Po-Gi-Oh Season 1
Dueling For Revenge
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Episode XV
Dueling For Revenge
It is a period of a civil war (and no it not the next Captain America movie coming out soon). Sweetie Belle, having lost a children's card game to a pink eath pony known as Pinkie Pie and also getting beaten in a lame rap battle as well, has gone all emo.
Meanwhile Pinkie Pie has infiltrated Celestia castle (again) in a desperate attempt to rescue her far more appearling younger sister Scootaloo (again).
Unbeknown to either of them George Lucas is planning a Super Special Awesome Edition of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic movie which Disney and Hasbro teaming up and releasting it on 2017 where everypony will both be replaced by dancing GGI monkeys and the Cutie Mark Crusaders and Spike the dragon teaming up to stop the evil company's from their goal to take over the world!
In Equestia.
Sweetie Belle just sat there hanging her head in shame as her friends watched her. Applejack soon walked up to her unicorn friend "Hey Sweetie ya know ah lost to Pinkie too but ah didn' let it get to me even if ah keeped havin' this dreams where I'm in a dog suit and everything" Applejack pits up the sad filly "Wait have you been havin' dream sex with Pinkie tell me" Sweetie Belle locked with the floor
"Oh please who hasn't had dream sex with Pinkie Pie"
"Caramel"
Sweetie Belle then took out her other five star chips while the others was fighting putting them in one by one with her left front hoove with her still unable to use her magic as well as other unicorns her age.
"Wait where did ya get those star chip?" Applejack question
"Well I got three from 'Ghost Pinkie' and two from 'Tag-Team Battle' so I fifteen at the end" Sweetie said
"Then why didn' ya just give Pinkie the five extra you had?" Applejack question the filly unicorn once more
"Well because we got to have a duel in every chapter or else this story would have more dislikes then it already has"
Applejack just face-hoove at her friend logic as the friends got into the door of Celestia castle.
"Celestia castle you will ever find another place with more scum and villainy" Caramel said as he entered the ten empty star chips. Soarin flew in front of the non-duelist
"Who do you all think you are?" Soarin question
"The cheerleaders" Fluttershy awsnered
"Don't worry girls I got think I'm to awesome to fail" Rainbow said pusing out her chest.
"And here ponies say that Trixie has a big ego"
Rainbow rolled her eyes paying no attinted to Trixie "We are not the mares you are looking for" Rainbow said
"You're not the mares I'm looking for" Soarin repeated
"Move along" Rainbow ordered
"Move along" Soarin repeated again looking into the cyan mare rose coloured eyes "I think I'm love"
"Rejected" Rainbow said knocking him back as their quickly got inside the castle
"Wait I didn't your number, or your name!" Soarin shouted
Celestia holding a red lightsaber with her magic standing on one side and Pinkie stand on the other with a blue lightsaber holding it with her mane. The two started dueling with the space weapons as Celestia seems to be stonger then the pink mare then the lightsabers got tangled. "Oh no our lightsabers got tangled" Celestia said
"Oh umm... What do we do?" Pinkie question
"Ok maybe if you put your front right leg on my back left leg" the two got in the ponies as they pulled back causing the two to fly back to the wall with the lightsabers going back down then got back to dueling each other.
"Celestia if you strike me down I'll come back more powerful then you could ever hope to be" Pinkie said
"Bullshit! If I strike you down you'll be more dead then the Nickelodeon channel"
"That maybe the truth but you'll have my fans and I have one of the largest fan base in My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, I mean just look at FIMfiction"
"Fine I think we should deal this like adults, so who ever win children children trading card game"
"Fine but we use my duel disk system"
Celestia looking at it holding it with her magic raised a eyebrow at the pink earth pony "So how does this work? Do I spin it like a top? Or roll it like a ball?" Celestia asked rolling the duel disk Pinkie gave her making Spitfire chase after it.
"Celestia stop horsing around!" Pinkie yelled making the unicorn start laughing her head off "What so funny?"
"You said horsing around and we're horses, get it?" Celestia question looking at Pinkie who doesn't look pleased "Come on Pinkie ain't you the Element of Laughter, where are all the jokes?"
"They got thrown out the window when you hurt my little sister now let duel"
"Fine..... But I think I'll have somepony else duel you with this. You see I'm getting too old for new stuff like this" Celestia said as Soarin and Spitfire brought in a orange pegasus filly with a blank look on her face "So Scootaloo will be doing all the work don't worry Pinkie-girl I still be saying which cards to use"
"Scootaloo! Celestia you monster what did you do to Scoots?"
