Halo: Killing Machineby That ForerunnerChaptersThe MissionThe Changeling Massacre Swag (and Revelations)EpiloguePrologueThe MissionSomething has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.The Changeling Massacre The Changeling Massacre Killman had been thrown off his course towards the Covenant base for unknown reasons and he started heading towards a city built by the planets inhabitants. Jeff was SUPER PISSED because of these, black horse things, delaying his killing time with those Covenant fucks. So, he was going to kill them all. That's when he saw it, a larger black horse with a silky ruined mane and actual eyes that were green, staring at him with horror and anger. Killman learned that the big guy is always the leader. It must be responsible for throwing him off course! "YOU!" Killman yelled, pointing his finger at Chrysalis. "WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, IM GOING TO RIP YOUR HEAD OFF THEN PULL OUT EVERY SINGLE ORGAN FROM YOUR DECAPITATED BODY! THEN IM GOING TO SHOOT YOUR LIFELESS BODY UNTIL IT EXPLODES IN TO A MILLION PIECES! YOUR GOING TO REGRET FOR THROWING ME OF COURSE AND DELAYING MY COVENANT KILLING TIME!" Killman yelled as loud as he could at Chrysalis, with his finger pointing threateningly at her. Killman then started making his way to the Throne Room in pure raw rage. Chrysalis was in a absolute shock at what that beast said to her. Did it think she was responsible for Throwing him off course.' If she did then she had no idea, but what mattered is that it was a clear deadly threat if it was going to make threats like that. Chrysalis then order a squad of Changeling holding up to forty after this beast. "Lets see if he can stop that" Chrysalis said evilly while rubbing her hoof together. Buckley was sprinting towards what should be the entrance to this fucking girly castle. While Killman was sprinting he suddenly heard buzzing coming from behind him. He stopped sprinting and turned around, a swarm of those black horse bug things, where closing in behind him. Killman cocked his SMG and yelled. "COME AT ME YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT!!" Killman charged at them with threatening speeds, screaming bloody murder at the Changelings. When they were close to impacting each other, Killman brought up his Hard Light Shield and the Changelings were pushed backwards 8 feet from the solid shield. Jeff then brought the shield down and unleashed his hail of bullets that can pierce through Titanium like butter. The Changelings were being mowed down like ragdolls and were spraying green blood everywhere while the bullets pierce through there chitin like nothing, then piercing through there flesh and then coming back out from there back and then killing the Changelings behind them. Killman was in straight out glee from all the blood and flesh spraying everywhere. "YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!" Killman screamed while still unloading on the Changelings. Eventually all the Changelings fell down dead and drained. Killman then stopped firing his SMG and took a moment to admire his work and the death around him, and this all happen in under eight seconds. "Pathetic!" Killman shouted at the corpses around him. "KEEP SENDING YOUR USELESS FUCKS BLACK HORSE. BECAUSE I LOVE TO KILL THEM AND WATCH THEM DIE AND SPRAY THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE! BUT I WON'T LEAVE THIS PLACE UNTIL YOUR DEAD, DECAPITATED, AND BLEEDING!!" Killman screamed everywhere with his arms out. Killman continued his way towards the castle like nothing happened. Chrysalis was completely in dread. That thing just eliminated forty of her children in eight seconds, she needed to take extreme measures, My children, focus all attention on the Bipedal beast and prevent him from reaching this castle! Chrysalis ordered all her children with a single thought. "Now, beast, lets see if you can take on my invasion force." Killman was starting to reach the entrance to the castle, until a swarm of those black bugs went everywhere, inside the castle, in front of the entrance, and behind him. Killman smiled like psychopath thinking about all the blood was going to be spilled after the battle. "YOU ALL JUST WANT TO DIE DON'T YOU, YOUR ALL GOING ON MY LIST OF CONFIRMED KILLS!!" Killman yelled, with arms out in a menacingly look. Killman pointed his gun at a Changeling, but the gun made a click. "SHIT!! Well, weapon switch it is then." Killman said to himself, while putting his SMG on his side and reaching for the weapon on his back. Killman pulled a Forerunner Scattershot from his back and pointed it at the Changeling he planned to kill. The Changeling he pointed it at was disintegrated in a swarm of orange particles. The Changelings charged at Killman with encouragement to protect there Queen. Killman continued firing the Forerunner shotgun until it run out of ammo. Killman then grabbed a Energy Sword and activated it, making a satisfying sizzling sound. "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE!!!!" Killman screamed while running towards the hoard of Changelings. Killman jumped on top of a Changeling using him as a boost into the crowd, he then turned around with his Suppressed Pistol and put two caps in the Changelings ass. Killman turned back around just in time to face Changelings charging him, Killman charged towards them, screaming like a madman and he came close enough he swan his Energy Sword killing at lest five Changelings, the Changelings were attempting to surround him but Killman just kept waving the sword like a crazy man on drugs while screaming. All Killman could see was black and burning flesh, he was enjoying every single moment of it. Killman looked at his H.U.D and saw that his Energy sword was down to 30%, Jeff then tossed the Energy sword into the crowd and at least killing twenty Changelings. "Time to bring out Old Swag." Killman thought thinking like a crazy man. Killman then brought out a giant knife, more like a machete, and he sliced Changelings while spinning a 360 over and over again. But Jeff's weapon had more secrets then it looks like. Suddenly a voice thundered across the sky shouting. "YES, OH MY GOD!!!!" Every Changeling around him was starting to die rapidly for no goddamn reason. Shouting and screaming that can't even be understood through all the shouting and screaming, Thundered across the sky. Killman saw on his H.U.D a new option appeared reading 'SWAG COUNTER.' And this was