Madness Combat Project M.L.P

by DarkLord of Fire

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Sex, Tragedy, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Human, Main 6, Other, Romance, Princess Luna
Length: 2099

this is the story of how i went from being a normal boy to being hank from madness combat and later the future hero in equesrtia

The story follows zack a displaced human sent to equestria as hank from the madness combat series. the story follows the episodes up until tilek's defeat. His story will have it's up and it's down but one thing is for sure he we always be loyal to those he cares for and loves. He will start a relationship with somepony and it will evolve and bloom into true love, he may even finally start a family. To fill in the one he lost.
just to yet you all know this is going in to the redo folder of mine for now...

Published 2015-08-13 18:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-13 18:50:01 UTC

Chapter 1 The beginning

Greetings all my name is Zack and I’m 1019 years old. I am 6.2 feet high, or 12.2 hooves high. I am a brony, so I know most of story, well not all of it, but enough to get me by. If you where trying to figure out how I got those years I earned them, I can thank Celestia for thinking I was on her sister’s side….
Oh here I go again, forgetting to tell you what happened. Well it happened just like this….

Comic con year 2015 location (classified) date:7/6
I awoke to my friend yelling at me to wake up that is was time to go to con.

“God damn it man wake up!”

“What do you want man, I’m trying to sleep here”

“Well I guess your not wanting to go then huh?”

“…. Give me a few to get ready”

“Ok I will be waiting, don’t take to long”

“Ok, now piss off”

Here I am getting ready for comic con. I’m going as hank from Madness Combat 7. Now here is where the changes I made to the costume come in, i don’t have the floating hands, i went with the whole arms and legs. My friend alex was going as the savlor in the same sense of me with the whole arms and legs made into the costume to give it that even more detail and badass feel to both our characters. We both were 19 years old when this happened.

Time skip 3 hours

We arrive at comic con and we both go off to go find what we want. My eyes fall upon a lone shop near the back of the con with, i swear to you the merchant for dota 2, setting there behind the counter. On said counter he has a copy of hank's dragon sword and two uzi’s as well. As I walk over to him the thought that this the same merchant from the displaced fan fictions, I am going to laugh a little.

“So it seem’s I have some one who likes my wears”

“That I do, but by chance are you the same merchant that is sell items that go to a costume and after some buys them they are sent to there own version of equestria right?”

“That I am my friend but why are you asking?”

“Just to make sure that it is you”

“Oh why, thank you”

“Now lets see what you have shall we”

This dude had every item any geek and lover would want. He had keyblades, light sabers even the buster sword. I decided to buy the dragon sword and the two uzi’s. A random thought came to me ‘that before I go that i should set something up with him.’

“Hey this may sound out of the blue, but do you want to be friends? You seem like you could use it.”

“Really you want to be my friend?”

“Yeah I do, I kind of need someone I can talk to and I want to set up a plan for my friend here that is dressed up as the savlor from the same series.”

“I can do that now what is your plan?”

“Well first I want to be able to get in contact with you if I need, Second is there power in equestria?, Third do you have anymore items from the madness combat series and Forth could you send me to right when celestia and luna is fighting and send my friend to right before the fight with twerk."

“First, here have this iPhone that should help with being able to stay in contact with me, Second yes there is, there is a spell for that. Third have all of them but and a nice price of 100$, but just for you I will lower it to 50$. Forth I can easy do that.”

Before we could do anything, a cosplayer dressed as a doctor from Doctor who walks over.

“Hey do you have a sonic screwdriver by chance that I can buy?”

“I do but it’s 25$”

“Sold, this would be good with my costume"

Right as he began to walk off a portal opens up under him and we both say “have a fun trip” has he disappears, off to his own equestria.

“Well as fun as it has be I guess I will be off, oh and one more thing could I return here if I need?”

“Yes you could but that would cost you 50$ more to buy a mirror of teleporting”

“Sold then”

“Ok have have fun on your adventure and I will call you after you unfreeze”

“Of course, later”

Just like that i’m on my way to equestria. The portal opens up beneath me and it all fades to black.

location unknown, date 2015 7/6 time:Unknown

I wake up in front of the sisters castle. Before I could say a word a explosion lets me know that the fight is going on. I get there right as celestia is beginning to lose. They are tearing the castle to peaces.
‘I only have a sword, two uzi’s…. wait i have two uzi’s, but I don’t want to hurt them so I guess I should make myself known'
Power down ninja mode(walk out of the shadows). As i walk out of the shadows, I have to make it look like i am on luna’s side, somehow. Oh, i got it.

“And soon I was called and I come forth, for I am the shadow walker.”

That got there attention. Both of them looked at me and I know I had to pick a side and a chose luna or should i say at the time nightmare moon.

