Pesky Draconequui & Their Meddlingby BoxChaptersPrologueChapter One - Equestrian ContactChapter Two - Chaos MagicChapter Three - Sporks & CupcakesChapter Four - Rainbow's "Smashing" EntranceChapter Five - Pink Fluffy Annoyed Alicorns, Chasing DraconequuiChapter Six - Coffee, The Drink Of The GodsChapter 7 - Dimensional QuestionsPrologueAuthor's Note Edited 9/03/10 Prologue Mirabelle stretched, her eyes closing slightly as she stared at her computer. She shook her head and opened her eyes wider, Mirabelle then sighed and turned off her computer and headed for her bed. She had already washed and changed earlier in the night. "I wonder what would happen if I become a pony?" She mused. "Maybe even Discord, that'd be a laugh." Mirabelle giggled, an image of her as Discord creating chaos and losing control of her powers popped into her head. "It would be absolute chaos, and I don't think the Mane six would stop me if I froze them across Equestria... Nah, I'd never do that, I'd end up hugging them all to death. Pinkie would throw me a party that's for sure, I wonder if I'd look like a female version of Discord or just become him like the fanfictions I read." While Mirabele had been talking to herself out loud, a mis-matched creature had been listening and it chuckled to itself hearing her words. "I wonder if what she actually said could work..." It muttered, invisibly floating above the young teen as she walked into her bedroom. "Well, never mind that. This place is too boring, it needs some sprucing up. And I know who to ask for help." It muttered, and smirked phasing through the bedroom door and into the room. It looked around and spotted Mirabelle in bed reading, she then turned out the bedside light and placed the book beside it. She then rolled over and the creature could not see her face anymore, it floated over to Mirabelle and snapped it's claw and Mirabell fell asleep almost instantly. Though she moaned slightly and reached out and nearly touched the creature's tail. The creature snapped it's claw again and Mirabelle, It and the bed vanished. Leaving behind a slight scorched smell of cotton candy and chocolate milkshakes. And a lasting remark. "Mirabelle, you and I are going to have so much fun!" Chapter One - Equestrian ContactI groaned and rolled over, my head hurt like it had a hundred jackhammers pounding my brain. I groaned again and opened my eyes blearily, what I saw made me close my eyes instantly. I opened my eyes timidly and stared, a tiny Discord was waving at me from my pillow, I instantly sat up. But thanks to the jackhammers I had to fall back down again and watched as the tiny Discord shifted from tiny to normal sized in a few seconds. "Thank Faust, I thought you'd never wake up." Discord said, I just stared. "Not talkative eh? Cat got your tongue?" I felt a tickling on my tongue and opened my mouth, and little kitten fell off my tongue and onto Discord's waiting claw. "W-what's going on? I-I'm not dreaming am I?" I managed to ask, my brain barely functioning. "Well, hello to you too. Anyway, I've brought you here to have some fun! It's not often I bring a human here, but when I do they either end up as a pony or their OC. But because you were talking/thinking/dreaming about being a Draconequus you transformed into one when I brought you here." He shrugged. "And no you're not dreaming, also I'd recommend you take a look at yourself." He added, and jumped off the pillow onto the floor and began to tap dance. When he caught me staring, he shrugged like it was the most normal thing in the world. "You brought me here? Why?" "Yes I brought you here, and because I needed company from somepony who wasn't a pony or a griffin or a dragon. I need a Draconequus to talk to, also I'll help with your powers" Discord grinned cheekily. "My... Powers?" "Yes! You're now a Draconequus, you now have chaos magic. I'll teach you if you like. Also, let's keep this out of the Princesses hair shall we?" I nodded. I then took his advice and looked at my arms, a lion paw and an eagle claw. I then reached for my head and felt horns, largish ears and fairly long hair which I grabbed and pulled it in front of my face and it was a stark white. I then looked at the rest of my body, I had a tail quite like Discord's with a little white tuft at the end, a dragon's hind leg and a pony's hind leg, I also had two mis-matched wings, what looked to be a batpony's and a pegasus's. I was a female version of Discord. "Okay, WHAT THE HELL?!" I yelled, experimentally twitching my tail. "I already told you." Discord replied, suddenly he had a violin and was playing it. I rolled my eyes and then threw myself at him grabbing him in a bonecrushing hug. "I CANNOT believe I'm in Equestria" I said, a grin on my face. "Can't breathe." He said after a few seconds, I then ended up leaning on him as I started to get used to my new limbs, I took a few steps and nearly fell over. My tail balanced me and I was able to stay upright, Discord let out a laugh. I rolled my eyes and managed to walk to the door where Discord was waiting. "Come, Miss-" "Mirabelle." I put in. "Come, Mirabelle we have plans!" Discord said happily, he then frowned. "You should go by Eris when anypony's around, Draconequui don't have that sort of name y'know." He added, I nodded. Getting what he meant. I followed down the seemingly never-ending stairs, I started to wonder exactly how Discord had been pulled me through a transdimensional portal and into Equestria as Eris. My brain was still hurting and so I couldn't piece the facts together, yet. I groaned, my legs were sore and we had finally got to the bottom of the tower. "Why so many damn stairs?" I muttered, glaring at the wall I was leaning against. "Makes ponies leave me alone." Discord answered, he helped me stand up and I then followed him to the throne room. It seemed it was night and so Luna was on the throne, I stopped. Suddenly afraid of my favourite Princess, Discord groaned and grabbed my arm and we vanished. I looked around, we had appeared on a hill that overlooked a hamlet. I took a guess that it was Ponyville, the cyan pegasus clearing the sky confirmed it. Though I don't know why she was going it at night, maybe to get rid of early morning work? "Can we go see Pinkie Pie?!" I asked, excited. Discord nodded, he grinned and we both had hangliders. "AWESOME!" I said and dove off the hill with him and floated over Ponyville, we were lucky Rainbow Dash didn't spot us, I don't want to think about what would happen if she acted on impulse. Discord glanced at me a gleam in his eye and motioned downwards. I took the hint and dove, Discord following, we both had a crazy grin on our faces. We swooped over Twilight's crystal castle and then Sugarcube Corner came up, we took a left and spiralled down. Eventually landing, Discord made the hang gliders disappear and we headed into the shop. It was still open and a glance at the clock showed it was 8:00pm, it felt like longer. Mr and Mrs Cake stared at us as we entered. "U-uh, what can we get you?" Mr Cake asked, I walked over and took a look at their sweets. "That cupcake please." I said, pointing to a rainbow one. I smirked to myself, it kinda reminded me of the fanfic "Cupcakes" where Pinkie goes insane. But we had seen Dashie clearing clouds earlier so I didn't worry. Mrs Cake handed me the cupcake and I took a bite, knowing new people got a free sweet of their choice. "Thanks." I said, and finished the cupcake. Wrapper and all. Somehow, I didn't find it weird. "D'you know where Pinkie is?" Discord asked, I saw him snap his claw and I smirked. Noting he had made a cupcake start dancing. "Hello!" I heard a voice and I turned around to see Pinkie with her party cannon, she waved and fired it at me. I winced and I got covered in confetti, I giggled and so did Pinkie. Discord had vanished a few moments earlier, I didn't know where to though. "Hiya, I'm Pinkie Pie!" She said, I grinned. "I'm Eris." Chapter Two - Chaos Magic"Brony, meet pony. Pony meet brony." Discord said, appearing as suddenly as he left. I jerked back in shock at Discord whom had appeared between Pinkie and me. Pinkie had just burst into giggles as she was prone to do. "I knew something was off with you! Now I know what." Pinkie said, a grin in her muzzle. "I'm not even going to ask." I answered, knowing it would make my brain hurt if I tried to scientifically understand Pinkie Pie. "Can you do what Discord does? Like make a cotton candy cloud which rains chocolate milk?" Pinkie asked, bouncing on her hooves. I shook my head, me casting chaos magic hadn't even entered my head. I had been busy with Disord hang gliding. "Oops, I could've sworn... Oh well. Time for lesson one." Discord said, snapping his claw and a blackboard