increasing rapidly. "100%" "230%" "360%: "420%" When it reached 420, everything around him died from the swag. Killman looked around him and saw the streets filled with blood and pieces of flesh. Killman then screamed to the heavens. "YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!" Chrysalis had pinpricked eyes and was just staring at Killman screaming to the heavens. Chrysalis then lost it and went crazy. "WHAT THE FUCK, HOW DID HE DO THAT!!" Chrysalis screamed, Chrysalis then turned to the Elements. "WHO THE FUCK IS THAT, TELL ME OR YOUR ALL DEAD!!!" Twilight was so shocked with Chrysalis behavior, but looks like she wasn't kidding. "I don't know!!" Twilight shouted. "TELL ME YOU PURPLE FUCK, OR EVERYTHING ON THIS PLANET DIES, AND YOU WILL BUR-" Chrysalis was interrupted by a Changeling speaking to her through her mind. "My Queen!!" The Changeling shouted. "The beast has entered the building and is killing everything in its path. You got to help us, before he kills me too!! *BANG*" A bullet went right through the Changelings head. Chrysalis looked towards the door in horror and heard loud bangs coming from behind it. Killman had entered the castle and was looking for the big black horse. Those smaller ones had been getting in his way so he killed them like always, Killman turned a corner and a Changeling poped up and hissed, Jeff just slashed its head off with Old Swag. Killman the looked over the corner and he saw a enormous door. "That's got to be were Mrs. Black horse is. Killman thought to himself. Killman ran towards the door and when he reached it he heard some chatter, and one sounded like the Big Black Horse. "KNOCK KNOCK, WHO'S THERE, HELL, HELL WHO, YOUR GOING TO HELL YOU FUCKING BITCH." Killman said behind the door. Killman then kicked the door off its hings, sending it flying into the room. Jeff heard some screaming from inside and he entered the room looking as deadly as ever. When he entered he was COVERED in green blood and he saw the big horse and some colorful ones. The black horse fired a green beam from its horn and Jeff responded by putting up his Hard Light Shield. "WHAT!" Chrysalis shouts, terrified that her magic had no effect on the shield. Killman then put the shield down and pulled out his Suppressed Pistol and fired a round in the horse's horn, and leg. "AHGHHH!!" Chrysalis yelped in pain, then tried to run. Killman fired a another round in her hind leg, The six girls were just completely terrified on how this creature was hurting a Changeling Queen just by pointing a loud tool at, Killman made his approach "All hail the fucking party pooper." Killman approach her and pointed his pistol at her. "THE ONE THAT RUIN MY FUCKING COVENANT KILLING TIME, but now you'll pay for your GODAMM crimes against me and ruining my mission, and I'm going to do everything I said I was going to do, DECAPITATED YOUR FUCKING HEAD, PULL OUT YOUR ORGANS FROM YOUR DECAPITATED BODY THEN EXPLODE YOU IN NOTHING BUT GUTS, now you will pay for your crimes..in death." Killman announced to Chrysalis. "WAIT!" Twilight yelled Killman pulled the trigger and the bullet went right through her head. "Dumb, FUCK!" Killman shouted at the corpse of Chrysalis. Killman kick the body three times then pulled out Old Swag and slice her head off. Her head rolled across the floor leaving a trail of green blood, Killman then reached into the hole were her head used to be and started ripping out every organ inside her in less then fifteen seconds. Killman then pulled out a Shotgun repeatedly shot her body over and over again until it exploded into a green mist leaving only the remaining flesh. "YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Killman screamed to the heavens. All the girls were either throwing up or standing still in complete shock, they have never seen so much blood in there live. Killman then started walking towards Celestia in the chrysalis to free her and get some answers, but a pink Alicorn that was messy and possibly hurt block his way. "You stay away from her!" Cadence threaten Killman, while in a battle ready stance with her horn glowing with magical forces. "YOU WANT FUCKING HELP OR NOT!?! GET OUT OF MY WAY BITCH!!" Killman yelled at the top of his lungs as it echoed across the room, Killman shoved her to the side to get to Celestia. Killman walked towards the Chrysalis, ignoring the cries of rage behind him, Jeff then stopped below the Chrysalis and pulled out Old Swag. Killman jumped at inhuman heights and prepare to slice the Chrysalis off the celling, as Killman approach the right height, he swung his Knife at the part of the Chrysalis that was keeping the thing attached to the roof. As the Chrysalis fell to the ground, Killman grabbed the thing and he hit the ground not even phased by the long fall. Jeff dropped the Chrysalis on the ground and watched as a figure slowly emerged from the Chrysalis. Now, he will get his answers one way or another. Author's Note You where warned Chrysalis fans, but lets get one thing clear, I don't hate Chrysalis I very much like her, but that's just how this story goes, next chapter coming soon. Like VERY soon. Swag (and Revelations)Killman watched as the chrysalis with what he guessed was there leader, rose from it's resting place and soon a pissed off Alicorn emerged from the chrysalis, covered in a green substance. Eyes giving a deadly glare her facial expression locked into a frown, Celestia stood at eye level with Jeff and glared at him as if it was a staring contest. "Killing and then butchering Chrysalis was absolutely unnecessary." Celestia declared to Killman, her facial expression still locked in its threatening look. Killman was shocked with her response, as he just saved there asses from a certain doom. "I think your missing something, WHERE'S MY FUCKING 'THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY ASS SPEECH' SUNBUTT!!" Killman yelled directly in Celestia's face, earning gasps from the crowd below him. "HEY! She's the Princess, you can't just insult her like-" "I GET TO SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO SUNBUTT!! NOW SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE YOU END UP LIKE HER!!" Killman yelled in Rainbow Dashes direction, then pointing to the little bits of remains of Queen Chrysalis's corpse. "YOU WILL NOT TREAT ME AND MY SUBJECTS WITH SUCH ATTITUDE!" Celestia nearly yelled in the Royal Canterlot Voice at Jeff, while making her way into a threatening stance. Killman, not