One Lonely Man

by Hadjii

First published

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Given the fantastic [size=0.7em][citation needed][/size] critical reception, I have continued writing this story, but not here. Apparently, some ponies just can't take a joke.

It has been massively rewritten, and changed from being possibly a self-insert to a blatant self-insert that probably screams "This dude needs psychiatric assistance. Or geriatric assistance. Or geometric assistance."

So, of course, you'd expect there to be tons of over the top, hilarious and disturbing shipping. There is, indeed.

Except, of course, for the fact that the two main characters don't actually hit a home run until the 7th chapter.
I mean, come on! [spoiler]Discord[/spoiler] gets introduced as a character three chapters before that!

And, also, the story has a negative view of cloppers, so yeah no, don't bother reading it.

On the bizarre chance that you're either really high or really bored, here it is.