appeared. If you weren't paying attention we were still in Sugarcube Corner and Discord was teaching me chaos magic in the middle of it. "If you know how to look, you can 'see' the strings of reality and twist them to create, destroy or twist the world around you. It's relatively simple, until you start meddling with the strings around living things. We'll start with the basics." Discord created an apple and held it out, I reached for it but he slapped my paw away. "Nope, levitate it over. Once you got that down, we can move to more complicated stuff." I emptied my mind, or as well as I could with Pinkie and Discord beside me. Slowly I started to see strings, like Discord had described, the strings were glowing gently. I glanced at the floating Draconequus and noted that some strings around him were pulled tight while others were pulled gently while he bobbed up and down, I then noted how much strain that seemed to be on a string. I jumped as it suddenly snapped, Discord seemed to drop suddenly then go back to floating normally, no one else move a muscle, though I'm sure I saw Discord flinch at the sound. I then concentrated on the strings around the apple, the ones on the top and imagined something gently pulling the strings. Nothing happened for a moment then the apple started to rise, and that's when everything went to hell. I grinned, I had levitated the apple, then suddenly, it zipped right past my face and out the door. We heard a loud clanging noise, I turned and watched as Mrs. Cake, Mr. Cake & the twins shot out the door away from the banging. "Get out while you still can!" Mr. Cake yelled back before he left with his wife. Discord and I shared a glance, we headed into the kitchen and what I saw made me stare. Pots, pans, pie pans, cupcake trays, batter and many other things were flying around on wings. Like the keys on Harry Potter but much more weird, Discord gave it a glance before he stuck a talon on the bater and tasted it. "Surprisingly yummy." He said, then turned to face the chaos. I copied him and tasted the batter as well. "Mmm." I said, then turned to look at why the clanging had stopped. "Uh, Discord..." I said, staring at the fighting force amassed. The cooking items were buzzing on their new found wings and (sentience?) and were now very, very pissed off. And all because we had tasted the batter. "Buck." I swore, things were going really downhill from here. "Yep. Buck." Discord replied. "RUN!" We yelled at the same time and shot off, heading towards the front door. We weren't lucky, not at all. A small group blocked us off and we back off, I glanced around around for a weapon and then shrugged and grabbed a rolling pin that was heading for my head. I ripped it's wings off. Hey! Don't look at me like that, it's not like it could feel anything. I then started to defend myself and retaliate from the containers, pots, pans, etc. Discord joined me welding a tennis racket, don't ask me where he got it, and we managed to escape to the counter. I jumped over the top, Discord floated over. "This is surprisingly fun." I muttered, taking a swing at a baking pan which had tried to dive-bomb me. "Yep, this is fun!" Discord replied gleefully, beating back baking instruments left, right and center. "Can I have another Chaos Magic lesson later? Somewhere where things aren't trying to kill us?" "Yep! How about Twi's castle? I bet we could sneak in there." "Kay, it'll be there." "Now, onto ze battle!" A few moments later I noticed the things flying at us had lessened, I glanced up and saw a large cauldron. "Shall we bail?" "Definitely." And on that note we both bolted out the front door and into the street, I slammed the door shut behind us and leant against it. "Wait, wasn't Pinkie in there?" I asked nervously. "BOO!" The pink pony yelled scaring me half to death. "Pinkie, is tonight Nightmare Night?" "Nope!" "Then don't go around scaring pe- ponies." "Oki-doki-loki." She said, I nodded. "So, what now? It's not like anything more crazy than that could happen." I said, jerking my thumb at the closed door where a angry buzzing was coming from. I shuddered thinking about what could've happened if we had stayed within it. We both swung round once we heard the screams of terror. "I spoke too soon." I said dryly and then ran towards the scene with Pinkie and Discord hot on my tail. Chapter Three - Sporks & CupcakesSomething has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.Chapter Four - Rainbow's "Smashing" EntranceThe reply to Twilight's letter was received about five minutes after the request/restraining order/death note was sent, I made certain to listen to what it said. Thanks Spike for reading it aloud. Twilight I hope you remember that you aren't exactly my student anymore, (Must be a reflex when you're stressed). From what you've written, it seems it was accidental, but I wish to see for myself. Expect my arrival and try to calm the townponies down, it won't do any good for mass hysteria. Also when I arrive please explain more on her first use of magic, it doesn't seem possible that Eris has never used magic before today. Regards Princess Celestia I fidgeted, what Celestia's reply had been wasn't very reassuring. But Discord was setting up Plan B if things went Barzorkle shaped (Discord kinda explained that a barzorkle is a fruit shaped like a pretzel and tastes like an apple, the skin of the fruit tasted bitter and was red with reddish/orange lumps. Supposedly it was what the Apples used when they ran out of Apples, I think he's telling the truth.), Plan A was talk to the Princess and not mess things of or turn a pony into a barzorkle or another fruit. "Sooo... You've never used your magic before?" Twilight asked, just before the silence got awkwarder than it was. "Uh, yeah. Discord's teaching me, I guess." I replied, and speak of the devil. Discord popped into appearance right next to me and gave me the thumbs up, I nodded and then glance back at Twilight who in that few seconds had run/teleported/flew over to a cupcake and was blasting it with her magic. I saw the reason it was because of a foal, a unicorn foal who I recognised as Dinky. The foal in question looked like she wanted to eat the cupcake like Pinkie, whom was gathering a following of foals and some mares to eat the cupcakes. I glanced away knowing she was safe, Twilight could handle Tirek for goodness sake, she could handle cupcakes. "Discord, can you give me another apple? I want to try again, and this time not poor all my magic into lifting an apple." I said, trying to work out the best way of distracting Celestia absentmindedly. "No creating chaos, if thing go barzorkle shaped we'll be screwed. I wish I didn't have to say it, but you need to learn more before you can, so you can stop your creations." I nodded and Discord produced an apple, I focused on it and saw the strings. I gently pulled the tops ones, only this time selecting the ones that looked the strongest. It gently began to rise and I smirked, I then gently pulled a string on the apple's side that was facing me and it floated over fairly quickly. "Yay!" I squealed clapping my hands, then grabbing the apple and eating it. "Great!" Said Discord he grinned and I grinned back,it wasn't every day you used the spell Wingardium Leviosa. "Now to learn how to destroy the cupcakes." I said glancing around the street. "Don't do that!" Pinkie exclaimed, doing her pop-up-out-of-nowhere thing. "Why?" "I wanna eat them all, that's why!" The crazy mare then leapt back into the fray munching in the treats left right and center. "O-kay..." I said, staring after Pinkie. I then half twisted around to face Discord, I say "half" because I got slammed into before I could fully turn. And guess who slammed into me, the hard-headed pegasus mare Rainbow Dash, whom had gotten out of her stupor (Or woken up from a nap) and decided to slam into the person who she deceived as a threat. Lucky me. "Oomph!" Was the sound I made as I got smashed into and all the air in my lungs left in a *poof* and left me gasping for air as Dashie stood over me glaring, it took a few seconds for me to get my breath back. "Seriously?" A look of confusion flashed upon her face before it was replaced by anger, I glanced behind Rainbow for help from Discord and all he did was levitate an apple while giving me a smirk and pointing at said apple. I stared for a few seconds before my brain registered what he meant. I gave a smirk to Rainbow and focused on her and the strings came into view, I pulled a few of the stronger ones on her wings and made them go gently up and down. It lifted Dash off me and the pegasus looked really confused. "What the hay is going on?!" She exclaimed, she then glared at me. "What did you do to my wings?!" She