A Tiger in Equestria

I was livid when I entered the library, and knowing that yelling at them in anger wouldn't get us anywhere, I punched the wall with all my strength and anger in it. OKAY, HOLY SHIT THAT HURTS. I tried to get some feeling back into my hands by massaging it, I looked up to see where I had punched the wall. A nice fist-shaped indent was able to be seen in the middle of the wood, and it was about a two centimeters deep. Bernhard and Dietrich sort of made a compromise between standing next to me and staying as far away from me as possible. Both because they thought I was really angry. Which I was, but mostly in pain from that point onwards. After taking out my anger on a wooden wall, Dietrich and Bernhard slowly scooted further away from me, trying to evade my notice of them doing so. You are idiots if you think I can't see you in this small room, and the fact that you guys are horrible at stealth. Then those six ponies came in, with the three young ones from earlier in tow. Those three tried their best to hide behind the six ponies.

"Let's begin by introducing ourselves then. I'll start." Said the purple one, probably their leader.

"I am Twilight Sparkle, personal student of Princess Celestia. These are my friends, Applejack —" She pointed at the orange pony. "— Rarity —" Pointing at the White one. "—Rainbow Dash —" She pointed at the cyan pony who was aimlessly hovering. Waste of energy. "— Pinkie Pie —" She gestured at the pink pony who was bouncing around. "— and finally, Fluttershy." She pointed at the yellow pony with wings, who unlike Rainbow Dash was cowering on the floor.

"I am Hauptmann Schmidt of the 503rd Heavy Panzer Battalion of the Wehrmacht of the Third Reich. Bernhard is our Loader, he has a rank of Unterfeldwebel, Dietrich is our Radio Operator, he has a rank of Unteroffizier."

"Ah, I see, should I get you something to drink?"

"You may dispense with the pleasantries."

"Okay then, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Applebloom. Is there any reason why you would go inside a place belonging to someone else?"

"We wanted our Cutie Marks!"

"What's a Cutie Mark?"

"Oh, it's the mark that shows what our special talent is. It's on our flanks." She pointed towards the star on her flank.What? So it shows you your special talent?

"Do all of you tattoo yourselves to show your special talent?"

"What's a tattoo? And no, these appear when we discover our special talents."

"A tattoo is a picture that is made on your skin by using a needle with ink to pierce your skin. It is horribly painful, and was used back home to identify people."

"Why would they do that?"

"It's much more efficient finding people with the marks on them, instead of having to find each person individually."

"What people had these marks?"

"Jews, people that our leader believed were inferior to us. I personally thought that was ridiculous, but those were the orders."

"What did your government do to these 'Jews'?"

"They sent them to concentration camps."

"Then?"

"I don't know. I'm a soldier, not a government officer. Now can we please get back on topic. Those three..."

"Fillies, it's the word used to describe children."

"Those fillies should be punished. Since you seem to be the guardians of these three, you shall deal with their punishments. Any damages to our tank shall be paid for by you. Do you accept?"

"Yes. And I'm sure that these three will get a lesson they won't forget. We'll start by your apology to him."

"Do we have to?"

"Yes! You're also grounded for five years."

"Aww come on!"

"Unless, he agrees to reduce your punishment." They ran up to me and started hugging my leg.

"I'm sorry Mister Schmidt! Could you please forgive us!"

"Hmm... Yes."

"Yay! Does that mean we're not grounded for five years?" Twilight looked to me.

"No."

"Aww! Please!" They used their puppy dog faces and were giving their best shot.

"No." Somehow, they managed to get even cuter.

"Please!"

"No. No matter how many times you ask, No." Why do I have the feeling, that many a man that got into this world, has fallen to this cuteness.

"Aww..." Before they went back to their respective sisters, or guardians.

"Now, is there anything that you wish to know. I do not want more misunderstandings."

"Oh! How about everything!" Twilight levitated a piece of parchment, some ink and a quill.

"That is an impossible question."

"Oh. Then start with your history!"I have never seen anyone so excited for history.

"Bear in mind I'm not a historian,you'd probably be better off with someone who knows history better."

"That's no matter! Please!"

I sneaked a glance at Bernhard and Dietrich, who were standing at attention, looking irritated that they were going to have to stand there for the length of the history rundown.That's what you guys get for letting children get into the tank.

And I started to tell Twilight about a brief history of the Earth.