even phase by her sudden outbreak, turned his attention towards the pissed off princess, and then slowly walked up to her. Jeff stopped when his helmet nearly touched her face, and standing near good 2 inches above her. "Look here bitch, I just saved your ass from a bug infestation, and what do I get as a reward, ONE PISSED OFF MEGA BITCH!! WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT YOUR FUCKING ENEMY?!? DID YOU WANT TO FUCK ONE OR SOMETHING, OR AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE!? FROM HOW SAW IT, IT LOOKED LIKE THEY WHERE TRYING TO KILL YOUR ASSES, AND YOU CARE ABOUT SOMETHING THAT NEARLY KILLED YOU! YOU NEED HELP BITCH!!" Killman yelled at the top of his lungs at Celestia, with his finger pointing at her in a aggressive way. Celestia was done, the Princess charged up her horn and prepared to knock this beast into oblivion. But before she could, he spoke. "Tsk tsk tsk tsk, not so fast Sunbutt." Killman told Celestia, then whistled as if commanding something. Only a second later, a blond dog came running in towards Jeff. The dog stood by Jeff, awaiting orders. Celestia was curious on way this beast had summoned a dog, and where did the dog come from. "Sunbutt, meet my dog, The Doge. "WOW" The Doge announced his first words to Celestia. "Now, if you don't fucking thank me bitch, me and the Doge are going to kick your ass!" Killman shouted at Celestia, and the Doge growling at her. "You think you can beat the Princess!? She can raise the sun and what can you do-" BOOM Killman shot Rainbow in the forehoof with a unsuppressed Magnum, making everyone's ears ring. "AGHHAAA!" Rainbow yelled in pain, and fell down on the floor holding her left hoof "Get rekt rainbow pony." Killman announced to Rainbow, then blowing the steam of the muzzle of the magnum. "RAINBOW!" Everypony in the room yelled in fear, while running towards her. Celestia soon arrived on the scene with everypony else. "Celestia is she alright!?" Twilight asked in a fearful voice, while looking up a Celestia. Celestia was the first to notice a hole, the size of a golf ball in her left forehoof, which was bleeding badly. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER YOU BEAST!?" Celestia yelled at Jeff, turned towards him. "I shot her, what could it be?" Killman answered her question as if she was stupid, while standing in the same position. Celestia right eye twiched, she lost it. "I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR IGNORANCE BEAST!!" Celestia yelled in the Royal Canterlot Voice, while flying up about 5 feet in the air, charged her horn and fired a beam of magical energy at Killman. Killman saw the incoming attack and charged up his own. CALL 911 NOW!!!!!!!! A huge beam of blue electrocuting dubstep shot out of Killman's hand and struck Celestia magical beam. When two beams energy struck, the dubstep one pushed Celestia's beam like nothing. Celestia looked in dread as her beam was being pushed back like nothing, Celestia tried to move out of the way to avoid situation like this again, but she was to slow and she flew towards the wall at 200 meters per second, only 4.milliseconds later she struck the wall, creating a shape of herself imbedded into the wall. "HOWS THAT FEEL YOU FUCK!!" Killman yelled at the broken body of Celestia, which was doing everything to stay alive. "Huh, what, what's happening?" Shining Armor asked, finally awaking from his transe. BOOM Killman shot Shining Armor right in the fucking head "NEVER FUCKING INTERRUPT ME SCRUB!!" "SHINING, NOOOOO!!!!" Cadence yelled at the top of her lungs, her eyes filling up with tears running towards Shining Armor. "NOOO, NOOOOOOOOO WHHHYYYYY!!!!! YOU BUCKING MONSTER!!" Cadence yelled at Jeff, looking right at him. "Hey, he interrupted me, he should be more careful, EVEN THOUGH HE'S ALREADY DEAD!!!" Killman then LOLed his ass off, the Doge doing the same. Twilight turned around from Celestia and was now seething with rage, first this beast hurts Rainbow Dash, then the Princess, THEN MURDERS HER BROTHER AND THEN LAUGHS HIS FLANK AT HIS HORRIBLE JOKE!!! No, he ends here now. AGGHHHHHHHHHHH YOU SHIT STAIN!!!!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!" Twilights satanic scream shakes the whole Palace as her eyes turn a deadly white. Killman looked at Twilight, not even impressed by her rage. "Yeah, good luck with that. I've got this entire mountain armed with 20 million tons of TNT, that will destroy this mountain, and everything around it. Soooo DON'T FUCKING DO THAT PRICK!!" Killman warned Twilight, standing his ground. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!! PREPARE TO DIE YOU ASSHOLE!!!" Twilight yelled completely ignoring Jeff's warning. "FUCK YEAH!!! I GET TO BLOW UP A FUCKING MOUNTAIN!!! SEE YA FUCKER, EVERYTHING ON THIS MOUNTAIN AND AROUND IT IS ABOUT TO OBLITERATED!! LETS GO DOGE!!" "WOW" The Doge then spawned up Harry Potter, which he held two brooms. "WHAT THE!! WHY I'M I HERE!!" Harry Potter demanded, looking at the nearest person, which was Jeff. "Too die Potter!" Killman then shot a 5 inch bullet into Harry's head, the head exploded in a blast of blood and gore. "GRAB THE BROOMS AND LETS GO!!" Jeff shouted at the Doge. The Doge spawned Jeff and him on the magical flying Brooms, which then launched off at incredible speeds, nearly missing a massive magical bolt that put a 20 foot hole where they were standing that was shot by Twilight. "NIGHTY NIGHTY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!" Killman then pulled out the detonator that would detonate the 20 million tons of TNT in the mountain. Jeff Buckley then pressed the button on the detonator, and then the mountain holding Canterlot exploded from the inside, allowing pieces of the mountain to shoot out everywhere around the use to be mountain, and allowing the explosion to spread, obliterating Ponyville, the Everfree Forest, and everything in the area. "YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!" Killman screamed to the heavens, flying away from the explosion at Mach 2. Everything in the mountains range was killed. Author's Note All that remains is the Epilogue. Stay tuned for the final chapter. Epilogue"YOU DID WHAT!!" Captain Andrews yelled at Jeff, turning around from his window in his quarters. "You heard me Captain, I was thrown off course by a fucking black horse-bug, then I killed all of them, and finally, the people, well horses, I was rescuing fucking turned on me because 'I killed there