Some revelant quote from either Mykan or a good fanfic that I read.

Twilight woke up the next day, letting the sun fall upon her face. As she opened her eyes she looked around and-

The purple unicorn stopped and looked over at the director, frowning as she did, “Well? What is my direction? What am I supposed to do now?”

“Um well, you see miss tara,” a young colt stammared as he looked at the script, “Um, Legendbringer was supposed to be here by now but he, uh.”

“What?” Big cheese, the excetive producer roared as he stepped in, “Where is that director and script writer?!”

“He’s on vacation and said he won’t be back until next week!” shouted the second director, “Please, I’m just the second director, have mercy on me!”

Big Cheese slammed his forehead and shook it, grumbling, “Picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue. All right, for now, just grab some no name writers and directors and have them finish it.”

“Wich ones?” asked the second director, his whiny voice cracking.

“I don’t care!” he shouted.

The second director nodded, “Thank god for my rolledex.”

Jim Henson.

Twilight Sparkle puppet stepped out from her bed and looked around. Seeing her costume, she nodded and zipped in. After zipping out, she said, “Ahhhh, thank Celestia that my fingers don’t work, makes getting dressed easy!”

Nodding that she was dressed in her velvety armor, she then began to make her horn glow. After waiting a few moments, she sighed and shook her head, her palm rubbing her forehead. Looking up, she said, “I’ll have to fly then.” That was when one of the puppet wranglers picked her up and threw her into the next scene.

Steven Spielberg.

Twilight, now a normal pony, stepped in front of her group, “Ok girls, now, we need to have a plan. That is why I brough in the help of some aliens!”

That was when a giant mothership landed, playing a sympohnic music as it did. When it opened, out stepped a little brown alien with a long neck. Looking around, the alien raised a three finger hand and pointed out, his red digit glowing. Then he muttered, “Ohhhhh,”

“Oh, what is that supposed to mean?” asked Applejack.

Pinkie Pie nodded, “I know what it means, It means that Indiana Jones will come in riding on top of Jaws while weilding a portal gun invented by Brain that will open a portal to get us into Conquest’s dimension where an army led by President Lincon, Private Ryan, and consiting of everyone from the west side and a BFG will be waiting for us!”

“What about Peter Pan?” asked Rarity. The mere mention of his name caused all of the girls, ET, and the trees, to make the sign of the cross.

“Robin Williams RIP.”

Then, that was when Octavia popped up and began to string her cello in B-minor. After playing a two beat ryhtm for a few moments, that was when the ground erupted to reveal a Jaws, that was promptly eaten by a T-rex, and on the T-rex was Indiana Jones, holding a portal gun in one hand and a list in the other. Looking back at the girls, he said, “You need a ride?” and with that he fired the portal gun to open a portal for the six.

There, waiting for them, was Abe Lincon. Looking at the mane six for a few moments, he said, “Girls...I need you to emanipate Conquest’s ass from his body. Now go!”

“No problem mr. President!” Twilight said with a nod before running off, accompained by some cliche rock song that will play while you read and you’ll click on this link because you know you are curious as to what song I picked. Come on, click me!!!!

Pinkie looked a little surprised by the events, “Hmmm, wow. I could not have predicted this.”

“What do you mean? You predicted every thing!” Twilight said.

Pinkie Pie shook her head, “No...I didn’t predict that the T-rex could kill jaws. That is going to be dissappointinh to wiz and Boomstick.”

Frank Miller.

Rarity, dressed in a skimpy outfit that was just one move from tearign and revealing everything to the audience, looked at her opponent. HEr for was a slut with englarged bits and wearing leather. Looking at her, Rarity began to narrate, “She smiled at me! She Smiled, with her Creepy smile that made me gag! I wanted to kill her! I needed to Kill her with every fiber of my being! She just digusted me! Unlike my city, my city wich loves me! And only me!

Rob Liefield.

Deadpool walked on the screen for a few moments, “Ok class. What obivious punchline is he going to pull out of his deirre? Is it, the guns, the big boobs, or the pockets? LEts find out!”

Applejack stepped out from the shadows, and narrowed her eyes at Kudos. Kudos smirked as he held up a hand, “Before we battle Abbigail, you should know that I changed my name to BluddRazerFist.” he said, now overly buff with viens popping out of his ceps and legs. His feet had also dissappeared, replaced by a white void. Squinting so hard that he couldn’t see anything, he asked, “You are there, right? Curse this Youngblood’s disease.”

