Until we meet again!" As Clam dives into the lake, Rarity turns to Pinks and asks "Pinkie, what have you been up to?" OH FOR PETE SAKE, NOT AGAIN! As Pinkie was about to say ANYTHING, Zecora pops up from a wooden trapdoor by the two and notices the mountain. "By my eyes it is so close, is that Mt. Gallopagos?" the zebra asked. Pinkie and Rarity notice her. "Hi, Zecora!" Pinkie said. Noticing them, Zecora says "A question I ask you Pinkie, are there pictures that you see?" "Pictures?" Rarity asked. Pinkie tells Zecora "You mean the pictures of my Cutie Mark on the ground? Yeah, I see them" Rarity again asks "What pictures?" Zecora then replies "There is no time, we cannot stop, we must get up to the top! As we climb, I shall explain, for now, we must prevent more pain" The three run up the mountain. "So what's going on?" Rarity asks Zecora. Zecora replied "Long ago it has been said, an event full of wonder and dread, is soon to come and run it's course, for twelve to make one, you must enforce, for without the Elements of Harmony, all will end in catastrophy" Rarity ponders what she just said and asks, "And where do these pictures of Pinkie's Cutie Mark come in?" Zecora then says "The one who bares the three tailed orbs, this knowlege you must both absorb, she must go and find the key, to activate the Fragment of Harmony" "Still not getting it, darling" Rarity said. When they get to the top they find a badly beaten Scratch at the mouth of what is revealed to be a volcano. "You're too late," he said, "The sun is in the right position, my path to great power shall soon be realized" He then jumps into the volcano without another word. "Blast that pony and his crime! We must return another time. For soon here shall spawn a monster..." As Pinkie and Rarity make their way down, Rarity claims "I'm so confused, what just happened?" Pinkie answered "I'll explain on the way to the village" Zecora then looks up to a rainbow-colored cloud saying "...The Great Gathering shall soon occur..." before heading down...Hey Pinkie, you wanna take the last paragraph? You've earned it! "Okie-dokie-lokie!" Okay, just come on out, I gotta go drain the lizzard. 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What? Oh just great, don't worry, I'll fix it... "I can do it, I can do it TWELVE times!" What? Wait- no, NO TWELVE-TIMES-A-DAY MAN, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *BOOOM!*
The stranger from Gallopagos IslandWe rejoin Pinkie in an underwater cave. As she regains conciousness, she notices a male pony with a Cutie Mark of a clam on his lower half being a fish tail sitting in a puddle of water. "Are you all right, miss?" the pony asked in a soft, raspy voice. It took a couple of seconds, but the out-of-breath Earth Pony perks up and begins running around in a panic shouting "OH MY GOODNESS! FISH! LAKE! WALRUS! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM! CONTEST! POLE! SLAP!" She then plops in front of the strange pony. "My name is Clam Clop" he said, "I am a Merpony. Now what's this about a walrus?" Pinkie then proceeds to explaining her situation; "Well, yesterday, me and my friends were at Carosel Boutique and after Rarity started panicing about losing a pice of an outfit she was making, Twilight then had an idea". After three hours of explaining every detail up to her meeting Clam, Pinkie then asks "So why is there an underwather cave in a lake?" "This cave is connected to the sea," he replied, "Specifically, to my home, Gallopagos Island". He then points to the pool of water behind Pinkie. "Please, hop in". Pinkie then then jumps into the pool asking "What are we doing?" Clam then heads into the pool himself and hoofs Pinkie Pie a cupcake with green frosting saying "All your questions will soon be answred. For now, eat that". "Done!" Pinkie shouted licking the frosting off of her face. Clam dives in followed by Pinkie Pie who holds her breath. Noticing her puffy cheeks, Clam points out "You do not need to do that, the cupcake you ate had an ingredient that temporarily gives you the ability to breathe underwater, long enough to get to the island". After blowing out a few bubbles, Pinkie replies in a gurgly voice "Okie dokie lokie!" The two travel on the ocean floor seeing various sea creatures along the way. When they got to a tunnel in the mountain on their path, the effects of the cupcake began to wear off. They quickly swam through the tunnel into a lake full of Merponies. As Pinkie makes it to dry land, Clam began to explain the reason for binging her to the island; "This is Merpony Lake, my domain. Your destination is Buckatowa Village. A local will escort you to there. I will see you again around the waters of the island. Farewell for now, Wielder of the Element of Laughter!" He then dives into the water again as our party-loving heroine walks along the path in the jungle until she runs into a female, tropical tan Earth Pony with a flower in her grass-green mane with a Cutie Mark of a Coconut Tree on her flank. "Greetings, miss Pie," the native filly says in a voice as soft as Fluttershy's yet slightly rough as Rainbow Dash's, "My name is Paradise, come with me". The two Earth Ponies walk aways before making it to the village. There, she ran into a familiar face wearing a sun hat and an aloha shirt. "Derpy?" Pinkie claimed seeing her. "Oh, hi, Pinkie," replied the grey Pegasus, "Are you here on vacation too?" "No, I actually don't know what I'm doing here" said Pinkie, "No, seriously, what's going on? As Twilight would say, 'this makes no sense!' I've been acting practically out of character! You're being a big, confusing, weird, crazy confusie confusing pants!" Wait, what? "Well first I'm fishing in a lake while camping with my friends, then a big guy tells me it's HIS lake, then I get into a fishing contest for the lake then my pole gets stolen and then I'm brought to this island and now I'm in a village on said island with Derpy Hooves! And why do you keep calling this Pinkie Pie's FISHING Adventure when there's no actual fishing going on right now!? AND WHAT'S WITH THE WALRUS!? DO I EVER GET THE POLE BACK!?" *Munch* *Munch* *Gulp* "What the hay?" Sorry, you were ranting so long, I left to get some lunch. "Haven't you been paying attention? The point is, you're writing me out of character for most of this!" Hey, at least I didn't write you into a murderous butcher-baker like the guy who wrote Cupcakes did! "I guess you're right...Wait, you read that?" No, just a desciption of it on Know Your Meme. "Oh..." Okay...So Derpy, why don't you explain how you got to have a vacation here? "That would take up a whole nother paragraph, are you sure you want to finish up this part with that?" Aw pony feathers! Okay, that was a disaster...Anyway, after givng the two Ponyvillians a tour of the village, Paradise brings them to a big hut. "But what about the-?" WILL YOU FORGET ABOUT THE WALRUS FOR NOW!? I'LL GET TO THAT! Sorry, now then, a male, yellow Earth Pony in a tribal headdress with an aloha shirt of a different design of that of Derpy's and a Cutie Mark of a bottle of a sunblock on his flank exits the hut. "Greetings bodacious visitors," He said in a surfer dude voice, "Welsome to Gallopagose Island!" Paradise then replies, "Father, I brough the chosen one" "Righteous, come this way" The chief said. He then leads them to a wall with what appears to be a picture of Pinkie Pie's Cutie Mark. End of part 2 "Wait, that's it?" Afraid so, your rant took up most of the second to last paragraph.
