Deep underground, all the world’s leaders were having a meeting over the recent insults about other world’s leader’s penis sizes. Humans took insulting a man’s penis size very seriously, so serious in fact they were willing to declare war if you so much as say their penis is small. Maybe even nuke your country into oblivion if you so much as say they have small penises. It is often said, ‘the human that has the biggest penis has the right to rule the world’.
The three most powerful world leaders, with the biggest penises on Earth were; Cyborg Adolf Hitler, Richard Nixon and a cyborg medieval scottish warrior with blue paint on his face, who was known as Mel Gibson in his Braveheart form were standing up off their seats and shouting at each other while waving their massive penises wildly from side to side in front of the other normal human world leaders. Who were sat around a large conference table in a dark room. The other world leaders avoided making eye contact with them, were generally silent as they sat in their seats looking rather nervous and hid their penises away in their pants, because they felt inadequate when compared to Hitler’s, Nixon’s and Mel Gibson’s massive penises.
"My penises are unstoppable! All shall succumb to my penises!" said Hitler.
"Frrrrreeeeedddddddooooommmmm!" roared Mel Gibson as he cock slapped Hitler across the face with his massive penis.
"Humans! These robots don’t have true penises like us normal humans do," Nixon shouted as he slammed his penis on the table, thus snapping the table in half.
"Hah! I have the biggest, most mightiest penis in the world! Therefore I shall rule over all you pathetic small penised sized humans!" Hitler proudly proclaimed.
"Nu-uh! I, William Wallace have the biggest penis!" shouted Mel Gibson as he stroked his massive penis.
"No! I have the biggest penis! Even Hitler's penis can’t compare to mine" Nixon shouted.
Hitler cock slapped Nixon across the face in retaliation, followed by Nixon cock slapping him back.
"QAPLA!" roared Mel Gibson as he cock slapped both of them across the face.
Suddenly, the three world leaders entered an epic penis battle that would decide the fate of humanity. The three world leaders ferociously cock slapped each other with their massive penises.
As Hitler roared in anger he blasted out thick waves of cum out from his penis, which covered all the world leaders in cum. Which resulted in the other world leaders to stand up, pull down their pants in order to begin masturbating angrily with their smaller, normal human penises.
Soon, all the world leaders were blasting cum at each other as they were declaring war left, right and center. Some were even pulling out their cell phones, so they could order nukes to be launched.
"STOP!" roared a very sexy woman’s voice.
All the world leaders stopped masturbating and turned around to see a sexy blue pony with a rainbow mane, she had wings, that was known as Rainbow Dash, who was standing at the entrance to the room.
"Look, humans. I know you have your differences and different penis sizes, big, small, and massive. But fighting isn’t going to help make this world a better place."
The other world leaders turned to look at each other in shame, after covering each other in cum.
"Now cum here and cum inside this pony," she said sexfully with bedroom eyes.
The other world leaders turned to one another and spoke in low hushed voices.
"We don’t want to cum inside a pony!" shouted Hitler.
"... What?" Rainbow Dash spoke in a low voice, as tears began to form in her eyes.
"Yeah! Who would cum inside such a ugly rainbow horse like you! After all, my waifu is Applejack!" shouted Richard Nixon.
Rainbow Dash was heart broken with her head down low in shame as she slowly turned away to leave the room.
Until….
"I shall cum inside you, milady," said Mel Gibson.
Rainbow Dash gasped in joy as she saw Mel Gibson approach her with his massive penis standing tall and proud. All the other world leaders were sickened, but curious as they watched the cyborg human and pony come together and kiss passionately.
Once they were done kissing, Rainbow Dash flew onto the table and presented him her fine big blue cum insideable bubble butt. Mel Gibson poked the tip of his massive penis over her mouth. Dashie licked the tip of his penis, before opening her mouth and taking his penis into her mouth.
A strange sense of rightness filled the air, even some of the world leader’s penises began to rise over this hot human and pony sex.
And just when things seemed it could not get better.
"Whoop whoop whoop!" shouted a red humanoid lobsterman as he walked in clicking his claws excitedly with a massive monster cock at the ready. The lobsterman has the biggest penis of them all, except for Nicolas Cage. Nobody had a bigger penis than Nicolas Cage’s penis.
"Zoidberg…. what are you doing in here?!" said Mel Gibson.
"I've come to join in on the human and pony sex!"
Mel Gibson nodded, followed by Zoidberg climbing onto the table and stuffing his massive penis up the pony’s butthole.
The world leaders pulled down their pants and began masturbating to hot human, pony and lobsterman sex. Some even climbed onto the table, and took turns pounding the sexy rainbow pony with their massive penises. All the penises were massive now, thanks to Rainbow Dash’s magical pony pussy.
The penises grew bigger due to the power of human and pony love. The massive penises began exploding cum everywhere, but this time it was not cum made out of anger, but cum made out of happyness.
And then Rainbow Dash came, blasting everyone with her rainbow cum.
And that's the story how Rainbow Dash stopped World War 3.
End
Author's Note
... penis.