“Yeah, Ah’m here,” Applejack said, stepping out wearing tight leather armor that had pouches on every arm and leg. On her back was a large gun that looked to be a combination of a gatling gun mixed with a flame thrower, a rocket launcher, and a grenade launcher. On her side was a magnum, and on the other, a bigger glock and on her ankle, that gun from Robocop...you know the one? What? I’m not describing everything to you! On her arms were twin ak-47s attached to katanas and in her hand was a giant minigun, that was belt fed flaming chainsaws that explode. “And Ah’m here for vengance against my family. But you may call me, AngstyBluddcrazedeathexterminatefinishgrabehellindefialablejerpodizingkillerlethalmortalicnukemobliteratorpartingQuiveringareyoureallyreadingallofthisinonebreathIsaluteyourenegadeslincerterminationunkillablevengancewatedxterminateryoungbloodzenith! And this is my gun, bob! Say hello bob.”

The giant minigun grew a pair of eyes and winked at Kudos before speaking in a squeaky voice, “Hello kiddies!”

Kudos growled, “Well, say hello to my little friend!”

“Hola!” said a little mexican wielding a gian bazooka. The little mexican then fired at Applejack.

Grant Morrison

Rhymey glared at Rainbow Dash, before floating in space, “Wait what?”

“Dude, like have you ever thought about the deeper meaning of this story. Like, how we are connected to the themes of the world? Or how we can all come to terms with the essance of meaning?” Rainbow Dash said, floating in the air while sitting on a rug. Behind her a black stallion with an afro was busy rocking out.

“Purple haze, all up in my brain,” said Jimmi Hendrix.

Rhymey asked, “Wait what?”

Suddently, a man in a yellow trenchcoat walked up to Rhymey. Nodding he said, “My name’s cool mccool. Half of the readers on this story won’t know who I am, but those who do are questioning why I am here. I am giving you my way of understanding this thing.”

“Rhymey looked at Cool McCool weirdly, “How?”

“With drugs!” Cool McCool said, before flying off on his rocketship.

Rhymey nodded and took a long drag of the weed. Gasping, he said, “Wow, I so totally understand the nuances of this story! Oh everything that has transpired and the inner meanings of it all-”

Suddently, everything froze as Trixie walked across your screen, “Ahem, we apologize to all Grant Morrison fans in the audience. You do not need to be on drugs to understand his stuff, and if you like it, we are completely understanding. He is a very talented writer. We just wanted an excuse to get high as a kite before anything weird happens.”

A stallion with an enmorous beard glared at everyone. On his flank was a pen dripped in blood. One colt asked, “Who is that?”

“Alan moore,” whispered a mare.

The colt shouted, “Isn’t this story deconstructive enough without him at the helm!!!!!”

Twilight Sparkle wa konkuesuto o niranda. Kanojo ga me o ubau ni tsurete, kanojo no me wa kesshin shita. Kanojo no karada wa gekido shite kinchō shite ita...

Anata wa watashi ga anata ni nani o itte iru no ka wakarimasen? Watashi wa nanika o kaku koto ga dekiru to omoushi, anata wa wazukana tegakari o motte inaideshou! Dakara koko ni!

Raisubōru no reshipi. Mazu, gohan o tori, nishi meshi o konomi, takuhanki ni iremasu. Junbi ga dekitara, ikutsu ka no nori o tsukande, anata no te ni shio o irete, sore o sankakkei no katachi ni suru. Anata no sukina tsumebutsu o tsuika shite kudasai!

Everyone stood shock before saying, “Um, mr. Toriyama, would you mind turning on the subtitles?”

Toriyama-bot nodded.

“Hey, Conquest! You fucking asswipe. I am goning to fucking kill you, you sunof abitch!” shouted Twilight.

“Um...professional subtitles?” aksed the writer.

Trixie looked oddly at the camera, “No one will get that reference!”

Akira Toriyama

Twilight glared down at Conquest, before smirking. Conquest looked at her weirdly, “What is with that smirk?”

“Because,” Twilight siad with a smield, “I brought in my personal robot daughter! Arale!!!!”