“I guess I'm on your side there moony.”

the rest is just blank, all i can remember was that I was encased in stone and nightmare moon was in the moon. Now here comes the fun part, the waiting game. Celestia had a few ponies 10 years later come and get me, and place me in the new garden. Once I was set down and set celestia walked up to me and said…

“Now just what are you creature?”

I swear once she left, I think something landed on my shoulder. As I looked with my third eye I saw I had a dove on my right shoulder. Thanks to the mediation I put myself In I was able to see everything around me with my third eye. I saw that discord was a few statues down from me, but instead of speaking with him, which he deiced to talk to me anyways. I left the statue form behind me and went to go find Celestia again. I was going follow her and see what was up with her. Some times I enjoy acting like as a ghost and with no one being able to see me.

Chapter 2 The years of waiting

Location New Canterlot year 2025 to 3027 7/6

Year one, Celestia spent get canterlot on it’s feet. Year 250, the first house that marks ponyville was built. Year 500, ponyville was now a town. Year 1000, luna was freed from nightmare by the mane six. Year 1002, time for me to be free once more. As the day wore on I heard the sounds of kids out playing and sure enough there they were messing around near discords stone prison. As they started fighting and causing chaos around him the stone begin to crack and soon enough the crack will big enough to break though. When I looked back around I had a small colt in-front of me looking up at me.

“Miss charlie what is this statue represent?”

“That one represents protector and master of the way of the sword”

“Then why does in have a sword instead of a shield?”

“Because a sword can sometimes be as mighty as a shield”

‘Wow celestia didn’t think you were nice enough to give me a title and yet not give me a name’

The next thing i knew i felt my own crack form on my prison. it very quietly spread to my entire stone prison soon breaking it altogether in front of all the colts and fillies. As the few last peace fell, I stood proud and tall over everything and everyone. As I slowly looked down I saw pip sitting there scared, of me. that really hit the heart strings. As i bent down, I heard several snaps as joints where being work out of my pained limbs. Now almost eye level with him I could see he was really scared now.

'Best use a pirate accent to speak to him.' i think to myself.

“Yar me matey, what has ye all shaking and quaking in ye boots. Yar”

“It be ye, ye be big”

I deiced to quit the pirate voice for now.

“Now do mind telling me which way to go, i have to talk with celestia right away”

“You could ask miss charlie, she would know”

“I will thank you”

I spotted miss charlie looking at me fearful and silent as she looked at me. After patting pip on the head i left to go find discord, sure enough he was taunting the mane six. After get fed up with discords taunting, i decided that i should shut him up, that would make me look good and badass.

“YOU KNOW DISCORD YOU CAN GET VERY ANNOYING AT TIMES”

“Who dares call me annoying”

I walk out of the shadows reviling myself to him

“That would be me, now do me a favor, (click) shut up”

Thats when i let both uzi’s go and went fall auto on the windows. Windows were breaking, grinning like a mad man, the sound of gunfire and smell of gunpowder was everywhere, after all said and done one window was remaining.

“Now why in the wide world of sports and you picking on these fine ponys, i know they are party poopers but they arn't playthings. now, before you say a single word, do me a even nice big favor and piss off”

I pull out a S&W 500 revolver and shot the last window sending shards of glass everywhere. I look to the mine six and their faces were priceless. Twilight had both fear and interest in the fire arms I had just used, Applejack look almost pale from the smell of the gunpowder, Fluttershy was nowhere to be found, Rarity was eyeing up my suit with disgusted look on her face (typical), Pinkie pie was somewhere, behide me for sure and rainbow dash was looking like she was about to pounce on me for my action. As I put my firearms away I spoke to them.

“Sorry for the mess, I had to shut him up, he was getting on my nerves. You try lessening to him for a thousand years, it’s very annoying.

“Creature, how you are free and why are you free?”

“First i’m a human, second my name is zack, third thank apple bloom, sweetie belle and scootaloo for that, forth, pinkie if your going to attack or surprise someone, make sure he is not a ninja.”

With a quick grab I launched pinkie over to her friends.

“Fifth duck”

Luna came flying to the room knocking a pillar over sending the one she hit over their heads and though the wall.

“SISTER WHAT WAS NOISE AND WHY IS THERE GLASS EVERY WHERE?”

“Luna inside voice for god sakes, your inside and thanks for the ear ache”

“Sorry, but what in mothers name are you”

“Ask your sister and now if you all would move, I have a being of pure chaos to go find.”

When they did not move i decided it was time to get out of there. With one mighty jump a leapt though the window, with my trench colt wafting threw the wind. I landed and started towards the hedge and once by it and seeing that everything was still following the story of the episode i left to go find ponyville and wait for twilight in her library. Knowing I would have a tail, namely Rainbow dash I activated ninja mode again and moved though the shadows…. (of the trees) towards ponyville.

Author's Note

some times it is fun to be a editer and add in funny little details in your own work.
and just as a small note updates may start slow as i get my footing back on this story.