I'm not your girlfriend...

by Fionnmiasie

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Human, Comedy
Length: 181

Twilight Sparkle politly tells a young man to get a life.

A car, a job, an apartment. These are just a few of the many things Greg doesn't have. Something he does have, however, is fictional relationship with a cartoon horse.

Soon he won't even have that.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-02-23 00:59:26 UTC

...How long have you been doing this exacly?

Greg sat hunched over his computer, the light from the monitor eerily illuminating his unshaven face. It was 2:15 in the morning, but that hardly mattered to Greg. Since he was too lazy to get his bathrobe or a blanket to wrap up in, he shivered slightly as he feverishly typed 'Twilight Sparkle x reader' into his search engine. Instantly, dozens of options popped up.

He had been spending quite a lot of his time like this. Ever since he had broken up with his girlfriend, he had considered himself in a serious relationship with Twilight Sparkle. When he wasn't reading Twilight Sparkle fan fiction, he was snuggling with his Twilight Sparkle body pillow. Sometimes they would snuggle on the couch together while watching his favorite episodes of My Little Pony.  Leading up to this behavior was probably a contributing reason why his girlfriend had broken up with him. But he didn't mind. More time for Twilight.

His parents weren't exactly thrilled with his behavior, after all he was living in their basement.