At that point, a little yellow filly wearing a white t-shirt, glasses and a hat that hatd her name on it appeared. Raising her hand, she said, “Atcha!”

“Arale,” Twilgiht siad, “He’s a bad man, go kick his can.”

“Right!” Arale siad, running at Conquest and uppercutting him out of the base.

Twilight then nodded, teleporting out. As she landed, she began to look around, “Connie? Og Connie? Where did he-”

Kakashi Mishimoto

Conquest appeared, riding on top of a giant twelve-tailed beast. Crossing his arms over his chest, he shouted, “I suppose before I kill you, I’ll tell you my long back story. See it all started back when I was 2...

(12 hours later)

“...and then that led to my sweet 16. And,” he looked down and saw Twilight gone. “Where did she-”

Togashi

Twilight appeared out of the heavens and began to fire round after round of spirit energy at Conquest, “Ha! Take that! And that and-” Twilight paused in mid-air, unable to move. Gasping she said, “What the heck?”

“Ha!” Conquest said, smirking, “You are a fool to fight in the Togashi style. Everyone knows he takes unbelievably long breaks!!!! HAHA! It’ll take you months to move on. But I on the other hand, subscribe to a deeper magic” and with that, he snapped his fingers.

Over head, the sun became eclipsed by the moon, and his Behlit glowed bright red. The look on Twilight’s face as palatable.

Kento Miura

A giant red hand rose out of the ground, and on top of it was Conquest dressed in a bird like armor. Lauhging as he watched a horde of demons surround Twilight and began to drag her into hell. With a devilish smirk, Conquest sat on the palm and said, “Try to get back from that one, bitch!!!”

That was when a light blazed through the monsters as Twilight began to rise, now dressed in a long black trenchcoat and wearing a hat.

Araki

“You pissed me off,” Twilight siad, holding out her finger and standing tal as she glared at Conquest. Then she began to walk slowly through the demons, her stand knocking them aside one by one.

Conquest shook his head, and then said, “Ok, you want to play it that way!”

Go Nagai

That was when Conquest grew horns and wings and flew straight at Twilight, only to watch her vanish inot the air. When he turned around, he saw her dressed in a sailor fuku and wielding a gaint staff.

Takauchi.

“Moon Eternal MAke-up!” Twilight shouted, firing her magical beam at Conquest.

A pony from trottingham stepped out and glared at everypony, “Ok, that’s enough. This is getting a bit too silly. This author knows way too many magnaka’s to make this joke and can probably keep going for pages! So, each of the combatants will pick one last magnaka and get back to some sanity.” the stallion then skipped off the screen, wearing green lederhosen.

Conquest chuckled, “Just one, ok!” and with a snap of his fingers, he began to mutate. He body growing until he became a monster so terrifying it would take too long to describe it.

Clamp

“Behold, I am all of the big bads of Clamp rolled into one powerful form. And there is noting you can do to-”

A bright light flashed and Twilight stood, wearing a bald cap. This made conquest shake in horror, “Oh, sweet hatred no. No, no!” he watched Twilight began to rise up, her armor replaced by a yellow suit. Her hands were covered by red gloves as she smieked.

One

Not missing a beat, she raced at the giant monster. As it struck out at her, she moved from left to right, leaping over the swiping tentacles. As she ran towards the monster, she was soon joined by Applejack, dressed in a leather jacket, punching away the tentacles. Rainbow Dash flew in, dressed in an orange jumpsuit and throwing wind balls. Above her, Fluttershy flew while riding atop a giant mecha while Rarity, now in mighty armor, began to slash at the monst. At the last lap of her run, Pinkie Pie bounced out while dressed in a red vest and yellow hat. Streching out her arm, she grabbed one-punch Twilight and threw her at the monster. And in one punch, she blew up the mighty beast.

“Ok, stop!” Legendbringer said, walking in with a haiwain shirt and a pair of sunglasses, “I swear you guys can’t do anyhting without me!” the yellow pegasus shook his head as he walked to the director’s chair.

Looking around at his cast and crew, he said, “Look I think the audience is still mad for this little joke. Now, lets get down to business and write this for real!”

Pinkie Pie smiled and winked to the camera, “Heh, sorry guys, we’ll have the real chapter later. April fools!”

Author's Note

Heh, fooled ya!