Location New Canterlot year 2025 to 3027 7/6

Year one, Celestia spent get canterlot on it’s feet. Year 250, the first house that marks ponyville was built. Year 500, ponyville was now a town. Year 1000, luna was freed from nightmare by the mane six. Year 1002, time for me to be free once more. As the day wore on I heard the sounds of kids out playing and sure enough there they were messing around near discords stone prison. As they started fighting and causing chaos around him the stone begin to crack and soon enough the crack will big enough to break though. When I looked back around I had a small colt in-front of me looking up at me.

“Miss charlie what is this statue represent?”

“That one represents protector and master of the way of the sword”

“Then why does in have a sword instead of a shield?”

“Because a sword can sometimes be as mighty as a shield”

‘Wow celestia didn’t think you were nice enough to give me a title and yet not give me a name’

The next thing i knew i felt my own crack form on my prison. it very quietly spread to my entire stone prison soon breaking it altogether in front of all the colts and fillies. As the few last peace fell, I stood proud and tall over everything and everyone. As I slowly looked down I saw pip sitting there scared, of me. that really hit the heart strings. As i bent down, I heard several snaps as joints where being work out of my pained limbs. Now almost eye level with him I could see he was really scared now.

'Best use a pirate accent to speak to him.' i think to myself.

“Yar me matey, what has ye all shaking and quaking in ye boots. Yar”

“It be ye, ye be big”

I deiced to quit the pirate voice for now.

“Now do mind telling me which way to go, i have to talk with celestia right away”

“You could ask miss charlie, she would know”

“I will thank you”

I spotted miss charlie looking at me fearful and silent as she looked at me. After patting pip on the head i left to go find discord, sure enough he was taunting the mane six. After get fed up with discords taunting, i decided that i should shut him up, that would make me look good and badass.

“YOU KNOW DISCORD YOU CAN GET VERY ANNOYING AT TIMES”

“Who dares call me annoying”

I walk out of the shadows reviling myself to him

“That would be me, now do me a favor, (click) shut up”

Thats when i let both uzi’s go and went fall auto on the windows. Windows were breaking, grinning like a mad man, the sound of gunfire and smell of gunpowder was everywhere, after all said and done one window was remaining.

“Now why in the wide world of sports and you picking on these fine ponys, i know they are party poopers but they arn't playthings. now, before you say a single word, do me a even nice big favor and piss off”

I pull out a S&W 500 revolver and shot the last window sending shards of glass everywhere. I look to the mine six and their faces were priceless. Twilight had both fear and interest in the fire arms I had just used, Applejack look almost pale from the smell of the gunpowder, Fluttershy was nowhere to be found, Rarity was eyeing up my suit with disgusted look on her face (typical), Pinkie pie was somewhere, behide me for sure and rainbow dash was looking like she was about to pounce on me for my action. As I put my firearms away I spoke to them.

“Sorry for the mess, I had to shut him up, he was getting on my nerves. You try lessening to him for a thousand years, it’s very annoying.

“Creature, how you are free and why are you free?”

“First i’m a human, second my name is zack, third thank apple bloom, sweetie belle and scootaloo for that, forth, pinkie if your going to attack or surprise someone, make sure he is not a ninja.”

With a quick grab I launched pinkie over to her friends.

“Fifth duck”

Luna came flying to the room knocking a pillar over sending the one she hit over their heads and though the wall.

“SISTER WHAT WAS NOISE AND WHY IS THERE GLASS EVERY WHERE?”

“Luna inside voice for god sakes, your inside and thanks for the ear ache”

“Sorry, but what in mothers name are you”

“Ask your sister and now if you all would move, I have a being of pure chaos to go find.”

When they did not move i decided it was time to get out of there. With one mighty jump a leapt though the window, with my trench colt wafting threw the wind. I landed and started towards the hedge and once by it and seeing that everything was still following the story of the episode i left to go find ponyville and wait for twilight in her library. Knowing I would have a tail, namely Rainbow dash I activated ninja mode again and moved though the shadows…. (of the trees) towards ponyville.

Author's Note

some times it is fun to be a editer and add in funny little details in your own work.
and just as a small note updates may start slow as i get my footing back on this story.