Aleksandr

YEAAAAAAH

I shot up out of my bed, eager to kill. I donned my combat uniform, loaded my guns, and took my TT-33, PPSh, Shotgun, Axe, and mosin. There was a tiny voice in my head, telling me to Kill. Kill them all. Show no mercy. I first poked my mosin out the window, and picked a random Pegasus that was flying over the courtyard. I zeroed in on her head, and pulled the trigger. Her head exploded, showering confused ponies below with bits of skull, grey matter, and blood. I cycled the bolt, and aimed at Blueballs. I shot him in the neck, and laughed while he choked on his own blood. I put my rifle back, shouldered my shotgun, and kicked the door open. I pointed the shotgun at the guard to the left of my door, pulled the trigger, and watched his chest cavity explode in a mess of blood and flesh. Before the second one could react, I drew my axe, an planted it between his eyes, effectively cleaving his head in two. I saw another guard puking her guts out, while another one shit itself. I threw my axe into one's neck, and blew the other one's head open with my shotgun. Filled with rage, I ran toward the throne room, my thirst for blood ever growing. I found the door, and bashed it in. Sprinting inside, Found her sitting on her throne, talking to a noble, who upon seeing me, turned pale.

"Woah, Aleks, what's wrong? Why are you covered in blood!?" Ignoring her, I ran up to her, and raked my combat knife across her throat, then embedded it in her eye. Pulling it out, I shot the guards with my TT-33, and threw my knife into the hind leg of the noble. I sprinted up to it, withdrew my knife, and curbstomped him in the head, until his head was no more. I sprinted to Luna's quarters, all the while spraying the halls with my PPSh, racking up a huge body count. Eventually, I reached her bedroom, took a guard's pike, threw it, pinned one of her guards to the wall, through its chest. The next one, I tackled, repeatedly bashing her skull with the stock of my shotgun. At this point, my greatcoat was no longer olive green. It was stained red by massive amounts of blood.

"What's all that ruckus!?" Luna shouted, coming out of her bedchambers. I pinned her down, and shot each of her knees with my shotgun, and hacking off her wings with my axe. I pressed my pistol to her horn, and shot, taking it clean off. She was screaming in agony, tears streaming down her face, all the while writhing on the floor. I took her severed horn, and stabbed it through her chest, heart, spinal cord, and it came to rest in its' original spot, in the middle of her forehead.

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I awoke screaming, in a cold sweat, and my heart pounding. The guards threw the door open, and rushed inside.

"Are you alright? I heard screaming." One said.

"Fine, just a nightmare. Return to your posts."