then said, I just smirked and ~~walked~~ floated around Dash's hovering form. Her wings were flapping in sync (Clever me working out how to do that.) and she couldn't do anything to stop them, my chaos magic kept them flapping even though I stopped consciously using the magic. "Oh just a little chaos magic to keep your wings flapping so you won't tackle me again." I replied after a pause. "Let me go!" "Only if you Pinkie promise you won't tackle me again." "Why should I do that?! You're creating chaos in Ponyville!" "Accidently!" "Why should I believe that!" "I'm not letting you go till you promise." "Fine" Rainbow Dash sighed. "Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye. Happy?" She said begrudgingly while doing the moves, I nodded then somehow stopped my chaos magic by thinking "Stop my magic, how do I do that? Uh... Hokus Pokus Stop my magikus?" and it worked surprisingly. "Foreeeeveeeeer" Pinkie said creepily appearing suddenly in a plant pot (That I swear wasn't there before.) next to Dashie. Apparently Dashie was having second thoughts or was going to break the Pinkie Promise, not a good idea if you don't want a terrifying pony on your tail. Author's Note Cliffhanger! Sorry but there shall be more to come! Later... as in next week maybe.... Sorry! Chapter Five - Pink Fluffy Annoyed Alicorns, Chasing DraconequuiRainbow landed on the ground in a heap, I smiled and glanced at Discord; whom smirked at me a motioned downwards at my feet. Or more correctly, where my feet were. I was floating, and I didn't even realise. I cleared my mind and looked up and saw the strings around me and the ones that were letting me float, I left them how they were and started entertaining the idea of turning Celestia pink and fluffy. (Flufflepuff style!), along with Twilight to see how they would react. They would probably stone me, so bad idea. But it would be hilarious, and we'd use the escape plan... I heard a screech and snapped open my eyes, Twilight and Celesia were a few meters away. Pink and fluffy, they were staring at each other in surprise, (Or in Twilight's case, horror) as I stared at them. "Princess how did this happen?!" Twilight asked, looking frazzled. "I felt a higher charge of chaos magic just before our coats changed, I believe Eris did this." Celestia said calmly, turning to face me. "Good one Eris! But we better skedaddled now." Discord said appearing on my left and smirking at the Princesses. "You just confirmed I did it! I didn't mean to, maybe because I was thinking about changing them?" "Probably. Allon-sy!" Discord then grabbed my arm and dragged me down an alley, the Princesses then flew after us seeing as they weren't used to walking with that much fur. "I didn't mean too!" I called back. "Likely story!" I winced, I was so screwed. Though not with Discord pulled me along at high speeds thanks to me floating. I stared boredly at the scenery as we floated past. "They gone yet?" Discord asked. "Eenope." "Okay then! Hop on!" Discord said, reaching the jet skies. I jumped on one and revved the motor, I sent a grin Discord's was and shot off with him behind me. "Last one to the Everfree has to be pink and fluffy for the whole day~" I called back, smirking and shot full speed ahead; the wings flapping to keep me in the air and lend speed. "You're on!" Discord yelled, catching up quickly. I snapped a claw and gave the wings a speed boost, Discord did the same. We were neck and neck, we shot past the Everfree border. "Ha, I won!" Discord said smirking. "You did not!" "I did." "Did not!" "Did." "Didn't!" "Did infinity! Ha, I won see?" "Not fair using infinity." I grumbled, falling in behind Discord trusting him to get us through the Everfree. We shot over roots and avoided monsters, the shouts of the Princesses slowly faded into the distance. "I think we lost them." I said, glancing back. "Yeah, I think so too." Discord answered, focusing on dodging what the Everfree threw at us. "How about we stop? We're fairly safe." I said, glancing around at the forest. "Good idea, and you just jinxed us; thanks." Discord said sarcastically, pulling over with me following. We stopped in a medium sized clearing, we both created items we needed. Discord created a cotton candy cloud throne, which I was not surprised at all about. I myself created a full on gaming system and epic cloud recliner. "Hey Dissy, wanna join me in this match?" I asked, glancing at Discord who was playing with a mini Screwball made out of clouds. "Uh huh, let's battle!" "Yep, here's a controller." I said, passing him a controller. "Don't call me Dissy." He said, after headshotting a guy. "Okay... Dissy." I said smirking, button mashing and racking up the damage on Discord's character. We were playing Marvel vs. Capcom 3 for the PS3, I had Deadpool, Morrigan and Felicia. Discord had Deadpool, She-Hulk and Dante. We were both button mashing furiously and were evenly matched, until I took out his Deadpool. "Ha! Take that! Go Morrigan!" I yelled, bringing her in and using the circle ability to take out his Deadpool then swapping to my Deadpool and immediately dishing out damage to She-Hulk. "Well, let's bring out Dante then?" Discord said grinning sinisterly, he swapped to Dante and started kicking Deadpool's ass. I swapped to Felicia and button mashed furiously to try and take out Dante, seemingly his most powerful character. "Dammit, you're good. But you'll never defeat the button mashing QUeen!" I cried out, swapping to Morrigan and using her soul fist a few times before swapping to Deadpool and using his grenades. Discord managed to avoid most of the grenades but got hit a few times. After an intense but quick battle, we had taken out each other's strongest characters. And out secondary strongest for mine, we were left with Felicia and She-Hulk and were button mashing madly. I wasn't about to give up my title to Discord. We were both on low health and were on the defense, I smirked and pressed circle using Felicia's special attack. It hit She-Hulk and destroyed her. "YES!" I yelled, dropping the controller and doing a victory dance. "I was this close!" Discord said with a slight scowl. "I keep my title as the Button Mashing Queen! And you get to wear this shirt that says 'I Got The Honor To Fight The Button Mashing Queen' Dissy." I said holding up the shirt, and then yanked it over Discord's head and smirked. "There, now let's set up an actual camp." I said, Discord gave me a scowl and made the shirt vanish and created a small fire with logs to sit on. I created marshmallows and stuck them on a created stick and passed one of the sticks to Discord who did the same. "Your playstyle is interesting." Discord said after awhile. "Is it?" "Yes, you just mash the buttons hoping you'll win. It's interesting, and it makes no sense which is why I like it." Discord answered, giving me a sideways grin. Author's Note Marvel vs. Capcom 3 is one of my favourite PS3 games. Ad I always use Morrigan, Deadpool & Felicia. They're my best characters ^^ Sorry for the long wait, this should've come out earlier but I got distracted starting 3 new fanfics. Plus it's probably rubbish, I wrote it while I was exhausted. Chapter Six - Coffee, The Drink Of The GodsI glanced up off my fluffy cloud hammock and spotted Discord reading a letter that seemed wrinkled with age, he stared at it before shaking his head. "Just who in Tartarus are you?" He muttered, still staring at the letter. "Discord?" I mumbled sleepily. "Hmm?" He asked, he made the letter vanish and glanced at me. "Is it possible for you to send me back home?" I asked. "Not really," Discord shook his head, "I spent a large amount of my stored magic up dragging you here, so sending you back would be nearly impossible. Though if you truly want to go home, I'll help you; it's my fault you're here after all." "Thanks." I murmured, slowly drifting off. "Don't mention it." Discord said, after hearing no reply her glanced up and over at Mirabelle. She had fallen fast asleep, he chuckled and summoned the letter and re-read it for what seemed to be the thousandth time. To anypony reading this letter, unless you are a certain Lord of Chaos, bug off. This letter isn't for you. Discord I Know you don't know me yet, but I know you. One year after you were freed and reformed, on the night of the day, you must pull a woman named Mirabelle from Earth from the #648 universe in multiverse through a portal to Equus. She will be given the form of a draconequus and you must teach her chaos magic for a future that will not exist if you do not heed this letter. Tell her to change her name to Eris, listen to her sometimes. She makes valid points, most of the time. Also, beware of an alicorn. For she will hinder your progress of training