enemys'. So they didn't give me a thank you and because of that, I blew up the whole fucking mountain there city was on with 20 million tons of TNT. Yeah that pretty much sums it Captain, don't know why your making such a big deal out of this." Killman calmly said, leaning against the wall behind him with his arms crossed. "WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET 20 'MILLION' TONS OF TNT COMMANDER!!" Andrews yelled with confusion, shock, and anger, his arms out in front of in confusion and anger. "Uh, duh Captain, the Swag Gods." Killman told in a 'no shit' voice, still in his position. "AND WHO THE FUCK ARE THE SWAG- You know I'm not going to ask, but what I understand right now is that you RUINED our chance to make first contact with a possibility peaceful species, AND besides the Covenant!" The Captain shouted in frustration, anger, and sadness, while making his way towards his computer in his quarters while still keeping eye contact with Killman. "Ah trust me Captain, there probably has violent as the Covenant." Killman reassured, pushing himself off the wall and following the Captain to his desk. "How can you be so goddamn certain about that!" Andrews shouted, looking up from his computer. "Uhh, they ATTACKED ME AFTER I SAVED THERE ASSES FROM A CERTAIN DEATH, Yeah I'm preeettty goddamn positive they were violent and would probably attack us on sight. Killman pointed out, leaning in towards the Captain. "Whatever Commander, I'm reporting you to ONI." "What the fuck did you just say." Killman said in a calm anger, looking Captain Andrews dead in the eyes. "You heard me Commander, I'm reporting you to ONI." Killman grabbed the Captain by his throat and lifted him in the air. "DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING SAY THOSE WORDS THAT WHERE CREATED BY SATAN HIMSELF!!!!!!!! AND IF YOU REPORT ME, I'LL MURDER YOU AND ONI!!" "I'm going to...Court Martial your ass." Captain Andrews said, under strain by Jeff choking him. "You don't want to do that." Killman waved his other hand across Captain Andrews "I don't want to do that" Captain Andrews said in a hepatized state. "Good, now give me control of the Hell's Fire and don't remember anything about our conversation." "I'll give you control of the ship and I'll remember nothing about our conversation." Andrews said in a hepatized state. Killman let go of his neck, then watch as he went over the intercom. Then he pressed a button and it a spoke. This is your Captain speaking, Commander Jeff Buckley is now temporarily in command of this vessel. I can not command it, for as I have a meeting with Lord Hood, and we must leave the orbit of the planet immediately. Thank you for listening. And with that, he simply went over to his bed and fell asleep instantly. "Well, I guess it's 'Captain' Jeff Buckley now" Killman chuckled at the last part, and then made his way to the Bridge. Captain Jeff Buckley walked in the bridge, and watched as bridge officers continued there work on the screens in front of them, there fingers dancing along the keyboards typing in god knows what. Jeff then made his way to the front of the bridge, where the captain stands. In front of him a screen, showing the Hell's Fire's orbit around this fucking planet, and beyond that lays two pilots and a big window showing the planet and space around it. "Captain were awaiting orders." One of the pilots in front of him announced, turning towards Killman. "Good, fire up the FTL Drive and prepare for a Slipspace jump" Killman announced to the pilots. "Yes sir" The same pilot said, turning back towards the console. Killman then pressed a button on the intercom and spoke. "This is your Captain speaking, prepare for a Slipspace Jump, and then we can leave this godforsaken planet." Killman then turned his attention back towards the pilots. "Set a course for Earth, lets leave this fucking planet." "You got it Captain, starting up the Slipspace Drive." The second pilot announced, typing in the codes on the console. The Hell's Fire then fired up it's normal engines, which propelled the massive vessel forwards. Then the massive Slipspace portal opened up in front of the Hell's Fire, which the Hell's Fire went into. Soon the whole vessel was engulfed in the massive blue hole, and a second later, the portal closed, leaving a lone planet and the other planets, and the star. But Killman left the gift of death on Equis, which killed Equestria's leaders, and protectors. Not long after, the world was thrown into chaos. The End? Author's Note This is probably not the last you'll see of Jeff Buckley/Killman. The story behind Killman is pretty simple, I created him when I was playing the Halo 3: ODST campaign on legendary, and I got really mad due to my many deaths, so, Killman was born. I simply killed everything with my rage and hatred, and surprisingly, I got less deaths. Hope you enjoyed the story, also this is the first story I have completed, so yaaa. That Forerunner out. P.S this is this what 20 million tons of TNT would look like exploding, or 20 megatons. This is 15 megatons but, close enough. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DryGWs9u6jU And this is info on such a explosion. Just go to the detonation section. http://www.google.com/url?q=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_Bravo&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwjv1bPSlNfJAhVD6GMKHfchBHMQFggLMAA&usg=AFQjCNFBd80-htfh10SACu0Zgc6m6proRg PrologueAuthor's Note Real introduction to story beneath this video. Prologue Halo: Killing Machine The Year Is 2557. Humanity is at war with a alien alliance known as 'The Covenant' We are winning. Really all thanks goes to the ODST by the name of Jeff Buckley otherwise known as 'Killman.' Jeff has killed at least 999,563 Covenant and this man LOVES to kill. Neil 3543 is the Covenant's Last bastion- a carefully guarded secret. But not anymore Captain Outman of the UNSC Google discovers Neil 3543 on accident and soon learns of a Covenant on the planet. Captain Outman takes immediate action and sends only Killman to the surface resulting in 97,743 Covenant deaths and Killman walks out without a scratch. After this mission Killman is needed elsewhere on the UNSC Hell's Fire a Halcyon Class Cruiser commanded by Captain Andrews. Captain Andrews receives order from ONI to deal with a other Covenant presence on a unknown world 789 light-years from Earth. Captain Andrews takes Killman and some Spartans to take on the mission and after 2 days they arrive at the planet. And now the squad awaits orders inside the cruiser. Preparing to drop.
