Annihilation

by TripleSNazi

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Anthro, Dark, Alternate Universe, Comedy
Length: 973

Some things are just not meant to be together, somethings just don't fit with each other, somethings are just opposite and don't get attrected...but FORCE can do everything.Even keep opposite things together...

Some things are just not meant to be together, somethings just don't fit with each other, somethings are just opposite and don't get attrected…but FORCE can do everything.Even keep opposite things together…
Follow Anon a human from an alternative universe when we are Carnivore and Bloodthirsty,with an body anatomy of a hunter and killer instincts…but surprisingly peaceful with each-other (after some many Great wars through history)
One is brought to Equestria that it just randomly happened to be an important member of the police…WHAT WILL Happen?-that is the question…

[spoiler]The story may contain some small grammar mistakes…[size=0.75em]sorry[/size][/spoiler]

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-02-23 04:30:02 UTC

Chain Reaction

Canterlot Castle...

"Tia hellooo"-said Luna while shaking her hand near Celestia's face causing her to get out of her space out.

"Oh,sorry dear sister but I just can't stop worrying about tonight"-Celestia said defensively.

"Oh come on Tia you have been through Grand Galloping Gala a 1000 times now if not more"-Luna said sheepishly.

"Luna you know more than me that that wasn't what I meant"-Celestia replied with a rised eyebrow.

"I know dear sister but he promised that he will act naturally"-Luna said now she defending herself.

"You expect Discord the god of chaos to keep his promise...besides he could have meant  everything with that single word Luna and you know it"-Celestia exclaimed what she had on her mind rolling.

"Tia please be reasonable,Discord is now reformed and will keep his promise,I am sure of it and correction...he's not the god of chaos anymore  but the god of pranks and jokes if I recall correctly...as for what he meant with a single word (Luna stoped herself thinking for a while before continuing) What could he possibly meant with that...even if something different it can't be so bad,can it?"-Luna said now feeling her sister's struggles...

"I don't now Luna...I really don't know..."-Celestia said muttering the last part.

Nowhere...

"HO-HO-HOLY SHIT"-Discord said while being dressed as a Santa Claus for absolutely no reason...surprised as how his chaotic house had changed shape after he left...

Discord entered his house that was no were and everywhere in the same time...just to face his notification mirror after making only one step in his house,that normally would have sacred the shit out of everypony but na-a not Discord buddy...

The mirror already written something on it:

"Tonight is the *most boring** Grand Galloping Gala,you have been invited...Don't miss out!* -the mirror,after being read started to follow discord... (hovering in the air)

"ohohhoho"-Discord laughed while hundreds or prank ideas rushed through his mind before continuing him self..."the most amazing of nigh-"-Discored got interrupted by the mirror that was now speaking...

"I thought it was boring"-the mirror responded without permission...while also causing Discord's face to grin...but soon the grin on his face was replaced by a face of concentration before asking the mirror...

"Mirror why did I say to write "boring" on my Grand Galloping Gala notification?-Discord said while still trying to remember the reason...

"Because you promised to the princesses that you will act naturally on the Gala"-The mirror responded...

"No I didn't"-Discord protested...

"Yes you did"-the mirror responded with no emotion in his voice.

"Did not"-Discord turned to face the mirror while repeating himself..."(getting in a fight with the mirror)"

"Did to"-the mirror responded again with no emotion in his voice.

"Ahhhh"-Discord shouted while face-palming himself and thinking out loud..."What am I doing,getting in fight with a mirror"-Discord stoped him self to think,still not wanting to believe before ordering to the mirror...

"Prove it"-Discord said confident and with a serious tone...(well that doesn't happen every day)

it was a matter of seconds before the mirror stated showing an hologram that was telling the time discord gave his promise...

The Hologram...

"Discord you got to promise"-Celestia more ordered than anything else...

"ok ok fine,cheese!I promise alright"-Discored said with frustration in his voice...

"You promise what?"-Luna asked for confirmation,not wanting him to throw tricks on his own words later...

"Ehhhh...I promise that I will behave as naturally as possible at the Gala,satisfied?"-Discord asked with a smile slowly forming in his face.

"Satisfied"-Celestia answered with a sound of relief coming out of her.

"Good"-was all Discord said before clacking his fingers and disappearing in a flash of light...

"Wait"-Celestia shouted after Discord's disappearance...

End of the Hologram...

Nowhere...

Discord looked eyes wide catching every single detail of the fact that around 10 seconds ago he couldn't believe and again saying...

"I can't believe it"-Discord said while the mirror saying silent,giving discords time to think...

I know me...and me knows that I know myself sooooo I had a plan but what the buck was i thinking"-Discord thought but saying the last part loud...now Discord in concentration trying to remember before thinking on getting clues and ordering:

"Mirror repeat the hologram"-discord said while again falling in concentration.

The hologram ended and repeated and ended and repeated again and again until Discord shouted ...

"EUREKA"-(it means "found it")

"I said naturally...that was the trick.I knew that I knew my own self...hahaha"-Discord said while now looking in the mirror but only seeing the reflection of him self before continuing...

"Oh,Discord you smart devil just look where your mind has sent you"-Discord and the small party now created around him was interrupted by mirrors respond...

"Congratulation sir,it looks like you have achieved something very important in your life"-the mirrors voice spoke up.

For the second time that day Discord's face grinned hopefully for the last...

Somewhere in Earth...

Just as every other day you get do your routine wear your uniform and head back to work...no friends or family to slow you down you arrival to work has an always perfect timing,an achievement that only a few of your colleges have...an early and fresh morning just perfect for the start of an beautiful day...but your eyes don't see beauty... they haven't been trained or ever used for such thing...this is just one skill of your personalty that you are proud of...how is possible not be proud when you just broke the record for "the youngest Chief of Police" in know history...a privilege and achievement, a title or at least that's how you see it...while going to your office you get greeted by those few colleges of your and you greet back...entering the office and sitting down just makes you realize how much paper work you have...heh and you  were hoping for some action today...

'it's going to be a long day..."