Mirabelle, bring along Pinkie Pie when you decide to (these few words are scribbled out). Be forewarned Discord, if you do not heed my warning. Equus will cease to exist, and it will become legend. ~An Old Friend He wondered exactly who this "Old Friend" was, and what did he want with the young Draconequus; Mirabelle? He had followed the letter's instructions to the letter, had had half expected Faust to appear and give him answers after he had been stewing over the letter for since he got it; from a ditzy -eyed mailmare named Derpy Hooves who had no idea where it came from. He sighed and made the letter vanish, it would do no good to stew over it; after directing his thoughts over to Mirabelle's progress with chaos magic, she had been able to create a gaming set from her home world; to say she was doing fine would be an understatement. He smirked, she was coming along nicely. Discord glanced over at the slumbering female, he shook his head with a laugh; remembering her expression when she turned Celestia and Twilight pink and fluffy. It had been priceless, which was why he had snapped several photos of it. He snapped his claws and changed the throne to a floating cotton candy cloud, one of his favourite items of chaos. If you knew how to handle it properly, it was a wonderful bed. I opened my eyes slowly to the smell of bacon and eggs, I glanced over to where it was coming from and saw Discord at a stove wearing a apron with "Create Chaos" on it. "What are you doing?" I muttered, I sat up and rubbed the sleep out of my eyes. "Cooking breakfast... No it's more of a brunch, morning sleepy-head." He replied, flipping an egg. "Uh huh." I said, climbing out of the hammock and appearing in a dressing gown and uggs. I sleepily made my way over to Discord who moved the bacon and eggs onto two plates, he passed one to me and we sat down at the table he had created. I snapped a claw and created my preferred type of coffee and took a sip, slowly munching on our breakfast. "You're not very talkative." "Shut up, I need my coffee." I muttered, taking another sip. "O-kay then." He finished his brunch and vanishified his plate, I finished my plate and nursed my coffee; still half asleep. I did not do well in the mornings, as you can see. I finished my coffee and created another, I was perked up slightly but still needed a second cup. "Was that bacon meat, or was it a substitute?" I asked, halfway through my second cup. "What do you think? These canine teeth aren't for nothing." A smug Discord said, I nodded and finished my cup; officially ready to start the day. "What's on the schedule for today? Other than avoiding Celestia's guards and the Element bearers." I asked. "Gaming session?" Discord suggested "I was thinking more of creating our own little arena and fighting monsters." "Sounds good." "So, fighting pit with monsters?" "Yeah." I stepped over to a clear area of the clearing and snapped my talons, creating a small arena that was covered over with a roof. "It's bigger on the inside." "Truly?" "Yep!" I said with a grin, walking into the arena and smirking at the size. Inside it was pretty huge, big enough for several full grown dragons to sit in the middle. I grabbed dual katanas and started to practice on a dummy, Discord followed me and opted to used a guitar instead of katanas or any other traditional weapon. "I have ideas like this phantom thing from Minecraft called Herobrine, and skrulls and Red Lanterns and so many things like Slenderman and stuff!" I said gleefully, decimating the dummy. Discord raised an eyebrow at this. "The only slender thing I know of is Slendermane, he's very nice and makes the most amazing tea. He also likes drawing and putting up his pictures, though stupid ponies keeping taking them down." Discord said, I nodded. "You'll have to take me to meet him one day." "A warning though, he's a bit odd." "How odd? We're a mix-and-match of creatures." "He's got no face, he also has these tentacle things sprouting from his back sometimes." "Huh, so basically a pony Slenderman. Got it." "It's interesting how much our worlds are alike, but so far apart." Discord mused, stopping his bashing of a dummy with a guitar for a moment. Author's Note I HAVE A PLOT! I ACTUALLY HAVE A PLOT! Other than the usual save-the-world stuff, it's probably gonna have crossovers with animes... Or something, I have a thingy I wrote ages ago for this; and I'm gonna use it to actually create a plot, or something. Or just write whatever crap the comes into my head... I have these new OCs I wanna use that are from some animes, Hellsing (A Neko) and Black Butler (Reaper). So I'm probably gonna drag them in somehow... This is probably gonna go a little crazy, if I choose to make this a crossover with something... I also wrote this in one sitting! Sorry about any mistakes. Chapter 7 - Dimensional Questions SPOILERS AHEAD For Supernatural Ye Have Been Warned Several hours later, Discord and I had smashed our way through monsters, creepypastas and other weird things in both our heads. We took the battle into our minds at one point, in which M'gann M'orzz showed up. We then fought Bizzaro Superman and Venom, it was awesome. We then went into Discord's mind, one thing to tell you; he is definitely chaotic. His imagination construct turned out to be a tatzelwurm Luna, we then had fun destroying and polka-dotted Tirek and a Joker-like Nightmare Moon. I blame my geek influence. We then left the mindscape and continued our battle with Lord Farquaad and his evil stone lookalike to Dragon. Who had been waiting for us to wake up out of stasis from a tube-bed thing I had pulled from my head. After that we had a long lengthy discussion on whose hair was better, Thor's or Loki's. Thor's is better, but I like Loki as a character more. I won on account that Loki uses product of some kind and Thor does not, meaning it's all natural. (Or at least, that's how it went.) "Can we, hop dimensions or something like that? I wanna screw up the Supernatural world even more, then let them defeat me and let them deal with the damage; or you could be the one screwing things up while I could be helping the Winchesters." "We can hop dimensions, but if we were to do so; that dimension has to have mana of some sort so we'd be able to continue to use our powers. Otherwise we'd either become the main sentient race of that world or became pure mana and have to posses someone to get home or become an item of with mana within it." "Awesome!" "You're not up to that level yet." "Awe... The bright side is the Supernatural Verse has mana AKA magic in it, so does many other worlds... At least, they do from what I know." "You're lucky enough to come from a nexus of where worlds meet, so the shows you see on TV do actually happen the way they do as you see them." "So- so Dean's a demon and Sam lost his soul?!... Well the soul losing business was awhile ago, but Dean's still a demon! Why meeee! Hmm, though we could team up with Crowley and piss everyone off; even the Angels." "I thought I got most of your references, seems I'll need to catch up on Supernatural. What season?" "Season nine." "I'm on season six still, well I'll watch that later." "Once you get your mana up high enough, I'll show you how to create portals to other worlds; then we'll pretend to be killed and watch the madness of our magic unfold." Discord grins. "You are so much more fun than Luna, but don't tell her that." I grinned and made the cross my heart hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye actions. "Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye." I say, Discord grins. After a few hours of chaos magic training, we turn in for the night. And I have very strange dreams about hanging with Crowley and casually talking about world chaos and domination, Dean's there too; singing really bad karaoke, I looked human. But not me human, Eris human. My hair was white and my clothes were odd, but not as odd as Discord's; who was joining Dean in singing. He was still really bad, but not as bad as Dean's. Discord also looked human, his hair was black with a white beard. We ended up agreeing to send the world into chaos for a year and let Sam get his brother back, demonified; along with fake defeating us before we came back halfway through the next year after Sam managed to fix his brother. Another fight, we left back to Equestria; and annoyed the ponies some more. It was an odd, but pleasant dream. Perhaps it means something, nah; none of my dreams ever mean anything. Author's Note The dream sequence may or may not have anything to do with what'll happen if they go to the Supernatural Verse. Also, sorry for the short chapter. Kinda had a does-not-compute moment. Planning on finding out what happens, were we?