The Changeling Massacre The Changeling Massacre Killman had been thrown off his course towards the Covenant base for unknown reasons and he started heading towards a city built by the planets inhabitants. Jeff was SUPER PISSED because of these, black horse things, delaying his killing time with those Covenant fucks. So, he was going to kill them all. That's when he saw it, a larger black horse with a silky ruined mane and actual eyes that were green, staring at him with horror and anger. Killman learned that the big guy is always the leader. It must be responsible for throwing him off course! "YOU!" Killman yelled, pointing his finger at Chrysalis. "WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, IM GOING TO RIP YOUR HEAD OFF THEN PULL OUT EVERY SINGLE ORGAN FROM YOUR DECAPITATED BODY! THEN IM GOING TO SHOOT YOUR LIFELESS BODY UNTIL IT EXPLODES IN TO A MILLION PIECES! YOUR GOING TO REGRET FOR THROWING ME OF COURSE AND DELAYING MY COVENANT KILLING TIME!" Killman yelled as loud as he could at Chrysalis, with his finger pointing threateningly at her. Killman then started making his way to the Throne Room in pure raw rage. Chrysalis was in a absolute shock at what that beast said to her. Did it think she was responsible for Throwing him off course.' If she did then she had no idea, but what mattered is that it was a clear deadly threat if it was going to make threats like that. Chrysalis then order a squad of Changeling holding up to forty after this beast. "Lets see if he can stop that" Chrysalis said evilly while rubbing her hoof together. Buckley was sprinting towards what should be the entrance to this fucking girly castle. While Killman was sprinting he suddenly heard buzzing coming from behind him. He stopped sprinting and turned around, a swarm of those black horse bug things, where closing in behind him. Killman cocked his SMG and yelled. "COME AT ME YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT!!" Killman charged at them with threatening speeds, screaming bloody murder at the Changelings. When they were close to impacting each other, Killman brought up his Hard Light Shield and the Changelings were pushed backwards 8 feet from the solid shield. Jeff then brought the shield down and unleashed his hail of bullets that can pierce through Titanium like butter. The Changelings were being mowed down like ragdolls and were spraying green blood everywhere while the bullets pierce through there chitin like nothing, then piercing through there flesh and then coming back out from there back and then killing the Changelings behind them. Killman was in straight out glee from all the blood and flesh spraying everywhere. "YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!" Killman screamed while still unloading on the Changelings. Eventually all the Changelings fell down dead and drained. Killman then stopped firing his SMG and took a moment to admire his work and the death around him, and this all happen in under eight seconds. "Pathetic!" Killman shouted at the corpses around him. "KEEP SENDING YOUR USELESS FUCKS BLACK HORSE. BECAUSE I LOVE TO KILL THEM AND WATCH THEM DIE AND SPRAY THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE! BUT I WON'T LEAVE THIS PLACE UNTIL YOUR DEAD, DECAPITATED, AND BLEEDING!!" Killman screamed everywhere with his arms out. Killman continued his way towards the castle like nothing happened. Chrysalis was completely in dread. That thing just eliminated forty of her children in eight seconds, she needed to take extreme measures, My children, focus all attention on the Bipedal beast and prevent him from reaching this castle! Chrysalis ordered all her children with a single thought. "Now, beast, lets see if you can take on my invasion force." Killman was starting to reach the entrance to the castle, until a swarm of those black bugs went everywhere, inside the castle, in front of the entrance, and behind him. Killman smiled like psychopath thinking about all the blood was going to be spilled after the battle. "YOU ALL JUST WANT TO DIE DON'T YOU, YOUR ALL GOING ON MY LIST OF CONFIRMED KILLS!!" Killman yelled, with arms out in a menacingly look. Killman pointed his gun at a Changeling, but the gun made a click. "SHIT!! Well, weapon switch it is then." Killman said to himself, while putting his SMG on his side and reaching for the weapon on his back. Killman pulled a Forerunner Scattershot from his back and pointed it at the Changeling he planned to kill. The Changeling he pointed it at was disintegrated in a swarm of orange particles. The Changelings charged at Killman with encouragement to protect there Queen. Killman continued firing the Forerunner shotgun until it run out of ammo. Killman then grabbed a Energy Sword and activated it, making a satisfying sizzling sound. "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE!!!!" Killman screamed while running towards the hoard of Changelings. Killman jumped on top of a Changeling using him as a boost into the crowd, he then turned around with his Suppressed Pistol and put two caps in the Changelings ass. Killman turned back around just in time to face Changelings charging him, Killman charged towards them, screaming like a madman and he came close enough he swan his Energy Sword killing at lest five Changelings, the Changelings were attempting to surround him but Killman just kept waving the sword like a crazy man on drugs while screaming. All Killman could see was black and burning flesh, he was enjoying every single moment of it. Killman looked at his H.U.D and saw that his Energy sword was down to 30%, Jeff then tossed the Energy sword into the crowd and at least killing twenty Changelings. "Time to bring out Old Swag." Killman thought thinking like a crazy man. Killman then brought out a giant knife, more like a machete, and he sliced Changelings while spinning a 360 over and over again. But Jeff's weapon had more secrets then it looks like. Suddenly a voice thundered across the sky shouting. "YES, OH MY GOD!!!!" Every Changeling around him was starting to die rapidly for no goddamn reason. Shouting and screaming that can't even be understood through all the shouting and screaming, Thundered across the sky. Killman saw on his H.U.D a new option appeared reading 'SWAG COUNTER.' And this was increasing rapidly. "100%" "230%" "360%: "420%" When it reached 420, everything around him died from