The adventures of the Mane Six, Lyra, Derpy, and other friends all intertwine in this random comedy!

Here are just a few things you'll encounter:

Twilight's fondness for mocha lattés.
Rorschach blots that look...familiar, somehow.
Spike's little problem.
Derpy's holiday intervention.
And more!

What are you doing down here? Just read the story! Seriously. You know you want to! Unless you don't, in which case somepony owes me a lot of bits... (I'm looking at you, Seymour!)