PrologueAuthor's Note Edited 9/03/10 Prologue Mirabelle stretched, her eyes closing slightly as she stared at her computer. She shook her head and opened her eyes wider, Mirabelle then sighed and turned off her computer and headed for her bed. She had already washed and changed earlier in the night. "I wonder what would happen if I become a pony?" She mused. "Maybe even Discord, that'd be a laugh." Mirabelle giggled, an image of her as Discord creating chaos and losing control of her powers popped into her head. "It would be absolute chaos, and I don't think the Mane six would stop me if I froze them across Equestria... Nah, I'd never do that, I'd end up hugging them all to death. Pinkie would throw me a party that's for sure, I wonder if I'd look like a female version of Discord or just become him like the fanfictions I read." While Mirabele had been talking to herself out loud, a mis-matched creature had been listening and it chuckled to itself hearing her words. "I wonder if what she actually said could work..." It muttered, invisibly floating above the young teen as she walked into her bedroom. "Well, never mind that. This place is too boring, it needs some sprucing up. And I know who to ask for help." It muttered, and smirked phasing through the bedroom door and into the room. It looked around and spotted Mirabelle in bed reading, she then turned out the bedside light and placed the book beside it. She then rolled over and the creature could not see her face anymore, it floated over to Mirabelle and snapped it's claw and Mirabell fell asleep almost instantly. Though she moaned slightly and reached out and nearly touched the creature's tail. The creature snapped it's claw again and Mirabelle, It and the bed vanished. Leaving behind a slight scorched smell of cotton candy and chocolate milkshakes. And a lasting remark. "Mirabelle, you and I are going to have so much fun!"
Chapter One - Equestrian ContactI groaned and rolled over, my head hurt like it had a hundred jackhammers pounding my brain. I groaned again and opened my eyes blearily, what I saw made me close my eyes instantly. I opened my eyes timidly and stared, a tiny Discord was waving at me from my pillow, I instantly sat up. But thanks to the jackhammers I had to fall back down again and watched as the tiny Discord shifted from tiny to normal sized in a few seconds. "Thank Faust, I thought you'd never wake up." Discord said, I just stared. "Not talkative eh? Cat got your tongue?" I felt a tickling on my tongue and opened my mouth, and little kitten fell off my tongue and onto Discord's waiting claw. "W-what's going on? I-I'm not dreaming am I?" I managed to ask, my brain barely functioning. "Well, hello to you too. Anyway, I've brought you here to have some fun! It's not often I bring a human here, but when I do they either end up as a pony or their OC. But because you were talking/thinking/dreaming about being a Draconequus you transformed into one when I brought you here." He shrugged. "And no you're not dreaming, also I'd recommend you take a look at yourself." He added, and jumped off the pillow onto the floor and began to tap dance. When he caught me staring, he shrugged like it was the most normal thing in the world. "You brought me here? Why?" "Yes I brought you here, and because I needed company from somepony who wasn't a pony or a griffin or a dragon. I need a Draconequus to talk to, also I'll help with your powers" Discord grinned cheekily. "My... Powers?" "Yes! You're now a Draconequus, you now have chaos magic. I'll teach you if you like. Also, let's keep this out of the Princesses hair shall we?" I nodded. I then took his advice and looked at my arms, a lion paw and an eagle claw. I then reached for my head and felt horns, largish ears and fairly long hair which I grabbed and pulled it in front of my face and it was a stark white. I then looked at the rest of my body, I had a tail quite like Discord's with a little white tuft at the end, a dragon's hind leg and a pony's hind leg, I also had two mis-matched wings, what looked to be a batpony's and a pegasus's. I was a female version of Discord. "Okay, WHAT THE HELL?!" I yelled, experimentally twitching my tail. "I already told you." Discord replied, suddenly he had a violin and was playing it. I rolled my eyes and then threw myself at him grabbing him in a bonecrushing hug. "I CANNOT believe I'm in Equestria" I said, a grin on my face. "Can't breathe." He said after a few seconds, I then ended up leaning on him as I started to get used to my new limbs, I took a few steps and nearly fell over. My tail balanced me and I was able to stay upright, Discord let out a laugh. I rolled my eyes and managed to walk to the door where Discord was waiting. "Come, Miss-" "Mirabelle." I put in. "Come, Mirabelle we have plans!" Discord said happily, he then frowned. "You should go by Eris when anypony's around, Draconequui don't have that sort of name y'know." He added, I nodded. Getting what he meant. I followed down the seemingly never-ending stairs, I started to wonder exactly how Discord had been pulled me through a transdimensional portal and into Equestria as Eris. My brain was still hurting and so I couldn't piece the facts together, yet. I groaned, my legs were sore and we had finally got to the bottom of the tower. "Why so many damn stairs?" I muttered, glaring at the wall I was leaning against. "Makes ponies leave me alone." Discord answered, he helped me stand up and I then followed him to the throne room. It seemed it was night and so Luna was on the throne, I stopped. Suddenly afraid of my favourite Princess, Discord groaned and grabbed my arm and we vanished. I looked around, we had appeared on a hill that overlooked a hamlet. I took a guess that it was Ponyville, the cyan pegasus clearing the sky confirmed it. Though I don't know why she was going it at night, maybe to get rid of early morning work? "Can we go see Pinkie Pie?!" I asked, excited. Discord nodded, he grinned and we both had hangliders. "AWESOME!" I said and dove off the hill with him and floated over Ponyville, we were lucky Rainbow Dash didn't spot us, I don't want to think about what would happen if she acted on impulse. Discord glanced at me a gleam in his eye and motioned downwards. I took the hint and dove, Discord following, we both had a crazy grin on our faces. We swooped over Twilight's crystal castle and then Sugarcube Corner came up, we took a left and spiralled down. Eventually landing, Discord made the hang gliders disappear and we headed into the shop. It was still open and a glance at the clock showed it was 8:00pm, it felt like longer. Mr and Mrs Cake stared at us as we entered. "U-uh, what can we get you?" Mr Cake asked, I walked over and took a look at their sweets. "That cupcake please." I said, pointing to a rainbow one. I smirked to myself, it kinda reminded me of the fanfic "Cupcakes" where Pinkie goes insane. But we had seen Dashie clearing clouds earlier so I didn't worry. Mrs Cake handed me the cupcake and I took a bite, knowing new people got a free sweet of their choice. "Thanks." I said, and finished the cupcake. Wrapper and all. Somehow, I didn't find it weird. "D'you know where Pinkie is?" Discord asked, I saw him snap his claw and I smirked. Noting he had made a cupcake start dancing. "Hello!" I heard a voice and I turned around to see Pinkie with her party cannon, she waved and fired it at me. I winced and I got covered in confetti, I giggled and so did Pinkie. Discord had vanished a few moments earlier, I didn't know where to though. "Hiya, I'm Pinkie Pie!" She said, I grinned. "I'm Eris."