the swag. Killman looked around him and saw the streets filled with blood and pieces of flesh. Killman then screamed to the heavens. "YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!" Chrysalis had pinpricked eyes and was just staring at Killman screaming to the heavens. Chrysalis then lost it and went crazy. "WHAT THE FUCK, HOW DID HE DO THAT!!" Chrysalis screamed, Chrysalis then turned to the Elements. "WHO THE FUCK IS THAT, TELL ME OR YOUR ALL DEAD!!!" Twilight was so shocked with Chrysalis behavior, but looks like she wasn't kidding. "I don't know!!" Twilight shouted. "TELL ME YOU PURPLE FUCK, OR EVERYTHING ON THIS PLANET DIES, AND YOU WILL BUR-" Chrysalis was interrupted by a Changeling speaking to her through her mind. "My Queen!!" The Changeling shouted. "The beast has entered the building and is killing everything in its path. You got to help us, before he kills me too!! *BANG*" A bullet went right through the Changelings head. Chrysalis looked towards the door in horror and heard loud bangs coming from behind it. Killman had entered the castle and was looking for the big black horse. Those smaller ones had been getting in his way so he killed them like always, Killman turned a corner and a Changeling poped up and hissed, Jeff just slashed its head off with Old Swag. Killman the looked over the corner and he saw a enormous door. "That's got to be were Mrs. Black horse is. Killman thought to himself. Killman ran towards the door and when he reached it he heard some chatter, and one sounded like the Big Black Horse. "KNOCK KNOCK, WHO'S THERE, HELL, HELL WHO, YOUR GOING TO HELL YOU FUCKING BITCH." Killman said behind the door. Killman then kicked the door off its hings, sending it flying into the room. Jeff heard some screaming from inside and he entered the room looking as deadly as ever. When he entered he was COVERED in green blood and he saw the big horse and some colorful ones. The black horse fired a green beam from its horn and Jeff responded by putting up his Hard Light Shield. "WHAT!" Chrysalis shouts, terrified that her magic had no effect on the shield. Killman then put the shield down and pulled out his Suppressed Pistol and fired a round in the horse's horn, and leg. "AHGHHH!!" Chrysalis yelped in pain, then tried to run. Killman fired a another round in her hind leg, The six girls were just completely terrified on how this creature was hurting a Changeling Queen just by pointing a loud tool at, Killman made his approach "All hail the fucking party pooper." Killman approach her and pointed his pistol at her. "THE ONE THAT RUIN MY FUCKING COVENANT KILLING TIME, but now you'll pay for your GODAMM crimes against me and ruining my mission, and I'm going to do everything I said I was going to do, DECAPITATED YOUR FUCKING HEAD, PULL OUT YOUR ORGANS FROM YOUR DECAPITATED BODY THEN EXPLODE YOU IN NOTHING BUT GUTS, now you will pay for your crimes..in death." Killman announced to Chrysalis. "WAIT!" Twilight yelled Killman pulled the trigger and the bullet went right through her head. "Dumb, FUCK!" Killman shouted at the corpse of Chrysalis. Killman kick the body three times then pulled out Old Swag and slice her head off. Her head rolled across the floor leaving a trail of green blood, Killman then reached into the hole were her head used to be and started ripping out every organ inside her in less then fifteen seconds. Killman then pulled out a Shotgun repeatedly shot her body over and over again until it exploded into a green mist leaving only the remaining flesh. "YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Killman screamed to the heavens. All the girls were either throwing up or standing still in complete shock, they have never seen so much blood in there live. Killman then started walking towards Celestia in the chrysalis to free her and get some answers, but a pink Alicorn that was messy and possibly hurt block his way. "You stay away from her!" Cadence threaten Killman, while in a battle ready stance with her horn glowing with magical forces. "YOU WANT FUCKING HELP OR NOT!?! GET OUT OF MY WAY BITCH!!" Killman yelled at the top of his lungs as it echoed across the room, Killman shoved her to the side to get to Celestia. Killman walked towards the Chrysalis, ignoring the cries of rage behind him, Jeff then stopped below the Chrysalis and pulled out Old Swag. Killman jumped at inhuman heights and prepare to slice the Chrysalis off the celling, as Killman approach the right height, he swung his Knife at the part of the Chrysalis that was keeping the thing attached to the roof. As the Chrysalis fell to the ground, Killman grabbed the thing and he hit the ground not even phased by the long fall. Jeff dropped the Chrysalis on the ground and watched as a figure slowly emerged from the Chrysalis. Now, he will get his answers one way or another. Author's Note You where warned Chrysalis fans, but lets get one thing clear, I don't hate Chrysalis I very much like her, but that's just how this story goes, next chapter coming soon. Like VERY soon.
Swag (and Revelations)Killman watched as the chrysalis with what he guessed was there leader, rose from it's resting place and soon a pissed off Alicorn emerged from the chrysalis, covered in a green substance. Eyes giving a deadly glare her facial expression locked into a frown, Celestia stood at eye level with Jeff and glared at him as if it was a staring contest. "Killing and then butchering Chrysalis was absolutely unnecessary." Celestia declared to Killman, her facial expression still locked in its threatening look. Killman was shocked with her response, as he just saved there asses from a certain doom. "I think your missing something, WHERE'S MY FUCKING 'THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY ASS SPEECH' SUNBUTT!!" Killman yelled directly in Celestia's face, earning gasps from the crowd below him. "HEY! She's the Princess, you can't just insult her like-" "I GET TO SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO SUNBUTT!! NOW SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE YOU END UP LIKE HER!!" Killman yelled in Rainbow Dashes direction, then pointing to the little bits of remains of Queen Chrysalis's corpse. "YOU WILL NOT TREAT ME AND MY SUBJECTS WITH SUCH ATTITUDE!" Celestia nearly yelled in the Royal Canterlot Voice at Jeff, while making her way into a threatening stance. Killman, not even phase by her sudden outbreak, turned his attention towards the pissed off princess, and then