"I just fix her" Celestia with a grin as Sweetie Belle and her friends with Caramel and Phoenix Light watching the two talk on "Now Scootaloo what is your top three shows on Cartoon Network?" Celestia asked with a smile
"First Uncle Grandpa, second Clarence and third Teen Titans Go"
"Wow now that is just messed up" Sweetie Belle said
"Celestia how could you she just a filly but no matter how much you have change her, she is still my little sister and I will ever hurt her."
"Great, Spitfire take the filly back to her room" Celestia ordered as the Spitfire and Soarin took Scootaloo back to her jall cell as the hologram field came together with red on the bottom side and blue on the top. Pinkie took the blue control panel as Celestia took the red control panel.
The two drawed their cards as Pinkie saw that she got one of her three Blue Eyes White Dragon in her hand. Every move she made Celestia countered and then stealing her Blue Eyes.
"Now I activate Toon World" a story book with cartoons pictures popping up "Now meet the Toon Blue Eyes White Dragon" a smaller version of the white dragon came out of the story book with evil eyes.
"A grown mare watching cartoons is almost as bad as a grown mare playing a children trading game"
"That no toon that a space station!" Trixie said "Oh wait no that is a toon"
Pinkie slamed her cards she was holding on the control patel "Celestia I don't know how but I know you're cheating!"
Celestia looked shocked "Me? Cheating? Ever!" She lied "But I should tell you I'm your mother's sister's nephew's cousin's former roomate"
"So what does that make us?" Pinkie question
"Absolutely nothing! What you are soon about to become"
Pinkie widen with shock 'Pinkie if you would like the truth you must look into the past' a voice said in her head causing her to pause.
Pinkie stop in her mind "Who the devil are you?" She asked
A machine looking like a pony with goldren with red paint around it "I am a robot made in the future sent from the past to help you win this children trading card game"
"Why would you want to do that?" She question
"Oh I'm glad you see thousand of years ago there was a epic war between pony and machine, the ponies had the upper hand with their lazers and fireballs cannons with the leader of the pony kind being Pierre Curie but he soon got greedy and got married to his wife Marie Sklodowska who turns out to be a new kind of robots killing him in his sleep"
"Wait I thought you said this all happen in the past?"
"It did and it will" the robot pony said
"So what does this have to with me?" Pinkie question again
"Everything has to be about you, doesn't Pinkie Pie"
"Well yes" Pinkie anwsered
"Fine you Pinkie is a half robot and half pony the daughter of the leader of the pony side and the robot sent to kill him both dieing"
"If I can't use a card in my hand then how am I going to beat Celestia?"
"Ask your self what would Pierre Curie do?" Said the ponbot
"You just said he got killed by his robot wife"
"Oh shit I did say that didn't I? I don't man try summoning your Blue Eyes or something"
Pinkie shaking her head getting out of her mind and seeing Celestia with a raised eye brow "Man I really need to lay down on the sugar" she said out loud 'Scootaloo help me'
'Use the force sis'
Pinkie drawled her next card with her eyes closed and place it on the field as her Blue Eyes White Dragon raise to the battle field. When she open her eyes she saw her best monster.
'I know what I'm going to do I'm going destroyed both Blue Eyes Whit-'
'I don't know what Pinkie is up to but she going to have to believe in the Friendship in the cards' Sweetie thought
"Wait who the hell is that?' Pinkie in her mind
'Pinkie is that you?' Sweetie thought to the mare
'Yeah I'm just having a inner monologue' Pinkie answered to Sweetie in thought
'Wait you have those too?' Sweetie question
'Yeah... What do you think when we're dueling and I'm not talking for about five minutes?'
'I always thought you was really slow' Sweetie answered
'I don't know what Pinkie up too but I do know that I'm really hungry and I could go for a hay burger and maybe some fries' Rainbow thought
'Rainbow! Wait you're turn we're inner monologue' their both thought at the same time
'Wait you girls have those too I always thought you two was really slow'
"Everypony just shut up!" Pinkie yelled when there wasn't anypony talking seeing Celestia raised eye brow. Shaking her head "Ok now Celestia it time for a war between Japanese anime vs American anime. Now Blue Eyes, white lighting attack"
White lighting shoot from the normal dragon as the toon dodging the attack and fired destroying Pinkie dragon making her life points drop to zero. "Now Pinkie I'm going to take your soul. Leaving you with a blank look on your face all the time. So nothing really change about you in this story" Celestia said
"I'm so, so sorry that I couldn't save you Scoots" Pinkie said as a tear dropped as her soul got put into a trading card with a picture of Pinkie looking down and was going to start to cry.
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