Chapter Two - Chaos Magic"Brony, meet pony. Pony meet brony." Discord said, appearing as suddenly as he left. I jerked back in shock at Discord whom had appeared between Pinkie and me. Pinkie had just burst into giggles as she was prone to do. "I knew something was off with you! Now I know what." Pinkie said, a grin in her muzzle. "I'm not even going to ask." I answered, knowing it would make my brain hurt if I tried to scientifically understand Pinkie Pie. "Can you do what Discord does? Like make a cotton candy cloud which rains chocolate milk?" Pinkie asked, bouncing on her hooves. I shook my head, me casting chaos magic hadn't even entered my head. I had been busy with Disord hang gliding. "Oops, I could've sworn... Oh well. Time for lesson one." Discord said, snapping his claw and a blackboard appeared. If you weren't paying attention we were still in Sugarcube Corner and Discord was teaching me chaos magic in the middle of it. "If you know how to look, you can 'see' the strings of reality and twist them to create, destroy or twist the world around you. It's relatively simple, until you start meddling with the strings around living things. We'll start with the basics." Discord created an apple and held it out, I reached for it but he slapped my paw away. "Nope, levitate it over. Once you got that down, we can move to more complicated stuff." I emptied my mind, or as well as I could with Pinkie and Discord beside me. Slowly I started to see strings, like Discord had described, the strings were glowing gently. I glanced at the floating Draconequus and noted that some strings around him were pulled tight while others were pulled gently while he bobbed up and down, I then noted how much strain that seemed to be on a string. I jumped as it suddenly snapped, Discord seemed to drop suddenly then go back to floating normally, no one else move a muscle, though I'm sure I saw Discord flinch at the sound. I then concentrated on the strings around the apple, the ones on the top and imagined something gently pulling the strings. Nothing happened for a moment then the apple started to rise, and that's when everything went to hell. I grinned, I had levitated the apple, then suddenly, it zipped right past my face and out the door. We heard a loud clanging noise, I turned and watched as Mrs. Cake, Mr. Cake & the twins shot out the door away from the banging. "Get out while you still can!" Mr. Cake yelled back before he left with his wife. Discord and I shared a glance, we headed into the kitchen and what I saw made me stare. Pots, pans, pie pans, cupcake trays, batter and many other things were flying around on wings. Like the keys on Harry Potter but much more weird, Discord gave it a glance before he stuck a talon on the bater and tasted it. "Surprisingly yummy." He said, then turned to face the chaos. I copied him and tasted the batter as well. "Mmm." I said, then turned to look at why the clanging had stopped. "Uh, Discord..." I said, staring at the fighting force amassed. The cooking items were buzzing on their new found wings and (sentience?) and were now very, very pissed off. And all because we had tasted the batter. "Buck." I swore, things were going really downhill from here. "Yep. Buck." Discord replied. "RUN!" We yelled at the same time and shot off, heading towards the front door. We weren't lucky, not at all. A small group blocked us off and we back off, I glanced around around for a weapon and then shrugged and grabbed a rolling pin that was heading for my head. I ripped it's wings off. Hey! Don't look at me like that, it's not like it could feel anything. I then started to defend myself and retaliate from the containers, pots, pans, etc. Discord joined me welding a tennis racket, don't ask me where he got it, and we managed to escape to the counter. I jumped over the top, Discord floated over. "This is surprisingly fun." I muttered, taking a swing at a baking pan which had tried to dive-bomb me. "Yep, this is fun!" Discord replied gleefully, beating back baking instruments left, right and center. "Can I have another Chaos Magic lesson later? Somewhere where things aren't trying to kill us?" "Yep! How about Twi's castle? I bet we could sneak in there." "Kay, it'll be there." "Now, onto ze battle!" A few moments later I noticed the things flying at us had lessened, I glanced up and saw a large cauldron. "Shall we bail?" "Definitely." And on that note we both bolted out the front door and into the street, I slammed the door shut behind us and leant against it. "Wait, wasn't Pinkie in there?" I asked nervously. "BOO!" The pink pony yelled scaring me half to death. "Pinkie, is tonight Nightmare Night?" "Nope!" "Then don't go around scaring pe- ponies." "Oki-doki-loki." She said, I nodded. "So, what now? It's not like anything more crazy than that could happen." I said, jerking my thumb at the closed door where a angry buzzing was coming from. I shuddered thinking about what could've happened if we had stayed within it. We both swung round once we heard the screams of terror. "I spoke too soon." I said dryly and then ran towards the scene with Pinkie and Discord hot on my tail.
Chapter Three - Sporks & CupcakesSomething has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.
Chapter Four - Rainbow's "Smashing" EntranceThe reply to Twilight's letter was received about five minutes after the request/restraining order/death note was sent, I made certain to listen to what it said. Thanks Spike for reading it aloud. Twilight I hope you remember that you aren't exactly my student anymore, (Must be a reflex when you're stressed). From what you've written, it seems it was accidental, but I wish to see for myself. Expect my arrival and try to calm the townponies down, it won't do any good for mass hysteria. Also when I arrive please explain more on her first use of magic, it doesn't seem possible that Eris has never used magic before today. Regards Princess Celestia I fidgeted, what Celestia's reply had been wasn't very reassuring. But Discord was setting up Plan B if things went Barzorkle shaped (Discord kinda explained that a barzorkle is a fruit shaped like a pretzel and tastes like an apple, the skin of the fruit tasted bitter and was red with reddish/orange lumps. Supposedly it was what the Apples used when they ran out of Apples, I think he's telling the truth.), Plan A was talk to the Princess and not mess things of or turn a pony into a barzorkle or another fruit. "Sooo... You've never used your magic before?" Twilight asked, just before the silence got awkwarder than it was. "Uh, yeah. Discord's teaching me, I guess." I replied, and speak of the devil. Discord popped into appearance right next to me and gave me the thumbs up, I nodded and then glance back at Twilight who in that few seconds had run/teleported/flew over to a cupcake and was blasting it with her magic. I saw the reason it was because of a foal, a unicorn foal who I recognised as Dinky. The foal in question looked like she wanted to eat the cupcake like Pinkie, whom was gathering a following of foals and some mares to eat the cupcakes. I glanced away knowing she was safe, Twilight could handle Tirek for goodness sake, she could handle cupcakes. "Discord, can you give me another apple? I want to try again, and this time not poor all my magic into lifting an apple." I said, trying to work out the best way of distracting Celestia absentmindedly. "No creating chaos, if thing go barzorkle shaped we'll be screwed. I wish I didn't have to say it, but you need to learn more before you can, so you can stop your creations." I nodded and Discord produced an apple, I focused on it and saw the strings. I gently pulled the tops ones, only this time selecting the ones that looked the strongest. It gently began to rise and I smirked, I then gently pulled a string on the apple's side that was facing me and it floated over fairly quickly. "Yay!" I squealed clapping my hands, then grabbing the apple and eating it. "Great!" Said Discord he grinned and I grinned back,it wasn't every day you used the spell Wingardium Leviosa. "Now to learn how to destroy the cupcakes." I said glancing around the street. "Don't do that!" Pinkie exclaimed, doing her pop-up-out-of-nowhere thing. "Why?" "I wanna eat them all, that's why!" The crazy mare then leapt back into the fray munching in the treats left right and center. "O-kay..." I said, staring after Pinkie. I then half twisted around to face Discord, I say "half" because I got slammed into before I could fully turn. And guess who slammed into me, the hard-headed pegasus mare Rainbow Dash, whom had gotten out of her stupor (Or woken up from a nap) and decided to slam into the person who she deceived as a threat. Lucky me. "Oomph!" Was the sound I made as I got smashed into and all the air in my lungs left in a *poof* and left me gasping for air as Dashie stood over me glaring, it took a few seconds for me to get my breath back. "Seriously?" A look of confusion flashed upon her face before it was replaced by anger, I glanced behind Rainbow for help from Discord and all he did was levitate an apple while giving me a smirk and pointing at said apple. I stared for a few seconds before my brain registered what he meant. I gave a smirk to Rainbow and focused on her and the strings came into view, I pulled a few of the stronger ones on her wings and made them go gently up and down. It lifted Dash off me and the pegasus looked really confused. "What the hay is going on?!" She exclaimed, she then glared at me. "What did you do to my wings?!" She then said, I just smirked and ~~walked~~ floated around Dash's hovering form. Her wings were flapping in sync (Clever me working out how to do that.) and she couldn't do anything to stop them, my chaos magic kept them flapping even though I stopped consciously using the magic. "Oh just a little chaos magic to keep your wings flapping so you won't tackle me again." I replied after a pause. "Let me go!" "Only if you Pinkie promise you won't tackle me again." "Why should I do that?! You're creating chaos in Ponyville!" "Accidently!" "Why should I believe that!" "I'm not letting you go till you promise." "Fine" Rainbow Dash sighed. "Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye. Happy?" She said begrudgingly while doing the moves, I nodded then somehow stopped my chaos magic by thinking "Stop my magic, how do I do that? Uh... Hokus Pokus Stop my magikus?" and it worked surprisingly. "Foreeeeveeeeer" Pinkie said creepily appearing suddenly in a plant pot (That I swear wasn't there before.) next to Dashie. Apparently Dashie was having second thoughts or was going to break the Pinkie Promise, not a good idea if you don't want a terrifying pony on your tail. Author's Note Cliffhanger! Sorry but there shall be more to come! Later... as in next week maybe.... Sorry!