slowly walked up to her. Jeff stopped when his helmet nearly touched her face, and standing near good 2 inches above her. "Look here bitch, I just saved your ass from a bug infestation, and what do I get as a reward, ONE PISSED OFF MEGA BITCH!! WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT YOUR FUCKING ENEMY?!? DID YOU WANT TO FUCK ONE OR SOMETHING, OR AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE!? FROM HOW SAW IT, IT LOOKED LIKE THEY WHERE TRYING TO KILL YOUR ASSES, AND YOU CARE ABOUT SOMETHING THAT NEARLY KILLED YOU! YOU NEED HELP BITCH!!" Killman yelled at the top of his lungs at Celestia, with his finger pointing at her in a aggressive way. Celestia was done, the Princess charged up her horn and prepared to knock this beast into oblivion. But before she could, he spoke. "Tsk tsk tsk tsk, not so fast Sunbutt." Killman told Celestia, then whistled as if commanding something. Only a second later, a blond dog came running in towards Jeff. The dog stood by Jeff, awaiting orders. Celestia was curious on way this beast had summoned a dog, and where did the dog come from. "Sunbutt, meet my dog, The Doge. "WOW" The Doge announced his first words to Celestia. "Now, if you don't fucking thank me bitch, me and the Doge are going to kick your ass!" Killman shouted at Celestia, and the Doge growling at her. "You think you can beat the Princess!? She can raise the sun and what can you do-" BOOM Killman shot Rainbow in the forehoof with a unsuppressed Magnum, making everyone's ears ring. "AGHHAAA!" Rainbow yelled in pain, and fell down on the floor holding her left hoof "Get rekt rainbow pony." Killman announced to Rainbow, then blowing the steam of the muzzle of the magnum. "RAINBOW!" Everypony in the room yelled in fear, while running towards her. Celestia soon arrived on the scene with everypony else. "Celestia is she alright!?" Twilight asked in a fearful voice, while looking up a Celestia. Celestia was the first to notice a hole, the size of a golf ball in her left forehoof, which was bleeding badly. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER YOU BEAST!?" Celestia yelled at Jeff, turned towards him. "I shot her, what could it be?" Killman answered her question as if she was stupid, while standing in the same position. Celestia right eye twiched, she lost it. "I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR IGNORANCE BEAST!!" Celestia yelled in the Royal Canterlot Voice, while flying up about 5 feet in the air, charged her horn and fired a beam of magical energy at Killman. Killman saw the incoming attack and charged up his own. CALL 911 NOW!!!!!!!! A huge beam of blue electrocuting dubstep shot out of Killman's hand and struck Celestia magical beam. When two beams energy struck, the dubstep one pushed Celestia's beam like nothing. Celestia looked in dread as her beam was being pushed back like nothing, Celestia tried to move out of the way to avoid situation like this again, but she was to slow and she flew towards the wall at 200 meters per second, only 4.milliseconds later she struck the wall, creating a shape of herself imbedded into the wall. "HOWS THAT FEEL YOU FUCK!!" Killman yelled at the broken body of Celestia, which was doing everything to stay alive. "Huh, what, what's happening?" Shining Armor asked, finally awaking from his transe. BOOM Killman shot Shining Armor right in the fucking head "NEVER FUCKING INTERRUPT ME SCRUB!!" "SHINING, NOOOOO!!!!" Cadence yelled at the top of her lungs, her eyes filling up with tears running towards Shining Armor. "NOOO, NOOOOOOOOO WHHHYYYYY!!!!! YOU BUCKING MONSTER!!" Cadence yelled at Jeff, looking right at him. "Hey, he interrupted me, he should be more careful, EVEN THOUGH HE'S ALREADY DEAD!!!" Killman then LOLed his ass off, the Doge doing the same. Twilight turned around from Celestia and was now seething with rage, first this beast hurts Rainbow Dash, then the Princess, THEN MURDERS HER BROTHER AND THEN LAUGHS HIS FLANK AT HIS HORRIBLE JOKE!!! No, he ends here now. AGGHHHHHHHHHHH YOU SHIT STAIN!!!!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!" Twilights satanic scream shakes the whole Palace as her eyes turn a deadly white. Killman looked at Twilight, not even impressed by her rage. "Yeah, good luck with that. I've got this entire mountain armed with 20 million tons of TNT, that will destroy this mountain, and everything around it. Soooo DON'T FUCKING DO THAT PRICK!!" Killman warned Twilight, standing his ground. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!! PREPARE TO DIE YOU ASSHOLE!!!" Twilight yelled completely ignoring Jeff's warning. "FUCK YEAH!!! I GET TO BLOW UP A FUCKING MOUNTAIN!!! SEE YA FUCKER, EVERYTHING ON THIS MOUNTAIN AND AROUND IT IS ABOUT TO OBLITERATED!! LETS GO DOGE!!" "WOW" The Doge then spawned up Harry Potter, which he held two brooms. "WHAT THE!! WHY I'M I HERE!!" Harry Potter demanded, looking at the nearest person, which was Jeff. "Too die Potter!" Killman then shot a 5 inch bullet into Harry's head, the head exploded in a blast of blood and gore. "GRAB THE BROOMS AND LETS GO!!" Jeff shouted at the Doge. The Doge spawned Jeff and him on the magical flying Brooms, which then launched off at incredible speeds, nearly missing a massive magical bolt that put a 20 foot hole where they were standing that was shot by Twilight. "NIGHTY NIGHTY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!" Killman then pulled out the detonator that would detonate the 20 million tons of TNT in the mountain. Jeff Buckley then pressed the button on the detonator, and then the mountain holding Canterlot exploded from the inside, allowing pieces of the mountain to shoot out everywhere around the use to be mountain, and allowing the explosion to spread, obliterating Ponyville, the Everfree Forest, and everything in the area. "YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!" Killman screamed to the heavens, flying away from the explosion at Mach 2. Everything in the mountains range was killed. Author's Note All that remains is the Epilogue. Stay tuned for the final chapter.
