Derpy woke up one day and stretched and got up she was hungie and she wanted muffins so she headed out.
On the way she saw Dash who was attempting a Sonic Rainboom she was approaching the ground at a crazy speed and at the last second Derpy heard a snap and Dash fell to the ground probably resting from her epic stunt. Next Derpy passed the Apple family's farm which was being destroyed by changelings. Derpy then passed Twi's treehouse Spike was killing Twi with a knife his eyes were dead and his skin was grey and he was moaning BRRRRAAAAAINNNZ!
Derpy passed Rarity's boutique and saw smoke coming from the roof, upon closer inspection she saw it was on fire and thought nothing of it.
Next passing where one of pinkie's parties was being thrown However, everyone was running around screaming as Discord was killing them with grenades.
Finally she stopped by sugar cube corner in which Mr. and Mrs. cake were on the floor something looking like punch coming out of their necks Derpy picked up her lemon muffin surprise and headed home.
As she rested her head on her pillow that night she thought of the great day she had her eyes slowly closed to the sound of a giant explosion. THE END!