Chapter Five - Pink Fluffy Annoyed Alicorns, Chasing DraconequuiRainbow landed on the ground in a heap, I smiled and glanced at Discord; whom smirked at me a motioned downwards at my feet. Or more correctly, where my feet were. I was floating, and I didn't even realise. I cleared my mind and looked up and saw the strings around me and the ones that were letting me float, I left them how they were and started entertaining the idea of turning Celestia pink and fluffy. (Flufflepuff style!), along with Twilight to see how they would react. They would probably stone me, so bad idea. But it would be hilarious, and we'd use the escape plan... I heard a screech and snapped open my eyes, Twilight and Celesia were a few meters away. Pink and fluffy, they were staring at each other in surprise, (Or in Twilight's case, horror) as I stared at them. "Princess how did this happen?!" Twilight asked, looking frazzled. "I felt a higher charge of chaos magic just before our coats changed, I believe Eris did this." Celestia said calmly, turning to face me. "Good one Eris! But we better skedaddled now." Discord said appearing on my left and smirking at the Princesses. "You just confirmed I did it! I didn't mean to, maybe because I was thinking about changing them?" "Probably. Allon-sy!" Discord then grabbed my arm and dragged me down an alley, the Princesses then flew after us seeing as they weren't used to walking with that much fur. "I didn't mean too!" I called back. "Likely story!" I winced, I was so screwed. Though not with Discord pulled me along at high speeds thanks to me floating. I stared boredly at the scenery as we floated past. "They gone yet?" Discord asked. "Eenope." "Okay then! Hop on!" Discord said, reaching the jet skies. I jumped on one and revved the motor, I sent a grin Discord's was and shot off with him behind me. "Last one to the Everfree has to be pink and fluffy for the whole day~" I called back, smirking and shot full speed ahead; the wings flapping to keep me in the air and lend speed. "You're on!" Discord yelled, catching up quickly. I snapped a claw and gave the wings a speed boost, Discord did the same. We were neck and neck, we shot past the Everfree border. "Ha, I won!" Discord said smirking. "You did not!" "I did." "Did not!" "Did." "Didn't!" "Did infinity! Ha, I won see?" "Not fair using infinity." I grumbled, falling in behind Discord trusting him to get us through the Everfree. We shot over roots and avoided monsters, the shouts of the Princesses slowly faded into the distance. "I think we lost them." I said, glancing back. "Yeah, I think so too." Discord answered, focusing on dodging what the Everfree threw at us. "How about we stop? We're fairly safe." I said, glancing around at the forest. "Good idea, and you just jinxed us; thanks." Discord said sarcastically, pulling over with me following. We stopped in a medium sized clearing, we both created items we needed. Discord created a cotton candy cloud throne, which I was not surprised at all about. I myself created a full on gaming system and epic cloud recliner. "Hey Dissy, wanna join me in this match?" I asked, glancing at Discord who was playing with a mini Screwball made out of clouds. "Uh huh, let's battle!" "Yep, here's a controller." I said, passing him a controller. "Don't call me Dissy." He said, after headshotting a guy. "Okay... Dissy." I said smirking, button mashing and racking up the damage on Discord's character. We were playing Marvel vs. Capcom 3 for the PS3, I had Deadpool, Morrigan and Felicia. Discord had Deadpool, She-Hulk and Dante. We were both button mashing furiously and were evenly matched, until I took out his Deadpool. "Ha! Take that! Go Morrigan!" I yelled, bringing her in and using the circle ability to take out his Deadpool then swapping to my Deadpool and immediately dishing out damage to She-Hulk. "Well, let's bring out Dante then?" Discord said grinning sinisterly, he swapped to Dante and started kicking Deadpool's ass. I swapped to Felicia and button mashed furiously to try and take out Dante, seemingly his most powerful character. "Dammit, you're good. But you'll never defeat the button mashing QUeen!" I cried out, swapping to Morrigan and using her soul fist a few times before swapping to Deadpool and using his grenades. Discord managed to avoid most of the grenades but got hit a few times. After an intense but quick battle, we had taken out each other's strongest characters. And out secondary strongest for mine, we were left with Felicia and She-Hulk and were button mashing madly. I wasn't about to give up my title to Discord. We were both on low health and were on the defense, I smirked and pressed circle using Felicia's special attack. It hit She-Hulk and destroyed her. "YES!" I yelled, dropping the controller and doing a victory dance. "I was this close!" Discord said with a slight scowl. "I keep my title as the Button Mashing Queen! And you get to wear this shirt that says 'I Got The Honor To Fight The Button Mashing Queen' Dissy." I said holding up the shirt, and then yanked it over Discord's head and smirked. "There, now let's set up an actual camp." I said, Discord gave me a scowl and made the shirt vanish and created a small fire with logs to sit on. I created marshmallows and stuck them on a created stick and passed one of the sticks to Discord who did the same. "Your playstyle is interesting." Discord said after awhile. "Is it?" "Yes, you just mash the buttons hoping you'll win. It's interesting, and it makes no sense which is why I like it." Discord answered, giving me a sideways grin. Author's Note Marvel vs. Capcom 3 is one of my favourite PS3 games. Ad I always use Morrigan, Deadpool & Felicia. They're my best characters ^^ Sorry for the long wait, this should've come out earlier but I got distracted starting 3 new fanfics. Plus it's probably rubbish, I wrote it while I was exhausted.