Epilogue"YOU DID WHAT!!" Captain Andrews yelled at Jeff, turning around from his window in his quarters. "You heard me Captain, I was thrown off course by a fucking black horse-bug, then I killed all of them, and finally, the people, well horses, I was rescuing fucking turned on me because 'I killed there enemys'. So they didn't give me a thank you and because of that, I blew up the whole fucking mountain there city was on with 20 million tons of TNT. Yeah that pretty much sums it Captain, don't know why your making such a big deal out of this." Killman calmly said, leaning against the wall behind him with his arms crossed. "WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET 20 'MILLION' TONS OF TNT COMMANDER!!" Andrews yelled with confusion, shock, and anger, his arms out in front of in confusion and anger. "Uh, duh Captain, the Swag Gods." Killman told in a 'no shit' voice, still in his position. "AND WHO THE FUCK ARE THE SWAG- You know I'm not going to ask, but what I understand right now is that you RUINED our chance to make first contact with a possibility peaceful species, AND besides the Covenant!" The Captain shouted in frustration, anger, and sadness, while making his way towards his computer in his quarters while still keeping eye contact with Killman. "Ah trust me Captain, there probably has violent as the Covenant." Killman reassured, pushing himself off the wall and following the Captain to his desk. "How can you be so goddamn certain about that!" Andrews shouted, looking up from his computer. "Uhh, they ATTACKED ME AFTER I SAVED THERE ASSES FROM A CERTAIN DEATH, Yeah I'm preeettty goddamn positive they were violent and would probably attack us on sight. Killman pointed out, leaning in towards the Captain. "Whatever Commander, I'm reporting you to ONI." "What the fuck did you just say." Killman said in a calm anger, looking Captain Andrews dead in the eyes. "You heard me Commander, I'm reporting you to ONI." Killman grabbed the Captain by his throat and lifted him in the air. "DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING SAY THOSE WORDS THAT WHERE CREATED BY SATAN HIMSELF!!!!!!!! AND IF YOU REPORT ME, I'LL MURDER YOU AND ONI!!" "I'm going to...Court Martial your ass." Captain Andrews said, under strain by Jeff choking him. "You don't want to do that." Killman waved his other hand across Captain Andrews "I don't want to do that" Captain Andrews said in a hepatized state. "Good, now give me control of the Hell's Fire and don't remember anything about our conversation." "I'll give you control of the ship and I'll remember nothing about our conversation." Andrews said in a hepatized state. Killman let go of his neck, then watch as he went over the intercom. Then he pressed a button and it a spoke. This is your Captain speaking, Commander Jeff Buckley is now temporarily in command of this vessel. I can not command it, for as I have a meeting with Lord Hood, and we must leave the orbit of the planet immediately. Thank you for listening. And with that, he simply went over to his bed and fell asleep instantly. "Well, I guess it's 'Captain' Jeff Buckley now" Killman chuckled at the last part, and then made his way to the Bridge. Captain Jeff Buckley walked in the bridge, and watched as bridge officers continued there work on the screens in front of them, there fingers dancing along the keyboards typing in god knows what. Jeff then made his way to the front of the bridge, where the captain stands. In front of him a screen, showing the Hell's Fire's orbit around this fucking planet, and beyond that lays two pilots and a big window showing the planet and space around it. "Captain were awaiting orders." One of the pilots in front of him announced, turning towards Killman. "Good, fire up the FTL Drive and prepare for a Slipspace jump" Killman announced to the pilots. "Yes sir" The same pilot said, turning back towards the console. Killman then pressed a button on the intercom and spoke. "This is your Captain speaking, prepare for a Slipspace Jump, and then we can leave this godforsaken planet." Killman then turned his attention back towards the pilots. "Set a course for Earth, lets leave this fucking planet." "You got it Captain, starting up the Slipspace Drive." The second pilot announced, typing in the codes on the console. The Hell's Fire then fired up it's normal engines, which propelled the massive vessel forwards. Then the massive Slipspace portal opened up in front of the Hell's Fire, which the Hell's Fire went into. Soon the whole vessel was engulfed in the massive blue hole, and a second later, the portal closed, leaving a lone planet and the other planets, and the star. But Killman left the gift of death on Equis, which killed Equestria's leaders, and protectors. Not long after, the world was thrown into chaos. The End? Author's Note This is probably not the last you'll see of Jeff Buckley/Killman. The story behind Killman is pretty simple, I created him when I was playing the Halo 3: ODST campaign on legendary, and I got really mad due to my many deaths, so, Killman was born. I simply killed everything with my rage and hatred, and surprisingly, I got less deaths. Hope you enjoyed the story, also this is the first story I have completed, so yaaa. That Forerunner out. P.S this is this what 20 million tons of TNT would look like exploding, or 20 megatons. This is 15 megatons but, close enough. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DryGWs9u6jU And this is info on such a explosion. Just go to the detonation section. http://www.google.com/url?q=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_Bravo&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwjv1bPSlNfJAhVD6GMKHfchBHMQFggLMAA&usg=AFQjCNFBd80-htfh10SACu0Zgc6m6proRg
PrologueAuthor's Note Real introduction to story beneath this video. Prologue Halo: Killing Machine The Year Is 2557. Humanity is at war with a alien alliance known as 'The Covenant' We are winning. Really all thanks goes to the ODST by the name of Jeff Buckley otherwise known as 'Killman.' Jeff has killed at least 999,563 Covenant and this man LOVES to kill. Neil 3543 is the Covenant's Last bastion- a carefully guarded secret. But not anymore Captain Outman of the UNSC Google discovers Neil 3543 on accident and soon learns of a Covenant on the planet. Captain Outman takes immediate action and sends only Killman to the surface resulting in 97,743 Covenant deaths and Killman walks out without a scratch. After this mission Killman is needed elsewhere on the UNSC Hell's Fire a Halcyon Class Cruiser commanded by Captain Andrews. Captain Andrews receives order from ONI to deal with a other Covenant presence on a unknown world 789 light-years from Earth. Captain Andrews takes Killman and some Spartans to take on the mission and after 2 days they arrive at the planet. And now the squad awaits orders inside the cruiser. Preparing to drop.
