Banshee

by mr_minati

Rating: teen
Tags: Changelings, Random, Human, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1240

A changeling drone is convinced that he's human and tries to ask Twilight for help, even, though, he doesn't speak well. Things can't be that hard for him.

It was a peaceful stroll for Twilight Sparkle until she's ambushed by a changeling drone, but instead of attacking, the changeling is trying to convince her that he's really a human and wants to return. To make things harder, the changenling doesn't speak well Equestrian(or English) because of his nationality and Twilight thinks this could be a trap.

Published 2015-03-03 02:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-03 02:20:02 UTC

Capitulo Uno

Twilight was trotting her way on the outskirts of Ponyville by herself, along the trail to Fluttershy's cottage--just for a casual visit. It had been three days since the last time they've seen each other... and what kind of 'Princess of Friendship' wouldn't be in-touch with her friends, specially ones that live isolated.

While continuing her graceful gait near the forest, remembrance of an outcome from the last time she went solo on the Everfree started nagging her from the back of her mind. But she manage to ignored--still her senses are sharper and convinced that this time it would be different. She's an alicorn now. She's stronger now.

Her casual trotting came came to a slow stop, eventually, as her ears perked up with the sudden sounds of snapping branches, an unrithym gallop and the rustled of nearby bushes. Twilight hated to be right sometimes. it defenetly won't be like the last time. She wasn't ambushed by a petrifing Cockatrice.

"Que carajo, un pony violeta!?" Said the startled changeling who emerged from the bushes infront of Twilight.

"Aaah!" Twilight scream at his sudden appereance. "Seriously!" and immidietly released a relentless stream of purple beams from her glowing horn.

The changeling ran awkwardly evading by shear luck every magic beam. "Puñeetaa!" And jumped behind a tree to take cover, "hija 'e puta!"

"Come on out!" Twilight yelled angrily with her still horn glowing, wings flared and looking catiously at her surroundings for any other sign of trouble. "Chrysalis is sending you all to attack Ponyville again!?"

"Habla ingles... este, I-I only speak a little english," said the voice from behind the tree.

"English?" Twilight turned to the tree and shook her head, "give it up and start talking now! I won't let you or the rest, hurt anypony else."

The changeling showed his hoof out of his cover and wave it in the air, "stop the fucking lasers and I come!"

Twilight gave her surroundings one last look again--it looked cleared--and exhaled deeply relaxing her surge of magic. "Alright, I won't shoot you. But if you try anything stupid I will blast you straight to the sun."

"Okay, okay, okay," the changeling as he said, slowly came out from his cover while murmuring something on his strange lenguage--but sounding annoyed--just stopping a few feets infront of her. He sat down and raised his forehooves to the air.

"Why did Chrysalis send you for?" Twilight said giving a murderous glare.

"No, no. I-I am not from here," said the changeling with difficulty. " I don't know.I need help!"

Twilight never heard a changeling asking for help before, that was a bit suprising. "Help..." But she didn't let her guard and malice down--after all, trickery was their forte--She quickly twisted her head to look behind but found nothing. "With what exactly?"

"Si, este... I am a man from Puerto Rico, okay?" The changeling replied tapping his chest with both forehooves. "I want to go back!"

Twilight raised an eyebrow. "Uh huh, man, right," said sarcasticly. "It's that your name? because I clearly see a changeling."

"No, my name is Farruco and... eh..." The changeling seemed to struggle even more with a word and went to gesture with his legs. His right forehoof touching his chest and left forehoof up in the air by his side.

Twilight cocked her head," swear...?"

"Yes," he nodded at the guess, "I swear that I am a man, a human." He waved his forehooves, "not this thing!"

Twilight didn't responded nor interupted. She... didn't know what to say right now. It was akward. First time interacting with a changeling drone, and it's not accepting who he is.

"The last thing I remember is..." Farruco continued talking but making some pause as he looked for words and images from his memory. "Jay and Omar, I was with them last night... we were drinking, Black label and a bit of cappriccio...Eh," farruco was scratching the back of his head. " a little bit of weed... three pulls...?"

Twilight remained silent.

"I do not remember what we talk... I just took a ride on my banshee, put it on two wheels in their faces and..." the changeling reared up on his hind legs and forehooves stretched as if he was handling and invisible handle bar. "And BAM!" Farruco felled on his back and Twilight covered her mouth to supress a chuckle.But quickly cleared her troat.

"Aaand...?"

"Thatssit," Farruco picked himself up from the ground. "I wake up in this strange place and found you, and other things."

"So, you're telling me that you are really a human from Pu-somewhere I never heard of; who travelled here by falling off a banshee while you were drinking and eating grass with two others, right?"

Farruco quickly nodded. "Yes, thatssit!"

"Okay, well," Twilight quickly frowned after repliyng. "You've got to be the worst lier I've ever met." Farruco grunted out of frustation and covered his face as his hopes were crushed.

By now Twilight wasn't thinking him to be such a threat anymore, and by now she wasn't on a defensive stance anymore. Her muscles weren't tensed and her wings were folded and she was rambling. "I mean that wasn't a story I don't think it even qualifies, it was a vague explanation of stuff that didnt even make sense... Random, yes, Thats the word and you didn't sound convincing enough, how do you expect to even-"

"GrrAAAAAAH!" Twilight was cut-off by tweleve changelings leaping simultaneously at her from out of nowhere, all of them piled up and crushing her. Living her helpless at the moment.

"Eah madre!" Farruco yelled and retrearing slowly at the scene.

"Hahahaah!" Farruco was cought from his retreat by a changeling that wasn't on the group infront and instead laughing maniacly. "we really thought you were gonna blow this up!" He said padding Farruco on his back. "I mean, we were just a couple of seconds to letting her decides your fate. But would you look at that." The changeling turned to look down at the distrought alicorn beneath his comrades and laugh a little bit more.

"You've manage to distract her somehow," the changeling continued as he turned to look at Farruco again. "With all that nonesense... pretty silly stuff you said back there if you ask me."

Faruuco glared,"but its true , carajo! I need to go back, Ayudame." He became histerical, "my banshee can get stolen and I put a lot on money on it!"

The changeling laughed some more. "Yeah, a screaming ghost, how can you own that? Do you really know what you're saying, buddy?"

"Fuck you! mama bicho, mother fucker!" Farruco yelled angrily at him and push him before running away and screaming. "AYUDA! HELP, HELP MEEE!"

The changeling recovered quickly but didn't chase him down. "Geez, what's got into him." As he watched Farruco fleeing in an akward trot to the woods, somekind of explosion burst from behind that sended some of his comrades slamming into some trees and others got scattered into the woods. he cringed and slowly turned to look. When he turned he only found a purple alicorn standing there. Her mane all messed up, a few bruises on her body and breathing deeply.

"You seemed to speak well..." Twilight said darkly, snapping her neck to the sides.

"Oh no," the changeling said to himself as the cries from Farruco faded away in the distance.