You Meet Twilight Sparkle

by Poniez n Stuff

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Other, Romance, Comedy, Random, Sex, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 1345

This is the story of you meeting the world famous pony, Twilight Sparkle.

Author's note: I don't like the formatting here. The mods made me change it to match their standard, but it completely ruins the flow, in my opinion, especially for chapters two and three. Maybe you won't mind this formatting, but if you do, please check it out on Google Docs instead: Link.

Once upon a time, you met Twilight Sparkle and that's what this story is all about. This is the real life events of what happened in real life, you just don't remember, but it did happen.

Published 2015-02-24 08:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-02-24 08:30:02 UTC

Chapter Three: Romantically Falling In Love With Twilight Sparkle

As you were watching the movie, you put your arm around Twilight Sparkle and romantically fell in love with her. You shoved popcorn down your fucking mouth and then kissed her and then said "I fucking love you."

And then Twilight said "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE GODDAMN MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!"

After the movie was over you were all like "Now will you fucking listen to what the fuck I have to say you goddamn motherfucking shit-sucking dog fucking shit fucker?"

And she was all like "Yeah, what is it?"

And you were like "I love you."

And she was like "Really?"

And then in response to her you said "Yeah."

And then she kissed you and then you french kissed with the tongues because you were in love.

And then you were all like "I can't believe I am falled in love with famous cartoon alicorn princess from TV, name of Twilight Sparkle and also I made out with her." And also, you made out with her.

Chapter Four: Twilight Sparkle Becomes a Human

Twilight Sparkle then realized she was in the human world and was still a pony so she decided to become a human. Then you were all like "Woah, My Little Pony star Twilight Sparkle became a human and also she has purple skin. That's kinda weird."

And then Twilight Sparkle was like "I'm now a human in the human world, because I'm have fallen of in the love with you so I became of the same species as you so you wouldn't be arrested for bestiality, though." And then you had sex.

Then after sex, you went to the ice rink and ice skated with Twilight Sparkle and it was super romantic and cool and you were all like

"This is awesome! I can't believe I just had sex with Twilight Sparkle and now also I'm skating with her. Wow."

And then Twilight Sparkle was like "I am from a world of ponies and I came to the human world and now I fell in love with you. I will now live in the human world forever, because I am in love with you, my love. And also, I kissed and had sex with you and watched movie and ice sake and they don't even have ice skating in my world. Ice skating is pretty fun and I enjoy it. Thanks for taking me to the ice skating rink to ice skate and stuff and all that other jazz, because it's a ton of fun and also, I'm Twilight Sparkle and I love you and stuff."

And you were like "Cool."

Chapter Five: Twilight Sparkle Has To Leave

But it's super duper sad here in this last chapter, because it turns out that Twilight Sparkle, the human and/or pony-type that you love so much, she has to leave to go to her home planet. She heard that there's an attack in Equestria and she needs to go take care of it. It's super sad and now she has to leave you.

She was all like "I just found out that Mayor McKingly Queenish The Third is trying to kill all of Equestria with her magical penis. I have to go take care of this, because I'm super awesome and great and can take care of this. But in order to do so, I have to leave Earth and go back to my home planet of Equestria and take care of this. And I have to go now and will never come back, because the spell to come back here only worked once and once I leave I can never come back and I'll never see you again."

But you were all like "Wait, take me with you! Please, I love you!!!!"

But she was like "No." And then she was also like "Actually, since I'm not taking you with me, I'm going to wipe your memory so people don't think you're crazy or something." And that's the reason you don't remember any of this.

And so you cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried.

But then she wiped your memory and you didn't remember why you were crying, so you masturbated.

The end.

Chapter Two: Twilight Sparkle Moves In

So then Twilight said "I need a place to live. Can I live in your house?"

And you said "Yeah, sure, why not?"

So, she came into your house and was like "This fucking room is too fucking messy!!!"

And you said "No, it isn't! Shut your whore mouth, bitch!!!!!" Then Twilight bucked you in the jaw.

So then, Twilight was like "Where's the bathroom?" and you told her where the bathroom was, but it was too late because she already crapped and peed on your floor.

Then you were like "Twilight, why did you crap and pee on my floor?"

And she was like "Let's go see a movie." So, you went to go see a movie and you went to the movie theater and the only thing that the movie theater was showing was the My Little Pony movie from the future, because the movie theater owners had a time machine and went to the future to get a copy of it.

You watched it and it was the best movie you ever saw an you were like "Wow, this movie is so great! I hope I don't forget about it or something!"

Chapter One: The Meeting of Twilight Sparkle

Once upon a time, there was this really dumb person, that person was you. One time, you were walking down the street or whatever and you saw Twilight Sparkle. You already knew of the character Twilight Sparkle so, the first thing you asked yourself was "Is that Twilight Sparkle?"

Twilight heard you ask yourself that, because you said it out loud for some reason, even though you were asking yourself, and she said "Yeah, I am Twilight Sparkle. How do you know me?"

So you said, "I know of this cartoon that you're in called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and that's where I know you from and also how I know your name."

Then Twilight was like "Why would you watch that show? You're *insert your age here* years old and a *insert your gender here*, why would you watch that show at that age and gender that you are?"

And you said "I like to watch the show for the plot, because it's good." So, Twilight heard you say that and shoved her ass in your face, because by plot she thought you meant her ass.