Chapter Six - Coffee, The Drink Of The GodsI glanced up off my fluffy cloud hammock and spotted Discord reading a letter that seemed wrinkled with age, he stared at it before shaking his head. "Just who in Tartarus are you?" He muttered, still staring at the letter. "Discord?" I mumbled sleepily. "Hmm?" He asked, he made the letter vanish and glanced at me. "Is it possible for you to send me back home?" I asked. "Not really," Discord shook his head, "I spent a large amount of my stored magic up dragging you here, so sending you back would be nearly impossible. Though if you truly want to go home, I'll help you; it's my fault you're here after all." "Thanks." I murmured, slowly drifting off. "Don't mention it." Discord said, after hearing no reply her glanced up and over at Mirabelle. She had fallen fast asleep, he chuckled and summoned the letter and re-read it for what seemed to be the thousandth time. To anypony reading this letter, unless you are a certain Lord of Chaos, bug off. This letter isn't for you. Discord I Know you don't know me yet, but I know you. One year after you were freed and reformed, on the night of the day, you must pull a woman named Mirabelle from Earth from the #648 universe in multiverse through a portal to Equus. She will be given the form of a draconequus and you must teach her chaos magic for a future that will not exist if you do not heed this letter. Tell her to change her name to Eris, listen to her sometimes. She makes valid points, most of the time. Also, beware of an alicorn. For she will hinder your progress of training Mirabelle, bring along Pinkie Pie when you decide to (these few words are scribbled out). Be forewarned Discord, if you do not heed my warning. Equus will cease to exist, and it will become legend. ~An Old Friend He wondered exactly who this "Old Friend" was, and what did he want with the young Draconequus; Mirabelle? He had followed the letter's instructions to the letter, had had half expected Faust to appear and give him answers after he had been stewing over the letter for since he got it; from a ditzy -eyed mailmare named Derpy Hooves who had no idea where it came from. He sighed and made the letter vanish, it would do no good to stew over it; after directing his thoughts over to Mirabelle's progress with chaos magic, she had been able to create a gaming set from her home world; to say she was doing fine would be an understatement. He smirked, she was coming along nicely. Discord glanced over at the slumbering female, he shook his head with a laugh; remembering her expression when she turned Celestia and Twilight pink and fluffy. It had been priceless, which was why he had snapped several photos of it. He snapped his claws and changed the throne to a floating cotton candy cloud, one of his favourite items of chaos. If you knew how to handle it properly, it was a wonderful bed. I opened my eyes slowly to the smell of bacon and eggs, I glanced over to where it was coming from and saw Discord at a stove wearing a apron with "Create Chaos" on it. "What are you doing?" I muttered, I sat up and rubbed the sleep out of my eyes. "Cooking breakfast... No it's more of a brunch, morning sleepy-head." He replied, flipping an egg. "Uh huh." I said, climbing out of the hammock and appearing in a dressing gown and uggs. I sleepily made my way over to Discord who moved the bacon and eggs onto two plates, he passed one to me and we sat down at the table he had created. I snapped a claw and created my preferred type of coffee and took a sip, slowly munching on our breakfast. "You're not very talkative." "Shut up, I need my coffee." I muttered, taking another sip. "O-kay then." He finished his brunch and vanishified his plate, I finished my plate and nursed my coffee; still half asleep. I did not do well in the mornings, as you can see. I finished my coffee and created another, I was perked up slightly but still needed a second cup. "Was that bacon meat, or was it a substitute?" I asked, halfway through my second cup. "What do you think? These canine teeth aren't for nothing." A smug Discord said, I nodded and finished my cup; officially ready to start the day. "What's on the schedule for today? Other than avoiding Celestia's guards and the Element bearers." I asked. "Gaming session?" Discord suggested "I was thinking more of creating our own little arena and fighting monsters." "Sounds good." "So, fighting pit with monsters?" "Yeah." I stepped over to a clear area of the clearing and snapped my talons, creating a small arena that was covered over with a roof. "It's bigger on the inside." "Truly?" "Yep!" I said with a grin, walking into the arena and smirking at the size. Inside it was pretty huge, big enough for several full grown dragons to sit in the middle. I grabbed dual katanas and started to practice on a dummy, Discord followed me and opted to used a guitar instead of katanas or any other traditional weapon. "I have ideas like this phantom thing from Minecraft called Herobrine, and skrulls and Red Lanterns and so many things like Slenderman and stuff!" I said gleefully, decimating the dummy. Discord raised an eyebrow at this. "The only slender thing I know of is Slendermane, he's very nice and makes the most amazing tea. He also likes drawing and putting up his pictures, though stupid ponies keeping taking them down." Discord said, I nodded. "You'll have to take me to meet him one day." "A warning though, he's a bit odd." "How odd? We're a mix-and-match of creatures." "He's got no face, he also has these tentacle things sprouting from his back sometimes." "Huh, so basically a pony Slenderman. Got it." "It's interesting how much our worlds are alike, but so far apart." Discord mused, stopping his bashing of a dummy with a guitar for a moment. Author's Note I HAVE A PLOT! I ACTUALLY HAVE A PLOT! Other than the usual save-the-world stuff, it's probably gonna have crossovers with animes... Or something, I have a thingy I wrote ages ago for this; and I'm gonna use it to actually create a plot, or something. Or just write whatever crap the comes into my head... I have these new OCs I wanna use that are from some animes, Hellsing (A Neko) and Black Butler (Reaper). So I'm probably gonna drag them in somehow... This is probably gonna go a little crazy, if I choose to make this a crossover with something... I also wrote this in one sitting! Sorry about any mistakes.
Chapter 7 - Dimensional Questions SPOILERS AHEAD For Supernatural Ye Have Been Warned Several hours later, Discord and I had smashed our way through monsters, creepypastas and other weird things in both our heads. We took the battle into our minds at one point, in which M'gann M'orzz showed up. We then fought Bizzaro Superman and Venom, it was awesome. We then went into Discord's mind, one thing to tell you; he is definitely chaotic. His imagination construct turned out to be a tatzelwurm Luna, we then had fun destroying and polka-dotted Tirek and a Joker-like Nightmare Moon. I blame my geek influence. We then left the mindscape and continued our battle with Lord Farquaad and his evil stone lookalike to Dragon. Who had been waiting for us to wake up out of stasis from a tube-bed thing I had pulled from my head. After that we had a long lengthy discussion on whose hair was better, Thor's or Loki's. Thor's is better, but I like Loki as a character more. I won on account that Loki uses product of some kind and Thor does not, meaning it's all natural. (Or at least, that's how it went.) "Can we, hop dimensions or something like that? I wanna screw up the Supernatural world even more, then let them defeat me and let them deal with the damage; or you could be the one screwing things up while I could be helping the Winchesters." "We can hop dimensions, but if we were to do so; that dimension has to have mana of some sort so we'd be able to continue to use our powers. Otherwise we'd either become the main sentient race of that world or became pure mana and have to posses someone to get home or become an item of with mana within it." "Awesome!" "You're not up to that level yet." "Awe... The bright side is the Supernatural Verse has mana AKA magic in it, so does many other worlds... At least, they do from what I know." "You're lucky enough to come from a nexus of where worlds meet, so the shows you see on TV do actually happen the way they do as you see them." "So- so Dean's a demon and Sam lost his soul?!... Well the soul losing business was awhile ago, but Dean's still a demon! Why meeee! Hmm, though we could team up with Crowley and piss everyone off; even the Angels." "I thought I got most of your references, seems I'll need to catch up on Supernatural. What season?" "Season nine." "I'm on season six still, well I'll watch that later." "Once you get your mana up high enough, I'll show you how to create portals to other worlds; then we'll pretend to be killed and watch the madness of our magic unfold." Discord grins. "You are so much more fun than Luna, but don't tell her that." I grinned and made the cross my heart hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye actions. "Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye." I say, Discord grins. After a few hours of chaos magic training, we turn in for the night. And I have very strange dreams about hanging with Crowley and casually talking about world chaos and domination, Dean's there too; singing really bad karaoke, I looked human. But not me human, Eris human. My hair was white and my clothes were odd, but not as odd as Discord's; who was joining Dean in singing. He was still really bad, but not as bad as Dean's. Discord also looked human, his hair was black with a white beard. We ended up agreeing to send the world into chaos for a year and let Sam get his brother back, demonified; along with fake defeating us before we came back halfway through the next year after Sam managed to fix his brother. Another fight, we left back to Equestria; and annoyed the ponies some more. It was an odd, but pleasant dream. Perhaps it means something, nah; none of my dreams ever mean anything. Author's Note The dream sequence may or may not have anything to do with what'll happen if they go to the Supernatural Verse. Also, sorry for the short chapter. Kinda had a does-not-compute moment. Planning on finding out what happens, were we?
